Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/19/14 - Trip

[realmenhatelife]

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March showers...

[jennysmurf]

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[realmenhatelife]

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Except it says #2 there.

[sailor]

Except it says #2 there.

Poop.

[jennysmurf]

Except it says #2 there.

You're #2.

And I was the first to post after the opening post, so there.

[realmenhatelife]

You're #2.

And I was the first to post after the opening post, so there.

Yes, 2 is the first number after 1. That doesn't make it the first. Penultimate.

[A.J.]

Jokie the Jackman!

[jennysmurf]

Jackie Martling? Who laughs like that after every joke?:thumbdown:

[jennysmurf]

Yes, 2 is the first number after 1. That doesn't make it the first. Penultimate.

I don't like you sometimes.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't like you sometimes.

Tell it to Sailor.

[PapaBear]

Yes, 2 is the first number after 1. That doesn't make it the first. Penultimate.
Penultimate is next to LAST.

FACE!

[realmenhatelife]

Penultimate is next to LAST.

FACE!

Counting backwards.

[jennysmurf]

Penultimate is next to LAST.

FACE!

Don't you have some sleeping to do or something?:annoyed:

[PapaBear]

Don't you have some sleeping to do or something?:annoyed:
I just stood up for you. Never again!

[Dell]

Jackie Martling? Who laughs like that after every joke?:thumbdown:

Jimmy Norton...


buddays...:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Wouldn't have guessed that Tod Barry was from Miami.

[jennysmurf]

I just stood up for you. Never again!

You called me next to last! I was first! Not helping!

[deliciousV]

I just stood up for you. Never again!

In your pants?

[PapaBear]

You called me next to last! I was first! Not helping!
No. RMHL called you that, without realizing it. I called "Face" on him for getting it wrong. Thereby, standing up for your honor. But I shan't be doing that again. You're on your own, now.

I'd say I miss ESD, but I don't listen to the show anymore. Oh, well.

[realmenhatelife]

Chris hires the interns, how does he put together coverage that is this piss poor?

[jennysmurf]

In your pants?

He always denies it, but I think that's it.

[jennysmurf]

No. RMHL called you that, without realizing it. I called "Face" on him for getting it wrong. Thereby, standing up for your honor. But I shan't be doing that again. You're on your own, now.

I'd say I miss ESD, but I don't listen to the show anymore. Oh, well.

You're cute when you type "shan't.":wub:

[sailor]

Tell it to Sailor.

She says she doesn't like me anytime. She's a dirty liar, tho.

[TimTimSalabim]

Ice cream foam balls!

[sailor]

Chris hires the interns, how does he put together coverage that is this piss poor?

Alcoholism.

[jennysmurf]

Dang it, Janice! Put the brakes on the fun unscreened phone calls. :wallbash:

[sailor]

Dang it, Janice! Put the brakes on the fun unscreened phone calls. :wallbash:

Way to kill a thread.

[jennysmurf]

Way to kill a thread.

Way to kill your face!

[Dell]

"me so cakehorny"...:laugh:

[A.J.]

OK, that fake Janice call was fucking funny.

[sailor]

Way to kill your face!

That's my face, sir.

[jennysmurf]

My favorite was the Batista call. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

That's my face, sir.

I, sir, am a lady.

[sailor]

I, sir, am a lady.

It's just how the quote goes.

[A.J.]

I, sir, am a lady.

Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling...

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, nice Penn State True Detective crossover.

[realmenhatelife]

It's "well disciplined VC."

[jennysmurf]

Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling...

Oh you.

[jennysmurf]

It's just how the quote goes.

Whatevs, but did you read mine like Yvette from Clue?

[realmenhatelife]

Whatevs, but did you read mine like Yvette from Clue?

I think they're showing Clue next month here.

[jennysmurf]

I think they're showing Clue next month here.

On the big screen? Does everyone dress up like they do for Rocky Horror? If not, they should.

