Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/9/14 - Pirate Treasure

[realmenhatelife]

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Three Murals.

[Dell]

Ahoy! buddays...:bye:

the roadrunner chases after its prey at a blurring speed of up to 25 mph...#689

perhaps he could run slower if he didn't alert his prey with that damn BEEP-BEEP...:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron really pounding the classic rock interviews the last few weeks.

Although I do want to hear Paul Stanley.

[realmenhatelife]

I get the feeling Hicks got in trouble for a lot more than that at his old desk job.

[realmenhatelife]

Stone Cold is the same as The Warrior in my book, I dont think he's a more valid choice.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron has full on retconned himself into Alia Atreides in this story about his grandmother singing to him. I was three and I understood death and the fragility of life.

[Misteriosa]

http://comiccongeek.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/starz-black-sails-photo-002.jpg

buddays...

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[realmenhatelife]

How is that show?

[sailor]

Ahoy! buddays...:bye:

the roadrunner chases after its prey at a blurring speed of up to 25 mph...#689

perhaps he could run slower if he didn't alert his prey with that damn BEEP-BEEP...:dry:

Roadrunners only go "beep-beep" in prey mode, not predator mode...#689a

[sailor]

Ron has full on retconned himself into Alia Atreides in this story about his grandmother singing to him. I was three and I understood death and the fragility of life.

Could do worse than alicia witt!

[Misteriosa]

How is that show?

its ok. lots and lots of nudity, like its trying so hard to be "edgy". since its the first season, i give it some latitude. the story did start to pick up in the last few episodes.

[sailor]

What show?

[realmenhatelife]

its ok. lots and lots of nudity, like its trying so hard to be "edgy". since its the first season, i give it some latitude. the story did start to pick up in the last few episodes.

They're gaming that throne.

What show?

Black Sails.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm actually surprised GoT still had such aggressive nudity in it for the premiere, splr alrt.

I feel like that's something a show usually grows out of as it proves it has other equity. Like I was happy to hear that Emelia Clarke has it in her contract that she doesn't have to get naked anymore. Well not happy, but happy for her.

[Dell]

How is that show?

I liked it...has its pros and cons, but I was entertained

[underdog]

I'm actually surprised GoT still had such aggressive nudity in it for the premiere, splr alrt.

I feel like that's something a show usually grows out of as it proves it has other equity. Like I was happy to hear that Emelia Clarke has it in her contract that she doesn't have to get naked anymore. Well not happy, but happy for her.

The rumor was it was her, but I think she's since denied it.

[sailor]

I'm actually surprised GoT still had such aggressive nudity in it for the premiere, splr alrt.

I feel like that's something a show usually grows out of as it proves it has other equity. Like I was happy to hear that Emelia Clarke has it in her contract that she doesn't have to get naked anymore. Well not happy, but happy for her.

Sexposition is an integral plot device for the show.

[deliciousV]

Ahoy! buddays...:bye:

the roadrunner chases after its prey at a blurring speed of up to 25 mph...#689

perhaps he could run slower if he didn't alert his prey with that damn BEEP-BEEP...:dry:

I saw one of those little bastards in south Texas a few years ago, I was disappointed, from watching the cartoons you get the idea that they are really big, they're not. Just a normal size bird that runs fast.

[realmenhatelife]

Chris Stanley should be more like Paul Stanley.

[Recyclerz]

I wonder if Ron is going to adopt Paul Stanley 's modular concept of Kiss and just hire a new Fez

[realmenhatelife]

You guys see these bottomless Rihanna pics?

[deliciousV]

Chris Stanley should be more like Paul Stanley.

A boring, arrogant twat?

[jennysmurf]

I'm trying to enjoy this interview, I really am, but good gravy, this is dull. I thought we were done with interviews with anyone other than comedy folks? I understand KISS is a big deal (kinda), but it doesn't make for an fun interview. :sleep:

[jennysmurf]

A boring, arrogant twat?

