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realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 07:40 AM
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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.
1 866 Ron 0 Fez
I forgot to mention that yesterday they were playing a bit on rawldog that is exactly Ron's "everyone has a different machine gun sound" thing. Right down to the guy going to guys in the audience and making them do their different sounds.
I believe today will be the day they lay it on thick with where's Fez? since they're doing a three day weekend.
Going to see screaming females on Saturday, gonna be a jam.
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 07:52 AM
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realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 08:06 AM
I dont like the idea of Colbert taking over for Letterman.
Shouldn't it be in the spirit of Letterman, some outsider kindof like when Conan started? Letterman wasn't a huge likeable star in the beginning.
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 08:08 AM
Saw John Oates this morning and really thought it was billy bob thorton.
And I never realized how non texan Adam Goldberg is in Dazed and Confused. Oh, it's one of those famous, neurotic, nebeshy texan jews.
a tiger's night vision is six times better than a human's...#679
starting to cozy up to the Fez attacks...must mean we are going to have a new masked co-host
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 08:16 AM
Jesus it is astounding how bad saving a completely simple excel sheet will brick my fucking computer some days.
this interview with Billy Bob is making me sad...we may never hear Fez question and interact with the guests again
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 08:50 AM
Wow, that was a real shit bird double whammy, Ron tries to lay a trip on Chuck Wagon then goes right into running down a 'lesser city' and its' 'fake vacations.'
Seriously fuck Ron sometimes.
Wow, that was a real shit bird double whammy, Ron tries to lay a trip on Chuck Wagon then goes right into running down a 'lesser city' and its' 'fake vacations.'
Seriously fuck Ron sometimes.
it was definitely tongue-in-cheek...Ron has said he has never been to Fez's therapist
BTW, I saw Chuckwagoncook (Lenny) on Guy Fieri's Grocery Wars...he is definitely a character in real life
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 09:01 AM
it was definitely tongue-in-cheek...Ron has said he has never been to Fez's therapist
BTW, I saw Chuckwagoncook (Lenny) on Guy Fieri's Grocery Wars...he is definitely a character in real life
I'm more mad about the second thing. Even though I think he was really trying to lay a trip on him even though he was making it up.
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 09:01 AM
These Rihanna pictures were the ones I referenced yesterday. Everyone is so late.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:05 AM
These Rihanna pictures were the ones I referenced yesterday. Everyone is so late.
How hipster of you.
deliciousV
04-10-2014, 09:09 AM
These Rihanna pictures were the ones I referenced yesterday. Everyone is so late.
if you had provided a link, you be a hero right now instead of the IBang getting all the love.
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:10 AM
How hipster of you.
I was calling him a hipster before it was cool.
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 09:13 AM
How hipster of you.
I will no longer apologize for being hip.
if you had provided a link, you be a hero right now instead of the IBang getting all the love.
TMZ is probably getting all the love because I'm sure they just linked straight to it.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:15 AM
I was calling him a hipster before it was cool.
That makes you a hipster too, brah.
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:16 AM
That makes you a hipster too, brah.
That word is apparently now dead.
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 09:17 AM
That word is apparently now dead.
The mundanes have certainly run it into the ground.
PapaBear
04-10-2014, 09:19 AM
How hipster of you.
I was calling him a hipster before it was cool.
I called him a hipster before you were cool. And you were never cool!
I will no longer apologize for being hip.
You never apologized, and hipsters aren't hip.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:21 AM
Hey now...Whats with the message board being so small during the show...I remember back a few years ago we would get it up to 50-60 pages!!
Hmm...it sure felt good to get back on air today...just wish I had gotten Fezzie's home number. I really need to talk to him. There must of been some telephone glitch right before Ron was going to give it to me. That's all I can think.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:22 AM
Number 2
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:22 AM
Number 3
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:23 AM
post number 4 always requires a little typing. Due to the 30 second delay.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:23 AM
The mundanes have certainly run it into the ground.
I would answer, but I'm too busy enjoying all the hipster memes.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:24 AM
Post #5
+ Groin SHots+lovelyness
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:25 AM
Perhaps we can make six in a row
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:25 AM
I don't think it ever got to 50-60
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:26 AM
Way to contribute.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:26 AM
I don't think it ever got to 50-60
Never that I can remember. I just remember hoping not to get to page 12 for Disneyspy's picture. *shivers*
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:26 AM
I would answer, but I'm too busy enjoying all the hipster memes.
