Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/3/14 - Weather Weary

[realmenhatelife]

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Apropos first few lines.

[jimmyolsenblues]

I very much hope we have a new show today.

I am working from home, which could be the biggest scam in all of time.

[realmenhatelife]

I very much hope we have a new show today.

I am working from home, which could be the biggest scam in all of time.

Yeah it's total bullshit.

We should get a show, I dont think NYC got that much snow.

[sailor]

Yeah it's total bullshit.

We should get a show, I dont think NYC got that much snow.

There wasn't even a dusting.

[sailor]

Yeah it's total bullshit.

We should get a show, I dont think NYC got that much snow.

As discussed previously, if it's your full time gig, it's not bs. If you're randomly working from home one day, I completely is.

[realmenhatelife]

As discussed previously, if it's your full time gig, it's not bs. If you're randomly working from home one day, I completely is.

Randomly working from home is who I was thinking of.

[jimmyolsenblues]

New show so happy.

[realmenhatelife]

I loaded my ipod, watched True Detective, watched a Game of Thrones, did some 'man business' and went to bed. I had a very satisfying oscar night. I also woke up every few hours and looked outside to see that it wasn't snowing, then checked my phone to confirm there was currently a 100% chance of snow with 6 inches expected.

[sailor]

Randomly working from home is who I was thinking of.

I figured. I can't do it, but my wife couldn't go back to an office, I think. Takes a different, more motivated sort.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

on the road two-weeks a month, telework one-week a month, Langley office one-week a month...I put more than 40 hours a week (usually work 9-7), every week, even when the Government is shut down, like today...no BS here

[realmenhatelife]

Shelby brought up the exact same comment as the deadspin article? Fancy that.


It is an ugly uniform, brown is not a good color.

[CountryBob]

Happy monday

[realmenhatelife]

I figured. I can't do it, but my wife couldn't go back to an office, I think. Takes a different, more motivated sort.

Your income needs to be directly tied to your output. Our sales force works from home and they're ok at it but they're also hustling commissions.

Office workers working from home are doing the minimum without the crushing boredom of an office making them say "well, might as well do some more work until my sites update."

[Dell]

Shelby brought up the exact same comment as the deadspin article? Fancy that.


It is an ugly uniform, brown is not a good color.

Browns are not a good team...

[CountryBob]

Haha - cake horn!

[realmenhatelife]

Cake horn is actually great.

[realmenhatelife]

I wonder who is in the fishbowl that Fez was going to creep on.

[LeedsJr]

I occasionally work from home. I am usually more productive, because I don't have to endure a 90 minute commute before starting to work.

[CountryBob]

It only takes me 5 mins to get to work

[sailor]

Your income needs to be directly tied to your output. Our sales force works from home and they're ok at it but they're also hustling commissions.

Office workers working from home are doing the minimum without the crushing boredom of an office making them say "well, might as well do some more work until my sites update."

You can tell how productive people are. Period. And that sounds like my days here, IN the office.

[jennysmurf]

I occasionally work from home. I am usually more productive, because I don't have to endure a 90 minute commute before starting to work.

And you don't have that long walk to one of your pubs.

[realmenhatelife]

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[sailor]

You can tell how productive people are. Period. And that sounds like my days here, IN the office.

I now see I misread your text, but I'm too lazy to adjust my response. Welcome to America!

[jennysmurf]

It only takes me 5 mins to get to work

It takes me five seconds to get to work. FACE!

[LeedsJr]

It only takes me 5 mins to get to work


Don't take this the wrong way, but I hate you.

It takes me 5 minutes to get to my brother in law, on the way to the train, which takes me to the subway, from which I walk to my office.

[LeedsJr]

And you don't have that long walk to one of your pubs.


Silly rabbit, of course I do.
There is a pub a half mile from my house.

Cheers from pub #3 from our tour, by the way. :drunk:

[sailor]

Don't take this the wrong way, but I hate you.

It takes me 5 minutes to get to my brother in law, on the way to the train, which takes me to the subway, from which I walk to my office.

It's crazy I can get to stamford a lot quicker than to midtown from the Bronx.

[jennysmurf]

Silly rabbit, of course I do.
There is a pub a half mile from my house.

Cheers from pub #3 from our tour, by the way. :drunk:

Do you walk there, or drive?

[LeedsJr]

Do you walk there, or drive?


Walk. I don't drink and drive.

[CountryBob]

It takes me five seconds to get to work. FACE!
You call that work?

[jennysmurf]

You call that work?

I'm working it. *disco music*

[jennysmurf]

I am loving this so much. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

I am loving this so much. :lol:


The disco music?

[jennysmurf]

The disco music?

