Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/25/14 - Jingle

[realmenhatelife]

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Just in time.

[realmenhatelife]

I beat live if you're listening online you hard-ons.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm also trying to decide if I want to go buy a new vintage mountain bike.

[realmenhatelife]

It's pretty cool, it's a landshark.

[Dell]

absolutely love and miss Joe's corny jokes...buddays :bye:

found this on one of those "silly old parents" site...

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[jennysmurf]

I'm also trying to decide if I want to go buy a new vintage mountain bike.

I am judging you so hard right now.

[realmenhatelife]

I am judging you so hard right now.

Hand built Land Shark, tange prestige which is great.









After all the talk about dropping acid at shitty fucking prog rock shows you're going to talk about kids dropping molly to go see skrillex? Old man alert, old man alert.

[PapaBear]

Hand built Land Shark, tange prestige which is great.
You're so hard for the bike, you don't get why she's judging you. :wink:
Oh, and I remember when I thought that mountain bikes and index shifting were fads.

[deliciousV]

It's pretty cool, it's a landshark.

YES PLEASE!

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[jennysmurf]

You're so hard for the bike, you don't get why she's judging you. :wink:
Oh, and I remember when I thought that mountain bikes and index shifting were fads.

Papabear gets me.

[realmenhatelife]

You're so hard for the bike, you don't get why she's judging you. :wink:
Oh, and I remember when I thought that mountain bikes and index shifting were fads.

So what you're saying is you're not just old, you were old in the 80s.



But fuck indexing, always friction forever.

[PapaBear]

Papabear gets me.
:king:

[PapaBear]

But fuck friction forever.
You're so lucky I don't do mod quotes.

[Misteriosa]

But I do... :o

[jennysmurf]

"It's a big shadow" :laugh: I love Catholic Joe.

[Misteriosa]

Also Ronnie should take his vacation in that "labernith" he was talking about... :o

[LeedsJr]

I'm also trying to decide if I want to go buy a new vintage mountain bike.

Vintage mountain? Aren't they all kinda old? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

It's pretty cool, it's a landshark.

Fuckin' thirsty now.

Oh, wait, I'm in a pub! Oh, look, a beer! Yay, me! :drunk:

[PapaBear]

Also Ronnie should take his vacation in that "labernith" he was talking about... :o
Maybe he'll run into Jennifer Collenny!

[sailor]

"They make such good papayas"?!

[jennysmurf]

"They make such good papayas"?!

So racist. :laugh: I can't believe they let it go.

[realmenhatelife]

Meow

[jennysmurf]

Meow

It's like hearing my parents fight. I am very uncomfortable.

[LeedsJr]

It's like hearing my parents fight. I am very uncomfortable.

You're a cat?? :blink:

[sailor]

It's like hearing my parents fight. I am very uncomfortable.

It's ok, mommy is in the hospital.

[LeedsJr]

You're a cat?? :blink:

My phone's first suggestion when I typed "You're a..." to smurf was "cutie". The fucking thing really is smarter than me.

[jennysmurf]

It's ok, mommy is in the hospital.

IT'S NOT OKAY!

[jennysmurf]

I really hope they put the Louie Anderson show on best of next week, since I missed it the first time. I keep hearing how awesome that day was, and it kills me to have missed it.

[Misteriosa]

:popcorn:

[sailor]

IT'S NOT OKAY!

She might die.

[jennysmurf]

You're a cat?? :blink:

I don't understand this. Are you too drunk, or am I not drunk enough?

[jennysmurf]

She might die.

YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT COMFORTING PEOPLE!

[realmenhatelife]

There are like 5 giant boxes of soft pretzels in the lobby here. Damn I love soft pretzels.

[LeedsJr]

I don't understand this. Are you too drunk, or am I not drunk enough?

You responded to "meow" by saying it was like hearing your parents fight.

[sailor]

YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT COMFORTING PEOPLE!

In my defense, I don't try.

[LeedsJr]

I don't understand this. Are you too drunk, or am I not drunk enough?

Too drunk? Now there's something I don't understand. :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

You responded to "meow" by saying it was like hearing your parents fight.

Ah, I see. So it was a bad joke, then?

