Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/15/14 - The Inevitable

[realmenhatelife]

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Fez update?

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[jennysmurf]

I'd like there to be a Fez update, but I'm not going to be able to listen until an hour or so after they start. So, I'd like them to make all of you wait until I can be back to hear what's up with Fez Marie.

[realmenhatelife]

I'd like there to be a Fez update, but I'm not going to be able to listen until an hour or so after they start. So, I'd like them to make all of you wait until I can be back to hear what's up with Fez Marie.

Maybe Gurian is bringing in Barry Soble first thing.


Actually I'd like to know what Barry Soble is up to.

[jennysmurf]

Maybe Gurian is bringing in Barry Soble first thing.


Actually I'd like to know what Barry Soble is up to.

I imagine they will make us wait as long as possible for any payoff. This time, I don't mind, cause I hate to be tardy to the party.

[Dell]

Maybe Gurian is bringing in Barry Soble first thing.


Actually I'd like to know what Barry Soble is up to.

I now dream of the day when Gurian just schedules the guests and keeps his unfunny self off the show...nooners buddays :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I imagine they will make us wait as long as possible for any payoff. This time, I don't mind, cause I hate to be tardy to the party.

You've already been tardy numerous times, so you're actually retardy.

[jennysmurf]

You've already been tardy numerous times, so you're actually retardy.

:laugh: I hate you.

[sailor]

I hate to be tardy to the party.

Would that make you pardy or tarty?

[Dell]

honeybees have hair on their eyes...#767

NO WONDER THEY ARE SO CRANKY...:wink:

[A.J.]

honeybees have hair on their eyes...#767

Like this?

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[Fugitive]

The fizz is out of the Fez fade away story. Either way will be anti-climactic. Sort of appropriate since Fez's sex life is anti-climactic.

[Dell]

Like this?

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f3/2b/b0/f32bb0c89e63dbb964931327c072c882.jpg

Eunice Lovelle Wentworth Howell...what a fox!

[realmenhatelife]

His name is still in the intro, that's something.



Actually it would be very corporate culture to have done all that belly aching about "imaging" to just have to scrap it all after only a few months.


Wow, the show is extra vapey sounding today.

[realmenhatelife]

Intern Dabba.

[LeedsJr]

I imagine they will make us wait as long as possible for any payoff. This time, I don't mind, cause I hate to be tardy to the party.



Payoff? This show don't do payoffs, silly.

[Dell]

Intern Dabba.

almost as bad as Gurian...I sure hope she chooses to not reproduce

[realmenhatelife]

almost as bad as Gurian...I sure hope she chooses to not reproduce

She's better than Staten Island Anna.

I did get my hopes up that it was Molly, though.

[Dell]

She's better than Staten Island Anna.

I did get my hopes up that it was Molly, though.

me too...such a letdown

[Dell]

I'm in the camp of people that don't believe anything Ron says...I think this April 6 medical treatment was always the plan and the rest is just carney (he's always had a contract)

[A.J.]

That sucks that Fez's health is getting shitty again.

[disgruntledsherpa]

She's better than Staten Island Anna.

I did get my hopes up that it was Molly, though.

Staten Island Anna, Molly, Little Red Hair Girl, Dana. All seemed to be a very bad character played by the same lousy actress.

All were awful.

[disgruntledsherpa]

I'm in the camp of people that don't believe anything Ron says...I think this April 6 medical treatment was always the plan and the rest is just carney (he's always had a contract)

Who makes a plan for Medical Treatment five months in advance?

[realmenhatelife]

Staten Island Anna, Molly, Little Red Hair Girl, Dana. All seemed to be a very bad character played by the same lousy actress.

All were awful.

I forgot about Little Red Hair Girl, I dont think I liked her either.


The girls dont even touch the terribleness of their guy interns.

[disgruntledsherpa]

I forgot about Little Red Hair Girl, I dont think I liked her either.


The girls dont even touch the terribleness of their guy interns.

Oh, and Castro. She was the worst.

Honestly, Rustin and Matty Ice were the only interns male or female I thought were any good. And Rustin fell apart by the end of his internship. Popcorn was cool only because he was so awful that his and Fez's fued becamse good radio for awhile.

Steve Tison was entertaing I guess. The rest are/were just dreadful. Ron's fasicnation with what some 20 year old, bored and boring chick thinks about life I always found to be the most boring parts of the show.

[realmenhatelife]

Who makes a plan for Medical Treatment five months in advance?