[Warren Peace]

"Sick movie reference, brah" :clap:

[Dell]

the guy busting balls on Ron's "sick reference" with Chris laughing...my favorite so far (maybe second to the Tuttle/Penn State call)

[realmenhatelife]

On the big screen? Does everyone dress up like they do for Rocky Horror? If not, they should.

It's an arthouse theater so it's a big screen but not like a megaplex screen.

It's the first time they've done it so I dont know that anyone dresses up. The same place does Rocky Horror twice a year, Jaws around July 4th and Holy Grail around Easter.

[A.J.]

The Gurian one was good too.

[realmenhatelife]

"Gurian is the worst, you know it Ron." Ha.

[jennysmurf]

It's an arthouse theater so it's a big screen but not like a megaplex screen.

It's the first time they've done it so I dont know that anyone dresses up. The same place does Rocky Horror twice a year, Jaws around July 4th and Holy Grail around Easter.

I hope you go to all of those.

[Dell]

HA...another "sick movie reference, brah"

[realmenhatelife]

I hope you go to all of those.

No I dont.

[jennysmurf]

No I dont.

You are not living up to my ideals.

[realmenhatelife]

Truest gay stereotype is they always use their full first names.

[realmenhatelife]

You are not living up to my ideals.

Jaws is always on TV, I havent seen Rocky Horror or Holy Grail there in a few years.

I might go to Clue as long as it's a print.

[jennysmurf]

Jaws is always on TV, I havent seen Rocky Horror or Holy Grail there in a few years.

I might go to Clue as long as it's a print.

"A print?"

[realmenhatelife]

"A print?"

On film rather than projecting a DVD.

[jennysmurf]

On film rather than projecting a DVD.

Ah. You the most adorable hipster ever.

[sailor]

Truest gay stereotype is they always use their full first names.

True. Once referred to my supervisor Jeffrey as Jeff and people warned me he'd flip out if he heard that.

[realmenhatelife]

Ah. You the most adorable hipster ever.

It's not hipstery, actually we've been going to this theater for a long time and were always concerned about that. But really the whole point of me paying extra is so I can see the movie in a format I cant see it in at home. If they're projecting a DVD I'm just going to watch it for free in my house.

[sailor]

It's not hipstery.

Exactly how a hipster would respond.

[realmenhatelife]

Exactly how a hipster would respond.

It predates hipsterism but I realize how that sounds.

[PapaBear]

It predates hipsterism but I realize how that sounds.
Hipsters predate DVD's.

[realmenhatelife]

I remember in the early days of the internet putting 'sex' in a search engine and being like 'oh man there are so many results to go through.

And also you'd go through different search engines and get different results.

I'm also pretty sure pre search filters we'd search all the stuff at the school library.

[realmenhatelife]

But you dont watch porn in your house start to finish. They still have bate booths, that's essentially a theater.

[Dell]

some of our mainstream theaters played porn late night...I was in the ticket line behind our family doctor one time

I told my mother that I saw Dr. Warren at the adult movies, thinking she would be shocked and she simply said "he's old and probably needed the boost"...:laugh:

[sailor]

some of our mainstream theaters played porn late night...I was in the ticket line behind our family doctor one time

I told my mother that I saw Dr. Warren at the adult movies, thinking she would be shocked and she simply said "he's old and probably needed the boost"...:laugh:

Snitch.

[Dell]

Ron said "bag of penis"...

[hanso]

liked the fake lady Di call.

[deliciousV]

Truest gay stereotype is they always use their full first names.


They always call their mom "mother"

[Dell]

They always call their mom "mother"

HEY...rude and rude

[sailor]

Yeah, Zorro used to get played a lot. Haven't seen it on in decades.

[sailor]

Why would sea world take a hit from black fish? Such a small amount of people go there and such a small group of people saw that movie, why would they even overlap?

[deliciousV]

Why would sea world take a hit from black fish? Such a small amount of people go there and such a small group of people saw that movie, why would they even overlap?

they have music festivals at sea world, they're having a problem getting acts now, so that could effect the bottom line.

