Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/26/14 - Vs.

[realmenhatelife]

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This song was either constantly on MTV2 in the early days or on that videobox channel, I cant remember which.

[jennysmurf]

I can only hang wit'chas until Lee's Comics opens, cause the new Sandman comes out today! *does a little dance*

[realmenhatelife]

I can only hang wit'chas until Lee's Comics opens, cause the new Sandman comes out today! *does a little dance*

Meh.

Wait why is it out on a Wednesday, isn't new comic day on Tuesday?

[sailor]

Meh.

Wait why is it out on a Wednesday, isn't new comic day on Tuesday?

That's the day cd's drop.

[jennysmurf]

Meh.

Wait why is it out on a Wednesday, isn't new comic day on Tuesday?

Meh YOUR FACE!

[realmenhatelife]

Meh YOUR FACE!

I dont claim that it's not.








Actually yeah maybe it was Wednesday.

[jennysmurf]

I dont claim that it's not.








Actually yeah maybe it was Wednesday.

I feel like maybe smacking you around a bunch.

[realmenhatelife]

I feel like maybe smacking you around a bunch.

Go get your comic.


The Rodney Dangerfield bit that must have been buffered for me "The only reason I get women is because of who I am. A rapist."


Damn, Rodney, that's edgey.

[realmenhatelife]

We got a coating. Didn't stick in the roads at all which is nice.

Delaware and shorepoints got like 4 inches.

[realmenhatelife]

She was never the hip chick.

[jennysmurf]

You guys get me an extra hour! Lee's Comics doesn't open until 11:00. It's your lucky day!

[PapaBear]

We got a coating. Didn't stick in the roads at all which is nice.

Delaware and shorepoints got like 4 inches.
We only got a few inches. Unfortunately, there was a sudden squall on I-81 in WV. Three dead. Five medivac helicopters called in. Up to 20 injured. A lot of the people I work with would have been headed that way after work this morning. I fucking HATE I-81! Fucking trucks!!!!
Whiteout condition led to deadly I-81 wreck, separate 10-vehicle also reported (http://journal-news.net/page/content.detail/id/606421.html)

[realmenhatelife]

Lithium is in the same elemental family as Sodium, but it is not in fact a lot of salt.

[deliciousV]

You guys get me an extra hour! Lee's Comics doesn't open until 11:00. It's your lucky day!

So, that's what, 1:45 in the real world?

[jennysmurf]

So, that's what, 1:45 in the real world?

We just like to take things easy over here. Why rush?

[A.J.]

More Ron eulogies from Fez!

[jennysmurf]

More Ron eulogies from Fez!

"There's too much touching! Stop with the touching!"

[jennysmurf]

I hate when people call guacamole "guac." It's just so douchey.

[realmenhatelife]

Brr, cold day for a fire alarm.

[deliciousV]

Shameless hasn't felt much like a comedy this season, Macy in liver failure almost scared me off the sauce.

[realmenhatelife]

What did I miss in the last half hour that has Ron being a newswire bitch?

[jennysmurf]

What did I miss in the last half hour that has Ron being a newswire bitch?

I don't know, but I hate when they do this to Fez.

[sailor]

Lithium is in the same elemental family as Sodium, but it is not in fact a lot of salt.

Actually, they're both salts. It's not "table salt" which is a discrete item.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know, but I hate when they do this to Fez.

He'll perk up when it's time to talk to the monkee's songwriter and he'll be the only one.

[realmenhatelife]

Still a lot of old Catholics in the area. My grandmother would be psyched.

And Ron isn't doing any remotes.

[sailor]

He'll perk up when it's time to talk to the monkee's songwriter and he'll be the only one.

Does lady di get xm?

[sailor]

Still a lot of old Catholics in the area. My grandmother would be psyched.

And Ron isn't doing any remotes.

They used to.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is already renewed.

And he's been good.

And you never hear him claim no one would care if they nuked omaha.

[realmenhatelife]

They used to.

When was the last one? Guiness St Patricks day with Dave?

[sailor]

When was the last one? Guiness St Patricks day with Dave?

That's what I was thinking. 4 years ago?

[Dell]

Fez is already renewed.
he was never anything else
And he's been good.
he's been as he planned to be
And you never hear him claim no one would care if they nuked omaha.
the steak place?


I hope they stop this painful iBang reads soon...

[jennysmurf]

Fez is already renewed.

And he's been good.

And you never hear him claim no one would care if they nuked omaha.

He'd still be good if they'd actually support his topics. Why can't they help in out? If I had to sit and talk to myself, I wouldn't last long, either. What do they expect?

[realmenhatelife]

That's what I was thinking. 4 years ago?

I'll bet 2009, which would've been the 250th anniversary of Guinness.

[Dell]

Shameless hasn't felt much like a comedy this season, Macy in liver failure almost scared me off the sauce.

