The day is finally here!!!

[DreamWeaver]

Britney Spears' movie debut in the premiere of CROSSROADS!!!!!! I have already gotten my tickets and will be the first on line tonight. I mean how could you not want to see this movie based on the reviews alone......

"Watching Ms. Spears sing, dance and act can leave you wondering what is meant nowadays by the concept of talent."
-- Stephen Holden, NEW YORK TIMES

"Her fans walked out muttering words like "horrible" and "terrible," but had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost. In this case zero."
-- Chuck Schwartz, CRANKY CRITICr

"Non-Spears fans will remain unmoved and may actually bolt for the exits upon hearing the opening lines to 'I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman.'"
-- Connie Ogle, MIAMI HERALD

"One of the more glaring signs of this movie's servitude to its superstar is the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears."
-- Tom Maurstad, DALLAS MORNING NEWS

"A charmless road pic slathered in cheese."
-- Ellen Kim, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER

I can't wait...Come on people, this is the movie you've been waiting for all your life!!!!

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[furie]

someone steady me, I'm going to be sick



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[Tall_James]

Prediction:

2005's Top Midnight Cult Films

Double Feature of Glitter and Crossroads.

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[TheGameHHH]

Gina did you get me a ticket as well? Remember when yout old me you were going to get them in advance I aksed you to pick me up one as well, I was just wondering if you got it because I can't wait to see this flick.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[DreamWeaver]

I sure did HHH, don't you worry..I also picked up a few extra in case anyone wants to come with us...These are gonna go fast folks..get em while they're hot!!!!!

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[CovDiesel]

Britney makes my pants hurt.

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[JustJon]

Dream, If it wasn't for your BF and my GF, I'd ask you to marry me...

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[GvacNoMore]

Britney was distracted during the filming because she's been hard at work on a cure for cancer. She's a true genius, and will be a Nobel Prize winner one day. For this, I can forgive her sub-par acting debut.


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[CYYYFYYY]

I was talking to this hot young lady at a bar last
week and she said she was looking forward to the
Britney spears movie. I said are you serious. She
said yes why? I lost total respect and quickly
walked away.........


David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY

[IkeaBoy]

Gina, when I commented in confessional about liking to read bad reviews movies like Crossroads (and John Q which also has rightly horrible reviews) are precisely the reason why I love reading them. <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/movie-10000883/">here's</a> the link to rotten tomatoes for easy access to fun reading material for tonight.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[impactplayer2k1]

2005's Top Midnight Cult Films

Double Feature of Glitter and Crossroads.



Will we be talking to the screen and participate in the film's actions?

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[IkeaBoy]

here's just a quick paragraph about what this movie is about if you were debating seeing it

"But once the film hits the road, it starts to turn into a rag-tag collection of masochistic, adolescent female fantasies that include: being cheated on, being raped, getting pregnant, possibly losing the baby and being rejected by a parent."

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Doogie]

Double Feature of Glitter and Crossroads


Hopefully this will lead to the end of Britney's career and push her one more step closer to porno/SWANK magazine posing...

Has there ever been a movie featuring a pop star (notice I didnt say rock/rap) that did not end that said singers career??

Ughhhhhh seeing the ads for this movie reminded me of the 80's and Breakin, and the hugely successful breakin2: the electric bugaloo...

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[JustJon]

Britney was distracted during the filming because she's been hard at work on a cure for cancer. She's a true genius, and will be a Nobel Prize winner one day. For this, I can forgive her sub-par acting debut.

<a href="http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm">Like this?</a>
Has there ever been a movie featuring a pop star (notice I didnt say rock/rap) that did not end that said singers career??
The Bodyguard stagnated but didn't kill Whitney Houston's career.

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[Fallon]

I just want to see it because she dances in her underwear. I'll wait until it comes out on DVD and just watch that part.

The other two broads in it look to be horrible actresses too.

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[IkeaBoy]

be serious jon, "And IIIIIII will always love you" was a HUGE hit that year. I can't see "Not a girl, not yet a woman" having as much mass appeal as Houston's bittersweet song regarding the impossibility of one's true love but how there can be some sort of happiness in their lives through memories.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[DreamWeaver]

Ikea...funny you should mention rotten tomaotes....where do you think my reviews came from......


And for all of you that dont know me....I am VERRRY sarcastic..........

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[irishkb]

Now the question is... which movie will be the bigger Hit(door stop) the britney movie, gliter with Maria Carey or the ever so good spice girls movie... i wonder....

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[IkeaBoy]

Crossroads will be bigger since britney is bigger than Carey ever was and the Spice girls were in their descent when Spice World came out.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[legroommusic]

Gosh, remember vanilla ice in Cool as ice?

let me know.

[Pootertoot]

"But once the film hits the road, it starts to turn into a rag-tag collection of masochistic, adolescent female fantasies that include: being cheated on, being raped, getting pregnant, possibly losing the baby and being rejected by a parent."

I didn't want to see the movie until I read this. This is what I masturbate to nightly.

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[IkeaBoy]

I didn't want to see the movie until I read this. This is what I masturbate to nightly.that's why I posted it. Also read the Ebert review at <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/wkp-news-cross15f.html">this site</a> for another laughtacular plot development. And if you don't want to read it let me post it here. highlight <font color=white>Kit's fiance turns out to have another woman and to be guilty of date-rape, and Mimi, who was the rape victim, has a miscarriage. </font color>

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[JustJon]

be serious jon, "And IIIIIII will always love you" was a HUGE hit that year.
Ikea, that song made my ears bleed, and was unfortunately a huge hit, but the movie didn't fare so well.

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[IkeaBoy]

Crossroads opened at number 2 with 14.6 million. Number one was John Q. Sucklick

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Jennitalia]

Has there ever been a movie featuring a pop star (notice I didnt say rock/rap) that did not end that said singers career??




Madonna. She makes horrible movies, but she's still just as popular today

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