Jenny!!! You ruined all of it!!!! You are officially my new nemesis!!
I was going for 7IAR!!! (seven in a row) posts that is.
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:27 AM
Never that I can remember. I just remember hoping not to get to page 12 for Disneyspy's picture. *shivers*
Who bag?
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:28 AM
Never that I can remember. I just remember hoping not to get to page 12 for Disneyspy's picture. *shivers*
I remeber one day Gvac, Rhino, Toiletcrusher, DisneySpy and myself along with a castfull of others hit 54 pages in a listen thread.
I do belive I started that thread...either me or Chuckwagoncook. He's an asshole!!
PapaBear
04-10-2014, 09:28 AM
Who bag?
You said "bag".
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:29 AM
Are you talking about the "Page 12 Nude Pic"?...... I wonder where that all started?
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:30 AM
You said "bag".
lol
NO...seriously!!!!!
LOL!!!!!
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:31 AM
I remeber one day Gvac, Rhino, Toiletcrusher, DisneySpy and myself along with a castfull of others hit 54 pages in a listen thread.
I do belive I started that thread...either me or Chuckwagoncook. He's an asshole!!
They're all over at V3 now. I don't know if they do a listening thread there.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:32 AM
You said "bag".
We all saw what he typed. I was trying to let it pass, because it brings up a horrible image.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:32 AM
I don't think it ever got to 50-60
You were around then Sailor...it must of been 2007...maybe 2008...perhaps 2006. Is there anyway to find out what the longest paged listening thread ever was?
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:36 AM
Warrior is not dead.....His brother actually died.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:39 AM
Post 2
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:40 AM
Post 3
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:40 AM
I hope Fezzie's hearing all this "faggot" talk. :happy:
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:40 AM
Post 2
Seriously, knock the shit off.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:41 AM
Post IV
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:41 AM
Seriously, knock the shit off.
For what reason.? Be honest.
if the show has half the punch this segment did, it will be a good show to watch...welcome back Lenny
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:43 AM
I love when a bunch of comics come in and just sit around and talk. That's what I hope the show does more of.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:43 AM
Is it for the fact that sooooo many folks post here and you have trouble keeping track of them. Or is the fact that my trying to post 7IAR is really cuuting into the great conversation posts that happen.
Just trying to figure out why i can't have some fun...isn't that what this site is about. Enjoying yourself thru Ron and Fez?
I love when a bunch of comics come in and just sit around and talk. That's what I hope the show does more of.
exactly my hope as well...funny people having a conversation is the best part about the OnA format and one I hope they do more of on R&F
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:46 AM
I really hate this online player delay. I'm always over 5 minutes behind on the show.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:46 AM
if the show has half the punch this segment did, it will be a good show to watch...welcome back Lenny
Oh don't worry Dell...The Executive's here will send me down the road, ver soon, once again..for having fun and enjoying what the production abilities of a message board has to offer.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:47 AM
exactly my hope as well...funny people having a conversation is the best part about the OnA format and one I hope they do more of on R&F
That's what we've had a lot of lately, but I got a-scared when they started bringing in people like Paul Stanley and Billy Bob Thorton. I thought the move to Raw Dog would be just comics.
TimTimSalabim
04-10-2014, 09:48 AM
I really hate this online player delay. I'm always over 5 minutes behind on the show.
It takes time to filter through the interwebs
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 09:50 AM
That's what we've had a lot of lately, but I got a-scared when they started bringing in people like Paul Stanley and Billy Bob Thorton. I thought the move to Raw Dog would be just comics.
They've picked up a lot of the old format in the last few weeks. Hopefully they'll strike more of a balance instead of just reverting.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:50 AM
It takes time to filter through the interwebs
DO you think that the internet was faster...say 10 years ago when there where fewer websites and such? Do you think that the more websites and information and streaming slows down the internet?
Just a question to ponder...I think it nmght.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:51 AM
It takes time to filter through the interwebs
Must be lots of spiders in those webs.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:51 AM
I wish they would do more "Stunts".
Cause who doesn't love stunts?
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:54 AM
Must be lots of spiders in those webs.