[TimTimSalabim]

No one goes to SeaWorld anymore, it's too crowded

[CountryBob]

howdy yall - good show today?

[sailor]

they have music festivals at sea world, they're having a problem getting acts now, so that could effect the bottom line.

Sure, it may affect performers showing up, but not the random audience showing up to see the killer whales.

[CountryBob]

I agree with this guy - Amatuer porn turns me on more that seeing Jessee Jane banging some muscle dude in a boxing ring.

I like the fantasy that its someone adult daughter or wife getting banged or eaten or .....

[deliciousV]

howdy yall - good show today?

they did a solid hour of unscreened phone calls, some pretty funny stuff.

[hanso]

I agree with this guy - Amatuer porn turns me on more that seeing Jessee Jane banging some muscle dude in a boxing ring.

I like the fantasy that its someone adult daughter or wife getting banged or eaten or .....

This guy a comic? Got show on even more pause now.

[sailor]

I agree with this guy - Amatuer porn turns me on more that seeing Jessee Jane banging some muscle dude in a boxing ring.

I like the fantasy that its someone adult daughter or wife getting banged or eaten or .....

It's a little uncomfortable you felt the need to have that highlighted part at all.

[jennysmurf]

This guy a comic? Got show on even more pause now.

Michael Che is who I'm hearing now. Although I'm about 45 minutes behind the show. I paused it while I went to the post office.

[Dell]

No one goes to SeaWorld anymore, it's too crowded

HA...I see what you did there

[jennysmurf]

It's a little uncomfortable you felt the need to have that highlighted part at all.

He's a dirty, dirty fella.

[realmenhatelife]

Gurian.

[Dell]

they did a solid hour of unscreened phone calls, some pretty funny stuff.

some might even say..."sick references, brah"

[sailor]

HA...I see what you did there

Yogi Berra line, right?

[Dell]

It's a little uncomfortable you felt the need to have that highlighted part at all.

I think he was just differentiating from the professional porn he watches...:blink:

[hanso]

Michael Che is who I'm hearing now. Although I'm about 45 minutes behind the show. I paused it while I went to the post office.

Yes he is a comic

[Dell]

Michael Che is who I'm hearing now. Although I'm about 45 minutes behind the show. I paused it while I went to the post office.

don't know that euphemism...oh wait a minute, "post office," like in the olden days?

[CountryBob]

It's a little uncomfortable you felt the need to have that highlighted part at all.

I know right? I went ahead and took care of everyone giving me shit about writing daughter

[sailor]

He's a dirty, dirty fella.

Sicko

[realmenhatelife]

Centric, where you go for Cosby Show reruns.

[CountryBob]

Im a saint and a pillar of the community you should know....

[CountryBob]

ive made a bunch of $$ betting on Jali back in the day. In Daytona.

[jennysmurf]

I'm posting Michael Che's website here, so I remember to watch his video on gentrification later...

http://michaelche.com/

[realmenhatelife]

Fucking Gurian does all the things Fez has learned not to do. Like leaning in the mic just to say mmhmm during an interview. Stellar drop in Jeff.

[CountryBob]

Old bitches around here bring those little Troll dolls to sit on the table as they play Bingo.

[jennysmurf]

don't know that euphemism...oh wait a minute, "post office," like in the olden days?

Im a saint and a pillar of the community you should know....

Both of you have earned a :dry:

[jennysmurf]

Fucking Gurian does all the things Fez has learned not to do. Like leaning in the mic just to say mmhmm during an interview. Stellar drop in Jeff.

You've got your grumpy pants on today.

[CountryBob]

We used to call this 450lb guy Snack Pack in High School and then later on PicNic.
He was the offensive line on our football team

[Dell]

Gurian!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_jvN5PVnNPI/TbJxLeGOc_I/AAAAAAAAANw/fgEMFZB0rxI/s1600/rivals+seinfeld+and+newman.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

You've got your grumpy pants on today.

