Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/17/14 - Tally

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

I think they're on atleast until 2 today, right? Or may they pretaped.

[sailor]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

I think they're on atleast until 2 today, right? Or may they pretaped.

May they did.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

"Hire the handicapped. They are fun to watch." - Redd Foxx

[realmenhatelife]

May they did.

I do that a lot, I find that one of my most common typos is just dropping words. I just typed this last sentence and skipped "that." Like poor handwriting it is often the sign of a person who is thinking faster than they are writing or typing.

[realmenhatelife]

What if the O&A unmast is 60 minutes of poster talk? That would be kindof admirable.

Or, 60 minutes on cronuts.

[realmenhatelife]

2 ulcers 10 stents and gout. Wow.

[Dell]

what causes gout...I always thought it was from alcohol abuse

and...has anyone seen a pic of the O&A poster?

[Recyclerz]

2 ulcers 10 stents and gout. Wow.

The silver lining is that after 10 the next Stent is free.

[realmenhatelife]

what causes gout...I always thought it was from alcohol abuse

and...has anyone seen a pic of the O&A poster?

Just reading up, that's not the predominate cause. Genetics and if Fez has bad kidneys from his 'betes.

[Warren Peace]

Is there a such thing as assisted living for the gheys?

[Dell]

Just reading up, that's not the predominate cause. Genetics and if Fez has bad kidneys from his 'betes.

yeah, I just did the same thing...I had only known one person before with gout and he was a bad alcoholic (how's that for jumping to a conclusion)

[sailor]

Id think they wouldnt want to cut him open until needed, perhaps.

[Warren Peace]

Dietary Advice from Ron Bennington :wacko:

[Dell]

wow, the author of the page I went to must have talked to HRJ first...

For many people, gout means one thing: PAIN. Some people with gout describe the pain of an attack as so excruciating that they cringe at the thought of putting a sheet over their foot at night, never mind putting on their shoes and walking around during the day.

[realmenhatelife]

Dietary Advice from Ron Bennington :wacko:

Icey Juice

[realmenhatelife]

Fez really does remind me of my grandmother.

[realmenhatelife]

Idiocracy is funny but I'm really tired of people acting like they're smart for liking it.



And Ron's inability to say Idiocracy is priceless.

[LeedsJr]

what causes gout...I always thought it was from alcohol abuse

and...has anyone seen a pic of the O&A poster?


I don't have gout.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't have gout.

But how's your grout?

[Dell]

I kinda remember "selfie" being a term for masturbation...makes me giggle when I hear things like Ron saying his mother just got a selfie from his brother

[realmenhatelife]

Companies do need social media people but those are also the first jobs they fold into other jobs when stuff gets tough. I think my company has posted and then eliminated social media jobs like 3 times in the past 5 years.

[sailor]

Companies do need social media people but those are also the first jobs they fold into other jobs when stuff gets tough. I think my company has posted and then eliminated social media jobs like 3 times in the past 5 years.

Crazy they think its crazy to need a social media person. Is it crazy to need a pr person (no, not THAT type)?

[sailor]

Ratched means heartless battle-ax, like the nurse. Right, blowhard?

[realmenhatelife]

Crazy they think its crazy to need a social media person. Is it crazy to need a pr person (no, not THAT type)?

They dont promote themselves is why. Or sell their ad time.

[sailor]

They dont promote themselves is why. Or sell their ad time.

You mean ron?

[A.J.]

That "Free To Be You and Me" music still makes me cringe after 40 years.

[LeedsJr]

That "Free To Be You and Me" music still makes me cringe after 40 years.

Wow. That is a SERIOUSLY long song.

[Dell]

Marlo Thomas interview about a book...this is going to be SOOOO funny :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

You mean ron?

Yes and to a lesser extent O&A.

[realmenhatelife]

Marlo Thomas interview about a book...this is going to be SOOOO funny :dry:

Gurian should come in and ask her about terminal illnesses.

[sailor]

Yes and to a lesser extent O&A.

I thought at first you meant the social media or pr and got totes confused.

[Dell]

I thought at first you meant the social media or pr and got totes confused.

it's so cute when you and Jenny use "totes" for totally...you youngins :dry:

[sailor]

it's so cute when you and Jenny use "totes" for totally...you youngins :dry:

I use it very ironically.

[CountryBob]

everytime I see "totes" I think that someone is carrying something...
Granny totes her jelly down to the side of the road to sell.