Ha! Yes, but I was referring to the talk of the cake hole. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

I hate to leave now, but I've got playground duty, then my trainer. I will be listening later on super mega sailor time. :bye:

[Dell]

I hate to leave now, but I've got playground duty, then my trainer. I will be listening later on super mega sailor time. :bye:

UNLESS your online player messes up...BUT, what are the odds of that

[CountryBob]

fag horn made me laugh

[sailor]

fag horn made me laugh

The gay rooster? (Not listening, just assuming)

[underdog]

Good ol' Andy from Cleveland coming in trying to ruin the bit.

[underdog]

Remember when Fez lost his wallet?

[realmenhatelife]

What Van Hagar song is playing?

[hanso]

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This guy needs someone called cakehorn on the toon.

[deliciousV]

What Van Hagar song is playing?


Pound cake

[Warren Peace]

What Van Hagar song is playing?

Poundcake

[sailor]

Pound cake

Poundcake

Cake bump!

[CountryBob]

so they got #cakehorn the #1 trending tweet

Fez contributes and doesn't even know it....

[CountryBob]

I'm sure the gay bashing ranting and the anger will not play good for Fez's review coming soon....

[realmenhatelife]

I wouldn't mind some pound cake.

[LeedsJr]

I'm sure the gay bashing ranting and the anger will not play good for Fez's review coming soon....


It's a bit. Fez isn't going anywhere.

[deliciousV]

so any kind of ball busting aimed at Fez is "gay bashing"?

[sailor]

It's a bit. Fez isn't going anywhere.

Fez don't do bits.

[underdog]

so any kind of ball busting aimed at Fez is "gay bashing"?

Yes.

[deliciousV]

Yes.

convenient

[realmenhatelife]

so any kind of ball busting aimed at Fez is "gay bashing"?

I think he's just going with a bit and Ron's egging.

[realmenhatelife]

What is the nohomophobes.com that gets put on the pad data from time to time?

[realmenhatelife]

I wonder if Broad City live is good.

[sailor]

What is the nohomophobes.com that gets put on the pad data from time to time?

It's the website that shows every tweet with faggot, no homo, dyke or one other that escapes me.

[LeedsJr]

convenient


Gay basher.

[sailor]

Gay basher.

Udog is gay?

[Dell]

anyone still buying into the April 6th ultimatum?

[LeedsJr]

Udog is gay?


YOU'RE a gay dog!

[sailor]

anyone still buying into the April 6th ultimatum?

It's not tied in with GoT, I'm sure.

[LeedsJr]

anyone still buying into the April 6th ultimatum?


already filed taxes

(I'm channeling my inner hanso)

[Dell]

It's not tied in with GoT, I'm sure.

hanslation, please...

[LeedsJr]

hanslation, please...


Damnit.

[sailor]

hanslation, please...

It's the day game of thrones returns. They don't do bits, but if they did, it would explain why fez's ultimatum is on a Sunday.

[jennysmurf]

I'm just hearing when Fez is yelling at Vito and kicks him out of the room, and I don't like it. Not one bit. :nono: Calm down, Fez, it's a joke.

[LeedsJr]

It's the day game of thrones returns. They don't do bits, but if they did, it would explain why fez's ultimatum is on a Sunday.


It would? :huh:

[Dell]

I'm just hearing when Fez is yelling at Vito and kicks him out of the room, and I don't like it. Not one bit. :nono: Calm down, Fez, it's a joke.

it's a work...it's all a work

[LeedsJr]

I'm just hearing when Fez is yelling at Vito and kicks him out of the room, and I don't like it. Not one bit. :nono: Calm down, Fez, it's a joke.


You're back?
I'm still at the pub. Is that bad?

[LeedsJr]

it's a work...it's all a work


YOU'RE a work!

[sailor]

It would? :huh:

Should have read "could."

It's a big enough entertainment event that it's possible for them to run a bit around it. Except they don't do bits.

[LeedsJr]

Should have read "could."

It's a big enough entertainment event that it's possible for them to run a bit around it. Except they don't do bits.


YOU'RE a bit!

[Dell]

Should have read "could."

It's a big enough entertainment event that it's possible for them to run a bit around it. Except they don't do bits.

my favorite Ron quote was "if it's on the radio, it's a bit"...whether it is a work or a straight shoot is another thing

[jennysmurf]

You're back?
I'm still at the pub. Is that bad?

My trainer's stuck in traffic, so yeah, I'm back. Also, my online player just had to be refreshed, so Dell's prediction came true and I missed all the rest of the cakehorn fun. :glurps: I blame Dell for putting the idea in my player's brain.

