Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/5/14 - Dat Ash

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Time to buckle down and do some work instead of looking at condos all morning.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Buddays, am I the only one hung over?

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

[Misteriosa]

Buddays, am I the only one hung over?

i have a migraine hangover :down:

[realmenhatelife]

For years philly's mardi gras was punctuated by drunken violence and they shut it all down eventually. One year my buddy Steve was on the cover of the metro or the city paper cold klocking a guy. I wish I could find that online.

[jennysmurf]

For years philly's mardi gras was punctuated by drunken violence and they shut it all down eventually. One year my buddy Steve was on the cover of the metro or the city paper cold klocking a guy. I wish I could find that online.

Go to the library and look into their archives. I bet they have it.

[Misteriosa]

Go to the library and look into their archives. I bet they have it.

where is the microfiche?!

http://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/rasputin150627-300x450.jpg?w=300

[realmenhatelife]

Go to the library and look into their archives. I bet they have it.

The headline was "They Blue It" because he had a blue mohawk.

where is the microfiche?!

http://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/rasputin150627-300x450.jpg?w=300

I for one am excited for pregnant scojo.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think I've seen anyone with ashes today although it did seem like traffic was light this morning.

[hanso]

Cakehorns up Ozzies boneyard.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

OnA gave Fez some more material today...watch him turn Angry Fez on and off with the greatest of ease

[realmenhatelife]

PA and WI just had big pro medical pot poll results and DC made possession of an ounce a $25 ticket or something like that. Moving in the right direction.

[Dell]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1926937_1413083775610490_384271866_n.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Nice.

And he looks more like David Crosby than Wilfred Brimley.

[realmenhatelife]

I've never heard anyone say they like communal tables and yet on all those restaurant shows they always put one in.

[realmenhatelife]

Well he's got an anxiety disorder, Ron. It's like asking a diabetic "How come when you eat sugar it makes you sick?"

[jennysmurf]

I hate being sober around a bunch of drunk people. They're annoying.

[realmenhatelife]

I hate being sober around a bunch of drunk people. They're annoying.

I think a person who says "I Hate Being Sober" needs to get into a program. You've got a problem.

[jennysmurf]

I think a person who says "I Hate Being Sober" needs to get into a program. You've got a problem.

Shut your cakehorn. There are many times where I am the designated driver because I'm the only one with a car. It sucks majorly.

[PapaBear]

I dont think I've seen anyone with ashes today although it did seem like traffic was light this morning.
A few of my very closest childhood friends were Catholic, and I never saw (or even had any clue about) the ashes until I spent a Winter in Pittsburgh at the age of 19. When I finally did see it, it totally freaked me out. Usually, PPG Square was full of dancing Krishnas. Then, one day, there were all these people in suits and dresses... with crazy smudges on their foreheads. :surrender:

[LeedsJr]

I think a person who says "I Hate Being Sober" needs to get into a program. You've got a problem.


There's drinking programs? Sign me up! :drunk:

[Dell]

Shut your cakehorn. There are many times where I am the designated driver because I'm the only one with a car. It sucks majorly.

and old enough to have a drivers license...amirite?

[deliciousV]

I hate being sober around a bunch of drunk people. They're annoying.

your drunk thread activity begs to differ.

[realmenhatelife]

A few of my very closest childhood friends were Catholic, and I never saw (or even had any clue about) the ashes until I spent a Winter in Pittsburgh at the age of 19. When I finally did see it, it totally freaked me out. Usually, PPG Square was full of dancing Krishnas. Then, one day, there were all these people in suits and dresses... with crazy smudges on their foreheads. :surrender:

Yeah they should get a stencil or something, they arent very successful making a readable cross.

[jennysmurf]

your drunk thread activity begs to differ.

I don't mind being online with drunk people, but when they're physically with me, they're loud and obnoxious.

[hanso]

I don't mind being online with drunk people, but when they're physically with me, they're loud and obnoxious.

Tell them to shut their cakehorns

[PapaBear]

Yeah they should get a stencil or something, they arent very successful making a readable cross.
My point was, dancing Krishnas seemed WAY more normal to me, than so called "normal people" with ashes on their heads. The Krishnas were there every day. The "ashies" just showed up one day (by my perspective).

