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The Blowhard
02-16-2002, 06:58 AM
From Pootertoot's command center to Gvac's safe house, there is something sinister going on here. I don't have all the facts, but I do know that:
Sunny purchased "Stinger Missiles" and Baklava from Syria.
Rooster claims to be a "patriot"..what was he doing in Tehran last month?
Pantera: The "Mexican Connection"..smuggling God knows what across the boarder..he scares me.
Dan: "Master of Forgery"..why did he offer to sell me a Jordanian Passport? Writing Dan?
JustJon: Uh, excuse me, is that really a Satellite Dish on your roof? Who are you talking to? And those strange crates you shipped to Moscow. What are you up to? The "Communications Expert".
Gwen: The "Femme Fatale": her real name is Natasha, and that's all I know.
Horde King: Just rent "The Manchurian Candidate" to see what he's up to.
Jef and Carter: Dossier incomplete..so far!
Gvac: Don't be fooled.."Mr. Nice Guy" will snap your neck for sensitive top level security secrets.
And who is "Krikor"?????
Be warned people..something evil is happening here.

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F1Gm3nT
02-16-2002, 07:25 AM
wow... first time I dont see a black guy nor a spic in a master plan


"Fuck the world dont ask me for shit
Everything you need you gotta work hard for it" - B.I.G.

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mrbungle
02-16-2002, 07:32 AM
Heckler, you're one crazy ass bastard, but I'm glad you're on our side :) What's the strategic defense plan?

It's not funny, my ass is on fire...

The Blowhard
02-16-2002, 07:41 AM
We have people on the "inside". That's all I can say. And always remember: "loose lips sink ships"!!!

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IkeaBoy
02-16-2002, 08:11 AM
Horde King: Just rent "The Manchurian Candidate" to see what he's up to.are you saying that Horde's running a flower discussion panel?

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RF Godfather
02-16-2002, 08:20 AM
We have people on the "inside". That's all I can say. And always remember: "loose lips sink ships"!!!I wonder who Heck is implying... ::cough::

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PanterA
02-16-2002, 08:54 AM
I dont know what you're talking about Heckler, but I hope you dont have any freak "accidents" at home anytime soon.

Maybe we can talk about what you think is going on, I'm sure i can assure you nothing strange is happening.

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

Tenbatsuzen
02-16-2002, 01:58 PM
Meanwhile, I'm telling our investors that everything is fine and they should buy more stock. And yes, employees, your 401K's are more than safe.



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42nd-delay
02-16-2002, 02:04 PM
And who is "Krikor"?????
I don't know, but with a name like that he sounds suspicious...

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impactplayer2k1
02-16-2002, 02:07 PM
And how do you know that these "insiders" aren't giving you false info?

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

Tenbatsuzen
02-16-2002, 02:10 PM
Krikor is actually Dr. Falken's dead son.

Would you like to play a game of Chess?



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K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-16-2002, 03:02 PM
I'm watching. Waiting.

The red dawn of Krikor will soon be upon us.

The Blowhard
02-16-2002, 10:36 PM
Just go to the "About Us"section on the board. It says that "Krikor" is a Moderator. Who?
I'm warning everybody, something is wrong here, very wrong! Get out now!!!!

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"Old Moderators never die, they just smell that way".

RF Godfather
02-17-2002, 03:27 AM
Oh Lord what else is next, Pootertoot creating crop circles in the shape of vaginas in Entertainment?!?

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JustJon
02-17-2002, 01:12 PM
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The Blowhard
02-17-2002, 09:04 PM
I do not fear the evildoers, I will fight side by side with Platinum DeBarge and take down the forces of Krikor!
Jon has alway been a scary sort, I am fully aware of his technical prowess, but I will win the hearts and minds of the people..FREEDOM!!!!

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"Old Moderators never die, they just smell that way".

PanterA
02-17-2002, 09:52 PM
Please dont wake the beast that is krikor.

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::BIZZZT::Must kill Heckler::Must kill Heckler::BZZT::Must kill Heckler::


GREAT!! look what you did!

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

The Blowhard
02-17-2002, 10:04 PM
Nobody kills me! I have the secret launch codes locked away in a very safe and secure place. If something happens to me, my associates are instructed to inform the FBI and the media! KRIKOR must be destroyed!

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"Old Moderators never die, they just smell that way".

F1Gm3nT
02-17-2002, 10:14 PM
so that is what really happend with Eggers !!!
you guys made them give me medication so they could shut up Eggers!!!
WAS IT THE FACT THAT HE KNEW THE TRUTH!!!!
THE TRUTH SHALL BE KNOWN TO ALL!!!!

LONG LIVE EGGERS!!!!

"Fuck the world dont ask me for shit
Everything you need you gotta work hard for it" - B.I.G.

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wilee
02-18-2002, 05:54 AM
Remember, Heckler, Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you.


