Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/4/14 - Zydeco

[realmenhatelife]

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Fat Tuesday.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

before im thrown to the wolves at the front desk, i thought i'd post this song in celebration of March Forth :clap:

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[realmenhatelife]

Isn't there a joke where the punchline is March Fourth?

[realmenhatelife]

I was just listening to Mental Illness Happy Hour. Ooof hopefully they keep it light for the first break, that was a little darker than I expected.

[sailor]

Isn't there a joke where the punchline is March Fourth?

No, April 6th.

[sailor]

Enjoy some pancakes and doughnuts today.

[realmenhatelife]

Enjoy some pancakes and doughnuts today.

I feel like they traditionally eat donuts on mic today. Cream filled ones.

[realmenhatelife]

The other Zack Snyder story is he's very defensive that people didn't like his Watchmen movie. The Terry Gilliam idea for Watchmen just came out in some interview and Snyder said it was his duty to make Watchmen (badly) to save it from the Terry Gilliam's of the world.


Pure balls.





To be fair Fez "just follow the comic book" was why Watchmen kindof sucked. It doesn't translate.

[realmenhatelife]

When does cake horn come up today?

[Dell]

out of the gate in a rage...:bye:

[Dell]

When does cake horn come up today?

8:18 AM...:happy:

[sailor]

Wait, mcconaughey and Nolan together in interstellar? I want to buy tickets now.

[sailor]

Wait, so is wb ok with the director? If not, wouldn't they stop him?

[sailor]

I LOVE how irrationally angry fez is getting over this! And that it's not a gay issue.

[sailor]

Oh, and seriously, what's cake horn? Fez said the wrong thing? What was he trying to say? How did it play out?

[sailor]

5iar?

[A.J.]

Oh, and seriously, what's cake horn? Fez said the wrong thing? What was he trying to say? How did it play out?

Must have been something from yesterday. I have no idea either.

[jennysmurf]

I feel like they traditionally eat donuts on mic today. Cream filled ones.

Gay.


I'm giving up Cheetos for Lent. Maybe my fingers will stop being orange, or maybe the damage is done. Who knows? That's the fun!

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, and seriously, what's cake horn? Fez said the wrong thing? What was he trying to say? How did it play out?

Fez said cake horn instead of 'shut your cake hole' while talking about someone who had pissed him off and it turned into a solid hour discussion about cake horn.



I also enjoy how livid he is.



Excel, outlook and my own companies website destroy my computer resource wise. That's not a good sign.

[jennysmurf]

Oh, and seriously, what's cake horn? Fez said the wrong thing? What was he trying to say? How did it play out?

Must have been something from yesterday. I have no idea either.

He meant to say "running their cake holes," but was so worked up, he said "cake horn." Ronnie, Chris, and Shelby latched onto it, and comedy gold was born. :happy:

Edit: Dang it, RMHL! Although, my explanation was much better and more accurate.

[sailor]

Wait, so Ron isnt a traitor for not backing fez up? Sorry, stop looking behind the curtain.

[Misteriosa]

I LOVE how irrationally angry fez is getting over this! And that it's not a gay issue.

I just tuned in. Holy angry, Batman! And what IS cake horn? :unsure:

[A.J.]

I wish these asshorns would stop bothering poor Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

Gay.


I'm giving up Cheetos for Lent. Maybe my fingers will stop being orange, or maybe the damage is done. Who knows? That's the fun!

I gave up Cheetos for adulthood.

[sailor]

I just tuned in. Holy angry, Batman! And what IS cake horn? :unsure:

RMHL had a great explanation. No one else could be bothered to help.

[Warren Peace]

Fez said cake horn instead of 'shut your cake hole' while talking about someone who had pissed him off and it turned into a solid hour discussion about cake horn.



I also enjoy how livid he is.



Excel, outlook and my own companies website destroy my computer resource wise. That's not a good sign.

Isn't the preferred nomenclature "pie hole" anyway?

[jennysmurf]

RMHL had a great explanation. No one else could be bothered to help.

I hate you. :tongue:

[sailor]

Shelby just wait "pack racks" and fez didn't pounce. So silly.

[Misteriosa]

Its getting to the cake horn explanation on mobile mode...

[sailor]

I hate you. :tongue:

I'm beloved!