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[jennysmurf]

There are like 5 giant boxes of soft pretzels in the lobby here. Damn I love soft pretzels.

Be careful, it may be a trap.

[LeedsJr]

In my defense, I don't try.

To be good?
I don't blame you. I tried once. It's fucking exhausting.

[realmenhatelife]

Update I basically sussed out the guy selling this bike talking about it on a forum in which he says he wants to do a full overhaul on it. So I'm inquiring what kind of mechanical shape it's in currently.

[LeedsJr]

Ah, I see. So it was a bad joke, then?

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I thought it was clever. Of course, it is Friday, so... :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Be careful, it may be a trap.

I'm actually not going near them because I know I would regret it, sitting here with a stomach full of dough and I'm also meeting someone for dinner.

But damn I can knock out three with no problem.

[jennysmurf]

I'm actually not going near them because I know I would regret it, sitting here with a stomach full of dough and I'm also meeting someone for dinner.

But damn I can knock out three with no problem.

You gotta hot date tonight, brah?

[LeedsJr]

You gotta hot date tonight, brah?

Sick reference. :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

You gotta hot date tonight, brah?

No. But my friend's child is at an event or something and I feel like you cant say no if a single parent asks you to do something on a free evening.






I think Ron wants Shelby to snap.

[sailor]

To be good?
I don't blame you. I tried once. It's fucking exhausting.

Caring. I don't see the point.

[sailor]

Wow, Ron's really pissy with shelb.

[PapaBear]

Update I basically sussed out the guy selling this bike talking about it on a forum in which he says he wants to do a full overhaul on it. So I'm inquiring what kind of mechanical shape it's in currently.
Next time, look for "used mint", instead of "new vintage".

[sailor]

This guy is crazy and wrong and out of touch, but what was so horrible?

[jennysmurf]

Next time, look for "used mint", instead of "new vintage".

Listen to Papabear, he knows about selling things. (Like himself, amirite?)

[jennysmurf]

This guy is crazy and wrong and out of touch, but what was so horrible?

Racist.

[sailor]

Racist.

That's why nothing can be discussed.

[PapaBear]

Listen to Papabear, he knows about selling things. (Like himself, amirite?)
I only offer leasing options.

[realmenhatelife]

Next time, look for "used mint", instead of "new vintage".

This more popped up on my radar instead of me looking for it. I actually ignored it for awhile because I thought it was a beer promo bike. Also his idea of overhaul includes paint which I would never consider. It really depends what his idea of overhaul is.

[sailor]

I only offer leasing options.

I heard rent to own.

[jennysmurf]

I only offer leasing options.

Do you have hourly rates?

[sailor]

I can't believe it's true the conservatives support the basement shooter guy.

[PapaBear]

I heard rent to own.
I did get hauled out of my last marriage in an Aaron's van.
Do you have hourly rates?
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[LeedsJr]

I can't believe it's true the conservatives support the basement shooter guy.

Somebody shot a basement?? :blink:

[PapaBear]

Somebody shot a basement?? :blink:
Retard! He shot two kids with a 45 caliber basement.

[jennysmurf]

Retard! He shot two kids with a 45 caliber basement.

Sillybuns, no one can lift a basement high enough to shoot anyone.

[LeedsJr]

Retard! He shot two kids with a 45 caliber basement.

Ohh...

Wait. What??

:unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

Oh shut up Janice.

[realmenhatelife]

FIDLAR is eh.
Natural Child is eh.


Although White Man's Burden by Natural Child has been a thread song.

And shit actually FIDLAR was way way way back when.

[realmenhatelife]

Black Lips are better than Natural Child, I do believe.

[jennysmurf]

FIDLAR is eh.
Natural Child is eh.


Although White Man's Burden by Natural Child has been a thread song.

And shit actually FIDLAR was way way way back when.

Hush, I'm still listening to Janice.

[jennysmurf]

FIDLAR is eh.
Natural Child is eh.


Although White Man's Burden by Natural Child has been a thread song.

And shit actually FIDLAR was way way way back when.

I'm not enjoying FIDLAR. :thumbdown:

[Dell]

Oh shut up Janice.

I find Janice to be adorable...you're just a mean ole anti-janicite

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not enjoying FIDLAR. :thumbdown:

Thats Natural Child, not FIDLAR. But you wont like FIDLAR either.