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcollider.com%2Fcocoon-25th-anniversary-blu-ray-review%2F&h=0&w=0&tbnid=gvQY8t35QIUGeM&zoom=1&tbnh=184&tbnw=274&docid=MxHnrCmmgNR8zM&tbm=isch&client=firefox-a&ei=ENtGU43HHaGGyAHynICoAQ&ved=0CAUQsCUoAQ
DO you think that the internet was faster...say 10 years ago when there where fewer websites and such? Do you think that the more websites and information and streaming slows down the internet?
Just a question to ponder...I think it nmght.
I know the streaming has slowed down a lot of LAN's, but I haven't seen anything about overall internet speed...
TimTimSalabim
04-10-2014, 09:55 AM
DO you think that the internet was faster...say 10 years ago when there where fewer websites and such? Do you think that the more websites and information and streaming slows down the internet?
Just a question to ponder...I think it nmght.
Probably... I mean the capacity keeps increasing but it's probably always a little bit behind the demand. Capacity costs money, and people don't like spending money.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 09:56 AM
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcollider.com%2Fcocoon-25th-anniversary-blu-ray-review%2F&h=0&w=0&tbnid=gvQY8t35QIUGeM&zoom=1&tbnh=184&tbnw=274&docid=MxHnrCmmgNR8zM&tbm=isch&client=firefox-a&ei=ENtGU43HHaGGyAHynICoAQ&ved=0CAUQsCUoAQ
I am so glad whatever that is a picture of didn't post correctly. :help:
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:56 AM
I know the streaming has slowed down a lot of LAN's, but I haven't seen anything about overall internet speed...
Download speeds are so much faster nowadays.
Who the hell does Black Earl want to take over for Letterman? Byron Allen?
sailor
04-10-2014, 09:58 AM
Who the hell does Black Earl want to take over for Letterman? Byron Allen?
Steve Harvey?
Lenny
04-10-2014, 09:58 AM
I am so glad whatever that is a picture of didn't post correctly. :help:
You truly are funny!!!
This honestly made me laugh Jenny.:lol::lol::lol::lol:
BTW..it was just a picture of the old movie Cocoon. You know...webs....cocoons...bla, bla, bla
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 09:59 AM
DO you think that the internet was faster...say 10 years ago when there where fewer websites and such? Do you think that the more websites and information and streaming slows down the internet?
Just a question to ponder...I think it nmght.
Um, no.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:00 AM
Who the hell does Black Earl want to take over for Letterman? Byron Allen?
Well...Arsenio Hall is back...just saying...
Steve Harvey?
Nipsey Russell?
"I dreamed I ate spaghetti from dusk to dawn...when I awoke, my pajama string was gone"
http://www.guitarforums.com/images/smilies/rimshot.gif
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:01 AM
Um, no.
I'm sure you have more knowledge on this subject than I..I'll take your word on it. But will there ever be a "LIMIT" to the internet?
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:01 AM
Steve Harvey?
Is he still doing Family Feud?
TimTimSalabim
04-10-2014, 10:02 AM
Download speeds are so much faster nowadays.
Yeah, I mean a lot of it has to do with the fact that 10 years ago, people didn't try to watch HD streams on their computers and other myriad devices, because it wasn't technologically possible and/or those devices didn't exist. Now everyone expects to be able to stream anything anywhere anytime without a glitch, so our expectations have been raised enormously and we tend to forget what enormous progress has been made.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:02 AM
http://www.guitarforums.com/images/smilies/rimshot.gif:wallbash:
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 10:04 AM
Is he still doing Family Feud?
Yes.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:04 AM
Is he still doing Family Feud?
He still does a radio show...AM radio...I heard him on air this winter while I was working in Savannah, GA at the Bohemian on the River. The fellas would listen to him in the kitchen in the morning. Yes...the fellas in the kitchen where black.
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:04 AM
Yeah, I mean a lot of it has to do with the fact that 10 years ago, people didn't try to watch HD streams on their computers and other myriad devices, because it wasn't technologically possible and/or those devices didn't exist. Now everyone expects to be able to stream anything anywhere anytime without a glitch, so our expectations have been raised enormously and we tend to forget what enormous progress has been made.
I remember watching individual pics buffer.
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:05 AM
Is he still doing Family Feud?
