Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/19/14 - One

[realmenhatelife]

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Not a U2 cover.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

I'm not getting this Jeffery guy that they keep bringing on...also, the answer is urinal #1, then #3, etc.

[realmenhatelife]

Was earl on air yesterday?



I believe it goes every other urinal, not as far away as possible.

[LeedsJr]

USA! :clap:

[Misteriosa]

Hey buddays!

for the first time in a long time, i can listen to the show and post!

My work computer shit the bed some time ago, but after sweet talking the *cough* "go to my computer" type tech support guy, we are at some kind of working speed :o

[deliciousV]

What's wrong with you pecker peekers!? As far away as possible is absolutely the answer. 1,4

[Misteriosa]

:popcorn: this is all new to me

[realmenhatelife]

I give 1 seat in a movie theater. I'm not fucking up my view because someone else knows what the good rows are.

[LeedsJr]

DAMNIT! :annoyed:

[realmenhatelife]

Hey buddays!

for the first time in a long time, i can listen to the show and post!

My work computer shit the bed some time ago, but after sweet talking the *cough* "go to my computer" type tech support guy, we are at some kind of working speed :o

Low cut shirt worked?





Troughs suck. And so do the bucket style urinals with no wall.

[Misteriosa]

a piss trough?! :gross out shudder:

[Misteriosa]

Low cut shirt worked?

no, it wasnt a video type conference.

it was all phone calls and he had remote access of my computer, which means he had access to my geek files that i keep at work (doctor who, GoT, Korra, etc) and some pictures of me. shit... :ohmy: the molly avatar was on there too!

[realmenhatelife]

a piss trough?! :gross out shudder:

It's got running water so it isn't like a well of piss but you do have to hang your wiener totally in the breeze next to other dudes.

[realmenhatelife]

no, it wasnt a video type conference.

it was all phone calls and he had remote access of my computer, which means he had access to my geek files that i keep at work (doctor who, GoT, Korra, etc) and some pictures of me. shit... :ohmy: the molly avatar was on there too!

Well that explains it. Just in time for St Pats day.

[Dell]

Low cut shirt worked?





Troughs suck. And so do the bucket style urinals with no wall.

my friend thought he was using a circular trough at Langley Air Force Base until a lady walked in to use the common circular sink...he said he quickly zipped up and started washing his hands, but his urine was obvious in the sink

[PapaBear]

It's got running water so it isn't like a well of piss but you do have to hang your wiener totally in the breeze next to other dudes.
Sounds like the biggest problem with your piss trough is that it's outside!

[Misteriosa]

eww.. hicks "pisses in phone booths"? this is why we cant have nice things. thats some slob shit right there.

[realmenhatelife]

my friend thought he was using a circular trough at Langley Air Force Base until a lady walked in to use the common circular sink...he said he quickly zipped up and started washing his hands, but his urine was obvious in the sink

Thats hilarious. My buddy had a story about a kid shitting in the urinals at Catholic School because he had never seen them before in his life.

Sounds like the biggest problem with your piss trough is that it's outside!

I can piss outside way easier than in a trough.

[Misteriosa]

pissing yourself doesnt "just dry". when the little kids here have an accident and pee on themselves, it stinks and you can smell it on them the whole time.

[Dell]

Thats hilarious. My buddy had a story about a kid shitting in the urinals at Catholic School because he had never seen them before in his life.


I remember boys trying to convince little girls that the urinals were for washing their hair...

[LeedsJr]

USA!! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

pissing yourself doesnt "just dry". when the little kids here have an accident and pee on themselves, it stinks and you can smell it on them the whole time.

Think about the dirty sterno bum who said it.

[sailor]

a piss trough?! :gross out shudder:

Mojo was the only person ever a fan of those.

[sailor]

eww.. hicks "pisses in phone booths"? this is why we cant have nice things. thats some slob shit right there.

You've got some low standards for nice things right there.

[Misteriosa]

You've got some low standards for nice things right there.

when it comes to the general public, yeah... :o

baby steps.

[LeedsJr]

USA!!! :clap:

[Dell]

how many Central Parks are there?

[Misteriosa]

Marvel and DC, Ron.

Avengers/Spiderman/Xmen vs Batman/Superman/(Upcoming) Justice League

[realmenhatelife]

The Guardian of the Galaxy trailer was actually decent looking.

[Misteriosa]

The Guardian of the Galaxy trailer was actually decent looking.

all i keep saying as i rock and try to comfort myself in the corner is "pleeeease dont fuck up the wonder woman movie. pleeeease dont fuck up the wonder woman movie"

at least gal gadot is putting in the work.

