Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/28/14 - The Horror

[realmenhatelife]

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Big Friday.

[Dell]

indeed...the horror

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1797615_1411458239106377_530804816_n.jpg

[A.J.]

Ye Olde Centaur at the Renaissance Fair?

[jimmyolsenblues]

Yours in Christ.

[realmenhatelife]

I would love if they had John Pinette in.

[A.J.]

Fez lost his wallet? I'm surprised he hasn't had a full meltdown. Didn't he freak out once about losing his keys? I seem to remember a bit about that.

[realmenhatelife]

I like Koechner.


Oh Fez.

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[Dell]

Fez's logic and emotional state are locked in middle school...sheesh

[realmenhatelife]

I actually really prefer shitty, cheap wallets. I dont appreciate the wallet as a status symbol.

[jennysmurf]

Really, Ron? We all have $2000 laying around in "emergency cash?" What world is he living in, cause I want to live there. :wacko:

[A.J.]

I actually really prefer shitty, cheap wallets. I dont appreciate the wallet as a status symbol.

I bought mine at a rest stop on the Jersey turnpike. It's lasted me several years so far.

[A.J.]

Really, Ron? We all have $2000 laying around in "emergency cash?" What world is he living in, cause I want to live there. :wacko:

He probably does it out of force of "habit", if you know what I mean.

[realmenhatelife]

I bought mine at a rest stop on the Jersey turnpike. It's lasted me several years so far.

I had my first wallet, which I got in the 5th grade as a hand me down from my brother so it was already used, until I was in my mid 20s and someone gave me a wallet as a gift so I had to use it out of guilt.

When I worked in Starbucks there was this 40 year old guy that had a plastic bats maroo Hello Kitty wallet, that was a little weird.

[realmenhatelife]

Really, Ron? We all have $2000 laying around in "emergency cash?" What world is he living in, cause I want to live there. :wacko:

I dont carry cash either. Thats old head shit. You almost never need it.

[jennysmurf]

He probably does it out of force of "habit", if you know what I mean.

Whatevs, I've got about $68 in my savings account. Any of you guys ever need bail, don't call me.

Edit: Actually, do call me, cause I need the laughs.

[realmenhatelife]

A lot of grown men have the dumbest mad max fantasies. No one ever said "I never would've made it through 9/11 if I wasn't carrying all those small bills. Thanks God."

[jennysmurf]

I had my first wallet, which I got in the 5th grade as a hand me down from my brother so it was already used, until I was in my mid 20s and someone gave me a wallet as a gift so I had to use it out of guilt.

When I worked in Starbucks there was this 40 year old guy that had a plastic bats maroo Hello Kitty wallet, that was a little weird.

I have a Totoro wallet. Want me to send it to you to make the guy jealous?

[realmenhatelife]

I have a Totoro wallet. Want me to send it to you to make the guy jealous?

I havent seen him since I left Starbucks and we also have a San Rio store in our mall.


I'm fine with my wallet now but I actually wouldn't mind going back to my old elementary school one. Maybe I'll look for it.

[foodcourtdruide]

If Fez had 6 dollars, why didn't he get a metrocard?

[realmenhatelife]

Between the gentrification and the polar vortex how do all these psychos persist in NYC?

[Dell]

I wrap my cash around my license, cc license, and my two credit cards (one personal, one work)...put it in my money clip which has a nice bottle opener built in (so cool)

[jennysmurf]

Anyone else having trouble with the online feed today?

[Dell]

Anyone else having trouble with the online feed today?

switched to my phone app because it kept sending me backwards...:wacko:

edit: I'm in a jennysmurf quote sandwich...

[jennysmurf]

switched to my phone app because it kept sending me backwards...:wacko:

edit: I'm in a jennysmurf quote sandwich...

:tongue:

Mine keeps just stopping, and the only way to snap it back to life is to switch channels, then switch back.

edit: It just sent me backwards! C'mon Sirius, get it together!

[hanso]

So this is a replay I heard Ron say Anchorman 2 comes out this w/e.

[sailor]

Just saw edge of tomorrow (all you need is kill) isn't coming out until June now. :(

[sailor]

So this is a replay I heard Ron say Anchorman 2 comes out this w/e.

2.2 - sounds like they're live today.

[deliciousV]

So this is a replay I heard Ron say Anchorman 2 comes out this w/e.