[realmenhatelife]

everytime I see "totes" I think that someone is carrying something...
Granny totes her jelly down to the side of the road to sell.

I dont know if that's a coincidence or not but that's almost exactly what Marlo Thomas is talking about.



I think of the gloves and socks.





And I'd kindof like to get Tommy Z in there opposite Marlo Thomas so he can horrify her with a lot of cougar talk.

[CountryBob]

has anyone every had mama mancini meatballs? Are they good or shit?
Ive heard the commercial for a year now and I have to know....:wallbash:

[sailor]

everytime I see "totes" I think that someone is carrying something...
Granny totes her jelly down to the side of the road to sell.

First time i heard that one i thought it was "toast/jelly"

Fuckin' starvin'

[LeedsJr]

I dont know if that's a coincidence or not but that's almost exactly what Marlo Thomas is talking about.



I think of the gloves and socks.





And I'd kindof like to get Tommy Z in there opposite Marlo Thomas so he can horrify her with a lot of cougar talk.

If you actually want to hear Tommy Z, I think the show might have finally bottomed out.

[deliciousV]

everytime I see "totes" I think that someone is carrying something...
Granny totes her jelly down to the side of the road to sell.

There use to be a product called Totes , they were rubber shoe covers, seems like they rolled up or something.

[realmenhatelife]

First time i heard that one i thought it was "toast/jelly"

Fuckin' starvin'

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If you actually want to hear Tommy Z, I think the show might have finally bottomed out.


The culture clash would be fantastic. Ofcourse the trade off is then you have 2 additional hours of Tommy Z and Ron talking 'sticks' and the persecution of smokers.

[sailor]

Always hated that song.

[CountryBob]

Spidermin, spidermin :thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

Always hated that song.

Yeah the whole band stinks not that that song is indicative of the rest of their output.

[sailor]

Spidermin, spidermin :thumbdown:

Anti-semite

[realmenhatelife]

Marvel was more successful with teams, DC solo. But this Batman vs Superman thing is going to set up their greater universe.

[realmenhatelife]

It's experienced in a different way and there is a clash. Ron singing with Rufus Wainwright is the same experience to him as instagramming it is to some young kid. It's a way to obtain the experience. And even though he's saying he doesn't say it's better or worse, he's saying it's worse.

I make no bones that I dont like it either but thats also not my experience, not would I have been into going to woodstock in 1969 and I was never mad that rock radio wasn't relevant to me.

[realmenhatelife]

Humbert Humbert had the same problem, Ron.

[Dell]

Anti-semite

anti-spidite, too...:dry:

[CountryBob]

Anti-semite

Im not anti semite - just don't like that kind of humor. And hearing that accent drives me bonkers!

anti-spidite, too...:dry:

HAHA - this made me luff :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Mexican, no brainer.

[LeedsJr]

Mexican, no brainer.

Racist.

[realmenhatelife]

Pasta carbonara origin Lazio Italy. Speak for yourself Ron.

[sailor]

Im not anti semite - just don't like that kind of humor. And hearing that accent drives me bonkers!

HAHA - this made me luff :laugh:

Was joke based on your text, not hearing any audio. Your reply makes me think i'm partly right.

[sailor]

Mexican, no brainer.

What's query?

[sailor]

Racist.

Against whites. We went over this the other day.

[sailor]

Pasta carbonara origin Lazio Italy. Speak for yourself Ron.

He spoke for pasta or Lazio?

[sailor]

4iar

[realmenhatelife]

What's query?


1 nations food forever and you can't say america.

[realmenhatelife]

Against whites. We went over this the other day.

Especially if I'm on the Latinos side. I know where the future is headed.

[sailor]

1 nations food forever and you can't say america.

Italian or french. But french is a copout.

[LeedsJr]

Against whites. We went over this the other day.

We did? I forget stuff. Because I drink a lot.

[sailor]

We did? I forget stuff. Because I drink a lot.

Yeah, i called him racist over soul/rock&roll and he said "against whites."

[deliciousV]

Mexican, no brainer.

I gotta go Brazilian. I pretty much live on a low carb diet to keep the type 2 under control, so lots of vegetables and grilled meat.

Can't do Canadian, they eat baked beans with breakfast, gassy fucks.

[realmenhatelife]

Italian food is giant in Japan. They're insane for pizza.



They're fucking up here because they're not considering snacks or beverages. France and Germany dont have a national coffee. And you're not getting pretzels or tortilla chips either.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont dig asian women.

[sailor]

I dont dig asian women.

We know, jules.

