Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/23/14 - See What You've Done

[realmenhatelife]

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Blow it all up and start over again

[Dell]

that Zman commercial is annoying as hell...in addition to the normal reason, he say "you get cash back for free"...when do you ever pay for cash back?

:wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

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Also worth mentioning that Mike Atta died, noteworthy for being the guitarist on the first hardcore EP.

[Dell]

the buddays start early...hooray

Ron announces an actor interview and an old-timer rocker interview...abooo

[realmenhatelife]

the buddays start early...hooray

Ron announces an actor interview and an old-timer rocker interview...abooo

Who is this greaseball?


Oh Jesus, and Gurian.

[PapaBear]

that Zman commercial is annoying as hell...in addition to the normal reason, he say "you get cash back for free"...when do you ever pay for cash back?

:wallbash:
What is he advertising that offers cash back? The Zman credit card? Or is he offering cash refunds to people who thought they were getting cougars, but got milfs instead?


I know... I haven't listened in a long time. But it wouldn't surprise me, if he's still doing that fucking schtick.

[A.J.]

Shecky Greene and Gurian? This is like being in the Catskills.

[Dell]

I may have to punt today...hopefully, the b-b-boys had a good show today :bye:

[jennysmurf]

the buddays start early...hooray

Ron announces an actor interview and an old-timer rocker interview...abooo

Well, now I don't feel so bad about missing the show today. :bye:

[Dell]

What is he advertising that offers cash back? The Zman credit card? Or is he offering cash refunds to people who thought they were getting cougars, but got milfs instead?


I know... I haven't listened in a long time. But it wouldn't surprise me, if he's still doing that fucking schtick.

he's with a different cigar company (no longer JR) and is the voice of their commercials...I didn't think he could get more annoying, but he did

[realmenhatelife]

Sheckey Greene is the kind of thing they should have on considering the format though, so I take back my greaseball comment.


Although when he's talking to David Bowie's barber later it's grumble time.

[realmenhatelife]

Dave's cover up looks like an old ladies cat with a fruity blue background.


Ron probably taped the original show, tattoo nightmares. With hot ass Jasmine on it.

[TimTimSalabim]

Dave's cover up looks like an old ladies cat with a fruity blue background.

It's Celtic though!

[realmenhatelife]

I forgot to tape Fargo last night. It's not looking good for me watching it now.

[sailor]

I know Ron's just throwing shit out, but it's funny saying he'd never turn down an acting role, considering how he's shit on actors for making money instead of only taking serious roles.

[sailor]

I forgot to tape Fargo last night. It's not looking good for me watching it now.

No on demand?

[realmenhatelife]

No on demand?

It's really taxing this relationship if it's not gonna let me skip commercials.

[PapaBear]

I know Ron's just throwing shit out, but it's funny saying he'd never turn down an acting role, considering how he's shit on actors for making money instead of only taking serious roles.
But he's not an actor.

[sailor]

It's really taxing this relationship if it's not gonna let me skip commercials.

It really does suck. Could just wait and catch up next year.

[sailor]

But he's not an actor.

He said if he were an actor.

[sailor]

Martin freeman is great.

[sailor]

Food cart lobster roll. You should all be jealous.

[realmenhatelife]

I think people dont need to tell other people that their shoes are untied anymore.

[LeedsJr]

Food cart lobster roll. You should all be jealous.

$3 Pints in downtown Manhattan. Booya! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

You should probably take anything Oprah's ex/very acrimonious step mom says with a grain of salt.

[LeedsJr]

Wait. Fargo is a TV show?

[LeedsJr]

You should probably take anything Oprah's ex/very acrimonious step mom says with a grain of salt.

But she said she loved me! :lol:

[sailor]

They had a similar thing about eating in jawbreaker I think. Or one of those type of movies.

[realmenhatelife]

All the cord cutters I know bootleg it.

[Dell]

I forgot to tape Fargo last night. It's not looking good for me watching it now.

FX On Demand...

edit: back read...being able to skip the commercials is why I record it too

[realmenhatelife]

A nice cuban sandwich is so delicious. And mofongo.

[TimTimSalabim]

I can't think of anything that would keep me away from watching a movie more than "it's about balancing things in life".

[sailor]

Wait. Fargo is a TV show?

They have commercials like all the time.

[realmenhatelife]

I can't think of anything that would keep me away from watching a movie more than "it's about balancing things in life".