:laugh: I was afraid I was the only one not enjoying this.

[realmenhatelife]

His point about Trujillo and the Grateful Dead was really well taken. I understand their POV a lot more after that.

[realmenhatelife]

A boring, arrogant twat?

A lisping shit talker.

[deliciousV]

I'm trying to enjoy this interview, I really am, but good gravy, this is dull. I thought we were done with interviews with anyone other than comedy folks? I understand KISS is a big deal (kinda), but it doesn't make for an fun interview. :sleep:

I think this one fell under the category of 'can't turn down'

[sailor]

A boring, arrogant twat?

You might be thinking of Gene Simmons.

[jennysmurf]

I think this one fell under the category of 'can't turn down'

Probably.

[realmenhatelife]

For years my mom would go see this doo wop tribute band called The Grease Band.

[LeedsJr]

I'm trying to enjoy this interview, I really am, but good gravy, this is dull. I thought we were done with interviews with anyone other than comedy folks? I understand KISS is a big deal (kinda), but it doesn't make for an fun interview. :sleep:


Yeah, and Fez might get fired. :laugh:

[sailor]

I'm trying to enjoy this interview, I really am, but good gravy, this is dull. I thought we were done with interviews with anyone other than comedy folks? I understand KISS is a big deal (kinda), but it doesn't make for an fun interview. :sleep:

Has ron mentioned he considers kiss the same as the archies?

[sailor]

For years my mom would go see this doo wop tribute band called The Grease Band.

Waddle doodle

[realmenhatelife]

Part of the fun is how dilluded and insane they are.



The Stones werent Mick and Keith's band at the beginning. It was Brian Jones and Charlie Watts. So never say never.

[Dell]

:laugh: I was afraid I was the only one not enjoying this.

oh, heck no...got some paperwork done

[LeedsJr]

Has ron mentioned he considers kiss the same as the archies?


Why would he insult the Archies like that? :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

You have to be a hardcore fan to know who Ace and Peter are?

[LeedsJr]

You have to be a hardcore fan to know who Ace and Peter are?


What instruments did they play for the Archies? :lol:

[Dell]

didn't like KISS when they were new and don't like them even more now that they are old...

[jennysmurf]

I don't mind a good tribute band, as long as they don't do that whole "dress just like them" thing. Just play the songs and sound good, don't get douchey about it.

[realmenhatelife]

What instruments did they play for the Archies? :lol:

They'll be needing a new lead singer soon, too. Maybe Paul Stanley.

[underdog]

I'm trying to enjoy this interview, I really am, but good gravy, this is dull. I thought we were done with interviews with anyone other than comedy folks? I understand KISS is a big deal (kinda), but it doesn't make for an fun interview. :sleep:

It's a clown band, so it makes sense it's on the comedy channel.

[underdog]

You guys see these bottomless Rihanna pics?

?

[LeedsJr]

They'll be needing a new lead singer soon, too. Maybe Paul Stanley.


:lol: You're awful. :lol:

[jennysmurf]

You have to be a hardcore fan to know who Ace and Peter are?

I don't think so. I bet most people know who they are.


My babysitter's daughter had a KISS album, and it scared me to death. They were so scary to me, and then she told me that they were in "Satan's service." I was a rube, but I was a terrified rube.

[realmenhatelife]

?

She did some bottomless photo shoot. I only saw what was on the front page of TMZ so I dont know how extensive it gets, but nice.

[jennysmurf]

It's a clown band, so it makes sense it's on the comedy channel.

Point taken. :thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

They'll be needing a new lead singer soon, too. Maybe Paul Stanley.

:lol: You're awful. :lol:

And I'm a big 'ol nerd, cause I get this joke.

[realmenhatelife]

Poor Louis from Manhattan calls in every day and never gets recognized.

[LeedsJr]

And I'm a big 'ol nerd, cause I get this joke.


Well, that and the fact that you were afraid of KISS. :happy:

[underdog]

Poor Louis from Manhattan calls in every day and never gets recognized.