[CountryBob]

Was joke based on your text, not hearing any audio. Your reply makes me think i'm partly right.

I just cant stand to hear a strong jewish accent. Nothing racist about it - if a southern protestant talked that way Id hate it too. Im listening sporadically.

[CountryBob]

I dont dig asian women.

You need one of Jenny's slaps!

I think a cute Asian chick is "totes" adorable and hot!

[Dell]

Ukrainian women are some of the sexiest I've ever seen...don't know anything about Ukrainian cuisine, but I'm not thinking Ron's correlation works here

[sailor]

I could do americanized chinese forever. Or indian or japanese.

[CountryBob]

I could do americanized chinese forever. Or indian or japanese.

Seconded!

[Dell]

I could do americanized chinese forever. Or indian or japanese.

Japanese would be my selection...but I've only had Americanized Japanese food and don't know if I'd like authentic Japanese food

[realmenhatelife]

You need one of Jenny's slaps!

I think a cute Asian chick is "totes" adorable and hot!

Yeah I know I'm in the minority on this one but they just dont do it for me. I think it's cultural. You have to get into India before I start getting down with Asia.

Ukrainian women are some of the sexiest I've ever seen...don't know anything about Ukrainian cuisine, but I'm not thinking Ron's correlation works here

Eastern European women all get that Russian face though as they get older. Like you can see it in Mila Kunis sometimes.

Ukranian food is a lot of pickles and fermented stuff. Dumplings, borsht, grilled lamb/goat. I've been to Ukranian restaurants that are pretty good.

I could do americanized chinese forever. Or indian or japanese.

The salt would kill you so fast.

[realmenhatelife]

That's agnostic, Ron.

But it sounds more like you're a Deist.

[sailor]

I just cant stand to hear a strong jewish accent. Nothing racist about it - if a southern protestant talked that way Id hate it too. Im listening sporadically.

Theres a problem in my country
And that problem is the jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back

Amirite?

[sailor]

Yeah I know I'm in the minority on this one but they just dont do it for me. I think it's cultural. You have to get into India before I start getting down with Asia.



Eastern European women all get that Russian face though as they get older. Like you can see it in Mila Kunis sometimes.

Ukranian food is a lot of pickles and fermented stuff. Dumplings, borsht, grilled lamb/goat. I've been to Ukranian restaurants that are pretty good.



The salt would kill you so fast.

Because mexican is so healthy.

[Dell]

Eastern European women all get that Russian face though as they get older. Like you can see it in Mila Kunis sometimes.

Ukranian food is a lot of pickles and fermented stuff. Dumplings, borsht, grilled lamb/goat. I've been to Ukranian restaurants that are pretty good.


I've given some Ukrainian women enough money to keep that face looking good...one folded dollar at a time :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Because mexican is so healthy.

I'm just thinking about take out chinese food and how thirsty I am after I eat it. I never get that with mexican.


And you said americanized, if you said straight up chinese or indian food it'd be very healthful.

[sailor]

I'm just thinking about take out chinese food and how thirsty I am after I eat it. I never get that with mexican.


And you said americanized, if you said straight up chinese or indian food it'd be very healthful.

I'm not looking to eat bird embryos.

[realmenhatelife]

Truthfully if it was some kind of magic and I would be denied all other food and provided an ethnicities food it might be worth it to choose Japanese or Indian just to be much healthier.

[sailor]

Cavemen are European. I think they have a different geography than the Philly burbs.

[sailor]

Truthfully if it was some kind of magic and I would be denied all other food and provided an ethnicities food it might be worth it to choose Japanese or Indian just to be much healthier.

That's why the Japanese was in there. Plus, in addition to sushi and tempura, you can cheat and add hibachi.

[sailor]

Ron's talking to you, cbob.

[jennysmurf]

I dont dig asian women.

You need one of Jenny's slaps!

I think a cute Asian chick is "totes" adorable and hot!

I would never slap anyone for feeling that way. I've lost too many fellas to those small-boned whores.

[Dell]

That's why the Japanese was in there. Plus, in addition to sushi and tempura, you can cheat and add hibachi.

hibachi steak is my number one favorite part of Japanese food...I don't care for the tempura and couldn't live off of just the sushi (and I love sushi)

if Japanese didn't include hibachi, I'd pick Brazilian cuisine (kind of a South Beach diet on steroids)...

[Dell]

I would never slap anyone for feeling that way. I've lost too many fellas to those small-boned whores.