I like Swingers and Made a lot. Ron's description didn't help me want to see it more because I think I'm kindof burnt out on 'food guys.'

[sailor]

I can't think of anything that would keep me away from watching a movie more than "it's about balancing things in life".

Hardcore gay porn.

[A.J.]

Food cart lobster roll. You should all be jealous.

Not if it's made with shitty mayo. That's lobster salad, not a lobster roll.

Oh, and we have one of those down here too. (http://www.redhooklobsterdc.com/)

[realmenhatelife]

I think Oliver Platt is great.

[sailor]

Not if it's made with shitty mayo. That's lobster salad, not a lobster roll.

Oh, and we have one of those down here too. (http://www.redhooklobsterdc.com/)

We all know how you feel about the rolls. And no, it didn't.

Lobstercraft.com

[TimTimSalabim]

I like Swingers and Made a lot. Ron's description didn't help me want to see it more because I think I'm kindof burnt out on 'food guys.'

I'm thinking this will end up more on the Cowboys and Aliens end of the spectrum.

[TimTimSalabim]

Hardcore gay porn.

It's a toss-up

[deliciousV]

I forgot to tape Fargo last night. It's not looking good for me watching it now.

Bittorrent that shit

[LeedsJr]

It's a toss-up

I think the phrase is, "tossed salad". :lol:

[PapaBear]

Bittorrent that shit
They don't have direct to tape.

[Dell]

Hardcore gay porn.

that would suck him right in...see what I did there?

[Dell]

I'm thinking this will end up more on the Cowboys and Aliens end of the spectrum.

the thoroughly enjoyable end...

[LeedsJr]

that would suck him right in...see what I did there?

Ew.

[LeedsJr]

the thoroughly enjoyable end...

Did you mean to quote one of the gay porn posts?
I'm just asking, not judging.

[underdog]

A nice cuban sandwich is so delicious. And mofongo.

There's a place down here that does a take on a cuban sandwich, and then throws some chiccarones on it. It's fucking heaven.

[Dell]

There's a place down here that does a take on a cuban sandwich, and then throws some chiccarones on it. It's fucking heaven.

http://th57.photobucket.com/albums/g216/sjnngs/Myspace/th_HomerDrool.gif

[deliciousV]

A nice cuban sandwich is so delicious. And mofongo.

Wazzat?

I like the idea of a cuban sandwich, but everytime I get one, I end up taking the pickles off, which makes it not really a cuban sandwich.

[realmenhatelife]

Wazzat?

I like the idea of a cuban sandwich, but everytime I get one, I end up taking the pickles off, which makes it not really a cuban sandwich.

Do you not like pickles? The pickles and mustard are part of the reason I like them so much.

[LeedsJr]

Wazzat?

I like the idea of a cuban sandwich, but everytime I get one, I end up taking the pickles off, which makes it not really a cuban sandwich.

Racist.

[deliciousV]

Do you not like pickles? The pickles and mustard are part of the reason I like them so much.

I hate pickles. I try them every so often, usually on a cuban sandwich, hoping that my taste has changed.

[sailor]

Wazzat?

I like the idea of a cuban sandwich, but everytime I get one, I end up taking the pickles off, which makes it not really a cuban sandwich.

It sounds great in theory, but generally disappoints. And mofongo is just not good.

[Dell]

I hate pickles. I try them every so often, usually on a cuban sandwich, hoping that my taste has changed.

I ask for extra pickles on my Chick Fil A sandwich...yum

[Recyclerz]

Was that the Specials they started playing to bring in Bob Weir before the quick switcheroo?

Things really have been getting sloppy since Pips left.

[fezident]

Is the Big Cat still sitting silently in the booth?

[realmenhatelife]

Is the Big Cat still sitting silently in the booth?

Yeah you're probably not getting him back until after next week's vacation.

[TimTimSalabim]

I never though of the Beach Boys as a "get you through life" kind of band. Did they ever sing about anything deeper than surfing and getting laid?

[CountryBob]

what makes a sandwich a Cuban?

I bet Suzie is as hairy as a swept up barbershop.

I have ADD

[realmenhatelife]

what makes a sandwich a Cuban?

I bet Suzie is as hairy as a swept up barbershop.

I have ADD

It's swiss cheese, ham, roasted pork, pickles, yellow mustard and sometimes mayo on a cuban roll, then pressed in a grill like a panini.

A cuban roll is a softer loaf.



I wont comment on the other.