He might've said I'm going to take that time to get checked out or may have gotten checked out previously and they scheduled a colonoscopy or something exploratory like that for his stomach a few months in advance.

My brother has an endocrinologist and they're notoriously hard to get appointments at.

[Dell]

Who makes a plan for Medical Treatment five months in advance?

diabetics...heart patients...

(my retina treatments, all four weeks of them, were scheduled a year in advance)

[disgruntledsherpa]

He might've said I'm going to take that time to get checked out or may have gotten checked out previously and they scheduled a colonoscopy or something exploratory like that for his stomach a few months in advance.

My brother has an endocrinologist and they're notoriously hard to get appointments at.

Fair enough.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, and Castro. She was the worst.

Honestly, Rustin and Matty Ice were the only interns male or female I thought were any good. And Rustin fell apart by the end of his internship. Popcorn was cool only because he was so awful that his a Fez's fued becamse good radio for awhile.

Steve Tison was entertaing I guess. The rest are/were just dreadful. Ron's fasicnation with what some 20 year old, bored and boring chick thinks about life I always found to be the most boring parts of the show.

Matty Ice was terrible, what was the other wormy sports guy they had who did that terrible mini show with shelby? Hated that guy. Scotty too hotty I fucking despised. Popcorn was terrible.

Shelby, UCB Fred, Catholic Joe were the only good guys, Rustin was good but they were laughing at him not with him. His melt down was really odd.



And I didn't hate Castro but she was infuriating. She just needed to grow up a bit.

[Dell]

He might've said I'm going to take that time to get checked out or may have gotten checked out previously and they scheduled a colonoscopy or something exploratory like that for his stomach a few months in advance.

My brother has an endocrinologist and they're notoriously hard to get appointments at.

I'm diabetic and I know the really good endocrinologist are extremely booked...when you have to have your endocrinologist coordinate some testing with another specialist, you are looking at months and months of advanced planning

[Recyclerz]

I'm in the camp of people that don't believe anything Ron says...I think this April 6 medical treatment was always the plan and the rest is just carney (he's always had a contract)

I'm in the camp that Ron just carneys up what gets brought to him. If he was planning this ahead of time I have to believe this would more entertaining. I've known people like Fez before and they tend to do everything to keep from getting fired except actually doing their jobs.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm diabetic and I know the really good endocrinologist are extremely booked...when you have to have your endocrinologist coordinate some testing with another specialist, you are looking at months and months of advanced planning

He says it always takes forever to get an appointment and they're always running just hours late.

We live in a big metro area too, you'd think there would be more of them around.

[realmenhatelife]

Letting Chris make hiring decisions is not a good idea. Dude has zero administrative capabilities.

[Dell]

He says it always takes forever to get an appointment and they're always running just hours late.

We live in a big metro area too, you'd think there would be more of them around.

I've been with one of our area's more popular endocrinologist for years now and you don't miss an appointment because it will be months before the reschedule and you take a book to your appointment because it will be at least an hour before the nurse calls you back to wait in the next room...hear it is the same story across the country

[disgruntledsherpa]

Letting Chris make hiring decisions is not a good idea. Dude has zero administrative capabilities.

The thing I found so fascinating about the December craziness was Ron yelling at Hicks about Pepper begging for help, they hired Marc Zito to be Hicks' employee an Hicks refused to work with him and then he pretty much went through the same thing with Pips.

[Dell]

The thing I found so fascinating about the December craziness was Ron yelling at Hicks about Pepper begging for help, they hired Marc Zito to be Hicks' employee an Hicks refused to work with him and then he pretty much went through the same thing with Pips.

I've seen that before...people need the help but don't know how to let someone help them

I think it's a "control" issue...Chris cannot relinquish control

[sailor]

Ron should ask kamau about earl thinking he should get letterman's gig.

[sailor]

Shelby: smash or trash?

[realmenhatelife]

I've seen that before...people need the help but don't know how to let someone help them

I think it's a "control" issue...Chris cannot relinquish control

Yeah Chris very clearly does not know how to delegate anything and it causes lots of problems. Ron and Fez both dont help and undercut him, but he backs down where he should be more assertive.

[LeedsJr]

Ron should ask kamau about earl thinking he should get letterman's gig.



Who?

[realmenhatelife]

You love New York Movies? You're kidding!

[sailor]

Matty Ice was terrible, what was the other wormy sports guy they had who did that terrible mini show with shelby? Hated that guy. Scotty too hotty I fucking despised. Popcorn was terrible.