In 45 minutes you'll see how unnecessary it is.

[CountryBob]

I haven't had a good hot dog in a long time - plenty of shitty ones.

[jennysmurf]

In 45 minutes you'll see how unnecessary it is.

So now I'm faced with the decision to keep listening, or just cut my losses and take a nap.....

[deliciousV]

Fucking Gurian does all the things Fez has learned not to do. Like leaning in the mic just to say mmhmm during an interview. Stellar drop in Jeff.

I think he's behaving today, he's letting Ron run the conversation more, rather than interrupting with his own questions and changing the direction of the conversation.

[CountryBob]

I usually tell stripers that they should buy me an overpriced drink

[deliciousV]

I usually tell stripers that they should buy me an overpriced drink

how's that working for ya?

[CountryBob]

when we were younger a buddy of mine was getting a lap dance by a stripper when she bent over and put her ass in his face - he threw up on her ass.

He said she smelled like shit - I accused him of being gay. Years later - he came out as gay. I won the pool $.

[Dell]

I usually tell stripers that they should buy me an overpriced drink

I thought they always bought the gentleman the drink...just like the free couch dance she does for tips

[CountryBob]

how's that working for ya?

I get kicked out usually :down:

[TimTimSalabim]

I usually tell stripers that they should buy me an overpriced drink

candy stripers?

[jennysmurf]

when we were younger a buddy of mine was getting a lap dance by a stripper when she bent over and put her ass in his face - he threw up on her ass.

He said she smelled like shit - I accused him of being gay. Years later - he came out as gay. I won the pool $.

You should write a children's book.

[realmenhatelife]

So now I'm faced with the decision to keep listening, or just cut my losses and take a nap.....

I dont know, I'm curious about Von Decarlo.

[jennysmurf]

candy stripers?

He's not allowed in hospitals anymore. If he breaks his leg, he's screwed.

[CountryBob]

I thought they always bought the gentleman the drink...just like the free couch dance she does for tips

I walked in to Southern Exposure in Princeton WV one evening and before I drank the first beer my cousin bought me a private upstairs private dance. She led me up there to a couch,whipped out my cock and after putting a rubber on - she started fucking me.
There was no supervision and no rules up in the balcony of heaven. 2 mins later I was back downstairs ready to go.

99% of the time you cant even touch the girls but this place ruled. My cousin gave her $500 for the fucking - but he owed me thousands. what a cool jerk.

[CountryBob]

candy stripers?

You should write a children's book.

He's not allowed in hospitals anymore. If he breaks his leg, he's screwed.

:laugh:

damn my spelling

[Dell]

what was the TV/Movie appearance Patrice did as a cross-dresser...I'm thinking he was a pimp, but I'm not sure

[jennysmurf]

Ron said "bag of penis"...

I just heard this. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

what was the TV/Movie appearance Patrice did as a cross-dresser...I'm thinking he was a pimp, but I'm not sure

In The Cut with Meg ryan and Mark Ruffalo.

I read the book, very shitty.

[Dell]

In The Cut with Meg ryan and Mark Ruffalo.

I read the book, very shitty.

thanks...could only remember Patrice from the movie, so that would make sense that the movie sucked

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IdFe-lcFfMI/TswQTw-pfmI/AAAAAAAATc8/Dd3-XuJnIbo/s1600/In+the+Cut+%25282003%2529.CD1.12.jpg

[sailor]

candy stripers?

Christian metal band.

[realmenhatelife]

thanks...could only remember Patrice from the movie, so that would make sense that the movie sucked

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IdFe-lcFfMI/TswQTw-pfmI/AAAAAAAATc8/Dd3-XuJnIbo/s1600/In+the+Cut+%25282003%2529.CD1.12.jpg

I actually only say bits and pieces of the movie, it was good enough to make me get the book. The book is what really sucked. I like Mark Ruffalo and Meg Ryan. I think the movie was fairly different.