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Captain Rooster
02-18-2002, 06:56 AM
HECKLER!!, Mr. Old School, why don't you tell the members what you were doing while "vacationing" in the Middle East during the 80s.

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KRIKOR LIVES!



This message was edited by LTRooster on 2-18-02 @ 10:59 AM

JustJon
02-18-2002, 06:59 AM
the rooster is in the henhouse. terminate the fox. the eagle lands at 0800.

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42nd-delay
02-18-2002, 07:02 AM
Once I thought I could control Krikor, but now Krikor controls me.

Beware the vigilant watchman.

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"42nd-delay is a terrible name, let's face some facts here people." - Fez, 2/7/02

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CovDiesel
02-18-2002, 07:35 PM
um... buttplug?

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JustJon
02-19-2002, 10:38 AM
If this is your first night at fight club, you must fight.

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Gwen
02-19-2002, 10:41 AM
Shhhhh.....I think they're starting to suspect something, we may need to abort. Remember: the password is clam chowder....

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impactplayer2k1
02-19-2002, 10:43 AM
I'm not liking this "evil axis"! I'll stand by anyone whose against them.

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

The Blowhard
02-19-2002, 09:33 PM
Just knowing I have "The Impact Man" on my side..we will defeat the evil Krikor!!!! Freedom!!!!!!!!!!

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"Old Moderators never die, they just smell that way".

PanterA
02-19-2002, 09:52 PM
I HAVE CONTROL OF THE POWERFUL KRIKOR! NOTHING CAN STOP ME KNOW! YOU WILL ALL FOLLOW IN MY PLANS TO TAKE OVER MACYS LADIES DEPARTMENT! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW MY DEMANDS THEN I WILL DEPLOY 5000 CHINAMEN TO ACTUALLY DO PEE-PEE IN YOUR COKE! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DRINK PEE? I DIDNT THINK SO!

THESE ARE ALSO THE DEMANDS OF KRIKOR AND YOU WILL OBEY OR NEVER DRINK ANOTHER GLASS OF COCA COLA AGAIN!!!!!!

MMUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

This message was edited by PanterA on 2-20-02 @ 2:02 AM

wilee
02-20-2002, 04:52 AM
You'll never find my secret stash of Coke syrup! NEVER!

Vector 182 mark 6, condition red, repeat condition red.


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F1Gm3nT
02-20-2002, 04:59 AM
SO YOU WERE BEHIND THE DISAPEARANCE OF EGGERS!!!!
I'll get ya Pantera
YOU GAVE ME THE PILLS THAT DROVE EGGERS AWAY

SHOULD"VE KNOWN

never knew why Eggers shrivels up everytime he sees your nick... now I know why!!!

I WILL AVENGE EGGERS!!!

I'm not happy about the fact that you just puked on my shoe, man. But I'm cuting you slack because this is obviosly your first rave and you seem to really dig my music. I've gotta tell you, though; that ain't gonna stop me from coming down on you like the apocalypse if you puke on my records. So step back from my turntables and pull yourself together. Now, rave on, my friend.

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Captain Rooster
02-20-2002, 05:47 AM
The eggman has cracked, I say again, the eggman has cracked!

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F1Gm3nT
02-20-2002, 08:56 AM
was it beucase he knew too much?
WHY!??!?! TELL ME WHY!?!?

I'm not happy about the fact that you just puked on my shoe, man. But I'm cuting you slack because this is obviosly your first rave and you seem to really dig my music. I've gotta tell you, though; that ain't gonna stop me from coming down on you like the apocalypse if you puke on my records. So step back from my turntables and pull yourself together. Now, rave on, my friend.

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impactplayer2k1
02-20-2002, 10:12 AM
I'll be damned if you pee in my coke! Be ready, I got my arsenals ready for deployment!

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

iscream22
02-20-2002, 11:16 AM
I used to be perrynoids homie, and now IM PLANNING TO MURDER HIM...


just kiddin
i think

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PanterA
02-20-2002, 12:11 PM
MY POWERS ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH! MY PLANS ARE IN EFFECT, AND IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW MY LAW YOU WILL SOON KNOW WHAT PEE TASTES LIKE! TO ALL THOUGHS WHO ARE WITH ME, SOON WE WILL RAISE OUR ARMS IN VICTORY!

AND TO THOSE WHO ARE AGAINST ME...YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF PEE! BUT TRUST ME, PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE IS JUST THE FIRST STAGE OF MY BRUTAL ATTACK. MY SECOND ATTACK WILL COME WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP...YOU SEE, FIRST I'LL MOVE ALL YOUR FURNITURE AROUND, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR HAND IN WARM WATER AND AS YOU RUN TO THE BATHROOM I WILL LAUGH AS YOU BASH YOUR SHINS ON THE COFFEE TABLE!!!!

JOIN ME NOW!!!!!!

MMUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

42nd-delay
02-20-2002, 04:31 PM
Well, there's no use in maintaining this facade anymore.
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"42nd-delay is a terrible name, let's face some facts here people." - Fez, 2/7/02
<p><b>Now playing in the Entertainment forum - Murder at the Super Bowl: the Trailer!</b><br>
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This message was edited by 42nd-delay on 2-20-02 @ 8:48 PM

Tall_James
02-20-2002, 04:46 PM
I'm scared. Please hold me.

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

JustJon
02-20-2002, 05:04 PM
Pepsi, the ChOice Of a new generatiOn

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PanterA
02-20-2002, 07:02 PM
42ND-DELAY YOU ARE WISE TO JOIN ME IN WORLD DOMINATION!!!

BY THE 12TH MOON OUR PLANS WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT AND NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF CAN STOP US!!

DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE POWER WE WILL HOLD WHEN MACY'S WOMENS DEPARTMENT IS OURS?!

LET ME EXPLAIN THEN MAYBE YOU SMALL MINDED PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND. A WOMEN CAN NOT RESIST A SALE! IF WE TAKE IT OVER THEN WE PUT EVERYTHING ON SALE WOMEN WILL FLOCK TO BUY MACY'S CLOTHING! NOW BECAUSE WE TOOK IT OVER AND DIDNT PAY FOR ANYTHING THAT IS ALL PROFIT TO US!! THIS WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO PUTTING EVERY OTHER WOMENS CLOTHING COMPANY OUT OF BUSINESS...THEN WE JACK THE PRICES 100%!!

BUT!!! IN THE MEANTIME SINCE WE WILL BE RAKING IN NOTHING BUT PROFIT, ALL OUR MONEY WILL BE GOING TO BUY RUSSIA'S NUCLEAR ARRSENAL!!

THEN WE'LL BUILD A HUGE UNDERGROUND FORTRESS AND DO ALL OF OUR EVIL, DARK, DEVIOUS, MENACING DEEDS FROM!!!!!

IT'S POINTLESS TO RESIST AT THIS POINT! JOIN US NOW!!!!!

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

JustJon
02-20-2002, 08:01 PM
Coded message received from agent Boscov:

The Lord and the Taylor seek the blue light special in the Target.

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PanterA
02-20-2002, 09:26 PM
http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/krikor1

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

The Blowhard
02-20-2002, 11:41 PM
Like Mel Gibson in "Braveheart", well maybe not that, maybe Captain Parmenter in "F-Troop", I will lead the fight against the tyrants! FREEDOM!

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"Old Moderators never die, they just smell that way".

RF Godfather
02-21-2002, 04:55 AM
I will fight... I can not resist... must.... not... give in....

DOMINATION IS OURS! KRIKOR IS THE FUTURE! ALL HAIL KRIKOR! PEE-PEE IN COKE-COKE IMMINENT! THE DAWN OF KRIKOR IS HERE! THE SUN WILL NEVER AGAIN SET ON KRIKOR!

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F1Gm3nT
02-21-2002, 06:51 AM
FOR EGGERS!!!!!!!

I'm not happy about the fact that you just puked on my shoe, man. But I'm cuting you slack because this is obviosly your first rave and you seem to really dig my music. I've gotta tell you, though; that ain't gonna stop me from coming down on you like the apocalypse if you puke on my records. So step back from my turntables and pull yourself together. Now, rave on, my friend.

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impactplayer2k1
02-21-2002, 06:59 AM
TO ALL FREEDOM FIGHTERS, ON HECKLERS COMAND, UNLEASH HELL!!!!

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

Zipgun
02-21-2002, 08:58 AM
I am interested in World Domination...

verrrry interested.

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This message was edited by skidmark on 2-21-02 @ 1:01 PM

wilee
02-21-2002, 09:38 AM
I think Pinky and The Brain tried that a while back (tried to take over the women's department of a store to control the world). Didn't work out...



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PanterA
02-21-2002, 10:27 AM
All those intrested in world domination email me rnfpantera@aol.com

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

impactplayer2k1
02-21-2002, 10:35 AM
Your wrong pantera! The dark side is not stronger...I am a jedi like my father...you can never turn me!

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

PanterA
02-21-2002, 10:38 AM
HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE BUT A MERE MOTAL!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE POWERS OF K.R.I.K.O.R? IMPACTPLAYER....MY NEW ARCH-ENEMEY, YOU ARE SIMPLY A FLY ON THE WRONG SIDE OF A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER!

TONIGHT YOU WILL RECIEVE A PHONE CALL EVERY 20 MINUTES AFTER 2:30AM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THEN I WILL PLAY RING AND RUN! YOU ARE FOOLISH TO FIGHT K.R.I.K.O.R.!!

MMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3[B]I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

wilee
02-21-2002, 11:08 AM
RECIEVE A PHONE CALL EVERY 20 MINUTES

THEN I WILL PLAY RING AND RUN!I sense a recurring theme here... perhaps a rousing chorus of "My Ding-A-Ling" is in order?