Wavves>FIDLAR

I find Janice to be adorable...you're just a mean ole anti-janicite

This is true.

[jennysmurf]

Thats Natural Child, not FIDLAR. But you wont like FIDLAR either.

Wavves>FIDLAR



This is true.

The "poor man's Rolling Stones" was Natural Child?

[realmenhatelife]

The "poor man's Rolling Stones" was Natural Child?

Did Ron say that? I missed it. But yes.

[deliciousV]

The "poor man's Rolling Stones" was Natural Child?

More like destitute, that song was so crowded with overly busy guitar work. Blech

[realmenhatelife]

More like destitute, that song was so crowded with overly busy guitar work. Blech

The kids call it 'jangly.'

[LeedsJr]

Oh shut up Janice.

Hush, I'm still listening to Janice.

I find Janice to be adorable...you're just a mean ole anti-janicite


Oh dear god in heaven, they're STILL taking calls from JANICE?? :wacko:

[deliciousV]

The kids call it 'jangly.'

it's what we use to call "two guys fighting over who gets to be lead"

[realmenhatelife]

Oh dear god in heaven, they're STILL taking calls from JANICE?? :wacko:

Well she had a big Easter and wanted Ron to know how good he is at interviews.

[LeedsJr]

FIDLAR is eh.
Natural Child is eh.


Although White Man's Burden by Natural Child has been a thread song.

And shit actually FIDLAR was way way way back when.

I'm not enjoying FIDLAR. :thumbdown:

Thats Natural Child, not FIDLAR. But you wont like FIDLAR either.

Wavves>FIDLAR



This is true.



WTF is a FIDLAR?? :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

it's what we use to call "two guys fighting over who gets to be lead"

Ha.

[Dell]

This is true.

and yet, nothing negative said about a Blowhard call...I find that very odd

[LeedsJr]

The "poor man's Rolling Stones" was Natural Child?


I thought it was Aerosmith. :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

Did Ron say that? I missed it. But yes.

No, I said that.

[jennysmurf]

and yet, nothing negative said about a Blowhard call...I find that very odd

I was busy with the laundry, so I didn't hear it. :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

WTF is a FIDLAR?? :huh:

Fuck It Dude Lifes A Risk.


CA garage punk stoners. Here's a video they did with nick offerman.


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[realmenhatelife]

No, I said that.

Dont be one of those people. It's not like The Rolling Stones weren't themselves consciously derivative.

[LeedsJr]

I was busy with the laundry, so I didn't hear it. :clap:


You Californians and your crazy euphemisms.

[LeedsJr]

Dont be one of those people. It's not like The Rolling Stones weren't themselves consciously derivative.


Hipster.

[jennysmurf]

Dont be one of those people. It's not like The Rolling Stones weren't themselves consciously derivative.

As soon as I heard them, I thought "bad Stones cover band." They sounded like they were trying to sound like someone else.

[realmenhatelife]

As soon as I heard them, I thought "bad Stones cover band." They sounded like they were trying to sound like someone else.

They are though, they got together and said lets try and sound like a really sloppy rolling stones. So you cant use that against them.

[CountryBob]

Have they announced Fez's return date?

[realmenhatelife]

Have they announced Fez's return date?

A week from Monday presumably.

[Dell]

I hope she brings back only Diet Coke and Coke Zero...:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Have they announced Fez's return date?


I thought he got fired. :dry:

[jennysmurf]

They are though, they got together and said lets try and sound like a really sloppy rolling stones. So you cant use that against them.

I can too. Who wants to hear that?

[realmenhatelife]

I thought he got fired. :dry:

Ron had a good line about it "They extended him for 6 more months and right away he hits them with 3 weeks out sick and probably a half million dollar hospital bill. Jokes on you motherfuckers."

[Dell]

Shelby may have lost another supporter...I mean, what nerve did he have saying he didn't like Makers Mark?

[LeedsJr]

Ron had a good line about it "They extended him for 6 more months and right away he hits them with 3 weeks out sick and probably a half million dollar hospital bill. Jokes on you motherfuckers."


That is funny. I don't mind bullshit, as long as it's funny bullshit. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron drops this beach every time Puerto Rico comes up, for years.