[realmenhatelife]

I just tuned in. Holy angry, Batman! And what IS cake horn? :unsure:

It was a pretty funny bit from yesterday you and sailor should check out.

[sailor]

Isn't the preferred nomenclature "pie hole" anyway?

What I'm used to.

[jennysmurf]

I gave up Cheetos for adulthood.

No wonder you're always so crabby.

[sailor]

It was a pretty funny bit from yesterday you and sailor should check out.

Poor AJ!

[sailor]

Was waiting for the hall & Oates joke. :)

[realmenhatelife]

No wonder you're always so crabby.

My snacking preference goes tortilla chips, potato chips, pretzels.

[Recyclerz]

I just tuned in. Holy angry, Batman! And what IS cake horn? :unsure:

A faux pas by Fez. A Fez pas if you will.

[jennysmurf]

Poor AJ!

Right? Anyone being grouped with you should be pitied.

[sailor]

Oh, packs racks was already a thing?

[Recyclerz]

Fez has got a list. Would it be a stretch to start calling him Hammurabi?

[sailor]

Right? Anyone being grouped with you should be pitied.

No, he WASN'T, hence the pity!

[sailor]

Fez has got a list. Would it be a stretch to start calling him Hammurabi?

Didn't he have a code?

[Recyclerz]

Didn't he have a code?

It was just an allergy.

He had lots of lists of stuff that became a code.

[jennysmurf]

It was just an allergy.

He had lots of lists of stuff that became a code.

:laugh:

[CountryBob]

Gay.


I'm giving up Cheetos for Lent. Maybe my fingers will stop being orange, or maybe the damage is done. Who knows? That's the fun!

yeah - once I gave up Cheetos and not only did my fingers stop being orange so did my penis.

[jennysmurf]

yeah - once I gave up Cheetos and not only did my fingers stop being orange so did my penis.

:laugh: You're the worst.

[sailor]

Sleeping crazed is the scariest sound ever.

[sailor]

This girl is a horrible actress.

[CountryBob]

im thinking Fez's over the top anger over cake horn - is a bit. :unsure:

[sailor]

im thinking Fez's over the top anger over cake horn - is a bit. :unsure:

Fez don't do bits.

[CountryBob]

I like Hall and Oats

[jennysmurf]

im thinking Fez's over the top anger over cake horn - is a bit. :unsure:

Fez don't do bits.

Don't listen to sailor, I agree with you.

[Dell]

yeah - once I gave up Cheetos and not only did my fingers stop being orange so did my penis.

never eat Cheetos when watching porn...

[sailor]

Don't listen to sailor, I agree with you.

But he's the worst! You ONLY hate me.

[sailor]

First supergroup Asia.

[Dell]

Angry Fez is one of his best acted characters...I just hope the April 6th ruse doesn't die on the vine like the rest of his bits ("works" for sailor)

[jennysmurf]

But he's the worst! You ONLY hate me.

It's a pretty big hatred, though.

[sailor]

It's a pretty big hatred, though.

THANK you! ;)

[Dell]

I figured it out...Fez's birthday cake from last month


http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6193/6144517799_3195162ccb_z.jpg

[Warren Peace]

I'm glad that Ron decided to pull out his Asian impersation and just about put one of the best bits we've had in a while to rest.

[hanso]

When does cake horn come up today?

Tag shows it now.

[CountryBob]

Fez just needs to get banged in his cake horn once.

[hanso]

Fez said cake horn instead of 'shut your cake hole' while talking about someone who had pissed him off and it turned into a solid hour discussion about cake horn.



I also enjoy how livid he is.



Excel, outlook and my own companies website destroy my computer resource wise. That's not a good sign.

Never heard cake hole, always pie hole.

[CountryBob]

Sleeping crazed is the scariest sound ever.

Damn - Sailor time today is 15 mins behind. They are just getting to Crazed snoring....

[sailor]

needs to get banged in his cake horn.

MQ

[jennysmurf]

Damn - Sailor time today is 15 mins behind. They are just getting to Crazed snoring....

I noticed that. The online player used to be about 5 minutes behind, but it keeps getting worse and worse. :wallbash: It would be fine if I just listened by myself, but when trying to be part of the listening thread, it's totes frustrating.

[jennysmurf]

MQ

I can't give you someone else's quote, it's not fair.

[sailor]

Fez lashing at Vito killing the bit. Just a bitter old...you know.