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impactplayer2k1
02-21-2002, 11:12 AM
Krikor sounds alot like crack-whore. So, I dont fear you, even if im the only one fighting the good fight. Go ahead and call me...you shouldn't leave your shades open like that. someone could be looking in right now...

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-21-2002, 11:16 AM
Nothing will get in our way. The new changes around here signal that the red dawn is finally upon us.

Pantera will ride his black stallion through the streets, spilling the blood of the many, many virgins of Ronfez.net so that we may sup from its purity and know power.

Join us, for we know where you live and we've seen where you sleep. We swear to ME that your mother's will CRY when they've seen what we've done to you.

And imagine what we'll do to your mother after that

impactplayer2k1
02-21-2002, 11:19 AM
my mom is dead already!

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

wilee
02-21-2002, 11:23 AM
I'm joining the good fight, I got your back IP2K1!

"We shall fight on until the curse of KRIKOR is lifted from the brows of men." Paraphrasing the Great Winston Churchill

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K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-21-2002, 11:24 AM
Even better. We won't have to cover her mouth, then.

impactplayer2k1
02-21-2002, 11:26 AM
The rebel alliance is beginning to grow!! Wilee is my explosives expert. Who else wants to join against Krikor?

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-21-2002, 12:41 PM
MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NOW THAT THE PALINDROME IS BEHIND US AND THE COMING OF THE 12TH MOON WILL SOON ARAISE MY POWERS ARE GROWING STRONGER BY THE MINUTE!

IMPACT AND WILEE YOU ARE MY FIRST TARGETS. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DEFEAT AN UNBEATABLE FORCE SUCH AS K.R.I.K.O.R.?

MY FIRST WAVE OF ATTACK HAS BEEN DEPLOYED AND YOU WILL SOON LEARN THE TASTE OF PEE-PEE!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/krikor1

Gwen
02-21-2002, 05:00 PM
Heckler, ImpactPlayer: There is only one person you can have on your side who has a snowballs chance in hell of defeating K.R.I.K.O.R...<b>Kung Fu Hamster</b>, but I have kidnapped him and I'm holding him for ransom ::::evil gwen laugh::: hahahaha...

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This message was edited by Gwen on 2-22-02 @ 9:30 AM

F1Gm3nT
02-21-2002, 06:25 PM
no Gwen... the only one able to save us alll... is a long lost adorable rabbit
OOLONG!!!! SAVE US!!!

was that the cute lil rabbits name?

I'm not happy about the fact that you just puked on my shoe, man. But I'm cuting you slack because this is obviosly your first rave and you seem to really dig my music. I've gotta tell you, though; that ain't gonna stop me from coming down on you like the apocalypse if you puke on my records. So step back from my turntables and pull yourself together. Now, rave on, my friend.

<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/41544.gif" width="300" height="100>

JerseyRich
02-21-2002, 07:23 PM
I would like to pledge my undying allegiance to the Evil Axis.
Sounds like a good ol time...

Plus I am into the world domination thing.;)

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Waaaaa!Waaaaa!

This message was edited by JerseyRich on 2-21-02 @ 11:25 PM

Pootertoot
02-21-2002, 07:24 PM
Gwen, your feeble attempt to defeat us with outside assistance is LAUGHABLE.

Kung Fu Hamster trained under one man...a man he could never defeat for he invented and perfected the art of Crouching Gerbil, Hidden Hamster...one who pledged his allegiance to the MIGHTY Krikor long, long ago...and that man's name...is HARVEY THE WONDER HAMSTER.

None shall defeat the forces of K.R.I.K.O.R.

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Censored, Because I'm a Responsible Moderator, who fucks children in the ass.

nickeye
02-21-2002, 07:29 PM
is HARVEY THE WONDER HAMSTER.
I better not see another shot of Pootertoot's ass right now. I mean it.

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42nd-delay
02-21-2002, 07:33 PM
FOOLS. AS YOU WASTE TIME WITH YOUR UNBACKED THREATS, WE CONTINUE TO GAIN STRENGTH. REMEMBER, ONLY THOSE WHO JOIN US WILL FIND OUT WHAT K.R.I.K.O.R. STANDS FOR. PLUS, THEY QUALIFY FOR OUR OUR REVENUE SHARING PLAN AND LONG TERM DISABAILITY!!

YOUR HAMSTERS ARE USELESS AGAINST US. WE WILL SMASH THEM WITH OUR GIANT SHOES.

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Gwen
02-21-2002, 08:00 PM
Did anyone even read my post. Kung Fu Hamster is the only one who can kill krikor and by having the hamster Im SAVING krikor!!! By charging ransom for the hamster Im helping krikor get money...duh...Im down with krikor....Zoltan!....wait no...I meant K.R.I.K.O.R.!