He's a good caller, too.

[deliciousV]

You might be thinking of Gene Simmons.

nope, they aren't too different. Gene is more arrogant, Paul is more of a twat. Both come off as assholes.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont like Kiss but I do like the movie Detroit Rock City. Ironic.

[realmenhatelife]

He's a good caller, too.

Yeah he deserves a little more cred. Ron is ear racist.

[Dell]

I don't think so. I bet most people know who they are.


My babysitter's daughter had a KISS album, and it scared me to death. They were so scary to me, and then she told me that they were in "Satan's service." I was a rube, but I was a terrified rube.

I remember some of the "cool" kids say KISS stood for "Knights In Satan's Service," or some such nonsense...

[sailor]

Point taken. :thumbup:

Just mean.

[jennysmurf]

Well, that and the fact that you were afraid of KISS. :happy:

Hey! I was a little kid! How old were you when KISS was popular? :happy:

[jennysmurf]

I remember some of the "cool" kids say KISS stood for "Knights In Satan's Service," or some such nonsense...

Yeah, that's what it was. :laugh:

[Dell]

I look forward to the day that the R&F call screeners are told to block Blowhards calls instead of Radio Shark calls...:fingerscrossed:

[deliciousV]

KISS, like kissing, is something you should grow out of when you find something better.

[Dell]

I'm starting to understand Fez's dislike of Mikey D...an extremely delusional individual

[LeedsJr]

Hey! I was a little kid! How old were you when KISS was popular? :happy:


KISS was popular? :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

KISS 2: The Kissening

[A.J.]

KISS was popular? :huh:

In the mid-70s? They were HUGE.

[sailor]

In the mid-70s? They were HUGE.

Yeah, the older kids LOVED them when i was growing up.

[LeedsJr]

In the mid-70s? They were HUGE.

Was it cause everybody was high? :unsure:

[sailor]

I'm starting to understand Fez's dislike of Mikey D...an extremely delusional individual

As opposed to most others associated with the show?

[LeedsJr]

I'm starting to understand Fez's dislike of Mikey D...an extremely delusional individual

As opposed to most others associated with the show?


Yeah, I don't think delusional is necessarily the problem (see O, Paul). I think Mikey D is just annoying.

[Dell]

Yeah, I don't think delusional is necessarily the problem (see O, Paul). I think Mikey D is just annoying.

you may be right...PaulO is definitely delusional and at the same time extremely entertaining

[sailor]

Paulo is an american treasure!

[A.J.]

In the mid-70s? They were HUGE.

Yeah, the older kids LOVED them when i was growing up.

Which explains why some of my classmates in 2nd and 3rd grade had Kiss belt buckles and trading cards. They either got into them because of their older siblings or because Kiss' cartoonish appearance appealed to little kids as well. It made them feel older and/or cooler.

[TimTimSalabim]

In the mid-70s? They were HUGE.

Yes, and I never understood it. I thought they were mediocre compared to bands like Queen and ELP.

[A.J.]

In the mid-70s? They were HUGE.

Was it cause everybody was high? :unsure:

No, those were fucking Deadheads.

[jennysmurf]

Chris imitating Fez is awesome. :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Paulo is an american treasure!

He's a treasure, but I'm not sure about "American." He refuses to show us his birth certificate.

[sailor]

Which explains why some of my classmates in 2nd and 3rd grade had Kiss belt buckles and trading cards. They either got into them because of their older siblings or because Kiss' cartoonish appearance appealed to little kids as well. It made them feel older and/or cooler.

Please, you were right in their wheelhouse.

Im with jenny, they and their fans were scary when i was young.

[sailor]

He's a treasure, but I'm not sure about "American." He refuses to show us his birth certificate.

Youre thinking of shark, maybe?

[jennysmurf]

Please, you were right in their wheelhouse.

Im with jenny, they and their fans were scary when i was young.