Shelby, UCB Fred, Catholic Joe were the only good guys, Rustin was good but they were laughing at him not with him. His melt down was really odd.



And I didn't hate Castro but she was infuriating. She just needed to grow up a bit.

Anonymous girl intern and anonymous boy intern are all interchangeable. I don't see how people tell them apart.

[sailor]

Who?

Host of Ron & Fez.

[LeedsJr]

Host of Ron & Fez.

I see what you did there.

[realmenhatelife]

So nice to hear a comic be genuine about being offensive.

[sailor]

So nice to hear a comic be genuine about being offensive.

No comment. Happy, Jenn?!

[sailor]

I see what you did there.

Vibe manager? Gap-toothed, late night funnyman?

[realmenhatelife]

No comment. Happy, Jenn?!

She's never satisfied.

[sailor]

Funny that letterman did come up in their convo.

[sailor]

She's never satisfied.

Slut! ;)

[LeedsJr]

Vibe manager? Gap-toothed, late night funnyman?

I cannot read "vibe manager" without shaking my head and laughing.

[sailor]

She's never satisfied.

Maybe she's just like my mother?

[LeedsJr]

Maybe she's just like my mother?

Why do we scream at each other?

[TimTimSalabim]

Maybe she's just like my mother?

I'm just like my father, but I am much worse.

[Dell]

yes...let's take a boring phone call about a boring interview we did last week

Blowhard, you are on the air...

[sailor]

yes...let's take a boring phone call about a boring interview we did last week

Blowhard, you are on the air...

What interview?

[Dell]

What interview?

Dave Clark 3...:thumbdown:

[LeedsJr]

Dave Clark 3...:thumbdown:

Did 2 of them die or something?

[realmenhatelife]

Did 2 of them die or something?

It's gotta be more than 2 by this point.

[realmenhatelife]

I actually would believe Fez is in the booth because I dont think Norece would've pulled the board gossip or the Branded music on her own.

[Fugitive]

The diagnosis is in...Fez has lockjaw.

[Dell]

Did 2 of them die or something?

HA, this happened in my mind during the interview...he kept referring to them as DC5 which made the aerospace engineer in me keep thinking about the DC-3 aircraft especially with them referring to their aircraft as DC5

oh well...more than just a typo

[disgruntledsherpa]

"Fez is at death's door."

[Dell]

that's so funny, I remember picking up a carton of Benson and Hedges 100 for my mother-in-law and two cartons of Camel unfiltered for her mother when we visited way back in the day...Yorktown had a bunch of discount cigarette shops on Highway 17

[realmenhatelife]

The Shark! The vocal effect he's using is eerie.

[Dell]

that was not Sharks first attack at Raw Dog...was it?

[realmenhatelife]

that was not Sharks first attack at Raw Dog...was it?

He's been on unscreened calls for sure.

[LeedsJr]

that was not Sharks first attack at Raw Dog...was it?

It's pronounced "Rawl dawg"

[Dell]

they are really going back to the musician and movie interviews of late...not my fondest memories of their old format

edit: with the IBang I thought Ron and Fez would rip through the stories like they did the "news" segment during their wjfk show...I don't know that they had a name for that segment but it was my wife's favorite part of their show - hearing Fez be catty about any woman in a story

[realmenhatelife]

This film has one thing in common with Ron then.

[deliciousV]

they are really going back to the musician and movie interviews of late...not my fondest memories of their old format



yeah, this annoys me too. Even the time spent with the comedian earlier was an RBI, rather than a panel. I was hoping they would stick to it, but they appear to slipping into the old aging rock stars and who gives a fuck directors. Bummer.

[A.J.]

edit: with the IBang I thought Ron and Fez would rip through the stories like they did the "news" segment during their wjfk show...I don't know that they had a name for that segment but it was my wife's favorite part of their show - hearing Fez be catty about any woman in a story

"Fastest Hour in Radio" 12-1, M-F before they did their full evening show.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm thinking maybe it wont be as heavy once Fez is back. I'm not super fond of it either but to be fair they are short handed and these are ways they can fill time.

[Dell]

"Fastest Hour in Radio" 12-1, M-F before they did their full evening show.

I don't know if I imagined a big board with stick-em notes that guided them through that segment or if they said they actually used one...used to also love when Fez dropped in on Don and Mike and flirted relentlessly with Buzz Burbank - "let me show you a little thing I call reverse cowboy" :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Box of Moonlight is a fun movie, seen it a bunch of times on TV.