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/gal.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

all i keep saying as i rock and try to comfort myself in the corner is "pleeeease dont fuck up the wonder woman movie. pleeeease dont fuck up the wonder woman movie"

at least gal gadot is putting in the work.

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/gal.jpg

I think its easier to do the small part well. The trick will probably be going from the ensemble movie to the solo feature.

The singer to the band I like did a wonder woman illustration for someone else's tshirt, I was going to point you towards that but its already sold out. Lotta Wonder Woman fans out there.

[Misteriosa]

I think its easier to do the small part well. The trick will probably be going from the ensemble movie to the solo feature.

The singer to the band I like did a wonder woman illustration for someone else's tshirt, I was going to point you towards that but its already sold out. Lotta Wonder Woman fans out there.

irrc, gadot is already signed on for three more movies (and at a waaaaaaay lower price than affleck and cavill, but thats an issue for another day :dry:)

and yeah there is a HUGE WW fan base out there. kevin smith said something about that today, that it was stupid that a WW hasnt been made yet.

it reminds me of this documentary i saw on pbs:

Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Superheroines (http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/wonder-women/)

I really connected with it.

[LeedsJr]

USA!!!! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

irrc, gadot is already signed on for three more movies (and at a waaaaaaay lower price than affleck and cavill, but thats an issue for another day :dry:)

and yeah there is a HUGE WW fan base out there. kevin smith said something about that today, that it was stupid that a WW hasnt been made yet.

it reminds me of this documentary i saw on pbs:

Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Superheroines (http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/wonder-women/)

I really connected with it.

http://dongiovannirecords.com/product/99-wonder-woman-shirt

The kryptonite ceiling.

[realmenhatelife]

Comedians are the biggest sell outs of any of them.




But with the way the industry collapsed getting your own sponsorship is a lot different than 'selling out' in the old sense of the word.

[deliciousV]

Comedians are the biggest sell outs of any of them.




But with the way the industry collapsed getting your own sponsorship is a lot different than 'selling out' in the old sense of the word.

not me, I'm a purist. I only make people in my house laugh, for free.

[deliciousV]

USA!!!! :clap:

at the pub I assume.

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[LeedsJr]

at the pub I assume.

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Actually, no. Watching online while I get some work done.

I'll be heading to the pub at 2:45 for the Arsenal v Bayern Munich Champions League match. :drunk:

[Misteriosa]

Actually, no. Watching online while I get some work done.

I'll be heading to the pub at 2:45 for the Arsenal v Bayern Munich Champions League match. :drunk:

now there is a match that makes me question my allegiances. im really torn over which team to choose.

eta: im gonna go arsenal!

[LeedsJr]

now there is a match that makes me question my allegiances. im really torn over which team to choose.


You told me you were a gunner.

Also, rule of thumb: when in doubt, root for the underdog. It's more satisfying if they win.

[Misteriosa]

You told me you were a gunner.

Also, rule of thumb: when in doubt, root for the underdog. It's more satisfying if they win.

yeah.. i chose just before you posted.

[Misteriosa]

well hey! speaking of weird places people pee:

Pizza Hut Shuts Down After Dishwasher Caught Peeing in Sink (http://gawker.com/pizza-hut-shuts-down-after-dishwasher-caught-peeing-in-1526080295)

One of the chain's West Virginia outposts was shut down recently after surveillance camera footage showed a district manager peeing into a dishroom sink.

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[CountryBob]

no, it wasnt a video type conference.

it was all phone calls and he had remote access of my computer, which means he had access to my geek files that i keep at work (doctor who, GoT, Korra, etc) and some pictures of me. shit... :ohmy: the molly avatar was on there too!

now he knows that at least one cool chick works there.... expect more contact from him coming soon.

[LeedsJr]

USA!!!!! :clap:

[PapaBear]

well hey! speaking of weird places people pee:

Pizza Hut Shuts Down After Dishwasher Caught Peeing in Sink (http://gawker.com/pizza-hut-shuts-down-after-dishwasher-caught-peeing-in-1526080295)



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[CountryBob]

LIECHTENSTEIN! :clap:

[LeedsJr]

LIECHTENSTEIN! :clap:


Commie. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

Amy Poehler is good looking, whats Sherrod talking about?

[sailor]

Sherrod small was Jeff gurian's guest on r&f?!

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah his material is routine now because he broke taboos in the 60s. Thats how that happened, Gurian.

[Dell]

I like snarky and cruel humor...Shelby Big-ASS Card Holder #1

[realmenhatelife]

He has an earpiece in you gullible dip.

[deliciousV]

Gurian is way more Paul O'lier than ussual today

[realmenhatelife]

Gurian laughs like Dana Carvey's George Bush impression.