[CountryBob]

Always thought that Suzie would have been a great character on the Sopranos

[CountryBob]

It's swiss cheese, ham, roasted pork, pickles, yellow mustard and sometimes mayo on a cuban roll, then pressed in a grill like a panini.

A cuban roll is a softer loaf.



I wont comment on the other.

God that sounds like an awesome sandwich

[Recyclerz]

I'm sure that Gurian is on this show to absorb the hate that would otherwise be directed at Fez.
He's annoying as hell but can he be this stupid/ignorant as well?

Is he a work too?

[A.J.]

I never though of the Beach Boys as a "get you through life" kind of band. Did they ever sing about anything deeper than surfing and getting laid?

"In My Room", "When I Grow Up to Be A Man", not to mention Pet Sounds and SMiLE.

[realmenhatelife]

"The collective of consciousness."

[realmenhatelife]

God that sounds like an awesome sandwich

It's actually even better than it sounds.

[CountryBob]

I'm sure that Gurian is on this show to absorb the hate that would otherwise be directed at Fez.
He's annoying as hell but can he be this stupid/ignorant as well?

Is he a work too?

I bet he could do a hell of a "Coffee Talk" from Saturday night live.

[Recyclerz]

I bet he could do a hell of a "Coffee Talk" from Saturday night live.
He seems to be dumb enough to be on The View.

[sailor]

It's swiss cheese, ham, roasted pork, pickles, yellow mustard and sometimes mayo on a cuban roll, then pressed in a grill like a panini.

A cuban roll is a softer loaf.



I wont comment on the other.

No mayo. Sometimes salami apparently.

[sailor]

It's actually even better than it sounds.

It's not.

[realmenhatelife]

It's not.

It is.






Is it me or have they done the pissest poor job of explaining why the internet is blowing up over sheckie green? I have no idea what is going on with it.

[sailor]

It sounds great in theory, but generally disappoints. And mofongo is just not good.

See?

[realmenhatelife]

See?

The mofongo is even better than the sandwich. You just dont like that stuff.

[Recyclerz]

According to the I Bang Scheckie Green took umbrage at Gilbert Gottfred ' s set at some Friars show & quit the organization. I think claiming the Internet is blowing up over it might be a little generous in its characterization.

[sailor]

The mofongo is even better than the sandwich. You just dont like that stuff.

I love platanos. I love tostones. I do not care for mofongo.

[realmenhatelife]

According to the I Bang Scheckie Green took umbrage at Gilbert Gottfred ' s set at some Friars show & quit the organization. I think claiming the Internet is blowing up over it might be a little generous in its characterization.

I had to dig to find it. Jesus, what an irrelevant event. Freddie Roman and Sheckie Green beef.

[sailor]

According to the I Bang Scheckie Green took umbrage at Gilbert Gottfred ' s set at some Friars show & quit the organization. I think claiming the Internet is blowing up over it might be a little generous in its characterization.

Searched for an article, found one on heebmagazine (ok) and the quote the ibang. Odd.

Ha, and then they quoted him on ron&fez. No mention of the connection between the show and site. Bad journalism.

[LeedsJr]

According to the I Bang Scheckie Green took umbrage at Gilbert Gottfred ' s set at some Friars show & quit the organization. I think claiming the Internet is blowing up over it might be a little generous in its characterization.

A little generous, ridiculously laughable, whatever. :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I love platanos. I love tostones. I do not care for mofongo.

It must be genetic.

[underdog]

God that sounds like an awesome sandwich

When done right, it's great. Especially if the roast pork is made in house.

[Dell]

I'm sure that Gurian is on this show to absorb the hate that would otherwise be directed at Fez.
He's annoying as hell but can he be this stupid/ignorant as well?

Is he a work too?

the guy carried a slice of loaf bread in his pocket because he thought it would be funny if someone asked him for "some bread"...and, now he considers himself a comedian

blech

[Dell]

Searched for an article, found one on heebmagazine (ok) and the quote the ibang. Odd.

Ha, and then they quoted him on ron&fez. No mention of the connection between the show and site. Bad journalism.


yeah...like Ron said, "internet"

[TimTimSalabim]

the guy carried a slice of loaf bread in his pocket because he thought it would be funny if someone asked him for "some bread"...and, now he considers himself a comedian

blech

That gag kills in the fifth grade though

[sailor]

yeah...like Ron said, "internet"

That's a cop out.