[sailor]

my cousin bought me a private upstairs private dance.

Was it private?

[Dell]

Elephant in the Room is the only stand-up I have on i-Tunes...I still watch it every so often while on travel

[sailor]

In The Cut with Meg ryan and Mark Ruffalo.

I read the book, very shitty.

It certainly was. Never saw the movie.

[Dell]

Was it private?

he was by himself...

[jennysmurf]

Was it private?

Maybe the dancer was in the Army.

[Dell]

Bob Saget has probably surprised more fans with his stand-up than any other comedian...:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Bob Saget has probably surprised more fans with his stand-up than any other comedian...:laugh:

Probably at first, but then it just seems like he's trying too hard to work blue just to shock.

[sailor]

Maybe the dancer was in the Army.

No, he was hinting it was Tina turner.

[realmenhatelife]

I've heard Dave Coulier has a whole G.G. Allin thing going.

[sailor]

Probably at first, but then it just seems like he's trying too hard to work blue just to shock.

Agreed. But the vast majority of his tv audience still wouldn't have any clue.

[deliciousV]

Hearing Patrice spouting off his ideas about how women should be treated always came off as a bit, or a persona to me. Hearing Von talk about actually living it, and being molded by Patrice to enjoy it. Kind of sad really

[Warren Peace]

some might even say..."sick references, brah"

That really should be Ron's "cakehorn"

[sailor]

Hearing Patrice spouting off his ideas about how women should be treated always came off as a bit, or a persona to me. Hearing Von talk about actually living it, and being molded by Patrice to enjoy it. Kind of sad really

Sad that someone likes a different way of life than you?

[Dell]

Sad that someone likes a different way of life than you?

it would sadden me that any female I loved had to adjust to that mindset...but, to each their own (you misogynist)

[sailor]

it would sadden me that any female I loved had to adjust to that mindset...but, to each their own (you misogynist)

Ha. If they're happy and consenting adults...

[deliciousV]

Sad that someone likes a different way of life than you?

The 3somes, the cheating, those are lifestyles, that's totally their choice. But hearing her explain how she had to come to accept that her pussy was aging "like bread, not wine"? That's just degrading someone for no good reason. Among other things.
As funny and as missed as Patrice was/is, he had a very low opinion of women, all I was saying is that I thought it was a bit/persona. Learning that it was for real, as I said, sad.

[Dell]

The 3somes, the cheating, those are lifestyles, that's totally their choice. But hearing her explain how she had to come to accept that her pussy was aging "like bread, not wine"? That's just degrading someone for no good reason. Among other things.
As funny and as missed as Patrice was/is, he had a very low opinion of women, all I was saying is that I thought it was a bit/persona. Learning that it was for real, as I said, sad.

agreed...sometimes the more I know about artists/entertainers, the harder it is for me to enjoy their art

the opposite is also true...I have a friend that wouldn't watch anything on Dale Earnhardt, the person, because he didn't want to start liking him

like Ron with Woody Allen, I will put my blinders on and continue to laugh at Patrice O'Neal's material...RIP Mister P.

[fezident]

I can't remember ever being more bored than listening to Patrice's widow talk about Patrice for an hour.
This interview is so aimless and so unfocused that it almost feels experimental.
She's LITERALLY saying things like "it is what it is" and "everything happens for a reason".

I'd rather listen to Mafia Life Chris complain about Fred From Brooklyn.

[hanso]

I can't remember ever being more bored than listening to Patrice's widow talk about Patrice for an hour.
This interview is so aimless and so unfocused that it almost feels experimental.
She's LITERALLY saying things like "it is what it is" and "everything happens for a reason".

I'd rather listen to Mafia Life Chris complain about Fred From Brooklyn.

Did this show go long?

[fezident]

Did this show go long?

No.
But it sure FELT long.
She's mentioned at least 4 times that Patrice kisses people on the forehead.

ZZzzzzzz