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K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-21-2002, 08:52 PM
[b]WE HOLD THE ONLY BEING THAT CAN DEFEAT ME AND MY ARMY IS GROWING!! IMPACTPLAYER, WILEE, HECKLER....YOUR COMBINED FORCES PROVE POWERLESS NOW!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ALL THIS AND ONLY 4 MORE DAYS TILL THE RISE OF THE 12TH MOON! I CANT BE STOPPED! I WONT BE STOPPED! MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION ARE IN MY GRASP!!

YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO JOIN ME IN WORLD DOMINATION! AND IF YOU DONT? WELL THEN I REPLACE ALL EASTER CHOCOLATES WITH EXLAX!!!!

MMUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW!!

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/krikor1

JerseyRich
02-22-2002, 02:50 AM
BEWARE ALL THAT OPPOSE K.R.I.K.O.R.!!!!

I am the Human Meat Bomb and I will stop at nothing to appease my leader!!!

Do not stand in my way!!!
Watch out for the projectiles coming from my ass!!! They hurt like a bitch and they can break the skin!



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Waaaaa!Waaaaa!

The Blowhard
02-22-2002, 03:27 AM
Be warned evildoers, the "Freedom Alliance" has moles. Lots of moles, working deep inside the putrid bowels of KRIKOR.
We are watching you..watch your backs, scoundrels! Freedom!!!!!!

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"Old Moderators never die, they just smell that way".

Captain Rooster
02-22-2002, 03:49 AM
Heckler and Drill Sergeant Hulka from Stripes have never been seen at the same place at the same time.

COINCIDENCE!!??

I THINK NOT!

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RF Godfather
02-22-2002, 04:09 AM
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! OURS IS THE ONLY POWER THAT EXISTS.

IMP2K1, WILEE, HECKLER, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! DOOMSDAY IS UPON US! NO HAMSTER OR OTHER FURRY CREATURE WILL BE SPARED ON THE CANVAS KNOWN AS RONFEZ.NET! MWUHAHAHAHHAH!

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Captain Rooster
02-22-2002, 05:50 AM
NO HAMSTER OR OTHER FURRY CREATURE WILL BE SPARED


Al Dukes is going to be pissed!

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wilee
02-22-2002, 06:35 AM
The Rebels are making headway! As you can see, our plan to lock the CAPS-LOCK key of K.R.I.K.O.R. agents is working! Our MUCAs are in place, and have become thouroughly familiar with the daily activities of K.R.I.K.O.R. agents. Their plan will meet a swift end.

Oh, and things will go BOOM too! (I am the explosives man after all!)


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42nd-delay
02-22-2002, 07:31 AM
Krikor sounds alot like crack-whore.

K.R.I.K.O.R. IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN CRACK.

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impactplayer2k1
02-22-2002, 07:47 AM
Tonite, at the fight, K.R.I.K.O.R. will suffer it's first casualty of war...get ready to suffer!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

furie
02-22-2002, 07:53 AM
See now, I thought this thread was going to be about "Axis and Allies" the board game.
silly me...

red falcon 3 @ zulu 7
resistance is never futile


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Thanks WWFallon!

This message was edited by furie on 2-22-02 @ 11:58 AM

JustJon
02-22-2002, 07:58 AM
To operatives codenamed Wedge and Biggs:

Those are not the droids you are looking for. Infiltration of rebellion unit zeta was the first step. This is not the Final Fantasy. Et tu, Brute?

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impactplayer2k1
02-22-2002, 08:11 AM
I found out from my "moles" that K.R.I.K.O.R. has a problems within its ranks.

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

Big Jim
02-22-2002, 08:22 AM
Ya'll have played one too many games of RISK growing up, I swear.

Dumb Donald was so dumb. Instead of praying to God at church, he prays to... <img src = "http://members.aol.com/jimandbryan/myhomepage/rnfbigjim.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US"> Thank you Jersey Rich for this sig!SEEEEEYUH!!
*BIG JIM*

K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-22-2002, 09:27 AM
[b]I REALIZE SOME OF THE REBEL FORCES WILL BE AT THE BIG ASS NIGHT OF FIGHTS...WELL K.R.I.K.O.R. WILL BE FULLY AWARE AND ARMED WITH SILLY STRING!!! YOU CAN'T stOP me nOw....waIT, WhaT's goiN' On...mY CAPS LOck is failiNG...

ooohhhh YOU FReedOm fORCes wILL pAy foR This!!!!!!!

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/krikor1

The Blowhard
02-22-2002, 09:34 AM
Is it safe?

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"It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice"

JustJon
02-22-2002, 10:29 AM
Operation Tarbaby is a success. By releasing false organization information to K.R.I.K.O.R. cells, we were able to isolate the units containing enemy spies. Entire units terminated to prevent leakage.

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wilee
02-22-2002, 10:41 AM
You may think you have smoked out our spies, but you will never find all of our MUCAs! Each one trained in the arts of subterfuge and culinary arts! Those who seem to be getting close to determining their real affiliation become a tasty pƒt‚ !!!! What did you have for lunch in the K.R.I.K.O.R. cafeteria today?

