Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/17/14 - Bit

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Buy America's best selling X rated Holiday album from Billy Staples! (http://http://filthyxxxmas.com/)
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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

So far so busy. I took the wrong Friday off.

[CountryBob]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Buy America's best selling X rated Holiday album from Billy Staples! (http://http://filthyxxxmas.com/)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

So far so busy. I took the wrong Friday off.

Hey - if you don't mind sharing... what is your attraction to female only singers? As far as what you post here? Just curious.

[sailor]

Hey - if you don't mind sharing... what is your attraction to female only singers? As far as what you post here? Just curious.

They know the pope is on fire?

[realmenhatelife]

Hey - if you don't mind sharing... what is your attraction to female only singers? As far as what you post here? Just curious.

Nothing really, I just listen to a lot of female fronted bands. It isn't intentional, but I do generally pull a song from what I've been listening to. This album just came out.

I was listening to a lot of AC DC this weekend too.

[Dell]

buddays...:bye:

"if it's on the radio...it's a bit"

[Dell]

may be the first time I've listened to the music posted on page one...I thought it would help me understand sailor's post, but it didn't

[realmenhatelife]

I think I'm running about 50/50 - 60/40 for everything on the current page of the forum. But that probably comes off as seeming higher because the industry percentage is way lower than 50% female.

I generally dont like male pop vocals, too. So that doesn't help.

And some of the bands are associated with eachother. So if I'm listening to one song it makes me listen to another song by a related act which has a higher percentage of being female. Domino effect.

[sailor]

may be the first time I've listened to the music posted on page one...I thought it would help me understand sailor's post, but it didn't

Fred phelps thread...

[jennysmurf]

Hola, b*tches! I seriously hate Mondays--I know that's a thing, but in my case, it's real life.

[realmenhatelife]

Hola, b*tches! I seriously hate Mondays--I know that's a thing, but in my case, it's real life.

Wouldn't Mondays be better because the kids go to school?

[Dell]

Hola, b*tches! I seriously hate Mondays--I know that's a thing, but in my case, it's real life.

it would probably help if Monday didn't make us its bitch...

[sailor]

I agree on male pop singers. Everyone is trying to be a gangster thug or is a complete pussy. I'm much more forgiving of female pop singers.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah Anthony screaming about how no one is taking the plane as a weapon seriously sounded like it was going to break into some Obama shit any minute.

[sailor]

Wouldn't Mondays be better because the kids go to school?

Euphemism?

[realmenhatelife]

So I did the right thing this weekend and rewatched The Life Aquatic and holy hell that movie stinks.

[jennysmurf]

Wouldn't Mondays be better because the kids go to school?

If I had them on the weekends, maybe. I've just got lots of nonsense to deal with on Mondays.

[jennysmurf]

it would probably help if Monday didn't make us its bitch...

I didn't want to point fingers, but it really is your fault.

[Dell]

I'm glad they're putting this on-demand...I didn't see delV's post about it until Sunday (I may have to join this twitter thing)

[realmenhatelife]

I just dont think he was that funny.

[Dell]

I didn't want to point fingers, but it really is your fault.

did you sigh my name again!?.sorry

[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure you see plenty of firemen and cops in the pride parade. And Indians and Construction workers and bikers.

[jennysmurf]

One year, I worked for a lady that lived on 5th Avenue. That poor baby got no sleep that day. I love bagpipes and drums and all that, but dang it!

[realmenhatelife]

This whole topic is just you know you can get the Irish to call up and say homophobic stuff.

[jennysmurf]

did you sigh my name again!?.sorry

Yep, and I shook my head sadly.

[Dell]

Yep, and I shook my head sadly.

that would make sense...

[Dell]

it's a bit (get it) offensive when the buddays brazenly rub our noses in their carney ways..."Fez is going to change characters because his job depends on it"

[Dell]

Brenner older than Blowhard...crazier talk than his normal

[jennysmurf]

Just trying to mess up Dell's posting roll....

