Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/7/14 - Nearly

[realmenhatelife]

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Cmon weekend.

[realmenhatelife]

Vos and Bonnie, Nice.

[realmenhatelife]

I do enjoy a tangello.

[Dell]

buddays...:bye:

this has all kinds of potential...

[realmenhatelife]

According to Opie Hoffman had been on the bar scene for awhile.

[Dell]

According to Opie Hoffman had been on the bar scene for awhile.

who's Opie Hoffman?

[realmenhatelife]

who's Opie Hoffman?

Nice jewish boy.

[realmenhatelife]

Like fluffy cotton candy. HA Fez.

[LeedsJr]

who's Opie Hoffman?


YOU'RE Opie Hoffman!

[realmenhatelife]

I gave blood and it got rejected and they just send you a letter that says "Your blood was rejected in screening, if you want to know why schedule a consultation. Do not call the hotline no one is able to discuss these matters over the phone."


That was a might bit nerve wracking.

[LeedsJr]

I gave blood and it got rejected and they just send you a letter that says "Your blood was rejected in screening, if you want to know why schedule a consultation. Do not call the hotline no one is able to discuss these matters over the phone."


That was a might bit nerve wracking.


They rejected mine because it had a head on it.

[A.J.]

They rejected mine because it had a head on it.

I blame all those trips to the pub for that.

http://www.beer-universe.com/images/articles/118/beer-head.gif

[LeedsJr]

I blame all those trips to the pub for that.

http://www.beer-universe.com/images/articles/118/beer-head.gif


I wouldn't say blame, I would say give credit to.

[PapaBear]

That was a might bit nerve wracking.
Imagine how wracked THEIR nerves could be, if you demand that your rejected blood be returned! :devil2:

[Dell]

Imagine how wracked THEIR nerves could be, if you demand that your rejected blood be returned! :devil2:

like Kramer, I keep my spare blood in the refrigerator...my wife made me move it to the garage refrigerator though (like she thinks my blood is tainted or something)

[realmenhatelife]

Normal is not the opposite of rare. He also doesn't mean uncommon vs common, because both are common.

[LeedsJr]

Normal is not the opposite of rare. He also doesn't mean uncommon vs common, because both are common.


YOU'RE common!

[Dell]

my friend wouldn't have sex with his wife when she was pregnant...said he was afraid his baby would be born with a dented head :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

YOU'RE common!

I am.

[TimTimSalabim]

Did Jay have a dream to become a major league baseball player?

[A.J.]

This sounds like Fez.

[Dell]

had to switch to my phone app...goddamn online player shite the bed again!!!!!!!

with the online option accounting for almost all of the Sirius XM new subscriptions, you would think they'd get the player working better...bitches, all of them

[sailor]

I do enjoy a tangello.

Hope you don't have high cholesterol.

[hanso]

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Normal is not the opposite of rare. He also doesn't mean uncommon vs common, because both are common.

[LeedsJr]

had to switch to my phone app...goddamn online player shite the bed again!!!!!!!

with the online option accounting for almost all of the Sirius XM new subscriptions, you would think they'd get the player working better...bitches, all of them


My free trial expired yesterday. They want a credit card now. That ain't happening. I am officially a former listener. It's liberating.
Cheers from the pub! :drunk:

[Dell]

not to take anything away from Leno, but I think the best moments (comparatively) were when Letterman went on Carson's show...the time Carson had Letterman's old junk truck towed from his California home and they had Judge Wapner hear the case and Letterman bribed Wapner with a case of steaks was one of the hardest I ever laughed

most of the laughter came from watching Carson lose his mind laughing...:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Hope you don't have high cholesterol.

They have cholesterol?

[Dell]

I don't know why I like it, but I smile every time Ron says worter...:smile:

[LeedsJr]

They have cholesterol?


YOU have cholesterol!

[Dell]

They have cholesterol?

yeah...please hanslate your post about tangelos and high choleterol

[Dell]

when did Howard Stern get the big (Something About Mary "big") veneers...haven't listened yet, but the teeth must have been a story I missed

Howie's Smile (http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/)

[PapaBear]

They have cholesterol?
Grapefruits are bad for people on cholesterol meds. Because tangelos are a hybrid of grapefruits, some say they are bad for people on cholesterol meds. They probably aren't bad, but they might be. In other words.... No one knows shit about how to keep people living.