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JustJon
02-22-2002, 12:03 PM
pizza

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RF Godfather
02-23-2002, 03:52 AM
CHICKEN PARM!

K.R.I.K.O.R. iS YoUr SaViOuR, WhaT THE F...

<marquee> "In the end... it doesn't even matter..." ::Linkin Park:: </marquee>

This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 2-23-02 @ 7:55 AM

Hosp
02-23-2002, 09:31 AM
I have no allegiance to any of you and would like to offer my services to the highest bider. Besides my years of experience in espionage, I can make a mean baked ziti.

I have no concern over who wins, as long as the check clears.

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

impactplayer2k1
02-23-2002, 09:37 AM
I hope you liked your drinks K.R.I.K.O.R., for you see, i obtained the services of the employees of the downtown and you and your members were served drinks mixed with pee-pee.

hahahahahahahahahahah, i knew you guys were extra thirsty, but i just didn't know how thirsty you REALLY were....

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

William Wallace
02-23-2002, 11:58 PM
Divided, we are destined for for tryranny and death, united, we will destroy the steel fisted rule of the evil KRIKOR. Unite, fellow board members, join me in battle.
I am just a common man, a man with love and pride for his homeland. I say better to fight and die than live on your knees under KRIKOR and his band of ruffians and thugs! Unite my friends!
Death to KRIKOR..FREEDOM!!!!

RF Godfather
02-24-2002, 03:00 AM
K.R.I.K.O.R. is the future of that which does not understand.... KRIKOR is the Savior you MUST show allegiance to... others in opposition will fall short! DEATH to the Revolution! OUR PLANS WILL NOT BE FOILED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!

WHO ELSE IS WITH K.R.I.K.O.R.!

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Hosp
02-24-2002, 05:57 AM
Just because that William guy is with the establishment, I must now join K.R.I.K.O.R. Internet "Characters" always piss me off and I'm not K1dding, right Jon >) ?

And just to point out to people who don't get it, K.R.I.K.O.R. is foghting for change, so they would be the revolutionaries, those againt K.R.I.K.O.R are supporting the Status Quo.

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

This message was edited by Hosp on 2-24-02 @ 10:05 AM

wilee
02-24-2002, 06:21 AM
Hosp? KRIKOR is out for world domination. That's hardly fighting the status quo. I don't sit under the thumb of anyone, hence my decision to defend the American way of life as it exists today. It may not be perfect, but we have seen the results of tyranny across the world, and the results are never good.

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Hosp
02-24-2002, 06:30 AM
I'm sorry Wille, but William Shakespear over there ruined it for everybody. And you guys are really going to be missing out with my ziti. I make my own sauce and use sausage instead of just ground beef.

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

William Wallace
02-24-2002, 06:46 AM
Just because that William guy is with the establishment, I must now join K.R.I.K.O.R. Internet "Characters" always piss me off and I'm not K1dding, right Jon >) ?


You sir, shall feel the wrath of the people, who will rise up against the tryranny of KRIKOR!

FREEDOM!

K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-24-2002, 07:48 AM
FOOLS, FOOLS!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DESTROY K.R.I.K.O.R. IS K.R.I.K.O.R. ITSELF, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF KUNG-FU HAMPSTER? BUT KUNG-FU HAMPSTER WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS, AND WILL BE DISPOSED OF IN A SLOW AND CONVOLUTED MANNER THAT STUPIDLY LEAVES ROOM FOR HIS ESCAPE. BUT IN MY SUPERVILLIAN ARROGANCE, I'M CONFIDENT HE WILL PERISH.

AND THEN ALL OF YOU WHO OPPOSE ME WILL BE CAPTURED ONE BY ONE AND BE FORCED TO TASTE TEST OUR NEW BRANDS OF PEE PEE SODA. CAN YOU SAY PEE PEE PEPSI TWIST?! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/krikor1

Hosp
02-24-2002, 08:09 AM
Wait? I thought Pepsi was on our side? Isn't that why we financially backed the whole Brittany Ad campaign? We bought that Super Bowl Commerial for nothing?

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

JustJon
02-24-2002, 04:46 PM
We also now have in our possession a secret weapon: Hosp's video tape collection! You will all be powerless now!!!!

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Hosp
02-24-2002, 05:51 PM
Just wait until I implement Operation Beulah.

And don't forget the DVDs.

<center>Proud to be representing the USA in the 2006 Olympics</center>

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-24-2002, 07:03 PM
i obtained the services of the employees of the downtown and you and your members were served drinks mixed with pee-pee. [b]YOU FOOL!! WE HAVE SPYS WITHIN YOUR SPYS. EVERY MEMBER OF K.R.I.K.O.R. WAS GIVIN PEE-PEE NULIFYING POWDER. THE POWDER MIXED IN YOUR DRINK AND IT KILLS THE GERMS AND TASTE OF PEE PEE!! MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE OLYMPICS ARE OVER AND THE PREMIRE OF THE NEW SEASON OF FRAISER IS APON US. MY POWERS ARE COMPLETE. I HAVE STARTED TO DOMINATE THE EARTH. WE STARTED INVADING OLD AGE HOMES AND RETARD SCHOOLS....BECAUSE, WELL WE HAVE TO PRACTICE. BUT OUR NEXT TARGET IS GRAMMER SCHOOLS. WE HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF SPITBALL AND ARENT AFRAID TO USE IT!