[realmenhatelife]

I always suspected that Egg Creams sucked.

[foodcourtdruide]

I listen on delay.. Dana literally just said that napping increases death by 1/3rd.

...

[LeedsJr]

I always suspected that Egg Creams sucked.

Um, no.

[Dell]

I listen on delay.. Dana literally just said that napping increases death by 1/3rd.

...

may be the dumbest person ever on that show...and that would be a feat

[LeedsJr]

I listen on delay.. Dana literally just said that napping increases death by 1/3rd.

...

Dabba is really dumb. That's part of her charm.

[realmenhatelife]

Um, no.

I've never had one so I admit that. I'm just saying when I see them get made on TV I always thought "I dont get the big deal."

[A.J.]

edit: with the IBang I thought Ron and Fez would rip through the stories like they did the "news" segment during their wjfk show...I don't know that they had a name for that segment but it was my wife's favorite part of their show - hearing Fez be catty about any woman in a story

"Fastest Hour in Radio" 12-1, M-F before they did their full evening show.

I don't know if I imagined a big board with stick-em notes that guided them through that segment or if they said they actually used one...used to also love when Fez dropped in on Don and Mike and flirted relentlessly with Buzz Burbank - "let me show you a little thing I call reverse cowboy" :laugh:

I loved when they did crossover shows on WJFK. I thought they should do "Don and Fez" for football talk and "Ron and Mike" for general stuff.

Curtoid used to quote one of Fez's best lines: "Don, we have a lot in common: we both love football, Batman and your son Bart."

[Dell]

before I knew I was diabetic (I was 21) I went from 180 lbs to 140 lbs over about six months...when your body cannot use the sugar for energy it uses the fats and then proteins (not a healthy way to lose weight)

[realmenhatelife]

Ok, interviewing David Bowies ex wife is not auspicious for the direction of the show.

[realmenhatelife]

Melissa Stetten did an episode of Mental Illness Happy Hour in part discussing her poor relationship choices. I wonder if Anthony comes up.

[Dell]

I loved when they did crossover shows on WJFK. I thought they should do "Don and Fez" for football talk and "Ron and Mike" for general stuff.

Curtoid used to quote one of Fez's best lines: "Don, we have a lot in common: we both love football, Batman and your son Bart."

HA, I remember Don laughing at the same time chastising Fez for talking about Bart...I think Don laughed harder than anyone I've heard with Fez

[LeedsJr]

Ok, interviewing David Bowies ex wife is not auspicious for the direction of the show.

Fast paced! Comedy based! No more reality show drama!

[LeedsJr]

I've never had one so I admit that. I'm just saying when I see them get made on TV I always thought "I dont get the big deal."

They're not as big a deal as some make them out to be, but they certainly don't suck.

[deliciousV]

I'm thinking maybe it wont be as heavy once Fez is back. I'm not super fond of it either but to be fair they are short handed and these are ways they can fill time.

I'm hoping this is correct, I know that when they first moved over to Raw Dawg, they were playing Ron's film related interviews on another channel, maybe he's convinced them to let him fill time with some non-comedy stuff for the time being. I can't imagine that Sirius wants this to be the direction of the channel long term.

[sailor]

I always suspected that Egg Creams sucked.

Seriously, sheer lunacy. I don't care what Jenn writes, truth needs to be typed.

[jennysmurf]

So nice to hear a comic be genuine about being offensive.

No comment. Happy, Jenn?!

She's never satisfied.

Slut! ;)

Both of you just earned a pinch in a sensitive place.:annoyed:

[sailor]

Both of you just earned a pinch in a sensitive place.:annoyed:

But the smiley!

[jennysmurf]

But the smiley!

Too little, too late.

[PapaBear]

may be the dumbest person ever on that show...and that would be a feat
ESD when told that icing can be homemade, and not just bought in a jar... "How is that even possible?"

[Melk]

ESD when told that icing can be homemade, and not just bought in a jar... "How is that even possible?"
To be fair to Dave, most of his comedy is him babbling and hoping to rub up against funny.

He thinks his mother's box cake is a family recipe

[Dell]

He thinks his mother's box is a family recipe

yuck!

[sailor]

Too little, too late.

You can't very well put the smiley (cart) in front of the zinger (horse).

[Melk]

yuck!
Today's Beanie Box goes to....

Dell.

[jennysmurf]

Today's Beanie Box goes to....

Dell.

I'd say not to encourage him, but I just made a very similar joke in today's listening thread. Carry on.