[LeedsJr]

Grapefruits are bad for people on cholesterol meds. Because tangelos are a hybrid of grapefruits, some say they are bad for people on cholesterol meds. They probably aren't bad, but they might be. In other words.... No one knows shit about how to keep people living.


Gotta die of something.
I'm shooting for liver failure.:drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know why I like it, but I smile every time Ron says worter...:smile:

Come up here, you'd die. We all say wudder. Bottlawudder.

YOU have cholesterol!

This is accurate, but is it too high?

yeah...please hanslate your post about tangelos and high choleterol

I forgot that grapefruits interfere with some medications. Although my brother takes lipitor and loves grapefruit. Maybe he went off the lipitor.

[PapaBear]

Gotta die of something.
I'm shooting for liver failure.:drunk:
My goal in life is to defy liver failure. Every time my liver tells me I've had a few too many, I remind my liver that I could always stop wearing my seat belt.

[LeedsJr]

Come up here, you'd die. We all say wudder. Bottlawudder.



This is accurate, but is it too high?



I forgot that grapefruits interfere with some medications. Although my brother takes lipitor and loves grapefruit. Maybe he went off the lipitor.


YOU'RE too high!

[Dell]

Come up here, you'd die. We all say wudder. Bottlawudder.



This is accurate, but is it too high?



I forgot that grapefruits interfere with some medications. Although my brother takes lipitor and loves grapefruit. Maybe he went off the lipitor.

I was on some Statin for a while and I remember the warnings about consuming grapefruit...the meds gave me muscle aches without the grapefruit. Ended up coming off the meds, grapefruit and even gave up the fish oil. I guess my body didn't like the fine tuning.

[PapaBear]

Maybe he went off the lipitor.
YOU went off your brother!

Top THAT, Leeds.

[LeedsJr]

My goal in life is to defy liver failure. Every time my liver tells me I've had a few too many, I remind my liver that I could always stop wearing my seat belt.


You're pub has seat belts on the bar stools? That's awesome!

[TimTimSalabim]

when did Howard Stern get the big (Something About Mary "big") veneers...haven't listened yet, but the teeth must have been a story I missed

Howie's Smile (http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/)

Jerry looks really good for 60. Not sure I can say the same for Howard.

[Dell]

My goal in life is to defy liver failure. Every time my liver tells me I've had a few too many, I remind my liver that I could always stop wearing my seat belt.

a liver gots to know its limitations...stoopid organs

[LeedsJr]

YOU went off your brother!

Top THAT, Leeds.


Top off RMHL's brother?
Sounds get.

[PapaBear]

a liver gots to know its limitations... stoopid organs
I make my liver read the "The Organs of Species" daily. Fuck Darwin. I'm in charge!

[Dell]

I make my liver read the "The Organs of Species" daily. Fuck Darwin. I'm in charge!

like Robin Williams, I just reference the Duckbill Platypus...Fuck you Darwin, indeed!

[CountryBob]

I hate the term "blood orange" it does not make me want one.

[Dell]

I hate the term "blood orange" it does not make me want one.

you sir, are no Dexter...

[LeedsJr]

you sir, are no Dexter...


YOU'RE no Dexter!

[sailor]

They have cholesterol?

They fuck with Lipitor and like drugs (so do grapefruits). Just learned this fact this morning.

[Dell]

oh yeah...there was no slavery in the Northern states

you no longer have to be in the USSR for revisionist history...(truth bomb, slavery in Northern states existed long after the Civil War)

[sailor]

Fuck, Ron himself would consider staying pat in your old neighborhood as failure. And there are plenty of rich people in the Bronx.

So, the rich guy doesn't understand why people want to be rich?

[sailor]

Fuck, Ron himself would consider staying pat in your old neighborhood as failure. And there are plenty of rich people in the Bronx.

So, the rich guy doesn't understand why people want to be rich?

