Ron and Fez Listening Thread 1/29/14 - Gilded Houses

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Florentine hates D&D, loves every song ever written about D&D. Truthbomb.

[realmenhatelife]

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Back in 1980, we played the AD&D
That game was hotter than the,
hell stones of shinara.
My character was battlin'
a druid wizard halflin,
on top of that he was a master of psionic powers.

Bring on the horde,
we have the sword,
that smote the goblin of gygaxinor

Pray that the sisters,
claim us as victors,
of the 20 sided die.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont remember them ever interviewing Kurt Warner.

[TimTimSalabim]

He's 1-2 in the Super Bowl? Lahoo-zaher!

[jennysmurf]

What in the freaking heck??? Does Shelby really have cancer, or is this just a bit?

[LeedsJr]

What in the freaking heck??? Does Shelby really have cancer, or is this just a bit?


Sounds like a bit. I hope.

[jennysmurf]

Sounds like a bit. I hope.

Me too. :glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

He had it as a kid and they are investigating his enlarged gland currently.

[jennysmurf]

He had it as a kid and they are investigating his enlarged gland currently.

I knew he was going to the doctor for a gland thing, but I didn't know there was cancer in the picture. Dang it. :sad:

[LeedsJr]

Fez sounds on his game so far. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

How I Met Your Mother was a good one, Fez.

[Misteriosa]

Hey buddays :bye:

"sideways smiles" had me barking laughing :lol:

[sailor]

Hey buddays :bye:

"sideways smiles" had me barking laughing :lol:

"Barking" is just to piss RMHL off, right?

[realmenhatelife]

I Love Juicy. Fez is hitting above average on these.



Ha, batteries not included.

[realmenhatelife]

"Barking" is just to piss RMHL off, right?

I dont hate puppies unless they're barking about the objective superiority of the new york living experience while all the same not being 100% sure how one would get to Staten Island.

[realmenhatelife]

Golden Shower Girls

[realmenhatelife]

Everyone hates Raymond's Dick.

[realmenhatelife]

Married.... with Children.... in some places...

[A.J.]

Scissor to Scissor.

[realmenhatelife]

Two Girls a Girl and a Pizza Place

[A.J.]

How I Met Your Surrogate Father.

[hanso]

clitto and no man

[deliciousV]

Clitter Getters

[A.J.]

Real Gym Teachers of Beverly Hills

[jennysmurf]

Fez's "The Agents of Panty Shield" made me LOL.:lol:

[A.J.]

Bosom Buddies.

[A.J.]

Leave It to Beavers.

[jennysmurf]

Aw man, someone took mine, "La Cage aux NOOOOOO."

[hanso]

Hey buddays :bye:

"sideways smiles" had me barking laughing :lol:

What is this a take on?

[A.J.]

"I Saved Your Matchbook". :laugh:

[Recyclerz]

Old school - My Mother The Car ... pet Muncher

[A.J.]

Squirter She Wrote. :laugh:

[hanso]

Petty-bone function

[hanso]

little man on the hairy

[hanso]

The Ben Wa Bunch

all mine have been old school tv shows so far.

[jennysmurf]

"Everybody Hates PeePees" was also :thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

Really Desperate Housewives

[realmenhatelife]

Murphy Browneye

[sailor]

I dont hate puppies unless they're barking about the objective superiority of the new york living experience while all the same not being 100% sure how one would get to Staten Island.

Even a blind Sherpa knows you'd take the ferry. C'mon, this is NEW YORK!

[sailor]

Queers

[sailor]

G*A*S*H

(I'm sorry I did that)

[realmenhatelife]

I'm 100% certain that XMU was playing Frank Ocean on atleast 2 of their blog radio shows before The Heat. And I'll bet atleast one of those shows had Miguel first too.

[Misteriosa]

out your musicians wednesday?

[Misteriosa]

Even a blind Sherpa knows you'd take the ferry. C'mon, this is NEW YORK!

http://barkitecturemag.com/wp-content/uploads/Geico-gecko.jpg

(i figured that is what you were fishing for)

[realmenhatelife]

out your musicians wednesday?

Ironically the Wednesday show is the one that had him first, so yes.




The Heat is the first station to bring you news about Mr Cee and tranny beejes.

[hanso]

my favorite muffin

[realmenhatelife]

Sandra Bernhardt
The king of comedy

[realmenhatelife]

Bad clues my ass, I had it on the second clue.

[LeedsJr]

Sandra Bernhardt
The king of comedy

Homophobe.

[realmenhatelife]

All the northerners like to tut tut this atlanta thing "oh you cant handle 2 inches of snow..." but shit, you cant drive on two inches of snow on an untreated road. Throw in more rear wheel drive cars and a bunch of people who have no idea what to do I get why things were so bad down there.

[jennysmurf]

Oooo....a Subway Stalker update!:clap:

[LeedsJr]

Fez story about subway crush! :popcorn:

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe he was drunk so he could stomach feeling up an icky girl, look on the bright side fez.

[jennysmurf]

Aawwwwww, poor Fezzie. His crush is mega-straight. :sad: I know how he feels, because most of my crushes end up being mega-gay.

[realmenhatelife]

My old starbucks coworker and his boyfriend are both super straight looking gay dudes living in new york. Would be perfect for Fez.

[sailor]

Aawwwwww, poor Fezzie. His crush is mega-straight. :sad: I know how he feels, because most of my crushes end up being mega-gay.

AJ & PB sitting in a tree...

