Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/20/14 - Drip

[realmenhatelife]

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Ghost ride the whip.



So you'll probably hear pepper all angry over the breaking hipster news that the building in Austin which has Daniel Johnston's "Hi How Are You" mural on the side is now a Thai restaurant called 'Thai, How Are You."

Nevermind that the restaurant owner is committed to preserving the mural and changed the name of the restaurant to help sustain his business, which in turn helps sustain the mural.

[sailor]

Seems a silly thing to be upset over.

[jennysmurf]

Seems a silly thing to be upset over.

You're very silly, and I get upset over you all the time.

[sailor]

You're very silly, and I get upset over you all the time.

Aww!

[realmenhatelife]

Seems a silly thing to be upset over.

I agree but Pepper doesn't think things through.

[Dell]

dang it...so engrossed by Lady Di that I missed the beginning of the show

did I miss anything?

[Dell]

I agree but Pepper doesn't think things through.

in other words...doesn't read more than the headline

[Dell]

http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/matthew-mcconaughey-critics-choice-alright-cw.gif

[Dell]

ah shit...4iar

[realmenhatelife]

You can stand eggs up, you just need to smash the ends in.

[jennysmurf]

Aww!

:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Arent stairs just a ramp and a ladder put together? made me laugh.

[realmenhatelife]

It's Margaret Cho

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Is she still really unfunny?

[sailor]

You can stand eggs up, you just need to smash the ends in.

That an equinox thing? You can do it at any time, there are so many irregularities it's not that difficult since it's not smooth.

[sailor]

Hope Shirley calls in.

[PapaBear]

That an equinox thing? You can do it at any time, there are so many irregularities it's not that difficult since it's not smooth.
I think you mean egguinox.

[sailor]

I think you mean egguinox.

JS will not be amused.

[jennysmurf]

I think you mean egguinox.

JS will not be amused.

Someone's cruisin for a bruisin....:annoyed:

[Dell]

I heard that Fred Phelps was excommunicated from the church because he knew he was dying and they advertise that all church members will live until the rapture...calculating lawyers, the bunch of them

[PapaBear]

Someone's cruisin for a bruisin....:annoyed:
What can I say? I'm slap happy.

[sailor]

Ha, Ron playing the fez card to win points with Cho.

Fez unintentionally hilarious - "SOME PEOPLE say I'm asexual" and Ron tops it by treating it all super-seriously. What phonies.

[Dell]

their church hating England is really confusing...all those years of anti-smoking campaigning for England and now they hate them



(yes, I expect to get slapped for that one)

[sailor]

their church hating England is really confusing...all those years of anti-smoking campaigning for England and now they hate them



(yes, I expect to get slapped for that one)

Wow. Just...wow.

[PapaBear]

I heard that Fred Phelps was excommunicated from the church because he knew he was dying and they advertise that all church members will live until the rapture...calculating lawyers, the bunch of them
BALDERDASH! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=3108982&highlight=phelps#post3108982)

[Dell]

Wow. Just...wow.

thank you...:happy:

[sailor]

"Oddly shapened"?!

[jennysmurf]

This is for all of you...

https://srpl.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/slap-300x210.jpg

[jennysmurf]

"Oddly shapened"?!

Darn your use of quotes!

[sailor]

Darn your use of quotes!

I'd think the former was more of a tease.

[jennysmurf]

I'd think the former was more of a tease.

Everything about you is a tease.

[sailor]

Everything about you is a tease.

As if.

[sailor]

Hate the whole carneys and rubes thing, but fez is such a gullible rube.

[jennysmurf]

Hate the whole carneys and rubes thing, but fez is such a gullible rube.

It's the best.

[Dell]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjL4bSaCAAAYqMG.jpg:large

[deliciousV]

Hate the whole carneys and rubes thing, but fez is such a gullible rube.

most rubes do

[realmenhatelife]

I read the wiki on divergent and it doesn't sound good.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron sure did summarize Ender's Game by spoiling the plot.

[jennysmurf]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjL4bSaCAAAYqMG.jpg:large

I just love Fezzie's face in that pic. :happy:

[sailor]

most rubes do

Ha, I just mean people throw it around so much on here.

[PapaBear]

Ha, I just mean people throw it around so much on here.
It's as if, they are all rubes, taken in by a Ronnie. Uh... I mean... Carney.

[realmenhatelife]

I think people make too big of a deal out of the last words. If I knew I was going to die I wouldn't say "good night."

[LeedsJr]

I think people make too big of a deal out of the last words. If I knew I was going to die I wouldn't say "good night."


Adios fartburgers?

[realmenhatelife]

Adios fartburgers?

I would say "Whelp, there is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary going on here."

[jennysmurf]

Ron: "Last night, I thought this thing was over, I thought I wouldn't have to sit through this bit."

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I would say "Whelp, there is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary going on here."