SOON MY...OUR DOMINTION WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!!

MuhhahHAHahAHah...

whAT the HeLL, yOu wonT TaKE awAy my cAPs lOCk!!
I tHOUght wE fIXED this.. goD DAMN it!

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/krikor1

The Blowhard
02-24-2002, 10:31 PM
We are closing in on "Krikor"..his days are numbered.

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"I don't wanna be a pinhead no more, I just met a Nurse that I could go for".

Captain Rooster
02-25-2002, 02:51 AM
KRIKOR...Crackwhore....hhhmmm...coincidence?

I think not!

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The Blowhard
02-25-2002, 07:32 AM
Just remember folks, every time you cop weed you support terrorists like KRIKOR.

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"I don't wanna be a pinhead no more, I just met a Nurse that I could go for".

wilee
02-25-2002, 07:39 AM
BUT OUR NEXT TARGET IS GRAMMER SCHOOLS.Perhaps you should take an English class while you're there!

Perhaps, the Rebels should release their ultra-secure top-secret weapon.... No, not yet, the time is not right. It is far too heinous to release this early.

Impact, I have to hand it to you, I thought the irradiation chamber in the Downtown's entrance was sheer genius. It was nice of the bouncers to hold people in that vestibule long enough to irradiate the members of K.R.I.K.O.R. so that they are easier to track. Nice side benefit was what it did to the drink powder. Who would have thought that would happen?

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William Wallace
02-26-2002, 08:02 PM
Thy battle continues, dastardly one!

RF Godfather
02-27-2002, 05:11 AM
HECKLER IS SPREADING IES ABOUT KRIKOR!

KRIKOR HAS A GREATER PLAN! ALL WILL SEE ALL WILL SEE!

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William Wallace
03-02-2002, 12:40 PM
Alas, Krikor is dead! Krikor is dead!
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JustJon
03-02-2002, 12:45 PM
Alas, KRIKOR lives. You have killed his decoy. His royal bodyguard.

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Captain Rooster
03-02-2002, 01:07 PM
KRIKOR is a rejected janitor with social anxiety disorder. Beware, he has access to bleach and Windex!

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WWWEEEEEEEE!

K.R.I.K.O.R.
03-02-2002, 01:17 PM
[b]YOU FOOLS, YOU THINK I CAN BE KILLED? WELL YOU'RE WRONG! I AM ALIVE, I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY PAINTING MY NEW EVIL LAB, AND SPENDING TIME WITH MRS. K.R.I.K.O.R....YOU KNOW HOW THAT CAN BE. NAG NAG NAG YOU NEVER TAKE ME OUT, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WORLD MORE THEN YOU CARE ABOUT ME BLAH BLAH BLAH. BUT NOW I AM BACK AND REALLY PISSED OFF!!! HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE KILL MY LOYAL BODYGUARD FELIPE!! NOW YOU WILL ALL FEEL THE RATH OF K.R.I.K.O.R. !!!

EVERY MINION OF K.R.I.K.O.R. HAS PUT SLIME ON THE EAR PIECE OF YOUR TELEPHONES AND SURAN WRAP OVER THE HOLES OF YOUR TOILET BOWLS. AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, WE SWITCHED EVERY PEANUT M&M WITH DOODY BALLS!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/krikor1

This message was edited by K.R.I.K.O.R. on 3-2-02 @ 5:32 PM

Hosp
03-02-2002, 01:44 PM
Wait? Our Leader is Pussy Whipped? Eh, who isn't?

All Hail K.R.I.K.O.R. (Why am I picturing Cobra Commander?)

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Ralphy Ramone
03-02-2002, 05:41 PM
Hello Mama Bear,this is Papa Bear!


"I see nusszzing"!!

The Blowhard
03-08-2002, 04:56 AM
KRIKOR is done. Game over ha ha!

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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead"

wilee
03-08-2002, 05:05 AM
Good thing I don't eat M&M's- no quality control. Too many W's, E's and backwards E's in the bag. You'd think they could keep their letters straight! If they can't do that, what's to stop some whipped ego-maniac bent on taking over the world from trudging in there and messing with ingredients? But I digress...

The "Forces United to Kill KRIKOR" are continuing their campaign. Felipe is but one the lucky ones who died early. Granted, our sniper was sent a grainy picture of Krikor and it was an innocent mistake. Plus he's still recovering from cataract surgery, but we WILL press on to see that the American way of life continues.