[sailor]

I can't give you someone else's quote, it's not fair.

Nooooooo, silly pants. You know that's not what I'm saying!

[CountryBob]

how can I create a different login here? Is it allowed?

[sailor]

how can I create a different login here? Is it allowed?

Good luck getting past our crack firewall team!

[realmenhatelife]

Ron and my dad have the same annoying habit, when they enjoy something they will bring it up ad naseum IE creme brule donuts.

[realmenhatelife]

Salmon is a shade of light pink.

[jennysmurf]

how can I create a different login here? Is it allowed?

Good luck getting past our crack firewall team!

We pretty much delete all new members. Trying to keep the race pure.

[hanso]

Batman sets Fez off.

[sailor]

Salmon is a shade of light pink.

Or orange.

[realmenhatelife]

Or orange.

Not wild caught.

[Dell]

how can I create a different login here? Is it allowed?

you mean you're not one of Leeds board characters?

[realmenhatelife]

That was the funniest caption?

[jennysmurf]

you mean you're not one of Leeds board characters?

We need a list of his characters so that we can keep it all straight.

[sailor]

Not wild caught.

Colors are neither farmed nor free range.

[sailor]

Yay, Jeff gurian!!!!

[hanso]

Cakehorn should be Foghorn Leghorns fat cousin.

I'm at crazed ZZZZZZZZZZZ now.

[sailor]

If Vito had any semblance of a sense of humor, he'd have not accepted fez's apology.

[CountryBob]

you mean you're not one of Leeds board characters?

nope - Im actually John Mayer

[Warren Peace]

Yay, Jeff gurian!!!!

where's HTG or G-Baby to bring the entertainment when you really need them?

[Dell]

nope - Im actually John Mayer

that clears up absolutely nothing...

[jennysmurf]

that clears up absolutely nothing...

Are you confused about your feelings for him now?

[realmenhatelife]

Gurian is such an old woman.

[realmenhatelife]

Colors are neither farmed nor free range.

Don't sell me your art therapy bullshit.

[Dell]

just found in a google search...

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bh0iny6CQAAm4kp.png


is there a site that provides the twitter trends, or is it just for twitterers...

[Dell]

Are you confused about your feelings for him now?

no, it's that John Mayer is just another Leeds character...I'm madly in love with CBob!

[CountryBob]

Fez is gonna go down in history as the creator of the word cakehorn.

I actually wouldn't mind a horned shape cake and a glass of milk.

[CountryBob]

no, it's that John Mayer is just another Leeds character...I'm madly in love with CBob!

Shhhh keep it down ..... my wife's in the other room

[jennysmurf]

Shhhh keep it down ..... my wife's in the other room

You're not married....at least not in the traditional sense....do you have a secret?

[deliciousV]

Gurian is such an old woman.


True, but there's no denying that there's always more energy when he's there

[deliciousV]

You're not married....at least not in the traditional sense....do you have a secret?


Animal husbandry counts where he comes from

[jennysmurf]

Here's the picture from Facebook:

https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQA4ElibknGgYCez&w=90&h=90&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheinterrobang.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FShaqRachel.jpeg&cfs=1

I thought it was funnier with Shaq's head cut off, but when you click on it, you go to the IBang with the full picture.

[jennysmurf]

Animal husbandry counts where he comes from

Cause he's a redneck. :laugh:

[deliciousV]

Cause he's a redneck. :laugh:


Only you and I can call him that because we are too.

[sailor]

Jeff gurian has lots of hot chicks around with no stories? YOU DON'T SAY!

[jennysmurf]

Only you and I can call him that because we are too.

There may or may not be a picture of me wearing a Possum Trot shirt--I will neither confirm nor deny....

[sailor]

There may or may not be a picture of me wearing a Possum Trot shirt--I will neither confirm nor deny....

Backwoods fez is grateful for your discretion.

[jennysmurf]

I've heard this Woody Allen story already.

[LeedsJr]

no, it's that John Mayer is just another Leeds character...I'm madly in love with CBob!


I don't even like John Mayer!

[Dell]

I HATE not having the FF button...having to listen to commercials from long ago because I paused it during a telecon (while teleworking on a snow shutdown day)

[jennysmurf]

I don't even like John Mayer!

You don't like him, you LOVE him, amirite?