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't that why everyone moves to New York?

[realmenhatelife]

My point was, dancing Krishnas seemed WAY more normal to me, than so called "normal people" with ashes on their heads. The Krishnas were there every day. The "ashies" just showed up one day (by my perspective).

No you're right, it's weird.

[A.J.]

I don't mind being online with drunk people, but when they're physically with me, they're loud and obnoxious.

How can you tell the difference here?

[realmenhatelife]

They really seriously need to shorten the jump around spots, Gurian hate aside. It's insane to spend that much time on borderline useless information.

[jennysmurf]

How can you tell the difference here?

I don't have to hear them, I just get to giggle at their nonsense. All the fun, none of the risk of getting arrested for public intoxication.

[realmenhatelife]

I saw Parks and Rec thing, it was dumb.



And the Iron Throne was forged by Aegon the Conqueror with the fire of Balerion the Dread from the discarded swords of all the lords that bent the knee in Aegon's conquest of the 7 kingdoms, Hicks you poser.

[Misteriosa]

not fair to judge fez over not knowing about gorillaz being a huge band.

that signed cd is an awesome prize.

[Recyclerz]

They really seriously need to shorten the jump around spots, Gurian hate aside. It's insane to spend that much time on borderline useless information.

It has got to be some sort of quid pro quo to keep the show supplied with comedians.

Although I can't understand why Sirius/XM (with its continental platform) isn't enough of an attraction for comics who are in NY anyway.

[Misteriosa]

i would not want a life size Iron Throne.

[Dell]

big fan of Game of Thrones, but I don't want any of the memorabilia...never understood memorabilia collections, short of having a signed Fez of course

[realmenhatelife]

For years we have looked for a grey mcgregor hoodie just like Charlie wears on It's Always Sunny... for my buddy Alan. It would be his happiest birthday present ever.

[PapaBear]

big fan of Game of Thrones, but I don't want any of the memorabilia...never understood memorabilia collections, short of having a signed Fez of course
But wouldn't he constantly be bitching about how the Shapie won't wash off his skin?

[realmenhatelife]

It has got to be some sort of quid pro quo to keep the show supplied with comedians.

Although I can't understand why Sirius/XM (with its continental platform) isn't enough of an attraction for comics who are in NY anyway.

Content aside there is no other spot they'd allow to run as long as the Jump Around spot. His intro goes on forever and then the copy is endless. I get why they run it but it needs to be chopped up.

[Dell]

For years we have looked for a grey mcgregor hoodie just like Charlie wears on It's Always Sunny... for my buddy Alan. It would be his happiest birthday present ever.

in college, we all looked for a COLLEGE sweatshirt like the one Belushi wore in Animal House...I don't know of anybody that found one

[Misteriosa]

big fan of Game of Thrones, but I don't want any of the memorabilia...never understood memorabilia collections, short of having a signed Fez of course

the pins of the hand of the king and petyr baelish are pretty cool:

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/154b_hand_of_the_king_prop_replica.jpg

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/f3ae_game_of_thrones_mockingbird_pin.jpg

these Ice and Longclaw letter openers are really nice too:

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/154a_game_of_thrones_letter_openers.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

in college, we all looked for a COLLEGE sweatshirt like the one Belushi wore in Animal House...I don't know of anybody that found one

You can get them now but you'd look like an asshole wearing one as a grown man.



I'm also not into memorabilia.

[Misteriosa]

oh.. Valar Morghulis

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/1172_got_iron_coin_faceless_man.jpg

[Dell]

But wouldn't he constantly be bitching about how the Shapie won't wash off his skin?

the bitching is part of his beauty...(should have been a little f fez)

[TimTimSalabim]

The throne is only worth owning if you pay the iron price for it, not the gold price.

[realmenhatelife]

The throne is only worth owning if you pay the iron price for it, not the gold price.

Did you take that off of a corpse that you made?

[Misteriosa]

The throne is only worth owning if you pay the iron price for it, not the gold price.