I just remember he finished dead last in the ibang poll.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:05 AM
Yeah, I mean a lot of it has to do with the fact that 10 years ago, people didn't try to watch HD streams on their computers and other myriad devices, because it wasn't technologically possible and/or those devices didn't exist. Now everyone expects to be able to stream anything anywhere anytime without a glitch, so our expectations have been raised enormously and we tend to forget what enormous progress has been made.
True. Back in the day of dialup, I would click on a link, then go make a coffee. It would still be loading when I got back.
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 10:06 AM
I'm sure you have more knowledge on this subject than I..I'll take your word on it. But will there ever be a "LIMIT" to the internet?
There are limits to everything. Laws of physics. When it comes to computing power related to the internet, we've still got quite a ways to go.
deliciousV
04-10-2014, 10:08 AM
We all saw what he typed. I was trying to let it pass, because it brings up a horrible image.
that's your fault for google imaging it.
True. Back in the day of dialup, I would click on a link, then go make a coffee. It would still be loading when I got back.
I'm sure it wasn't with a Keurig...tell us more stories of the olden days
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:09 AM
I just remember he finished dead last in the ibang poll.
Let me get this straight...
I've never heard of the ibang poll...but from being a obvious reader...that's a poll on people that you would bang. right?
hahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha
fucking hilarious!!!! Cause it's true!!!
I forget how fun it was here..:lol::lol::lol::lol:
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:09 AM
that's your fault for google imaging it.
:annoyed:
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:10 AM
Ha, Ron said race instead of rape and everyone got quiet and refused to correct. Like, it was so blatant it was like a sting.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:10 AM
I'm sure it wasn't with a Keurig...tell us more stories of the olden days
It would take ALL WINTER to whittle his summer teeth.:blink:
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:10 AM
I'm sure it wasn't with a Keurig...tell us more stories of the olden days
Don't make me pinch you, old timer.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:13 AM
Why would they post ear videos on the IBang?
deliciousV
04-10-2014, 10:14 AM
That's what we've had a lot of lately, but I got a-scared when they started bringing in people like Paul Stanley and Billy Bob Thorton. I thought the move to Raw Dog would be just comics.
It's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction week, so that explains the Paul Stanley and the one they plan to run tomorrow on Best of. And O&A have had Billy Bob on, he's another one of those you just don't turn down. I actually enjoyed that segment, he's a pretty entertaining guy.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:14 AM
What is Ron talking about now? I can't hear anything...I ended going deaf last year due to a plumbing accident in a fracking facility in Colorado.
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:14 AM
Why would they post ear videos on the IBang?
At least they've moved on from videos of people dying everyday.
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:15 AM
I'm totally biased.
No shit.
Ha!
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 10:16 AM
Why would they post ear videos on the IBang?
What, exactly, is an "ear video"??
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:16 AM
At least they've moved on from videos of people dying everyday.
Perhaps ibang is not what i think it is...
now...it would be just as easy for me to google that shit...but I want to go old school with this one. I want to just imagine what ibang is...or hear from friends what it is.
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 10:17 AM
Why would they post ear videos on the IBang?
Probably because it was on Reddit.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:17 AM
At least they've moved on from videos of people dying everyday.
I didn't go over there out of principle, but now that they're on Facebook, they'll link stuff to the IBang, so I check it out. I will not be checking that one out. :blink:
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:17 AM
Perhaps this should work....perhaps we should all post a picture of ourselfs from years gone back. When we all seemed a bit more beautiful.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:18 AM
What, exactly, is an "ear video"??
Hicks apparently posted an "infected ear" video that shows nasty things coming out of an ear.
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:19 AM
I didn't go over there out of principle, but now that they're on Facebook, they'll link stuff to the IBang, so I check it out. I will not be checking that one out. :blink:
I just mean they were bringing them up on the air everyday.
I didn't go over there out of principle, but now that they're on Facebook, they'll link stuff to the IBang, so I check it out. I will not be checking that one out. :blink:
I made a mistake of looking at the ear infection still shots...no chance I'm watching a video of it
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disgusted/grand/barf.gif
PapaBear
04-10-2014, 10:21 AM
I remember watching individual pics buffer.
Unless you're talking animated gifs, pics never buffered. They just took a shitload of time to download.
I remember printing this...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_brnsSwFpzDo/S_GRQ7JvWXI/AAAAAAAAAM4/XC8JpP2kbkA/s320/%C3%A5+laetitia-casta_85.jpg
On a dot matrix printer.
