Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/3/14 - Walk in the sun

[realmenhatelife]

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Sha la la

[realmenhatelife]

I'm thinking Start Wearing Purple could be one of the shows theme songs.

[realmenhatelife]

Martling and Hutt. New comedy team.

[A.J.]

The Love to Love You Baby bit was great! :laugh:

[underdog]

When did Fez make this noise?

[realmenhatelife]

When did Fez make this noise?

The other day he was busting on Chris. Out of context it sounds like he was all messed up and sad but at the time he really wasn't. He was snapping on him.

[CountryBob]

Chupacabra

[realmenhatelife]

Why did Chuppa Chups drop off so fast?



And the Jersey Devil isn't a Chupacabra.

[realmenhatelife]

In today's installment of "So Hicks, Reddit?"

[sailor]

I'm thinking Start Wearing Purple could be one of the shows theme songs.

Han(so) purple

[Dell]

whatever it is, it does appear to have an opposing digit on its front paws...that alone makes it a mystery to me

[sailor]

whatever it is, it does appear to have an opposing digit on its front paws...that alone makes it a mystery to me

Who, pepper?

[Dell]

Who, pepper?

hooves...

[Dell]

it was "tamper proof" that came out of the Tylenol poisoning...not "child proofing"

[realmenhatelife]

The illuminati videos on youtube are amazing. They point out all this shit in rap videos thats supposed to be symbolism.






The founding father's joined the masons so they could travel to other states and know they could trust these other masons they had never met before. George Washington took his mason's oath in the King of Prussia Inn.

[sailor]

When did Fez make this noise?

It sounds like Shelby way more than fez, btw.

[sailor]

If any steakhouse goes out of business, it must have been super shitty. They're like the easiest business model and very profitable.

[realmenhatelife]

If any steakhouse goes out of business, it must have been super shitty. They're like the easiest business model and very profitable.

They are the fancy dinner for people without adventurous palates. We always go to a steakhouse for my dad.



Although they are staffed to the gills.

[realmenhatelife]

Gurian have Biden on the phone, today?

[realmenhatelife]

They arent really rumors, I think she's pretty much just said she's not resigning.

[underdog]

Janice was on, so I fast forward to live and Gurian is on.

God fucking damn it.

[underdog]

They arent really rumors, I think she's pretty much just said she's not resigning.

Who?

[realmenhatelife]

Who?

Chelsea Handler leaving E.

[CountryBob]

Janice was on, so I fast forward to live and Gurian is on.

God fucking damn it.

haha - sometimes I feel the same

[CountryBob]

Jeffery's shitty voice would not let him fit in everywhere.

[A.J.]

Janice was on, so I fast forward to live and Gurian is on.

God fucking damn it.

You'll get to hear him tomorrow as well!

[realmenhatelife]

The coked up russian security door installer I knew from starbucks used to go to Miami constantly and he always had some pissed off story about getting bounced from some club. That dude was scary.

[CountryBob]

I spilled half of a Route 44 (22 oz) all over my shirt heading back to work.
Uggghhhh :furious:

[CountryBob]

You'll get to hear him tomorrow as well!

remind me to stab out my ear drums with a pencil

[realmenhatelife]

I spilled half of a Route 44 (22 oz) all over my shirt heading back to work.
Uggghhhh :furious:

What is a Route 44?

[sailor]

They are the fancy dinner for people without adventurous palates. We always go to a steakhouse for my dad.



Although they are staffed to the gills.

Sub- or at-minimum wage labor isn't that great an expense.

[sailor]

What is a Route 44?

Two 22s?

[sailor]

Ha, Ron clearly didn't get that hicks meant Pinterest and thought he was being clever. Of course, no one has the balls to point it out.

[realmenhatelife]

Two 22s?

In his shoes?

[LeedsJr]

What is a Route 44?


Colt .45 Light?

[Dell]

Janice was on, so I fast forward to live and Gurian is on.

God fucking damn it.

extremely bad tradeoff...but, I'm suspecting that Ron is having Gurian on because he is so amazingly unfunny and considers himself a comedian

I still shake my head when I remember Gurian proudly reminiscing about carrying a slice of bread in his pocket in case someone asked him for some bread, man...douchey HA HA

[CountryBob]

What is a Route 44?

DO you all have Sonic Drive-ins where you are?

[CountryBob]

Ha! great song

[CountryBob]

women just don't realize how awesome young poontang is.

[deliciousV]

it's a 44 ounce beverage from Sonic. Who needs a 44 ounce beverage? That's damn near a 2 liter!

[CountryBob]

it's a 44 ounce beverage from Sonic. Who needs a 44 ounce beverage? That's damn near a 2 liter!