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/1172_got_iron_coin_faceless_man.jpg

The coin is mostly made of iron... does that count? :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Here is an Iron Throne (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1996/) you can get for the gold price:

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/1996_game_of_thrones_iron_throne_7_in_replica.jpg

[Recyclerz]

Awww shit son!!!

[jennysmurf]

Awww shit son!!!

I hate being on sailor time! Now I have to listen for what made you type that!

[Dell]

is it Fez the person (Todd) or Fez the character that is such a pathological liar...I need a "work" bookmark for this show

[Recyclerz]

I hate being on sailor time! Now I have to listen for what made you type that!

You'll know it when you hear it. it's a Jon Stewart type hypocrisy reveal.


Edit: Kudos to the listener who dug that gem out!

[jennysmurf]

You'll know it when you hear it. it's a Jon Stewart type hypocrisy reveal.

I just heard it! :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Edit: Kudos to the listener who dug that gem out!

Right? I know a lot of people listen to the old shows, but wow, that's dedication.

[realmenhatelife]

It isn't going to help Fez' paranoia at all.

[A.J.]

Oh God...here comes the crying.

[Dell]

Right? I know a lot of people listen to the old shows, but wow, that's dedication.

Fez is exercising his crying chops now...no where near as convincing as his angry character

IT'S ALL A WORK...

[LeedsJr]

Anybody wanna fill us non-listeners in on what you're all talking about?

[Misteriosa]

:unsure:

[A.J.]

Anybody wanna fill us non-listeners in on what you're all talking about?

Someone found a clip of Fez from the WNEW era where he told Ron a listener gave him those matches from the night where he first met Ron.

[A.J.]

"Sorry Ron, let me put down this cakehorn." :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Oh God...here comes the crying.

seriously...

"i'm coming, dad"

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m590/SparkyDavid/FredSanford.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Anybody wanna fill us non-listeners in on what you're all talking about?

A listener found audio from about 10 years ago of Fez telling a story of someone having a stupid matchbook collection. They gave him the matchbook from the club. So, Fezzie didn't save the matchbook from the night they met, he got them from someone else.

edit: Dang it, AJ!

[Recyclerz]

Oh God...here comes the crying.

I'm guessing Fez learned these reactions from his mother or grandmother.

You'd think that we have enough evidence of Fez's broken-ness by now but he keeps 'em coming.

[hanso]

Here is an Iron Throne (http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1996/) you can get for the gold price:

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/1996_game_of_thrones_iron_throne_7_in_replica.jpg

Set this up over a toilet.

[jennysmurf]

Fez is exercising his crying chops now...no where near as convincing as his angry character

IT'S ALL A WORK...

You're a work.

[Misteriosa]

"you're never gonna get laid watching game of thrones" - ron

says you!

[Warren Peace]

I'm guessing Fez learned these reactions from his mother or grandmother.

You'd think that we have enough evidence of Fez's broken-ness by now but he keeps 'em coming.

I'm guessing the lying comes from his father.

[realmenhatelife]

Shit, clocks change on Sunday.

[jennysmurf]

seriously...

"i'm coming, dad"

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m590/SparkyDavid/FredSanford.jpg

:thumbup:

[LeedsJr]

Someone found a clip of Fez from the WNEW era where he told Ron a listener gave him those matches from the night where he first met Ron.

A listener found audio from about 10 years ago of Fez telling a story of someone having a stupid matchbook collection. They gave him the matchbook from the club. So, Fezzie didn't save the matchbook from the night they met, he got them from someone else.

edit: Dang it, AJ!


HA! :lol: That's awesome!

WTF is he crying about? :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

"you're never gonna get laid watching game of thrones" - ron

says you!

He's right, you want to wait until after.

[jennysmurf]

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DIGNITY-main.jpg

[deliciousV]

"you're never gonna get laid watching game of thrones" - ron

says you!

I've gotten laid while watching Game of Thrones, well, we paused it first, but it was on.

[Dell]

HA! :lol: That's awesome!

WTF is he crying about? :huh:

how do you get to Carnegie Hall...