I'm glad we finally agree on something, but I'm not sure whether or not I want you with me.

[sailor]

I'm glad we finally agree on something, but I'm not sure whether or not I want you with me.

I'm beloved!

[Misteriosa]

I'm beloved!

any man who must say "I'm beloved!" is not truly beloved.

http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/game-of-thrones/character/s3/tywin-lannister-1024.jpg




:tongue:

[LeedsJr]

Please, you were right in their wheelhouse.

Im with jenny, they and their fans were scary when i was young.

I'm glad we finally agree on something, but I'm not sure whether or not I want you with me.


jenny and sailor, sittin' in a tree... :happy:

[sailor]

any man who must say "I'm beloved!" is not truly beloved.

http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/game-of-thrones/character/s3/tywin-lannister-1024.jpg




:tongue:

Ha!

Am too

[A.J.]

Which explains why some of my classmates in 2nd and 3rd grade had Kiss belt buckles and trading cards. They either got into them because of their older siblings or because Kiss' cartoonish appearance appealed to little kids as well. It made them feel older and/or cooler.

Please, you were right in their wheelhouse.

Im with jenny, they and their fans were scary when i was young.

I never liked Kiss. I just remember how big they were at the time. I remember what a big deal it was that each band member came out with his own solo album at the same time. They were so big they got their own MOVIE - which was Elvis/Beatles territory.

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[jennysmurf]

jenny and sailor, sittin' in a tree... :happy:

Don't make me come over there.:annoyed:

[TimTimSalabim]

Ha!

Am too

there's no arguing with Tywin Lannister

[sailor]

Don't make me come over there.:annoyed:

Euphemism alert!

[jennysmurf]

there's no arguing with Tywin Lannister

You can, but it won't end well for you.

[sailor]

I never liked Kiss. I just remember how big they were at the time. I remember what a big deal it was that each band member came out with his own solo album at the same time. They were so big they got their own MOVIE - which was Elvis/Beatles territory.

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It was just an age joke. :)

[jennysmurf]

Euphemism alert!

You hush, I was trying to defend our honor.

[realmenhatelife]

there's no arguing with Tywin Lannister

And Sardo Numspa, it's a double whammy with that guy.

[Dell]

He's a treasure, but I'm not sure about "American." He refuses to show us his birth certificate.


you birth certificate people are insatiable...

[LeedsJr]

You hush, I was trying to defend our honor.


So you two are officially an item now? :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

That oh shit feeling when you realize they're playing jump around too long before the prerecorded bit starts that means Gurian is live.

[sailor]

So you two are officially an item now? :happy:

She keeps publicly calling me icky. Who can tell with girls?

[sailor]

That oh shit feeling when you realize they're playing jump around too long before the prerecorded bit starts that means Gurian is live.

PTSD ain't no joke.

[Dell]

She keeps publicly calling me icky. Who can tell with girls?

just pull her ponytail and punch her in the arm...works every time

[sailor]

Ha, gurian!

[jennysmurf]

So you two are officially an item now? :happy:

This is how board gossip gets started. :nono:

[sailor]

How was gurian's newton line funny?!

[A.J.]

This is how board gossip gets started. :nono:

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[realmenhatelife]

The last time I wrote a letter was to someone in prison.

[LeedsJr]

The last time I wrote a letter was to someone in prison.


What were you in for?

[jennysmurf]

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, I won't tell them about those mimes and the new way we found to use frozen yogurt at the Lincoln Memorial.

[foodcourtdruide]

KISS, like kissing, is something you should grow out of when you find something better.

I really agree with this. I think of people who ONLY like KISS and Black Sabbath as being in a state of arrested development. There's just no way the quality of that music can sustain decades long obsessions. I think guys like Jim Florentine and Jim Norton are brilliant, but when they start to talk about music I find them sad.