[Recyclerz]

the guy carried a slice of loaf bread in his pocket because he thought it would be funny if someone asked him for "some bread"...and, now he considers himself a comedian

blech
I wonder if Ron sees him as some real life Rupert Pupkin or something.

Just another brick weighing down the Show I guess.

[LeedsJr]

I wonder if Ron sees him as some real life Rupert Pupkin or something.

Just another brick weighing down the Show I guess.


Because that's exactly what they were going for in their move to an all new, fast-paced, comedy-based, no more reality show nonsense show after all the realer than real outbursts last year. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Dell]

Because that's exactly what they were going for in their move to an all new, fast-paced, comedy-based, no more reality show nonsense show after all the realer than real outbursts last year. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I really think it was a sincere attempt to move to a faster paced, comedy base, etc. show and they wanted to do so...I now think that problems with production and behind the scenes support (e.g., replays) and Fez's testing/new health issues has stalled it and Ron has gone back to the familiar because it's comfortable

I still believe the Fez contract drama, like his psychiatry evaluation during the show and his contract-negotiation meeting during the show April 7th...WORK! Big Ol WORK!

[deliciousV]

I really think it was a sincere attempt to move to a faster paced, comedy base, etc. show and they wanted to do so...I now think that problems with production and behind the scenes support (e.g., replays) and Fez's testing/new health issues has stalled it and Ron has gone back to the familiar because it's comfortable

I still believe the Fez contract drama, like his psychiatry evaluation during the show and his contract-negotiation meeting during the show April 7th...WORK! Big Ol WORK!

Ron had mentioned before that he was still doing the actor, directors, musicians interviews, but they were being played on other channels. I'm sure he's being allowed to fill some time with this fallback content while Fez is out.
For all the complaining we do about what Fez doesn't do, the show is pretty disjointed without him, so he must be doing more than we think.

[Dell]

Ron had mentioned before that he was still doing the actor, directors, musicians interviews, but they were being played on other channels. I'm sure he's being allowed to fill some time with this fallback content while Fez is out.
For all the complaining we do about what Fez doesn't do, the show is pretty disjointed without him, so he must be doing more than we think.

I've had too much to drink...I was looking for the "Like" option to click

with Fez out, Ron has resorted to old habits...a good staff like that of O&A would take a lot of pressure off Ron

[deliciousV]

I've had too much to drink...I was looking for the "Like" option to click

with Fez out, Ron has resorted to old habits...a good staff like that of O&A would take a lot of pressure off Ron

this phrase confuses me?

[realmenhatelife]

Ron had mentioned before that he was still doing the actor, directors, musicians interviews, but they were being played on other channels. I'm sure he's being allowed to fill some time with this fallback content while Fez is out.
For all the complaining we do about what Fez doesn't do, the show is pretty disjointed without him, so he must be doing more than we think.

I've had too much to drink...I was looking for the "Like" option to click

with Fez out, Ron has resorted to old habits...a good staff like that of O&A would take a lot of pressure off Ron

Two very good points.

[fezident]

I really think it was a sincere attempt to move to a faster paced, comedy base, etc. show and they wanted to do so..

Politely, I could not disagree more.
The very first hour of the "all new!" show was easily the worst hour in the history of the show. Ron was a little bitch for every minute of that hour. He was mean... he was unfunny... and he was all over the road. Completely insecure and totally scared. It was arguably thee worst possible way for him to introduce himself to new listeners. And it certainly was not in keeping with their mission statement of focusing more on comedy, and less on the drama.
And for WHAT? Because Fez (Chris?) played a different opening theme song??
It didn't even make sense!

It was immediately apparent to me that the new show would be the old show, without even a fresh coat of paint. Most definitely not a "sincere attempt" at anything, IMO.

Since then... the show has provided countless laughs and many many brilliant insights and observations. I still think it's the best show I've ever heard. But... it's the SAME best show I've ever heard. I feel absolutely zero difference in the overall vibe.
As I've stated before, if you played a random hour of the current show back-to-back with a random hour of the show from a year ago.... you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[A.J.]

And it certainly was not in keeping with their mission statement of focusing more on comedy, and less on the drama.

I think they're focusing more on the comedy in the sense that they are bringing in comedians almost daily - which I assume is why there is so much Gurian.

[sailor]

I think they're focusing more on the comedy in the sense that they are bringing in comedians almost daily - which I assume is why there is so much Gurian.

Comedian. Gurian. Does not compute.

[A.J.]

Ironic, ain't it?