I know, right...and this past Sunday's episode was some of the most unpredictable TV I've seen in a while (one surprise after the other)

[realmenhatelife]

He'd still be good if they'd actually support his topics. Why can't they help in out? If I had to sit and talk to myself, I wouldn't last long, either. What do they expect?

They're putting the boots to him. People characterize this as Fez failing at conversation but if you get stiffed in conversation you'd sound like this.

I get Ron's point, that Fez doesn't talk to him all day so Ron is paying him back in kind, but we pay.

[sailor]

I'll bet 2009, which would've been the 250th anniversary of Guinness.

5 years? Wow. It def'ly was the 250th.

Also the night MWAC knocked fred Brooklyn the fuck out.

[hanso]

Thought Neil Diamond wrote Monkees songs.

[PapaBear]

Thought Neil Diamond wrote Monkees songs.
Everyone did.

[sailor]

I was last to church around the time of r&f's last remote, and it was all Hispanics and Asians. And I live in neither a Hispanic not Asian area.

[sailor]

Everyone did.

Everyone thought that or everyone wrote them?

[PapaBear]

Everyone thought that or everyone wrote them?
They had the usual cadre of very talented songwriters, that many recording artists had at that time.

[Dell]

Everyone thought that or everyone wrote them?

yes

[PapaBear]

yes
Better answer.

[hanso]

I was last to church around the time of r&f's last remote, and it was all Hispanics and Asians. And I live in neither a Hispanic not Asian area.

Church bus outside? Better to keep them off the road also. When i see a fish bumper sticker i give a lot of space on road, same with Canada plates.

[sailor]

Church bus outside? Better to keep them off the road also. When i see a fish bumper sticker i give a lot of space on road, same with Canada plates.

Good one, WF.

[realmenhatelife]

Jeff Dunham?

[sailor]

That centaur polo question was hilarious.

[realmenhatelife]

Russell Peters.

Doesnt Aziz?

[deliciousV]

Church bus outside? Better to keep them off the road also. When i see a fish bumper sticker i give a lot of space on road, same with Canada plates.

from the guy who brags everytime he turns off the O&A show whenever "race or politics" are discussed.

[sailor]

Russell Peters.

Doesnt Aziz?

He's the brown Jeff Dunham.

[realmenhatelife]

He's the brown Jeff Dunham.

Jeff DUNham.


Color puns.





When I was little I used to think he was funny, I liked the worst comedians. Him, Bill Odekirk the love master master of love, the Amazing Jonathan.



I did also really like Dennis Wolfburg though so that gets me some kind of cred.

[hanso]

He's the brown Jeff Dunham.

Good one, WF.

[sailor]

Good one, WF.

Ha. I appreciate the joke, but the tie in doesn't work. It's as innocuous as saying Dunham is the white Russell Peters.

[realmenhatelife]

Last train to boresville.

[sailor]

Jeff DUNham.


Color puns.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

My kid brother used to think Dunham was hilarious. I never got it. But, it's that LCD that is needed to be hugely popular in any medium. Hell, I bet Peters is a hack too.

[hanso]

Ha. I appreciate the joke, but the tie in doesn't work. It's as innocuous as saying Dunham is the white Russell Peters.

Let's just add Asian's are great drivers.

[jennysmurf]

Did Ron actually say that "sell out" isn't a thing anymore? I hear bands getting called that all the time.

[jennysmurf]

That centaur polo question was hilarious.

It was. I had paused the show while I was gone, and heard this part before they went to break. I switched to "live" when Ron announced Jeff Dunham. Blech. How many times can " I kill you!" be funny?:thumbdown:


edit: Did he have the puppets in studio?

[jennysmurf]

http://scientopia.org/img-archive/scicurious/img_858.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Did Ron actually say that "sell out" isn't a thing anymore? I hear bands getting called that all the time.

He usually says something like bands today dont care about selling out and maybe it's even a little cool to get in a commercial. Where in his day it was super unhip.


But ofcourse it isn't the same today because the pay structure in the industry is totally different.

[realmenhatelife]

It was. I had paused the show while I was gone, and heard this part before they went to break. I switched to "live" when Ron announced Jeff Dunham. Blech. How many times can " I kill you!" be funny?:thumbdown:


edit: Did he have the puppets in studio?

He'll let you know when he hits the cap, it's still going.

[jennysmurf]

He'll let you know when he hits the cap, it's still going.

Bleh.

[CountryBob]

I hate when people call guacamole "guac." It's just so douchey.

yeah - kinda like when someone says Totes for totally :wink:

[CountryBob]

Shameless hasn't felt much like a comedy this season, Macy in liver failure almost scared me off the sauce.

AGreed!

I want more funny shameless moments not Fionas struggles, Lips school struggles etc and Franks liver failure.

[fezident]

I did also really like Dennis Wolfburg though so that gets me some kind of cred.

I FUCKING LOVED THAT GUY!!!

Holy shit that dude was funny.

Youtube... here I come.

[jennysmurf]

yeah - kinda like when someone says Totes for totally :wink:

Whatevs! It's totes not the same thing!