[LeedsJr]

Fez: "You're going to rub this in my face?"

Ron: "I don't think you're going to get anything rubbed in your face."


:lol:

[sailor]

My old starbucks coworker and his boyfriend are both super straight looking gay dudes living in new york. Would be perfect for Fez.

Too old.

[realmenhatelife]

Too old.

I think he's still in his late 20s but year you're right.


Hey Jenny, I got a couple of dudes for you. A tattood latino or a square jawed all american QB type. Both have dimples.

[jennysmurf]

AJ & PB sitting in a tree...

I knew there was a reason they shunned my advances!

[deliciousV]

All the northerners like to tut tut this atlanta thing "oh you cant handle 2 inches of snow..." but shit, you cant drive on two inches of snow on an untreated road. Throw in more rear wheel drive cars and a bunch of people who have no idea what to do I get why things were so bad down there.

we were supposed to get a couple of inches of snow, instead we got about 1/2 inch of ice. Everything is closed, my wife and son were told to stay home from work, the SCDOT web site shows current road conditions in our county as "Ice/Snow covered" for every road, when you have no salt trucks or snow plows, it doesn't take much to shut you down.

[jennysmurf]

I think he's still in his late 20s but year you're right.


Hey Jenny, I got a couple of dudes for you. A tattood latino or a square jawed all american QB type. Both have dimples.

:dry: Fool me once, shame on you....

[A.J.]

I knew there was a reason they shunned my advances!

Insurance envy.

[sailor]

I think he's still in his late 20s but year you're right.


Hey Jenny, I got a couple of dudes for you. A tattood latino or a square jawed all american QB type. Both have dimples.

Yeah, it didn't matter the age.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "They've sold 80 million... things."

I wonder what he meant? Tickets? Albums? T-Shirts?

[sailor]

You might want to sit down. Ha!

[jennysmurf]

You might want to sit down. Ha!

:laugh: I also enjoyed the, "Nice piss, queer." Shelby is really on fire today!:lol:

[sailor]

Wait, wasn't fez over the moon when sapp was in? Like wasn't he fez's mystery guest?

[LeedsJr]

A daily bassist? Is that, like, a guy who plays the bass every day? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

This comedian stinks.

[jennysmurf]

This comedian stinks.

Agreed. He just asked if there was a laugh track. :thumbdown:

[deliciousV]

This comedian stinks.

he's trying too hard, monopolizing conversation. Trying to fit his bits into everything. So yeah, he stinks.

[realmenhatelife]

he's trying too hard, monopolizing conversation. Trying to fit his bits into everything. So yeah, he stinks.

His material is really awful too.

[LeedsJr]

This comedian stinks.


I also concur.

Turned it off when he was prattling on about making picks against the spread, checked back in to hear the name Barca.

That's it for me. Man City kicks off in 15 minutes. :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Like this guy is bad enough that I kindof want to tweet to them how awful he is.

[sailor]

Who?

[realmenhatelife]

Ok, mean tweet sent.

[realmenhatelife]

Who?

Geno Bisctone

[deliciousV]

Geno Bisctone

I'm not gonna lie, I thought he finished strong. Once he started talking like a human instead of setting himself up for bad jokes, he actually made me laugh a couple of times, his reaction to the fact that Fez keeps toenails was one of those times. And then he tops it all by entering a "gargle Fez's toenails" bet with Barca. Add this to the fact that he seemed to have some knowledge of the show, he won me over, somewhat, like....like.... he's on probation.

[LeedsJr]

I'm not gonna lie, I thought he finished strong. Once he started talking like a human instead of setting himself up for bad jokes, he actually made me laugh a couple of times, his reaction to the fact that Fez keeps toenails was one of those times. And then he tops it all by entering a "gargle Fez's toenails" bet with Barca. Add this to the fact that he seemed to have some knowledge of the show, he won me over, somewhat, like....like.... he's on probation.


He interacted with Barca, and created a reason for him to appear on the show again?

HE'S DEAD TO ME!!!

[deliciousV]

He interacted with Barca, and created a reason for him to appear on the show again?

HE'S DEAD TO ME!!!

On the bright side, if Denver loses, Barca will have to put some of Fez's toenails in his mouth with some water and swoosh it around for 3 seconds. He's not to swallow it, Fez made it very clear that "he needs those back"

[LeedsJr]

On the bright side, if Denver loses, Barca will have to put some of Fez's toenails in his mouth with some water and swoosh it around for 3 seconds. He's not to swallow it, Fez made it very clear that "he needs those back"


Ok. Even I'll admit, that's funny.

[Dell]

Ok. Even I'll admit, that's funny.

yeah, I'll give you that...but, I'm still pulling for Denver (now I missed the show, does it mean Barca will be on the show if he wins)

[deliciousV]

yeah, I'll give you that...but, I'm still pulling for Denver (now I missed the show, does it mean Barca will be on the show if he wins)

Me too, it's an old guy thing.

And yes, Barca will be on the show either way, Ron pushed the comedian and Barca into the bet, the payoff is that they will both be there when one of them gargles toe fungus.

[Dell]

Me too, it's an old guy thing.

And yes, Barca will be on the show either way, Ron pushed the comedian and Barca into the bet, the payoff is that they will both be there when one of them gargles toe fungus.

that sounds horrid...at least there are two more days before that plays out

[deliciousV]

that sounds horrid...at least there are two more days before that plays out

Horrid for one of them, we just have to listen, and hopefully laugh.