Its new. They're releasing a rated R version this weekend.

[sailor]

Survivor is not the same as hero.

[realmenhatelife]

They're using protagonist and hero interchangeably which is incorrect.

[Dell]

Survivor is not the same as hero.

TRUTH...http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UfVU-B94K0A/UFH6jxMoy9I/AAAAAAAAFt4/qzZuyn5_-kE/s1600/bomb.jpeg

[Dell]

Ordinary People was so well done that I cannot watch Mary Tyler Moore in any role without carrying over my hate for her character...:blink:

[realmenhatelife]

RC Cola is the best of the colas.

[Dell]

RC Cola is the best of the colas.

taste flat to me...Diet Rite was one of the first to use something other than saccharine, and I liked it

[deliciousV]

does every chick from Chicago giggle uncontrollably?

[sailor]

TRUTH...http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UfVU-B94K0A/UFH6jxMoy9I/AAAAAAAAFt4/qzZuyn5_-kE/s1600/bomb.jpeg

It seemed silly to have to type, even.

[realmenhatelife]

I havent had a cola in years, though.

I guess I've had a rum and coke but I havent had cola as a beverage in many years.

[deliciousV]

taste flat to me...Diet Rite was one of the first to use something other than saccharine, and I liked it

Diet Rite is really just the diet version of RC, right?

[Dell]

does every chick from Chicago giggle uncontrollably?

like Gvac...:wink:

[Dell]

Diet Rite is really just the diet version of RC, right?

made by the same company, but I remember Diet Rite and Diet RC both being on the shelves at the same time...but that was a while back and the memory isn't crystal clear now

[sailor]

So Ron would like high noon to be a hokey movie where the town bands together against the bad guy?!

[realmenhatelife]

Western Omelet is the best omelet.

[deliciousV]

made by the same company, but I remember Diet Rite and Diet RC both being on the shelves at the same time...but that was a while back and the memory isn't crystal clear now

I don't remember there ever being a diet RC.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron mocking out 12 Years a Slave makes me a little meh on him.

[Dell]

I don't remember there ever being a diet RC.

google images of both...

http://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/119277_4c2xMSOMqGaInPTvJsBdnrDqY.jpg

http://www.rcbeverage.com/products/prodinfo/dietrite.jpg

the RC stood for Royal Crown, not Rite Cola...think that's what confused me at the time

[deliciousV]

google images of both...

http://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/119277_4c2xMSOMqGaInPTvJsBdnrDqY.jpg

http://www.rcbeverage.com/products/prodinfo/dietrite.jpg

huh, I'm gonna keep my eyes open for it, love to try it.

[jennysmurf]

I managed to delete 192 posts from the O&A thread, so I think it's time to go get a pedicure. I can't be confident with unpainted toes after a faux-pas like this.

[Dell]

did they do this bit yesterday, or is it just my insanity kicking in again...:unsure:

[Dell]

I managed to delete 192 posts from the O&A thread, so I think it's time to go get a pedicure. I can't be confident with unpainted toes after a faux-pas like this.

the unpainted toes must be the faux pas...cannot imagine anyone missing the 192 posts

[CountryBob]

Happy Friday everyone!
Hope you get drunk as shit and all the sex you can stand this weekend.

[deliciousV]

did they do this bit yesterday, or is it just my insanity kicking in again...:unsure:


They did a little, then Ron said they should hold off until today and go thru it with giggle girl.

[sailor]

the unpainted toes must be the faux pas...cannot imagine anyone missing the 192 posts


RMHL has admitted he was wrong so many times the past two months in that thread. :(

[Dell]

They did a little, then Ron said they should hold off until today and go thru it with giggle girl.

I'm enjoying it...I like any bit that involves a lot of discussion (just wish Ron hadn't shut Shelby down)

[deliciousV]

I'm enjoying it...I like any bit that involves a lot of discussion (just wish Ron hadn't shut Shelby down)


Definitely getting the impression that Shelby is fine on the mic, but terrible at his other duties.

[Dell]

Definitely getting the impression that Shelby is fine on the mic, but terrible at his other duties.

no doubt...in the face of the "go with the flow" impression I get of Ron, he is extremely anal when it comes to production

[realmenhatelife]

sailor's assessment is correct.

(I will not be made a victim of revisionist history.)