[Dell]

How was gurian funny?!

fixed it for you...no need to be specific

[underdog]

I really agree with this. I think of people who ONLY like KISS and Black Sabbath as being in a state of arrested development. There's just no way the quality of that music can sustain decades long obsessions. I think guys like Jim Florentine and Jim Norton are brilliant, but when they start to talk about music I find them sad.

Don't compare Black Sabbath and Kiss, please.

[sailor]

fixed it for you...no need to be specific

But they lost it. He basically said "newton discovered gravity"

[Dell]

Don't worry, I won't tell them about those mimes and the new way we found to use frozen yogurt at the Lincoln Memorial.

when did you start using old worn out euphemisms...I'm disappointed

[realmenhatelife]

I would kill someone by selling them cigarettes for 40 years.

[sailor]

Don't compare Black Sabbath and Kiss, please.

They're both metal gateway drugs.

[sailor]

The headline would be "unknown 'comic' shoots man"

[jennysmurf]

when did you start using old worn out euphemisms...I'm disappointed

None of those were euphemisms.

[sailor]

Holy shit, that movie sounds horrid.

[Dell]

But they lost it. He basically said "newton discovered gravity"

I don't get it either...I cringe every time Jimmy and Anthony laugh hysterically whenever Jimmy says "pink sock," "aids dart," "bloody footprints around the crib," etc.

must be some inside stuff with these radio guys...

[A.J.]

Don't worry, I won't tell them about those mimes and the new way we found to use frozen yogurt at the Lincoln Memorial.

I won't even mention the "Washington Monument".

[realmenhatelife]

They're both metal gateway drugs.

Or for some people they just stand in the gateway never moving constantly saying "This hallway is fucking great."

[Dell]

None of those were euphemisms.

"yogurt at the Lincoln Memorial"...c'mon

[sailor]

Or for some people they just stand in the gateway never moving constantly saying "This hallway is fucking great."

Some people are content with pot as well.

[jennysmurf]

I won't even mention the "Washington Monument".

:wink:

[Midkiff]

Oh, great. Gurian is on. :wallbash:

[Dell]

Some people are content with pot as well.

if you can only have one thing for cooking, a pot is a lot more flexible than a pan...you can't boil much water in a pan and you can treat the bottom of the pot just like a pan

[jennysmurf]

"yogurt at the Lincoln Memorial"...c'mon

Speaking of euphemisms, how about "whatsyourprice.com" calling them "dates?"

[disgruntledsherpa]

Any word on Fez?

[Misteriosa]

urban comes from the latin word for city: urbs, urbis

suburban means under the city (sub: under; urban: city)

i'll show myself out... http://www.unforumzed.com/images/smilies/nerd.gif

[Misteriosa]

Any word on Fez?

not that ive been able to notice. i remember "#where is fez" was trending yesterday.

[realmenhatelife]

urban comes from the latin word for city: urbs, urbis

suburban means under the city (sub: under; urban: city)

i'll show myself out... http://www.unforumzed.com/images/smilies/nerd.gif

Thats why they call weed urb, because you go but it in the city.

[Misteriosa]

"rabbit of seville" changed my life :thumbup:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-RwVyzCoX9vY/TX_66hSs3KI/AAAAAAAAARE/s9CQ4iFHs6A/s1600/rabbit1.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Any word on Fez?

Ron was talking about interviewing replacement Fezzes. That means Fez is coming back eventually.

[Misteriosa]

Speaking of euphemisms, how about "whatsyourprice.com" calling them "dates?"

those commercials annoy me.. :dry:

[jennysmurf]

"rabbit of seville" changed my life :thumbup:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-RwVyzCoX9vY/TX_66hSs3KI/AAAAAAAAARE/s9CQ4iFHs6A/s1600/rabbit1.jpg

Mine too! I hum it all the time. :happy:

[Dell]

Any word on Fez?

they're still working it...

[jennysmurf]

those commercials annoy me.. :dry:

Me too, I HAAAATE them. Paying for a date=prostitution.

[realmenhatelife]

But Gurians whole thing "What does urban mean? What am I, suburban?" makes so little sense.