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 10:21 AM
Hicks apparently posted an "infected ear" video that shows nasty things coming out of an ear.
Well, that sounds perfectly disgusting.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:22 AM
Unless you're talking animated gifs, pics never buffered. They just took a shitload of time to download.
I remember printing this...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_brnsSwFpzDo/S_GRQ7JvWXI/AAAAAAAAAM4/XC8JpP2kbkA/s320/%C3%A5+laetitia-casta_85.jpg
On a dot matrix printer.
It seems she forgot to button her pants. Someone tell her "XYZ."
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:23 AM
Unless you're talking animated gifs, pics never buffered. They just took a shitload of time to download.
I remember printing this...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_brnsSwFpzDo/S_GRQ7JvWXI/AAAAAAAAAM4/XC8JpP2kbkA/s320/%C3%A5+laetitia-casta_85.jpg
On a dot matrix printer.
Buffering was just shorthand (or an anachronism) for how a pic would load line-by-line.
Well, that sounds perfectly disgusting.
yep...
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:23 AM
Well, that sounds perfectly disgusting.
According to Dell, it is.
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:23 AM
I know I'll regret it, but "xyz?"
It seems she forgot to button her pants. Someone tell her "XYZ."
silly...that would be "XYB"
TimTimSalabim
04-10-2014, 10:25 AM
Unless you're talking animated gifs, pics never buffered. They just took a shitload of time to download.
I remember printing this...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_brnsSwFpzDo/S_GRQ7JvWXI/AAAAAAAAAM4/XC8JpP2kbkA/s320/%C3%A5+laetitia-casta_85.jpg
On a dot matrix printer.
That was our web porn back in the day.
jennysmurf
04-10-2014, 10:25 AM
I know I'll regret it, but "xyz?"
I don't remember why, but in elementary school, if someone forgot to zip their fly, you'd say "XYZ."
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:26 AM
Unless you're talking animated gifs, pics never buffered. They just took a shitload of time to download.
I remember printing this...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_brnsSwFpzDo/S_GRQ7JvWXI/AAAAAAAAAM4/XC8JpP2kbkA/s320/%C3%A5+laetitia-casta_85.jpg
On a dot matrix printer.
Excellent choice. How was the finished product?
I don't remember why, but in elementary school, if someone forgot to zip their fly, you'd say "XYZ."
eXamine Your Zipper...
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:28 AM
I bet that she LOVED George Micheal.
PapaBear
04-10-2014, 10:29 AM
Examine your zipper!
Made no sense to me. The person saying it, is the one examining it.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:29 AM
Dell was a HUGE George Micheal fan...tell us all about it Dell.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:31 AM
Examine your zipper!
Made no sense to me. The person saying it, is the one examining it.
Yah..of course they are. But your telling the other fella to examine their zipper.
Cause God knows your not going to go up and zip it for them.
PapaBear
04-10-2014, 10:31 AM
eXamine Your Zipper...
You and your fancy capital letter juxtaposing!:furious:
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 10:31 AM
Buffering was just shorthand (or an anachronism) for how a pic would load line-by-line.
I know what you mean, like it was printing on a dot matrix printer. I dont know what you call it either.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:31 AM
And then......Ron says that!!!
Dell was a HUGE George Micheal fan...tell us all about it Dell.
lies...George Michael and I were NEVER in the same state, much less the same public bathroom
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:34 AM
Does everyone agree that The Ultimate Warrior is actually dead? Or do you think this might be a gimmick...albeit a bad one...but still a gimmick that the Warrior wanted so he could say thank you then live the rest of his life in peace?
realmenhatelife
04-10-2014, 10:35 AM
The Warriors, sick reference indeed.
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:36 AM
The Warriors, sick reference indeed.
Brah
"Hicks is high on pre-cum." :laugh:
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:37 AM
lies...George Michael and I were NEVER in the same state, much less the same public bathroom
Come on now Dell....that's just not the truth. Frankly....I've heard from sources such as your wife, your minister, your doctor and your bartender that you and George Micheal...well, you know....
just tell us...let it out...
It's OK...we won't judge.b
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:37 AM
"Hicks is high on pre-cum." :laugh:
Look at you and your fancy quotes.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:41 AM
Just to tell....Pre-cum tastes better than actual CUM. It's less salty and thinner..Not as thick..but just as sticky...and ladies....pre-cum can get you pregnant just as easy as pro-cum.