[sailor]

no doubt...in the face of the "go with the flow" impression I get of Ron, he is extremely anal when it comes to production

That pronoun is confusing. Which he is?

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, Paulo.

[realmenhatelife]

Like when Ron said he conceptually preferred Django to 12 Years as a slave movie. That's kindof a fucked up statement.

[Dell]

no doubt...in the face of the "go with the flow" impression I get of Ron, he is extremely anal when it comes to production

That pronoun is confusing. Which he is?

Ron is extremely anal when it comes to production...countering his otherwise "go with the flow" persona ("his" refers again to Ron)

[realmenhatelife]

Shane Caruth is on the same level as Steve McQueen, Hicks you jerkoff.

[sailor]

Ron is extremely anal when it comes to production...countering his otherwise "go with the flow" persona ("his" refers again to Ron)

Gracias!

[realmenhatelife]

How do you work on one bag of popcorn for 40 minutes?

[sailor]

sailor's assessment is correct.

(I will not be made a victim of revisionist history.)

Oh, yeah?

[realmenhatelife]

I would agree Ramis is funnier than Murray in Stripes.

[PapaBear]

How do you work on one bag of popcorn for 40 minutes?
Some older folks have trouble opening things.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, yeah?

Very meta.

[realmenhatelife]

Airplane is still funny.


Thats a really tough year, Airplane, Caddyshack or Blues Brothers is tough.

[realmenhatelife]

Murray hits the drink. Weakest character in caddyshack.

[Dell]

not sure why...but, I really enjoy the Lifeboat song

I'm on the motherfuckin boat...

[sailor]

Murray hits the drink. Weakest character in caddyshack.

In a weak movie.

[Dell]

as quotable and funny as Murray was, he wasn't critical to the movie...Murray hits the drink

[sailor]

as quotable and funny as Murray was, he wasn't critical to the movie...Murray hits the drink

His was the only scene of the movie to even get me to half-chuckle to myself.

[PapaBear]

as quotable and funny as Murray was, he wasn't critical to the movie...Murray hits the drink
Without Murray, the gofer would be pointless. Without the gofer, Whack A Mole may have never existed. I don't want to live in a world that never had Whack A Mole.

[realmenhatelife]

His was the only scene of the movie to even get me to half-chuckle to myself.

You're quartered on the S.S. Contrarypants.

[realmenhatelife]

Without Murray, the gofer would be pointless. Without the gofer, Whack A Mole may have never existed. I don't want to live in a world that never had Whack A Mole.

If you're going to edit one thing out of Caddyshack it's the gopher.




Is Breaking Away really a comedy? I like it but it's a dramedy at best.


The Jerk wins for me. One of my favorite comedies as a kid.

[Dell]

His was the only scene of the movie to even get me to half-chuckle to myself.

Without Murray, the gofer would be pointless. Without the gofer, Whack A Mole may have never existed. I don't want to live in a world that never had Whack A Mole.

I thought Murray's character was the funniest in the movie...didn't see the need for the character until PapaBear explained the Whack A Mole connection

Chase hits the drink...:dry:

[Dell]

If you're going to edit one thing out of Caddyshack it's the gopher.




Is Breaking Away really a comedy? I like it but it's a dramedy at best.


The Jerk wins for me. One of my favorite comedies as a kid.

one of my favorite movies...loved it as a kid :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

The biggest joke in Breaking Away is that the fucking guy has a Masi Grand Criterium and he has to trade it in for a fucking AMF Roadmaster. A bike so shitty they sponsored the movie and there's still a montage where they have to overhaul it to race.



Thats not actually the biggest joke but bike people appreciate what I'm saying.

[realmenhatelife]

Love Defending Your Life.

[PapaBear]

The biggest joke in Breaking Away is that the fucking guy has a Masi Grand Criterium and he has to trade it in for a fucking AMF Roadmaster. A bike so shitty they sponsored the movie and there's still a montage where they have to overhaul it to race.



Thats not actually the biggest joke but bike people appreciate what I'm saying.
He didn't trade it in to get the AMF. You HAD to use an AMF in the race. The race wasn't for real cyclists. He kept the Masi, I'm sure.

[TimTimSalabim]

Oscar hates comedies, especially the ones that are actually funny.

[realmenhatelife]

Shawshank is an enjoyably bad movie, not a good one.