[deliciousV]

There may or may not be a picture of me wearing a Possum Trot shirt--I will neither confirm nor deny....

And you can find the Paducah IHOP without a GPS. You are one of us.

[jennysmurf]

I HATE not having the FF button...having to listen to commercials from long ago because I paused it during a telecon (while teleworking on a snow shutdown day)

Me too! Let's storm the castle!

[sailor]

She sounds like a less perky jenny hutt.

[jennysmurf]

And you can find the Paducah IHOP without a GPS. You are one of us.

Just follow your nose! It always knows!

[sailor]

Sure, no other drug dealer has ever been arrested.

[realmenhatelife]

God would see through that trick. Vaping counts as smoking.

[realmenhatelife]

Sure, no other drug dealer has ever been arrested.

But they weren't arrested in connection with a celebrity death so Ron didn't hear about it. The irony is thick.

[hanso]

Fez is gonna go down in history as the creator of the word cakehorn.

I actually wouldn't mind a horned shape cake and a glass of milk.

Like bugles only it's cake

[jennysmurf]

God would see through that trick. Vaping counts as smoking.

Well, sure God would see through it. He's everywhere, sillybuns.

[jennysmurf]

Fez is gonna go down in history as the creator of the word cakehorn.

I actually wouldn't mind a horned shape cake and a glass of milk.

Here's a horn-of-plenty cake. Will that do?

http://cdn.cakecentral.com/5/55/900x900px-LL-55f0482f_gallery6065451258326685.jpeg

[Misteriosa]

Well, sure God would see through it. He's everywhere, sillybuns.

what a buzz kill :down:

[jennysmurf]

what a buzz kill :down:

Yeah, kinda.

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks is giving up masturbation for Lent so he's picking up a fleshlight later.

[realmenhatelife]

Is Rachel hot or not? They keep not bringing it up and I really dont want to listen to a female comic that isn't attractive.

[jennysmurf]

Is Rachel hot or not? They keep not bringing it up and I really dont want to listen to a female comic that isn't attractive.

Oh you.

[Misteriosa]

Is Rachel hot or not? They keep not bringing it up and I really dont want to listen to a female comic that isn't attractive.

i dont really care about the shirt size of that guy comic in the room, but if that female comic cant at least fit in to a size 4 dress and isnt at least a 7, she needs to GTFO!

[sailor]

Here's a horn-of-plenty cake. Will that do?

http://cdn.cakecentral.com/5/55/900x900px-LL-55f0482f_gallery6065451258326685.jpeg

That's a real cake-ucopia!

[jennysmurf]

That's a real cake-acopia!

https://srpl.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/slap.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

i dont really care about the shirt size of that guy comic in the room, but if that female comic cant at least fit in to a size 4 dress and isnt at least a 7, she needs to GTFO!

I really like Maria Bamford but only when she's been disciplined about her skin care regimen.

[realmenhatelife]

Cake horn I think of swiss cake rolls because they're the shape of the philly phanatic's horn beak thing.

[sailor]

https://srpl.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/slap.jpg

I fixed the spelling!!

[sailor]

https://srpl.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/slap.jpg

Plus, we made the same damn joke, hypocrite!

[CountryBob]

Here's a horn-of-plenty cake. Will that do?

http://cdn.cakecentral.com/5/55/900x900px-LL-55f0482f_gallery6065451258326685.jpeg

Cake fart - of course

[jennysmurf]

Plus, we made the same damn joke, hypocrite!

Nuh-uh, a horn of plenty cake is a real thing. You were just being silly.

[realmenhatelife]

I think MacFarlane would've gotten an ear full on that joke too.

[realmenhatelife]

Nuh-uh, a horn of plenty cake is a real thing. You were just being silly.

You guys worship the wicker man in Kentucky, huh?

[realmenhatelife]

So you're saying Stalin didn't want any cocks in his mouth, Gurian?

[jennysmurf]

You guys worship the wicker man in Kentucky, huh?

I don't even know what you're talking about.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't even know what you're talking about.

One day you'll get it and then you'll track me down and thank me for the good laugh.

[jennysmurf]

One day you'll get it and then you'll track me down and thank me for the good laugh.

Oh, I'm going to track you down one day, but it won't be to thank you. :devil2:

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[jennysmurf]

later buddays :bye:

:bye:

[hanso]

Fez is the N-Joy King.