[jennysmurf]

I don't remember ever hearing a David Brenner set. I've seen him in interviews years ago, but couldn't tell you whether or not I think he was funny. The first comedian I remember laughing at was Bill Cosby when he did the "Bill Cosby Himself" special.

[CountryBob]

I am sooooo hungover today and yesterday.
3 days of boozing it up takes a toll on this old fat body. :down:

and I don't know what the hell David Brenner did - so I am lost with this tribute.

[CountryBob]

I don't remember ever hearing a David Brenner set. I've seen him in interviews years ago, but couldn't tell you whether or not I think he was funny. The first comedian I remember laughing at was Bill Cosby when he did the "Bill Cosby Himself" special.

my first fav comedian was Rodney Dangerfield

[jennysmurf]

I'm listening to the show out of loyalty, but like CBob said, this tribute is lost on me.

[realmenhatelife]

I remember that really disturbing comedy special promo for HBO that Brenner did where he was taking all his material from the paper that day. And in it he pulls a rolled up newspaper out of his slacks like the last scene of Boogie Nights. Really creepy.

[Dell]

Steven Wright was the first stand-up comedian I remember laughing through his entire act...I remember laughing at others acts before him, but none that I stayed truly engaged through the entire act

[CountryBob]

uggh - Im gonna listen to some music for a bit.
Is this gonna be the whole show today?

[jennysmurf]

uggh - Im gonna listen to some music for a bit.
Is this gonna be the whole show today?

Not sure. Generally, I pause the show during my training session, then listen when I get back. I may just cut my losses today.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah I'm taking a little break, this is getting maudlin.

[Dell]

given what I'm guessing is the average age of the R&F audience, I'm thinking this discussion has gone longer than enough already...:sleep:

[sailor]

Pad data showing march madness now...

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah they're sounding perkier.

[realmenhatelife]

They goof on it but social media is pretty important.

[realmenhatelife]

Is this a Mio live read?

[jennysmurf]

Is this a Mio live read?

I missed it, so I am no help at all. Probably shouldn't have even commented, but I like to feel like I'm part of things.

[realmenhatelife]

Bottled iced tea is hideous.

[deliciousV]

Second has to be tea

[realmenhatelife]

I believe goats milk is the most commonly consumed milk in the world.

[jennysmurf]

Bottled iced tea is hideous.

More hideous still is the canned Arizona tea. Tastes like metal.

[sailor]

Tea was the obvious answer, but are they acting like iced coffee don't exist?

[jennysmurf]

Tea was the obvious answer, but are they acting like iced coffee don't exist?

I act like it doesn't exist, because it's grodie.

[realmenhatelife]

More hideous still is the canned Arizona tea. Tastes like metal.

I intended that all non brewed tea is awful.

Jumping forward I think in no sex world people would still try to excel.

[sailor]

With no sex, there is more time for everything else. I agree there will be less trying to impress, but Ron completely overstates the importance of sex. And ask any woman and she will tell you women dress to impress other women - guys don't have a clue.

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks said we still have kids so why wouldn't we marry and acquire assets?

[sailor]

I act like it doesn't exist, because it's grodie.

Crazy. I love tea, but iced tea is vile.

[sailor]

Hicks said we still have kids so why wouldn't we marry and acquire assets?

Because they're silly people.

[sailor]

Jumping forward I think in no sex world people would still try to excel.

Obviously.

[realmenhatelife]

Love iced tea hate iced coffee. Hot tea is OK I just never drink it.

[Dell]

I missed it, so I am no help at all. Probably shouldn't have even commented, but I like to feel like I'm part of things.

yes and we know...:dry:

[sailor]

Of course they know what death is.

[realmenhatelife]

Why is the official snow measurement tool for philly at the airport? That's too far south.

[sailor]

Love iced tea hate iced coffee. Hot tea is OK I just never drink it.