[TimTimSalabim]

"you're never gonna get laid watching game of thrones" - ron

says you!

I'd want to at least wait until the show was over.

[deliciousV]

HA! :lol: That's awesome!

WTF is he crying about? :huh:

he's claiming that he didn't take the matches the listener offered, and that the ones he gave Ron were actually from their first meeting.

[A.J.]

edit: Dang it, AJ!

Hey, great minds think alike!

[jennysmurf]

he's claiming that he didn't take the matches the listener offered, and that the ones he gave Ron were actually from their first meeting.

It's made me sad because the difference in the 2002 Fez and today's Fez is depressing. :sad:

[A.J.]

Shit, clocks change on Sunday.

Thank Christ.

[LeedsJr]

how do you get to Carnegie Hall...


Well, from here I would probably just take the subway. :happy:

[deliciousV]

For years we have looked for a grey mcgregor hoodie just like Charlie wears on It's Always Sunny... for my buddy Alan. It would be his happiest birthday present ever.

couldn't you just go on Cafe Press and make one?

[LeedsJr]

It's made me sad because the difference in the 2002 Fez and today's Fez is depressing. :sad:

No, no, no. He's re-dedicated! Re-energized! Ready to bring the funny! No more negativity or reality show nonsense on the air!

Or...or...or... He'll LEAVE THE SHOW in April! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Oh, and if believe that, I have a lovely bridge for sale. Right by my office. :dry:

[LeedsJr]

couldn't you just go on Cafe Press and make one?


That's cheating.

[jennysmurf]

No, no, no. He's re-dedicated! Re-energized! Ready to bring the funny! No more negativity or reality show nonsense on the air!

Or...or...or... He'll LEAVE THE SHOW in April! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Oh, and if believe that, I have a lovely bridge for sale. Right by my office. :dry:

Who wants to buy a bridge? Where would I even keep it? I live in one room!

[deliciousV]

this one's close, needs to be darker, and a pull over

http://www.cafepress.com/+macgregor_vintage_zip_hoodie,714807648

[TimTimSalabim]

Shit, clocks change on Sunday.

What are they going to become?

[hanso]

Beaverhouse!!!

[jennysmurf]

What are they going to become?

Oh you. :happy:

[Recyclerz]

No, no, no. He's re-dedicated! Re-energized! Ready to bring the funny! No more negativity or reality show nonsense on the air!

Or...or...or... He'll LEAVE THE SHOW in April! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Oh, and if believe that, I have a lovely bridge for sale. Right by my office. :dry:

If Bloomberg had decided to lease himself another term as mayor, that bridge might have been in play.

[jennysmurf]

Beaverhouse!!!

DAM!

[realmenhatelife]

I just got stuck in an elevator and the guy was a total prick about it when I finally got out and told him something was up with the elevator. Dude, if they're working on it, maybe it should be closed off.

[jennysmurf]

I just got stuck in an elevator and the guy was a total prick about it when I finally got out and told him something was up with the elevator. Dude, if they're working on it, maybe it should be closed off.

Maybe you should take the stairs, since you love exercise so much.

[PapaBear]

Shit, clocks change on Sunday.

What are they going to become?

Oh you. :happy:
Shit clocks don't change. Good clocks change on their own.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe you should take the stairs, since you love exercise so much.

I do but taking the elevator when I come back from lunch is my treat.


The thing thats really annoying is I think he thinks I wanted to talk to him about the elevators not calling when in fact I wanted to talk to him about the elevators letting you on and closing the doors behind you and then none of the buttons work. Because why the hell would they not have them roped off if they can just trap you in there?


Which he would know if he didn't keep interrupting me by saying "they're working on it" every time I opened my mouth.

[PapaBear]

I just got stuck in an elevator and the guy was a total prick about it when I finally got out and told him something was up with the elevator.
Maybe you should have taken a down elevator.

[Misteriosa]

"my mother had a cousint" - ron

three days on cake horn, not a word on this mush mouth.


and if ron thinks hicks would be a bad pediatrician because he laughed at that someone call in about "FLK" syndrome and other messed up names doctors have for conditions.