[realmenhatelife]

Me too, I HAAAATE them. Paying for a date=prostitution.

I think that's understood which is why they say 'date.' And I also think those things are all scams anyway.

[deliciousV]

Don't compare Black Sabbath and Kiss, please.

"I AM IRON MAN", stupider than anything even KISS ever did. It's embarrassing to listen to.

[jennysmurf]

I think that's understood which is why they say 'date.' And I also think those things are all scams anyway.

They have to be.

[Misteriosa]

"I AM IRON MAN", stupider than anything even KISS ever did. It's embarrassing to listen to.

:popcorn:

[LeedsJr]

they're still working it...

I see what you did there.

[realmenhatelife]

They have to be.

It certainly isn't fostering a healthy attitude towards women. Fellas, we all know deep down what they are, lets just cut through the bullshit.






And the lyrics to Iron Man are certainly dumb but musically Black Sabbath is pretty amazing, even out of context.

[sailor]

urban comes from the latin word for city: urbs, urbis

suburban means under the city (sub: under; urban: city)

i'll show myself out... http://www.unforumzed.com/images/smilies/nerd.gif

But exurbs always sounds so douchey.

[LeedsJr]

But exurbs always sounds so douchey.

Yeah. It's like, why did they stop being urbs?

[deliciousV]

Thats why they call weed urb, because you go but it in the city.

Crazy talk

[LeedsJr]

Crazy talk



He's probably high.

[sailor]

He's probably high.

Dirty KISS fan.

[KC2OSO]

"I AM IRON MAN", stupider than anything even KISS ever did. It's embarrassing to listen to.
"I AM IRON MAN" Really? Are ye? That's like KISS singing LICK IT UP! What a bunch of stupid horse shit.

[deliciousV]

"I AM IRON MAN" Really? Are ye? That's like KISS singing LICK IT UP! What a bunch of stupid horse shit.

every time I hear that song I can hear Jimmy saying "are you", but he doesn't disrespect Ozzy like that, it's a little dishonest.

[Dell]

every time I hear that song I can hear Jimmy saying "are you", but he doesn't disrespect Ozzy like that, it's a little dishonest.

I remember some poor fool having the nerve to say he didn't like Black Sabbath...Jimmy yelled and screamed insults at the guy like a scorned middle-school girl, not letting the guy complete a sentence as he bombarded him with personal attacks (and of course his hysterical laughter at each of his insults)

[TimTimSalabim]

I remember some poor fool having the nerve to say he didn't like Black Sabbath...Jimmy yelled and screamed insults at the guy like a scorned middle-school girl, not letting the guy complete a sentence as he bombarded him with personal attacks (and of course his hysterical laughter at each of his insults)

Gee, I find that hard to believe Jimmy would act that way with a caller :laugh:

I don't dislike Sabbath, but I find their music to be kind of pedestrian and not worthy of having such a rabid fan base. Same way I feel about the Dead.

[Dell]

Gee, I find that hard to believe Jimmy would act that way with a caller :laugh:

I don't dislike Sabbath, but I find their music to be kind of pedestrian and not worthy of having such a rabid fan base. Same way I feel about the Dead.

we are apparently from the same bolt of cloth...I have a song here and there from both the Dead and Sabbath that I like but I cannot understand the cult-like loyalty they get from people

[underdog]

we are apparently from the same bolt of cloth...I have a song here and there from both the Dead and Sabbath that I like but I cannot understand the cult-like loyalty they get from people

I'm not cult like with my Sabbath love (I didn't even start listening to them until late in my 20s), but they were one of those bands that changed music. I can understand their cult-like loyalty they get from people.

[realmenhatelife]

One of the cool things about Sabbath is how disparate their influence has been. They are heavy and sludgey, they're groove and riff based, and there is a really strong vocal. So you can see how like Sleep, Pantera, Clutch, The Melvins, and Alice in Chains are all really different bands that are all taking something from Sabbath.