[jennysmurf]

YOU'RE a bit!

You told him.


Also, yes, it's bad that you're still at the pub.

[LeedsJr]

My trainer's stuck in traffic, so yeah, I'm back. Also, my online player just had to be refreshed, so Dell's prediction came true and I missed all the rest of the cakehorn fun. :glurps: I blame Dell for putting the idea in my player's brain.


Off with his head!

Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh.

[LeedsJr]

You told him.


Also, yes, it's bad that you're still at the pub.


Fine.
I'm going back to my desk for a nap.

[realmenhatelife]

Did he tell this story already on R&F or was he on O&A? I've heard it.

[jennysmurf]

Off with his head!

Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh.

Maybe a little bit. I do want him to know he's done me wrong, though. That cakehole stuff was way funnier than this stuff.

[jennysmurf]

Fine.
I'm going back to my desk for a nap.

I want a nap sooooooo badly! :glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

I want a nap sooooooo badly! :glurps:

Those push ups arent going to do themselves.

[LeedsJr]

I want a nap sooooooo badly! :glurps:


I'm back at my desk, but I think I would prefer another beer...

[hanso]

Thought the online player started the show over Shelb hit the wrong bumper

[jennysmurf]

Those push ups arent going to do themselves.

You hush. I just know she's going to have them in my workout, and I just don't wanna.

[realmenhatelife]

Racist, Kid was the light skinned one.

[LeedsJr]

Thought the online player started the show over Shelb hit the wrong bumper

Punctuation, is: our friend.

[realmenhatelife]

You hush. I just know she's going to have them in my workout, and I just don't wanna.

Or do some squats.

[jennysmurf]

Or do some squats.

I can do squats all day long. Pushups crush my soul.

[realmenhatelife]

Ares Spears used to do the nutty professor family.

[realmenhatelife]

I can do squats all day long. Pushups crush my soul.

Whew, party girl.

[jennysmurf]

Whew, party girl.

:dry:

[LeedsJr]

Or do some squats.


Kumquats?

[LeedsJr]

Whew, party girl.


I know a girl called Party, Party girl
I know she wants more than a party, Party girl
And she won't tell me her name, oh no, not me

[realmenhatelife]

:dry:

It's cool.

[jennysmurf]

Kumquats?

Gross.

[sailor]

I know a girl called Party, Party girl
I know she wants more than a party, Party girl
And she won't tell me her name, oh no, not me

You talk funny.

[realmenhatelife]

Braveheart? The acting in Braveheart is so bad.

[realmenhatelife]

Gross.

Oh you're one of those?





The girl form Beast of the Southern Wild didn't win and Roberto Banini made a bunch more movies.

[realmenhatelife]

The guy who didn't win didn't deserve to win. Got it.

[TimTimSalabim]

This comic sounds like Fez when he laughs. I always think it's Fez laughing, but then I remember that Fez never does.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah this is what people dont seem to be getting about True Detective. It's about real things that are horrific, then fed through the tropes of supernatural horror things. So the man with really normal scars who is a normal size is the monstrous giant when described by compromised mind. The same thing when you see a guy wearing a gas mask, it gives him a distorted form. He's a monster in a real sense and it's translated through references to the supernatural.


We're hell bent on people hating this really great show because of their own dumb expectations.

[jennysmurf]

This comic sounds like Fez when he laughs. I always think it's Fez laughing, but then I remember that Fez never does.

I noticed that earlier, too.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think these guys understand this show at all. They explained who the scars dude was.

[sailor]

Spoiler alert, jerk face.

[jennysmurf]

Spoiler alert, jerk face.

I must be really far behind still. I'm just now hearing Blowhard.

[sailor]

I must be really far behind still. I'm just now hearing Blowhard.

I'm just reading here, can't listen at work.

[realmenhatelife]

Ofcourse there's a plot you hayseed, just because there are no dragons coming out of the sky doesn't mean there's no plot.

[LeedsJr]

I don't want to oversell anything here, but this season of True Detective may be the greatest thing I have ever seen on television, and quite possibly on film.

[Dell]

I must be really far behind still. I'm just now hearing Blowhard.

don't you miss the fast forward?

[jennysmurf]

don't you miss the fast forward?

More than you'll ever know. Also, I'm still miffed at you for giving my online player the idea to mess up so that I missed the cakehorn aftermath.

[hanso]

This comic sounds like Fez when he laughs. I always think it's Fez laughing, but then I remember that Fez never does.

He called him 'fuzz'.

[jennysmurf]

He called him 'fuzz'.

Well, Fez is pretty darn fuzzy.

[deliciousV]

would love to have had a Fez wallet update.