How contrarian.

[Dell]

Bottled iced tea is hideous.

SNAPPLE, duh...#908

[sailor]

Are they going to mention this is the eternal sunshine plot?

[realmenhatelife]

SNAPPLE, duh...#908

Dont care for snapple iced tea but the lemon in bottled iced tea is the worst.

[realmenhatelife]

We've had to switch up cat foods a few times recently because of allergies. The cats started on wet food for the first time a few weeks ago and we just stopped them getting it last week because its really hard to find wet without chicken. At dinner time they look so bummed they're not getting wet food anymore. You wonder how long it takes before they forget they ever even got it.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez wants his anxiety to go away and he articulates that as 'lonely.' That's why being with someone is also anxiety causing.

[Dell]

Dont care for snapple iced tea but the lemon in bottled iced tea is the worst.

I don't like bottled teas that try to taste like brewed teas...I only like the green and black teas like Snapple

[realmenhatelife]

Fez wants his anxiety to go away and he articulates that as 'lonely.' That's why being with someone is also anxiety causing.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't like bottled teas that try to taste like brewed teas...I only like the green and black teas like Snapple

I used to love Snapple Raspberry Peach.

[Dell]

automation decreases the number of people required to do a job...autonomy is required to replace all jobs and autonomy is not possible without intelligence which requires non-deterministic reasoning which is impossible on a deterministic machine

the only functioning non-deterministic "machine" is a human...(for the remainder of my dissertation, send me a PM :wink:)

[realmenhatelife]

Because theres no protection for workers. They dont have to or want to pay a living wage to most people, so people demand cheaper prices for goods, so the company develops cost cutting measures that remove workers so they dont have to or want to pay a living wage etc....

[Dell]

I used to love Snapple Raspberry Peach.

http://www.snapple.com/images/products/large/SNAPPLE_DIET_PEACH_TEA_16.png

[sailor]

I used to love Snapple Raspberry Peach.

I've seen those separate, but not as one thing.

[deliciousV]

I act like it doesn't exist, because it's grodie.

your taste can't be trusted, bean hater. I enjoy a nice Iced coffee, or better yet, sugar free vanilla iced latte.

[realmenhatelife]

I've seen those separate, but not as one thing.

I havent had it in years so they might not make it anymore. Like seriously 10 years ago.

[Dell]

"Is a make a wish thing?"

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

your taste can't be trusted, bean hater. I enjoy a nice Iced coffee, or better yet, sugar free vanilla iced latte.

Iced (size) Sugar Free Vanilla Latte.

[deliciousV]

We've had to switch up cat foods a few times recently because of allergies. The cats started on wet food for the first time a few weeks ago and we just stopped them getting it last week because its really hard to find wet without chicken. At dinner time they look so bummed they're not getting wet food anymore. You wonder how long it takes before they forget they ever even got it.

we had a persian until a few years ago. We couldn't give him wet food, if we did, he stopped eating anything else, he'd walk around the house bitching all the time, he'd get up on our headboard and clean it off onto our heads while we slept. We stopped giving it to him and he went nearly a week without eating. Stubborn bastard.

[deliciousV]

Iced (size) Sugar Free Vanilla Latte.

I just point and say "that one", I will not be forced into doing my shitty version of Italian.

[sailor]

I just point and say "that one", I will not be forced into doing my shitty version of Italian.

S/m/l still work.

Venti iced americano for me.

[realmenhatelife]

I just point and say "that one", I will not be forced into doing my shitty version of Italian.

On Sailor's tip I never gave anyone a hard time about sizes. People might say that technically there are more than three sizes but there arent really, atleast not functionally.

S/m/l still work.

Venti iced americano for me.

Iced Venti Americano. Room? Half and half is on the counter.