[sailor]

Patrice, not earl. Racist.

[PapaBear]

like Robin Williams, I just reference the Duckbill Platypus...Fuck you Darwin, indeed!
You just reminded me of this...

And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else around laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago.

[sailor]

Grapefruits are bad for people on cholesterol meds. Because tangelos are a hybrid of grapefruits, some say they are bad for people on cholesterol meds. They probably aren't bad, but they might be. In other words.... No one knows shit about how to keep people living.


Thx.

[realmenhatelife]

Fuck, Ron himself would consider staying pat in your old neighborhood as failure. And there are plenty of rich people in the Bronx.

So, the rich guy doesn't understand why people want to be rich?

If you were born in New York you have no reason to move anywhere. You're already at the place people move to.

[sailor]

If you were born in New York you have no reason to move anywhere. You're already at the place people move to.

If my wife has her way we'll move down by you in a year or so.

[realmenhatelife]

If my wife has her way we'll move down by you in a year or so.

Bad move.


Actually it really depends whats important to you in terms of a place to live.

[LeedsJr]

If you were born in New York you have no reason to move anywhere. You're already at the place people move to.


I'm ready to move somewhere near the equator so I never have to see snow again.

[PapaBear]

If you were born in New York...

If my wife has her way we'll move down by you in a year or so.
Don't worry. If you can make there, you can make it anywhere.

[CountryBob]

who is this fucking smug bastard to complain about how people don't know how to end conversations?

Youre lucky someone even says hi - you fucking jerk

[sailor]

Bad move.


Actually it really depends whats important to you in terms of a place to live.

A house. We would also use Philly while we almost never go to nyc.

[PapaBear]

who is this fucking smug bastard to complain about how people don't know how to end conversations?

Youre lucky someone even says hi - you fucking jerk
I'm not listening to the show. Did the Blowhard call in recently?

[LeedsJr]

who is this fucking smug bastard to complain about how people don't know how to end conversations?

Youre lucky someone even says hi - you fucking jerk


Long week?

[CountryBob]

Long week?

yeah - im busted and wore down. :down::sad::wallbash::surrender:

[hanso]

who is this fucking smug bastard to complain about how people don't know how to end conversations?

Youre lucky someone even says hi - you fucking jerk

Thought they gave the bird and said fuck you.

[realmenhatelife]

A house. We would also use Philly while we almost never go to nyc.

Well we certainly have houses and they'll probably seem pretty cheap if you look in the right place. Conversley though you'd have to always drive into the city which to live in a place with a widespread 24 hour public transportation network would be a downgrade for me atleast.


I will say that I think the suburban philadelphia experience was better than the much maligned suburban experience of other places. You can still get good food and you're close enough to most of what youd want to do.

[CountryBob]

become a HR Manager - you automatically obtain a PHD in psychiatry and don't get paid for it.

[realmenhatelife]

It's a bandana, not a flag.

[CountryBob]

does a country southern dialect sometimes make you northerners just want to rip that persons face off?

Im experiencing that now listening to the show (but reversed cause im from down here ya know).

[sailor]

Well we certainly have houses and they'll probably seem pretty cheap if you look in the right place. Conversley though you'd have to always drive into the city which to live in a place with a widespread 24 hour public transportation network would be a downgrade for me atleast.


I will say that I think the suburban philadelphia experience was better than the much maligned suburban experience of other places. You can still get good food and you're close enough to most of what youd want to do.

I already drive like 30 miles to work each way (wife works from home). Subway is so overrated - if we ever go to the city, I drive. Philly, even the city has a sort of suburban small town feel.

[PapaBear]

It's a bandana, not a flag.
YOU'RE a flag!

Hi Leeds!:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

does a country southern dialect sometimes make you northerners just want to rip that persons face off?

Im experiencing that now listening to the show (but reversed cause im from down here ya know).

Its more the pace that kills us. It must be what it's like for Puerto Rican/Sicilian women to talk to the rest of us. They're just screaming in their heads "faster, faster, talk faster."