[realmenhatelife]

North Shore is my favorite surf movie unless Point Break counts.

[A.J.]

Definitive surf movie?

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[Misteriosa]

oh, hicks. keep showing how little you know about stuff :rolleyes: its a rhianna cover, not dubstep...

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[realmenhatelife]

oh, hicks. keep showing how little you know about stuff :rolleyes: its a rhianna cover, not dubstep...

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I'd step in her dubs.

[Misteriosa]

uhh.... :huh:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwNTk1MTgxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI4NDUzMQ@@._ V1_SY317_CR9,0,214,317_.jpg


(im only picking this because there is a wave on the cover. i havent seen it)

[jennysmurf]

I'd step in her dubs.

Whore.

[Misteriosa]

ohhhhhh!!!!!!

http://content6.flixster.com/movie/25/50/255008_det.jpg

ohana means family!

[Midkiff]

Or...or...or... He'll LEAVE THE SHOW in April! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Oh, and if believe that, I have a lovely bridge for sale. Right by my office. :dry:

Yeah, exactly. We'll be stuck with the asshole bully douche forever.

[realmenhatelife]

Whore.

That's a bit much but do you hate her because she's a woman or because she's a woman of color?

[Misteriosa]

That's a bit much but do you hate her because she's a woman or because she's a woman of color?

:popcorn:

[jennysmurf]

That's a bit much but do you hate her because she's a woman or because she's a woman of color?

You're the whore, Slutty Mc Slutterton.

[realmenhatelife]

You're the whore, Slutty Mc Slutterton.

Let the record show she declined to answer.

[realmenhatelife]

I would also step in Nani's dubs because I like thick legs.

[jennysmurf]

Let the record show she declined to answer.

:dry:

[Misteriosa]

"they invented surfing in california" - ron

:wacko: i cant even...

[realmenhatelife]

Alcoholics have a lot of time to listen to the radio.

[PapaBear]

oh, hicks. keep showing how little you know about stuff :rolleyes: its a rhianna cover, not dubstep...

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Didn't she die in a plane crash after making a zombie movie?

[jennysmurf]

Didn't she die in a plane crash after making a zombie movie?

:popcorn:

[realmenhatelife]

Didn't she die in a plane crash after making a zombie movie?

Queen of the Damned is about vampires you supernatural racist.

[LeedsJr]

Alcoholics have a lot of time to listen to the radio.


Doesn't make them bad people.

[Misteriosa]

a freaking signed copy of demon days... damn....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Gorillaz_Demon_Days.PNG

[PapaBear]

Queen of the Damned is about vampires you supernatural racist.
No, you dummy! That was the one with the guy from Wilfred.

[jennysmurf]

a freaking signed copy of demon days... damn....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Gorillaz_Demon_Days.PNG

So jealous. :sad:

[realmenhatelife]

No, you dummy! That was the one with the guy from Wilfred.

Jim Jeffries?

[PapaBear]

Jim Jeffries?
It's either Pete Townsend, or Ron Wood. I get them confused.

[realmenhatelife]

a freaking signed copy of demon days... damn....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Gorillaz_Demon_Days.PNG

But signed as who?



And actually I dont remember them ever having any of those guys in studio. Did they accidentally make Delroy Lindo sign it? This is you, right?

[deliciousV]

Doesn't make them bad people.

makes them us

[LeedsJr]

makes them us


I've explained this before. I am NOT an alcoholic, I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. Buncha quitters.

[jennysmurf]

I've explained this before. I am NOT an alcoholic, I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. Buncha quitters.

Yeah, but no one listens to a drunk.

[LeedsJr]

Yeah, but no one listens to a drunk.


What did you say? :happy:

[deliciousV]

Yeah, but no one listens to a drunk.

good one, potsy.

[jennysmurf]

good one, potsy.

Bleh, I get nauseated just thinking about it. I will not be a return customer. :thumbdown:

[deliciousV]

Bleh, I get nauseated just thinking about it. I will not be a return customer. :thumbdown:

You have to listen to Katt Williams, don't get weed with a name if you have stuff to do, not "thrilla, killa or salmonella" just regular weed.