[LeedsJr]

Shelby may have lost another supporter...I mean, what nerve did he have saying he didn't like Makers Mark?


Wh...Wha... WHAT?!?!?

That does it. Shelby is dead to me!

[jennysmurf]

Ron drops this beach every time Puerto Rico comes up, for years.

If you just read this out loud, it sounds like you're saying "Ron drops this bitch" with a bad Spanish accent. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

If you just read this out loud, it sounds like you're saying "Ron drops this bitch" with a bad Spanish accent. :happy:

I guess if you're racist.

[jennysmurf]

I guess if you're racist.

It's a shame you were born without a sense of humor.

[realmenhatelife]

It's a shame you were born without a sense of humor.

On the East coast we respect and appreciate the contributions Latinos have made to our culture as opposed to your west coast slow poke rodriguezisms.

[Dell]

loq...:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

On the East coast we respect and appreciate the contributions Latinos have made to our culture as opposed to your west coast slow poke rodriguezisms.

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

If you just read this out loud, it sounds like you're saying "Ron drops this bitch" with a bad Spanish accent. :happy:

I guess if you're racist.


Or beachist.

[LeedsJr]

On the East coast we respect and appreciate the contributions Latinos have made to our culture as opposed to your west coast slow poke rodriguezisms.

:laugh:


I don't get it... :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

I don't get it... :unsure:

I was laughing at his terrible comeback.

[realmenhatelife]

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[realmenhatelife]

I think there may be a picture of Pepp and his lady labeled as "Ron and Fez Fans" in the member galleries.

[realmenhatelife]

I think I'm going to check out this bike tomorrow.

[deliciousV]

Shelby may have lost another supporter...I mean, what nerve did he have saying he didn't like Makers Mark?

that fish lipped mother fucker!

[jennysmurf]

If I were in New York, I would totally go see Joe do standup. :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I think I'm going to check out this bike tomorrow.

There's no bike. Just a set of rusty manacles in a basement.

[realmenhatelife]

There's no bike. Just a set of rusty manacles in a basement.

Rust is a deal breaker.


And if you were going to use a bike ad as bait for your rape dungeon you wouldn't advertise a size of bike that's going to ensure people over 6ft tall are going to inquire about. That's just poor planning.

[epo]

If I were in New York, I would totally go see Joe do standup. :laugh:

I don't believe that for a second.

[realmenhatelife]

Case in point:

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[fezident]

I really hope they put the Louie Anderson show on best of next week, since I missed it the first time. I keep hearing how awesome that day was, and it kills me to have missed it.
Yeah... that break was KILLER. It had serious moments... funny moments... and tons of energy.
It's one of the only segments that I've ever gone back and listened to a 2nd time. (see also: "Pepper Hicks Brand Pepper Spray")

I own it on Audible and those files are protected, but... I should be able to capture it and send you the mp3.
You will definitely dig it.

[sailor]

No, I said that.

Typed, ma'am.

[deliciousV]

Typed, ma'am.

such a stickler.

[jennysmurf]

Typed, ma'am.

such a stickler.

A stickler that needs a slappin.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah... that break was KILLER. It had serious moments... funny moments... and tons of energy.
It's one of the only segments that I've ever gone back and listened to a 2nd time. (see also: "Pepper Hicks Brand Pepper Spray")

I own it on Audible and those files are protected, but... I should be able to capture it and send you the mp3.
You will definitely dig it.

Cool! Thanks!

[sailor]

Cool! Thanks!

He's just fuckin' with ya.

[fezident]

Cool! Thanks!

Here ya go!
Enjoy!!
https://www.hightail.com/download/elNMa3NUQ0NiR0swYjhUQw

[jennysmurf]

He's just fuckin' with ya.

Here ya go!
Enjoy!!
https://www.hightail.com/download/elNMa3NUQ0NiR0swYjhUQw

This is one of the many reasons I never listen to sailor.

[deliciousV]

This is one of the many reasons I never listen to sailor.

you meant to say that you never pay any attention to Sailors written words, he's a stickler ya know.

[jennysmurf]

you meant to say that you never pay any attention to Sailors written words, he's a stickler ya know.

Yeah, that too.