Please text me before you die, so that I can make your death all about me.

[Dell]

Please text me before you die, so that I can make your death all about me.

are you giving him a deadline for the text...:happy:

[jennysmurf]

are you giving him a deadline for the text...:happy:

No, no, he can text me right before, then I can tell everybody I was the last person to have contact with him. *cue tears and sobs

[PapaBear]

I'd like to say something like, "The sock... It's in the sock."

[jennysmurf]

I'd like to say something like, "The sock... It's in the sock."

They'll already know that since the sock will still be on your junk.

[PapaBear]

They'll already know that since the sock will still be on your junk.
No sock is silky enough for my treasure. I have no junk.

[PapaBear]

I do have lots of old socks, though. That's what would drive them crazy.

[jennysmurf]

No sock is silky enough for my treasure. I have no junk.

I'll be the judge of that.

[deliciousV]

No sock is silky enough for my treasure. I have no junk.


Last four words. They should stick

[CountryBob]

I just love Fezzie's face in that pic. :happy:

If he would just get rid of that Wilford Brimley moustache :annoyed:

[jennysmurf]

Last four words. They should stick

:innocent:

[Dell]

They'll already know that since the sock will still be on your junk.

too weird...when I first read it I thought about having to wear a sock on my junk while healing from bladder surgery

:blink:

[realmenhatelife]

The way they turned on Dabba for saying they were too old to bang was funny. It instantly became "oh shes not so good looking."

[jennysmurf]

too weird...when I first read it I thought about having to wear a sock on my junk while healing from bladder surgery

:blink:

Bladder surgery is no laughing matter.

[realmenhatelife]

Coatesville, Ron just made a joke for himself, Jay Oakerson, and Me.

[realmenhatelife]

Bladder surgery is no laughing matter.

You're telling me.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16900000/Al-Swearengen-deadwood-16934279-1707-2560.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Coatesville, Ron just made a joke for himself, Jay Oakerson, and Me.

Were I grew up, the joke would be "Littleville." I guess every town has a terrible place to joke about.

[Dell]

Bladder surgery is no laughing matter.

what was funny was when a Senior Executive stopped by after the surgery, I described the procedure using the word "uterus" instead of "urethra," consistently...at least my wife thought it was funny

[realmenhatelife]

Fez isn't saying revel casino right.

[realmenhatelife]

That was the video for born free, it was good.

[Dell]

SHIT...already out of the $B running

[sailor]

The way they turned on Dabba for saying they were too old to bang was funny. It instantly became "oh shes not so good looking."

This from a year back and the o&a thread?

[jennysmurf]

SHIT...already out of the $B running

You're not as handsome and intelligent as I thought.












Just kidding, you're totes adorbs, even if you're not a billionaire.

[realmenhatelife]

This from a year back and the o&a thread?

Ron brought it up.





Basil is such a good smell.

[jennysmurf]

This from a year back and the o&a thread?

Yeah, they mentioned it happening on the show today.

[sailor]

Yeah, they mentioned it happening on the show today.

Thank goodness. Thought the website hit a wormhole.

[sailor]

Ron brought it up.





Basil is such a good smell.

Basil's the best.

[Dell]

Ron brought it up.





Basil is such a good smell.

Basil Chicken is one of my favorite Thai dishes...

[sailor]

Basil Chicken is one of my favorite Thai dishes...

Beef with basil. Chicken sounds too weird.

[realmenhatelife]

My grandfather used to hang basil in the trunk of his car.

[jennysmurf]

Thank goodness. Thought the website hit a wormhole.

It hit a hole, but not the kind you mean.

[LeedsJr]

Basil is such a good smell.

Basil's the best.

Basil Chicken is one of my favorite Thai dishes...

Beef with basil. Chicken sounds too weird.


Fuckin' STARVIN' now!


Actually, just a little thristy again... :drunk:

[Dell]

Beef with basil. Chicken sounds too weird.

I say it just like everyone else...

[sailor]

My grandfather used to hang basil in the trunk of his car.

Manuel!

[jennysmurf]

I say it just like everyone else...

Ha! Face!

[jennysmurf]

My calf muscles are outstanding.

[realmenhatelife]

Rollins has never been a good leadoff guy and his numbers turn to shit any time you take him out of the leadoff slot.


And he has full no trade clause and is overpaid. You'll never trade Rollins, you'll just poison the clubhouse trying to.



And Pete Rose is appearing at the movie church near my house.

[LeedsJr]

Movie church? :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

Movie church? :huh:

Yeah I think it's some kind of closed circuit church thing. I've never been to it but I see the billboards on the highway.
http://www.moviechurch.com/

[sailor]

I say it just like everyone else...

Sure. Grande too, I bet...

[hanso]

My grandfather used to hang basil in the trunk of his car.

Manuel!

Don't mention the war.

[Dell]

Sure. Grande too, I bet...

I only order Tall...