[realmenhatelife]

He didn't trade it in to get the AMF. You HAD to use an AMF in the race. The race wasn't for real cyclists. He kept the Masi, I'm sure.

I meant he had to use the Roadmaster in the race.

[LeedsJr]

Shawshank is an enjoyably bad movie, not a good one.


It was a great novella.
King never seems to translate well

[PapaBear]

I meant he had to use the Roadmaster in the race.
But everyone in the race had to use one. It was (and possibly still is) a real race. How is that a "joke in Breaking Away"? It may be a joke of a race, but it shouldn't reflect poorly on the movie.

[sailor]

The biggest joke in Breaking Away is that the fucking guy has a Masi Grand Criterium and he has to trade it in for a fucking AMF Roadmaster. A bike so shitty they sponsored the movie and there's still a montage where they have to overhaul it to race.



Thats not actually the biggest joke but bike people appreciate what I'm saying.

Hahaha! What?

And. Don't remember it being a comedy either. I mean, is vision quest a comedy too?!

[realmenhatelife]

It was a great novella.
King never seems to translate well

It's a great movie to watch and I've seen it a million times its just so melodramatic. I dont know that it's any higher quality than Gump.

But everyone in the race had to use one. It was (and possibly still is) a real race. How is that a "joke in Breaking Away"? It may be a joke of a race, but it shouldn't reflect poorly on the movie.

I was more making a joke about movie minutia and being pretentious. Because obviously who cares what bike a fake guy has.

[realmenhatelife]

Hahaha! What?

And. Don't remember it being a comedy either. I mean, is vision quest a comedy too?!

No but I love Vision Quest.



There's a scene in Breaking Away where Noonan gets the bike he has to race and he's like repacking the wheel bearings and stuff and I'm thinking "AMF sponsors this race and probably the movie, are they psyched that the guy gets the bike and immediately starts tearing it down to improve it."

[realmenhatelife]

Holy shit you're all away I'm probably getting tiramisu ice cream later but they probably have pints of chocolate ice cream with spanish peanuts, peanut butter, and peanut butter cups. I may pull an audible.

[PapaBear]

I think the real debate should be... Is Rorschach better on a Roadmaster in a bike race, or on a dirt bike on a Little League baseball field?

[realmenhatelife]

I think the real debate should be... Is Rorschach better on a Roadmaster in a bike race, or on a dirt bike on a Little League baseball field?

Kelly Leak would've murdered Moocher with his baseball bat.


He also would've run out on that girl instead of marrying her.

[realmenhatelife]

Clerks is the Pulp Fiction of comedy. Mark it.

[LeedsJr]

It's a great movie to watch and I've seen it a million times its just so melodramatic. I dont know that it's any higher quality than Gump.



I was more making a joke about movie minutia and being pretentious. Because obviously who cares what bike a fake guy has.


I didn't like Gump, probably because by the time I had seen it I had been overwhelmed by the hype.

[sailor]

Shawshank is an enjoyably bad movie, not a good one.

Another movie I never got the love for.

[realmenhatelife]

Another movie I never got the love for.

I could see how a person wouldnt like it.

[sailor]

I could see how a person wouldnt like it.


Oh, it's not Caddyshack. I LIKED it fine, but don't get LOVE of it. Like it's the top movie on imdb. That's just crazy.

[deliciousV]

Shawshank is an enjoyably bad movie, not a good one.

crazy talk

[jennysmurf]

sailor's assessment is correct.

(I will not be made a victim of revisionist history.)

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I thought Murray's character was the funniest in the movie...didn't see the need for the character until PapaBear explained the Whack A Mole connection

Chase hits the drink...:dry:

No, no, they both have to be there. My favorite scene is the one between the two of them in Murray's hovel. :happy:

[PapaBear]

No, no, they both have to be there. My favorite scene is the one between the two of them in Murray's hovel. :happy:
You just say that, because there was a mention of Kentucky Blue Grass.

[A.J.]

You just say that, because there was a mention of Kentucky Blue Grass.

And Northern California sensimila.

[deliciousV]

You just say that, because there was a mention of Kentucky Blue Grass.

classes up any movie hovel

[PapaBear]

classes up any movie hovel
It's a good thing you two aren't cousins. Your wife would be pissed.

[deliciousV]

It's a good thing you two aren't cousins. Your wife would be pissed.

us briars have to stick together.