We already have reports of in-fighting in the ranks of KRIKOR, and will sit back and watch them destroy themselves from the inside out. If things aren't going quickly enough, we shall unleash our ultra-secure secret weapon. Then everyone will be wishing they had been killed early on like Felipe!

Oh, we did send a card to his family for the funeral....

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DarkHippie
03-08-2002, 05:21 AM
I've found him . . . I've found him . . . he's here . . . must see . .. heckler *drags meat bomb lacerated body across floor*

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CovDiesel
03-08-2002, 08:37 AM
um...

They want to execute KRIKOR... and we think that sucks ass...

So we should prank call a bunch of police man and order pizzas to their houses that they didn't order.

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

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The Blowhard
03-12-2002, 08:40 PM
Damn it, KRIKOR lives!
And I wish Ralphy Ramone would stop giving out Col. Hogan's secret code words from Stalag 13!

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"I am slowly turning into the Andy Rooney of the board and I don't like it"

wilee
03-13-2002, 05:28 AM
The "Forces United to Kill Krikor" are back in action. We have contacted Mars Candies and informed them of the contamination of their products. I have to admit, that sending in your agent disguised as a seasoned "m" stamper was pretty sneaky. It only took them a week to realize they were paying your man to do something that was done by machine....

Our scientists are anxiously awaiting when we can unleash our ultra-secure secret weapon. They want to see it in action after all the research and devopment work they put into it. Not to mention that their contract says they get paid only if it is successfully used. I mean, until we got that clause in their contract, they tried passing off these worthless weapons like tactical nukes and stealth bombers. Bah! We pay you for RESULTS damnit!

Anyhow- Felipe's funeral was nice. Unfortunate that it was a closed casket, but our sniper has fully recovered from his cataract surgery, so mishaps like that shouldn't happen again.

Beware- agents of KRIKOR...

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impactplayer2k1
03-13-2002, 05:42 AM
Sorry for going off by myself, but i did it! I RECAPTURED THE KUNG-FU HAMPSTER! Now stand back and stand in awe of the mighty kung-fu hampster.

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"Anticipation is the greatest form of pleasure."

Gwen
03-13-2002, 08:28 AM
You may have stolen the original Kung-Fu Hamster back, but while in our clutches we cloned his furry little ass and created an entire army of hamsters which will lead the world in a giant never ending round of the hamster dance.
"doo doo do do do do do doo, do doh de doh dooo...."

You will all be mesmirized by the sea of gyrating genetically engineered hamsters and thus K.R.I.K.O.R. shall prevail again. Remember we're alwasy a step a head of you, amateurs...
mwuahahahahahahaa!!

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Hosp
03-13-2002, 08:44 AM
Praise Be K.R.I.K.O.R.!!!!



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wilee
03-13-2002, 10:25 AM
Cloning Kung-Fu Hamster is but a minor setback for "Forces United to Kill KRIKOR". We anticipated such a strategy, seeing as how you had him in your clutches for several weeks- it was an obvious direction you would take.

Our forces have been alerted to take out any dancing, genetically engineered hamsters they see. Fortunately, Kung-Fu Hamster is recovering well. Aside from the fur you shaved off of him and his hankering for goulash, he is in fine shape. We will be a;ldka;ohj;j a;kdfj

Sorry, just killed a dancing hamster crossing my keyboard.

We will be ready with Kung-Fu Hamster and our ultra-secure secret weapon soon. KRIKOR will be nothing but a fading memory soon...

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Hosp
07-30-2002, 03:42 PM
Come on guys, let's get the old faction back together...

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Death Metal Moe
07-30-2002, 04:20 PM
Wow, that was retarded

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Hosp
07-30-2002, 06:12 PM
Then it's par for the course, Moe.

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Spanish:Follar, tirar
German:Fick
French:Baiser
Dutch:Rampetampen
Japanese:yah-loo

Cybersoldier
07-30-2002, 06:22 PM
ok who going to agents mulder and scully and the cigerattee smoking man

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JustJon
07-30-2002, 06:43 PM
you can't get a band back together that never broke up.

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RF Godfather
07-31-2002, 05:27 AM
KRIKOR has always existed. We have spies inside all other factions, the LwO, the Irish faction, Death faction... who can you trust?!?

KRIKOR is the way, the truth and the LIFE!

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ZOINKS, DEEK!

JustJon
07-31-2002, 10:01 AM
w3 0w||z j00

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Gwen
07-31-2002, 12:55 PM
j0ll
th4t //@$ $0m3 ub3r L33t $h!t

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PanterA
07-31-2002, 01:10 PM
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JustJon
07-31-2002, 01:12 PM
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Hosp
07-31-2002, 01:39 PM
DAMN! I lost my decoder ring.

Nice Homer, PanterA.

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<b>INDIVIDUAL</b><center>Bad Words From Around The World</center> <center>Fuck</center>
Spanish:Follar, tirar
German:Fick
French:Baiser
Dutch:Rampetampen
Japanese:yah-loo