[Dell]

I just point and say "that one", I will not be forced into doing my shitty version of Italian.

all of us southerners sound just like Brad Pitt's Italian in Inglorious Bastards...I look for him every time I'm in a Starbucks

[sailor]

On Sailor's tip I never gave anyone a hard time about sizes. People might say that technically there are more than three sizes but there arent really, atleast not functionally.



Iced Venti Americano. Room? Half and half is on the counter.

The new trenta adds a 4th size for many beverages. Also, don't they have a small that's below tall that isn't advertised?

And I always put the venti first because it's more grammatically correct. The size modifier fits how people speak.

[sailor]

all of us southerners sound just like Brad Pitt's Italian in Inglorious Bastards...I look for him every time I'm in a Starbucks

Do you have trouble saying rio grande? You can do it, bucko.

Disclaimer: I took three years of Italian in HS; only thing I have left over is the ability to pronounce the fuck out of Italian food. Btw, EVERYONE pronounces bruschetta incorrectly.

[deliciousV]

S/m/l still work.

Venti iced americano for me.

yeah, I do that too, but every so often I'll say medium, and get sassed with "oh you mean grande",makes me want to hurt a barista.

[sailor]

yeah, I do that too, but every so often I'll say medium, and get sassed with "oh you mean grande",makes me want to hurt a barista.

Before I went there regularly, I ALWAYS ordered using medium. After I went there more regularly I realized I was being more of a dick than they were and started using their terminology.

[realmenhatelife]

The new trenta adds a 4th size for many beverages. Also, don't they have a small that's below tall that isn't advertised?

And I always put the venti first because it's more grammatically correct. The size modifier fits how people speak.


Trenta is after my time. Short is smaller than tall, but people only get shorts for kids drinks or coffee, so that takes it out of contention. Iced Venti is bigger than Venti too, but you cant get a hot drink in an iced cup so that also takes it out of contention.

People insisting they want hot drinks in iced cups was the most annoying thing, you really wanted to yell at them I'm not going to melt this cup and burn myself because you have to be different.

Iced comes before size so you can grab for the cup immediately. If the speed well was set up with like sizes next to eachother I imagine you'd call size before iced.

Number of shots also seems like it should go first but doesnt work for call order.

[sailor]

My apologies, correct on short. My bad. Figured the trenta was after your time. Places by me all have cups in a 2x3 grid, so size or iced makes no difference. I also go to like two places so they know what I want anyways.

[Dell]

The NFL playoffs will reportedly expand to 14 teams in 2015.

I sure hope they stop before it gets as bad as the NHL playoffs...

[sailor]

Do you have trouble saying rio grande? You can do it, bucko.

Disclaimer: I took three years of Italian in HS; only thing I have left over is the ability to pronounce the fuck out of Italian food. Btw, EVERYONE pronounces bruschetta incorrectly.

And I had this backwards - it's people have no trouble ordering at Starbucks, so they can stop saying "rio grand" and pronounce that one correctly.

[Dell]

And I had this backwards - it's people have no trouble ordering at Starbucks, so they can stop saying "rio grand" and pronounce that one correctly.

I recognize my limitations and always order a "tall"...

[jennysmurf]

"Is a make a wish thing?"

:laugh:

I noticed this was the only comment made during Fezzie's wrestling fantasy. :happy: Made you all uncomfortable, did it?

[deliciousV]

I noticed this was the only comment made during Fezzie's wrestling fantasy. :happy: Made you all uncomfortable, did it?

You mean Fez's spank bank fantasy about a wrestler giving him the ole Sandusky shower treatment? No, not at all.

[jennysmurf]

You mean Fez's spank bank fantasy about a wrestler giving him the ole Sandusky shower treatment? No, not at all.

Oh, so you liked it? :happy:

[Dell]

I noticed this was the only comment made during Fezzie's wrestling fantasy. :happy: Made you all uncomfortable, did it?

all wrestling talk makes me uncomfortable...ewww

[fezident]

The last couple of days have been GREAT.
Really strong.
Free flowing conversations... lots of laughs... good energy.

R&F, baby!