[Dell]

Gurian is way more Paul O'lier than ussual today

Gurian doesn't annoy me at all, but I definitely don't find him as entertaining as Paulo...but, I do get the "Paul O'lier" in his content/delivery today

[Dell]

I hope Snarky Shelby laughing at Fez and Hicks becomes an every day bit...I laugh every time I hear him snicker (especially when Ron points it out)

[sailor]

Yeah his material is routine now because he broke taboos in the 60s. Thats how that happened, Gurian.

It was a valid point of Jeff's and he isn't downplaying it.

[realmenhatelife]

It was a valid point of Jeff's and he isn't downplaying it.

Oh you're just best friends with him.





Lynne Koplitz and Ted Alexandro, heavy comedy central 90s airplay.

[deliciousV]

It was a valid point of Jeff's and he isn't downplaying it.

what right does Jeff have to show up, making valid points, using PaulO's voice, it's off putting.

[sailor]

Oh you're just best friends with him.





Lynne Koplitz and Ted Alexandro, heavy comedy central 90s airplay.

He died before I was born. I'm not THAT old!

[realmenhatelife]

He died before I was born. I'm not THAT old!

I meant Gurian. We should be so lucky.

[deliciousV]

Running long today, flexing that muscle. Finally.

[Dell]

Running long today, flexing that muscle. Finally.

that's good news...

[fezident]

Was Fezzie involved at all with the show today?

[realmenhatelife]

Was Fezzie involved at all with the show today?

He had some good lines.

[realmenhatelife]

Relating to this Aziz bit. I've never eaten Coldstone Creamery. I went to dinner with a friend of mine who wanted ice cream after so we went there so she could get one. She tipped them a dollar on purpose so they'd sing. She like waved it to make sure the guy saw it. The guy kindof looked exasperated and was like "uhhhhhhh, really? I'm not sure we all know the songs." Then he had to coach the kid he was training along through a shitty song like rolling his eyes the whole time. I wanted to buy a tennis racket to hit her in the head with.

[deliciousV]

Was Fezzie involved at all with the show today?

very much so, once the comedians came in he was sniping away.

[sailor]

I meant Gurian. We should be so lucky.

Oh, literal...well, you know.

[sailor]

Relating to this Aziz bit. I've never eaten Coldstone Creamery. I went to dinner with a friend of mine who wanted ice cream after so we went there so she could get one. She tipped them a dollar on purpose so they'd sing. She like waved it to make sure the guy saw it. The guy kindof looked exasperated and was like "uhhhhhhh, really? I'm not sure we all know the songs." Then he had to coach the kid he was training along through a shitty song like rolling his eyes the whole time. I wanted to buy a tennis racket to hit her in the head with.

It's their gimmick. Fuck them.

[Dell]

very much so, once the comedians came in he was sniping away.

on that subject, I don't know why Ron acts like his sniping is a big deal...I remember that Fez was primarily a sniper with the occasional extended bit

[realmenhatelife]

It's their gimmick. Fuck them.

It must have been lunch now that I think about it because the mall was dead and only like 2 guys were working. It's different if there are a lot of people around and a lot of people doing it because that will actually draw attention and get more sales/tips.

[LeedsJr]

on that subject, I don't know why Ron acts like his sniping is a big deal...I remember that Fez was primarily a sniper with the occasional extended bit


Because he hates Fez and wants him to go away?

[sailor]

Because he hates Fez and wants him to go away?

Oh no, they're best buds. It's them against the mean, cold world.

[cougarjake13]

Yes

[Recyclerz]

I hope Snarky Shelby laughing at Fez and Hicks becomes an every day bit...I laugh every time I hear him snicker (especially when Ron points it out)


Has anyone on air (or anywhere) commented on Ron renaming Shelby Lynne? Fez or Shelby might not know the reference but Pepper must know her as a singer/songwriter.

[cougarjake13]

Relating to this Aziz bit. I've never eaten Coldstone Creamery. I went to dinner with a friend of mine who wanted ice cream after so we went there so she could get one. She tipped them a dollar on purpose so they'd sing. She like waved it to make sure the guy saw it. The guy kindof looked exasperated and was like "uhhhhhhh, really? I'm not sure we all know the songs." Then he had to coach the kid he was training along through a shitty song like rolling his eyes the whole time. I wanted to buy a tennis racket to hit her in the head with.


Is that something new?

I dont remember them singing

[deliciousV]

Is that something new?

I dont remember them singing

My son worked there about 6 years ago, he says they were supposed to sing every time they got a tip.

[Dell]

this autistic girl has pipes...made me a Lady Wildcats fan

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[CountryBob]

this autistic girl has pipes...made me a Lady Wildcats fan

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Not only was that such a sweet moment - she was damn good.