:smoke:
deliciousV
04-10-2014, 10:41 AM
Come on now Dell....that's just not the truth. Frankly....I've heard from sources such as your wife, your minister, your doctor and your bartender that you and George Micheal...well, you know....
just tell us...let it out...
It's OK...we won't judge.b
Kind of an attention whore, ain't ya?
that was one strange PSA...
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:42 AM
6 Years....140 Posts. Priceless!!!
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:44 AM
Kind of an attention whore, ain't ya?
thank You for your attention. I really need it. I never get enough.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:47 AM
So tell me about something...Rhino contacted me today and said Fezzie might not be coming back to the show.. Can anyone fill me in on whats happening..
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:47 AM
I heard that Ron put him on probation of some sort?......
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 10:48 AM
Just to tell....Pre-cum tastes better than actual CUM. It's less salty and thinner..Not as thick..but just as sticky...and ladies....pre-cum can get you pregnant just as easy as pro-cum.
:smoke:
Um, no, it can't.
Is Lenny really a dude? Cause if so, then I might have hit bottom. Not with drinking, of course, but with .Net. As a matter of fact, I may need to go to the pub to cleanse myself in alcohol... :drunk:
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:48 AM
I know that Fez hasn't really been pulling his weight the last few years...
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:49 AM
Um, no, it can't.
Is Lenny really a dude? Cause if so, then I might have hit bottom. Not with drinking, of course, but with .Net. As a matter of fact, I may need to go to the pub to cleanse myself in alcohol... :drunk:
I'll be whatever you want me to be LeedsJr....:wink:
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:50 AM
It's still hard to pull 7IAR.
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 10:51 AM
So tell me about something...Rhino contacted me today and said Fezzie might not be coming back to the show.. Can anyone fill me in on whats happening..
I heard that Ron put him on probation of some sort?......
Double secret probation??
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:51 AM
I thought it would be easy with all the tards here...goes to show who's wrong.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:52 AM
Double secret probation??
So....there's a secret...INSIDE a secret about why he's on probation?
This sounds serious.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:53 AM
From what I understand...some of this might of started with me. But I don't agree...I have been nothing but a gentleman to him.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:54 AM
I blame all the imitators..the ones that are want-a-be's.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:55 AM
And what about Ron himself.....isn't he to blame?
sailor
04-10-2014, 10:55 AM
Goodnight kids.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:56 AM
Davey Mac has alot to do with this...how come he's not on trial?
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:58 AM
Um, no, it can't.
And just to let you know.....it can. Just perhaps your week ass pre-cum doesn't have the soldiers to take on the war.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 10:59 AM
How much would it cost for you to eat a dears eyeball? Raw of course...fresh out of the skull.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 11:00 AM
I ate one once for 14.75.....i was not delicious.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 11:01 AM
As a matter of fact...I burped an hour later and it smelled like fish.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 11:01 AM
Or was it rusty pennies...it was so long ago.
deliciousV
04-10-2014, 11:02 AM
6 Years....140 Posts. Priceless!!!
and still managed to help run the page count up to 54, once upon a time.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 11:02 AM
Anywho.....that's....
all I have for you taoday guys.
I love you all very much and hope to see on here once again three years from now..
All my love,
Chef Lenny from The Food Network
Lenny
04-10-2014, 11:04 AM
and still managed to help run the page count up to 54, once upon a time.
ten bucks says that todays post count has been the largest in a while.. I like to make things happen..
no hate..no questions.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 11:08 AM
:king:
TimTimSalabim
04-10-2014, 11:21 AM
They're probably offering Fez $150 per show.
Lenny
04-10-2014, 11:29 AM
That's god right?
I mean...that's $150 bucks...pre-tax mind you.
TimTimSalabim
04-10-2014, 11:46 AM
That's god right?
I mean...that's $150 bucks...pre-tax mind you.
Righteous bucks! And typically what they pay at Sirius unless your name is Stern.
LeedsJr
04-10-2014, 11:55 AM
So, Sirius would only pay god $150?
Damn! They're tight!
deliciousV
04-10-2014, 12:50 PM
ten bucks says that todays post count has been the largest in a while.. I like to make things happen..
no hate..no questions.
we had about the same amount of normal, sensible, on the subject posts. Then a bunch of nonsensical rambling mixed in here and there.
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