:laugh:...made me spit coffee

[realmenhatelife]

I was listening to an Aisha Tyler thing and she has quite strong opinions about parenting and marriage.

[realmenhatelife]

I would never slap anyone for feeling that way. I've lost too many fellas to those small-boned whores.

I hear they give great wall.

[jennysmurf]

:laugh:...made me spit coffee

I do what I can.

[jennysmurf]

I hear they give great wall.

You are a terrible person.

[sailor]

:laugh:...made me spit coffee

Good thing you're not a chick.

[Dell]

so, I'm guessing nobody has a pic of the poster O&A talked about all morning...kinda curious here

[Dell]

Good thing you're not a chick.

if I had a dollar for every time I heard that...

[A.J.]

I would never slap anyone for feeling that way. I've lost too many fellas to those small-boned whores.

Move to the East Coast. Less Asians here.

[jennysmurf]

Move to the East Coast. Less Asians here.

They're everywhere here, and they're all very trim and tiny. I hate that.

[deliciousV]

hibachi steak is my number one favorite part of Japanese food...I don't care for the tempura and couldn't live off of just the sushi (and I love sushi)

if Japanese didn't include hibachi, I'd pick Brazilian cuisine (kind of a South Beach diet on steroids)...

stop ripping me off!

so, I'm guessing nobody has a pic of the poster O&A talked about all morning...kinda curious here

http://instagram.com/p/m5HA13rhbY/

[realmenhatelife]

so, I'm guessing nobody has a pic of the poster O&A talked about all morning...kinda curious here

http://instagram.com/p/m2RyxaLhRT/


Opie's instagram

[CountryBob]

I would never slap anyone for feeling that way. I've lost too many fellas to those small-boned whores.

haha :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

They're everywhere here, and they're all very trim and tiny. I hate that.

They do make a man feel big. Maybe you're changing my mind on the asians.

[Dell]

I would never slap anyone for feeling that way. I've lost too many fellas to those small-boned whores.

Move to the East Coast. Less Asians here.

bunch of anti-asianites on the board today...blech, to the bunch of you

[deliciousV]

Another view

http://instagram.com/p/m2RyxaLhRT/

[jennysmurf]

They do make a man feel big. Maybe you're changing my mind on the asians.

:annoyed:

[Dell]

stop ripping me off!



http://instagram.com/p/m5HA13rhbY/

thanks...cannot wait to get my copy

[realmenhatelife]

http://instagram.com/p/m2RyxaLhRT/


Here, I found it in HD

[jennysmurf]

bunch of anti-asianites on the board today...blech, to the bunch of you

Hey! You drive for one day around a bunch of them, and you'd hate them too. Some stereotypes are there for a reason--they're true!

[realmenhatelife]

:annoyed:

Nah I'm just kidding.

[deliciousV]

thanks...cannot wait to get my copy

I thought they said that they were only for people attending the unmasked?

[Dell]

http://instagram.com/p/m2RyxaLhRT/


Here, I found it in HD

I saw a couple of Sam pics on there but none of Erock...suspicious!

[LeedsJr]

I thought they said that they were only for people attending the unmasked?

It's pronounced "Unmast".

[Dell]

I thought they said that they were only for people attending the unmasked?

yeah...kinda playing off of Opie's comments today

AND...I'm going to let Bobo be my plus-one

http://splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jonlovitz.jpg

[deliciousV]

It's pronounced "Unmast".

some people say "ax", I still spell it ask

[sailor]

I saw a couple of Sam pics on there but none of Erock...suspicious!

Yeah, they mentioned he should have been on poster this morning.

[A.J.]

bunch of anti-asianites on the board today...blech, to the bunch of you

Why? I like their food!

[LeedsJr]

some people say "ax", I still spell it ask

Racist.

[jennysmurf]

I'm not going to be able to listen to the Unmast. :sad: Stupid job.

[Dell]

Yeah, they mentioned he should have been on poster this morning.

missed that segment...

[Dell]

I'm not going to be able to listen to the Unmast. :sad: Stupid job.

put the brats in "time out" and go to Opie and Anthony channel where you can scroll back and listen later...

[LeedsJr]

I'm not going to be able to listen to the Unmast. :sad: Stupid job.

Sounds like it's doing you a favor. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Sounds like it's doing you a favor. :happy:

I think the Opie and Anthony Unmast will be awesome. I will try to listen later if I can.

[sailor]

missed that segment...

I miss most. It was part of how opie wants the poster for everyone, aka fucking with Sam.