Well - I need 44oz so after I spill half on me I still have enough to drink... :flush:

[CountryBob]

women just don't realize how awesome young poontang is.

actually, older woman poontang is pretty awesome too .....:tongue:

[CountryBob]

women just don't realize how awesome young poontang is.

actually, older woman poontang is pretty awesome too .....:tongue:

And honestly, older with younger lesbians is just dang hot..... ok I will stop now.

[CountryBob]

haha - this is a safe zone

[Dell]

Fez's acting chops are a bit off today...it's obvious that Ron is playing the sound effect and the bit is for Fez to eventually get belligerent with Hicks

I hope all this buildup doesn't result in a flop...

[realmenhatelife]

DO you all have Sonic Drive-ins where you are?

Yes. I had a cherry limeaid once.

[A.J.]

women just don't realize how awesome young poontang is.

Lesbian cougars probably do.

[realmenhatelife]

A pilot you racist. That's such an old joke.

[deliciousV]

women just don't realize how awesome young poontang is.

actually, older woman poontang is pretty awesome too .....:tongue:

the worst I ever had was just wonderful

[jennysmurf]

I spilled half of a Route 44 (22 oz) all over my shirt heading back to work.
Uggghhhh :furious:

:laugh: I totally laughed out loud at you, and didn't even feel bad about it.

[CountryBob]

:laugh: I totally laughed out loud at you, and didn't even feel bad about it.

im glad you laughed. now im laughing too but at the time I wasn't too happy. my first reaction was to slam it on my console.

[jennysmurf]

im glad you laughed. now im laughing too but at the time I wasn't too happy. my first reaction was to slam it on my console.

That wouldn't have helped, because then you would have had a mess and nothing to drink .

[Dell]

:laugh: I totally laughed out loud at you, and didn't even feel bad about it.

hanging out with your girls has turned you into a middle school mean girl...:nono:

[realmenhatelife]

Someone is either farting or microwaving sour kraut.

[jennysmurf]

hanging out with your girls has turned you into a middle school mean girl...:nono:

C'mon, you didn't think it was funny? I mean, picture CBob driving back to work with a bucket of soda. Now picture him spilling half of it on himself, with the reaction moving from surprise to anger. See? Hilarious.

[jennysmurf]

Someone is either farting or microwaving sour kraut.

You make working in an office sound so glamorous.

[realmenhatelife]

You make working in an office sound so glamorous.

Anyone in an office will tell you how constantly you are assaulted with totally offensive smells.

[LeedsJr]

im glad you laughed. now im laughing too but at the time I wasn't too happy. my first reaction was to slam it on my console.


By "it", you mean...?

[jennysmurf]

Alan Thicke must be needing money. A Tax commercial? C'mon Alan, have some pride.

[LeedsJr]

You make working in an office sound so glamorous.


On the plus side, you can sneak away to the pub every now and then... :drunk:

[sailor]

By "it", you mean...?

Ha, thought that was the obvious question as well.

[Dell]

:laugh:...Jackie called him "Fuzz"

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Alan Thicke must be needing money. A Tax commercial? C'mon Alan, have some pride.

How could he after having that son?

[jennysmurf]

By "it", you mean...?

You think he wanted to have sex with it after what it had just done to him?

[jennysmurf]

How could he after having that son?

Well, you got me there.

[CountryBob]

You think he wanted to have sex with it after what it had just done to him?

oh, so there is a way to have sex with it? :smile:

[jennysmurf]

oh, so there is a way to have sex with it? :smile:

Like you hadn't already thought about it.

[underdog]

Anyone in an office will tell you how constantly you are assaulted with totally offensive smells.

My office just constantly smells like some sort of hispanic food. It's phenomenal.

[realmenhatelife]

My office just constantly smells like some sort of hispanic food. It's phenomenal.

Thats ok except when they're reheating fish.

[deliciousV]

Thats ok except when they're reheating fish.

what about a lovely fish taco?

[sailor]

Thats ok except when they're reheating fish.

Worst smell ever, some chick heated up tuna in our microwave. Absolutely horrendous.

[Dell]

what about a lovely fish taco?

tacos are the only food you have to tilt your head to eat...forgot the comedian that said that, but I still don't know of another

[deliciousV]

tacos are the only food you have to tilt your head to eat...forgot the comedian that said that, but I still don't know of another

:laugh:never heard that, but it falls into the category of it's funny because it's true.

[CountryBob]

Worst smell ever, some chick heated up tuna in our microwave. Absolutely horrendous.

Totally!

I had to ban fish from the microwave at work - no shit. Im about ready to ban brussel sprouts and cauliflower - smells like a full diaper.

[PapaBear]

Totally!

I had to ban fish from the microwave at work - no shit. Im about ready to ban brussel sprouts and cauliflower - smells like a full diaper.
Burnt popcorn.

[realmenhatelife]

Burnt popcorn.

Burnt popcorn is the smell of passive aggression.