[PapaBear]

Its more the pace that kills us. It must be what it's like for Puerto Rican/Sicilian women to talk to the rest of us. They're just screaming in their heads "faster, faster, talk faster."
I like the way Puerto Rican Women talk. I can look at them, and act like I'm interested in what they are saying, yet ignore them at a much faster rate.

[hanso]

does a country southern dialect sometimes make you northerners just want to rip that persons face off?

Im experiencing that now listening to the show (but reversed cause im from down here ya know).

There is a radio guy Sid Rosenberg it sounds like puke to me.

[realmenhatelife]

I already drive like 30 miles to work each way (wife works from home). Subway is so overrated - if we ever go to the city, I drive. Philly, even the city has a sort of suburban small town feel.

Yeah everywhere but Center City is pretty neighborhoody.

30 miles is about as far as I live out of the city. It's not as much the distance it's that 76 is a really terrible highway and it's the only way into the city from the west. But the network of suburban towns is pretty extensive and you'd be able to find something that suits literally whatever you want 30 miles or less from the city.

[realmenhatelife]

I like the way Puerto Rican Women talk. I can look at them, and act like I'm interested in what they are saying, yet ignore them at a much faster rate.

I swear my mom and her sister will talk at the same time at eachother. Like they're two conversations at once.

[PapaBear]

I swear my mom and her sister will talk at the same time at eachother. Like they're two conversations at once.
That's because men don't hold the monopoly on pretending to listen to the woman who's talking to them.

[Dell]

If you were born in New York you have no reason to move anywhere. You're already at the place people move to.

New Yorkers retire and move to Florida...truth bomberino

[LeedsJr]

YOU'RE a flag!

Hi Leeds!:bye:


Cheers! :drunk:

[Dell]

who is this fucking smug bastard to complain about how people don't know how to end conversations?

Youre lucky someone even says hi - you fucking jerk

Hi Bob...hope your day is going well

:bye:

[LeedsJr]

I swear my mom and her sister will talk at the same time at eachother. Like they're two conversations at once.


My wife does this all on her own.

ETA: And she gets mad if I interrupt.

[Dell]

become a HR Manager - you automatically obtain a PHD in psychiatry and don't get paid for it.

your education is more useful...Piled Higher and Deeper has little real-world application (another truth bomb-bomb-arino)

[LeedsJr]

That's because men don't hold the monopoly on pretending to listen to the woman who's talking to them.


Huh?

See what I did there?

I keed, I keed.

[Dell]

I swear my mom and her sister will talk at the same time at eachother. Like they're two conversations at once.

my family has multiple conversations going whenever we are together...it's entertaining watching the facial expressions of people the first time they are with us for dinner

[realmenhatelife]

my family has multiple conversations going whenever we are together...it's entertaining watching the facial expressions of people the first time they are with us for dinner

Yeah the girlfriend test for my mom is if they can join in or are intimidated.

[sailor]

New Yorkers retire and move to Florida...truth bomberino

He was mocking a ny-centric view of the world, literal dell.

[sailor]

Yeah the girlfriend test for my mom is if they can join in or are intimidated.

Your mom has a girlfriend?

[PapaBear]

Your mom has a girlfriend?
Don't be silly. None have passed the test.

[LeedsJr]

Don't be silly. None have passed the test.

YOU'RE silly!

[PapaBear]

YOU'RE silly!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/What-you-did-s8j2a3_zps1fb50462.jpg

I'm not above posting an old theme for MEMEs, just to show a hot chick.

[LeedsJr]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/What-you-did-s8j2a3_zps1fb50462.jpg

I'm not above posting an old theme for MEMEs, just to show a hot chick.


:clap:

[deliciousV]

New Yorkers retire and move to Florida...truth bomberino


A whole lot of them don't make it that far south, the cause of my road rage!

[LeedsJr]

A whole lot of them don't make it that far south, the cause of my road rage!


Lighten up, Francis. :wink:

[Dell]

He was mocking a ny-centric view of the world, literal dell.

mocking a ny-centric view...tomato, tomato

and, I'm only literal when interpreting the good book...luckily, there was no mocking ny-centric views when the earth was created 6,000 years ago