Sentence Game

[EffMeBoobs]

Ok, it's really easy. I'll start off with 3 words and the next person who posts has to make a sentence out of it, and then come up with 3 words for the next person to come up with a sentence, and so forth.

Example:

tree, dog, piss

The dog pissed on the tree.



Ok, I'll start:



chinese, oranges, and cigars.

Now someone has to come up with a sentence containing those 3 words.

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Lisa Croft]

The retarded Chinese mime likes to be pelted with oranges while smoking cigars.

waffles, Tom Jones, Rickets

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[IkeaBoy]

Tom Jones stopped eating waffles thus then causing him to have rickets.

cup, chair, order

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[FUNKMAN]

After I placed my order I tasted piss in my cup and hence fell off my chair.

laugh jump pain

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"When people try to hand you something, don't take it, don't take it"

[furie]

I was laughing so hard i jumped
on my cat. he was in so much
pain i had to put him out of his
misery.

picture, potato, run




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[TheGameHHH]

I ran into a picture of my dog while eating a potato.

Tae-Bo, Internet, grass

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Jackie Sloan]

Tae-bo exercise whie smoking grass obtained from the internet is orgasmic.


stapler, guitar, puddle




noice!!

[Tall_James]

I used a stapler to fix my guitar which I broke after I slipped in a puddle of splooge.

Baboon, cheese, Pat Sajak

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[furie]

Pat Sajak always puts cheese on
his johnson before f'ing a
baboon.

Jamacia, T.V., shoot




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[IkeaBoy]

it's not hard to shoot a TV show in Jamacia

fight, epson, mesh

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Jackie Sloan]

i'd always fight the epson salt mesh bath scrubbing when I was a kid!




noice!!

[Jackie Sloan]

oops sorry!

beautiful, daughter, candy




noice!!

[MANdrew]

my friend has a daughter who is so beautiful and i just found out her box tastes like candy.


load, scotch, embryo

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[furie]

i drank a load of scotch and got
so drunk i forgot where i put the
embryo.

house, bird, fight




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[IkeaBoy]

when the momma bird cheating on the pappa bird there was a fight at the birdhouse.


center link italics

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[MANdrew]

the instructions were in italics: link the nipple clips to the center of the anal beads.


garlic, asphalt, wallop

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<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[impactplayer2k1]

after i got wallop by the piece of garlic, i relized i was laying on the asphalt.

tape, dildo, vanilla suave



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[IkeaBoy]

cover the dildo in vanilla suave as you shove it up her asshole. than tape her ass checks together.

six, lid, wire

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[impactplayer2k1]

After I wrapped her in wire, I popped the lid of my cooler and drank six bottles of corona.

rope, scream, deserved

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[IkeaBoy]

as i shoved the rope down her throat, she tried tos cream but they turned into gurgles as they came out strangling on the rope but hey, the bitch deserved it.

hat, feather, cigar

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[MANdrew]

you can tell im a pimp by the feather in my hat and the cigar that i smoke


doorbell, french, potato stix

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<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[PanterA]

The french man got so scared when he heard the doorbell he crapped his pants, which happen to smell like patato stix. quite odd.

frog, bodyshots, condoms (try that one!!)

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[furie]

i ate potato stix while my french
maid answered the doorbell

oops! sorry about that. we'll go
with Pantera's





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This message was edited by furie on 2-16-02 @ 7:27 PM

[Earth2RON]

the frog leaped into my condom just as i was about to do my bodyshots.

oralsex,parents,wedding

"where the white women at"?

[EffMeBoobs]

I was performing oral sex on my sister's new husband at her wedding when my parents walked in, holding the ring bearer in their arms and feeling his young scrotal sac up.

saffron, candle , polyester

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.



This message was edited by EffMeBoobs on 2-16-02 @ 8:03 PM

[IkeaBoy]

does anyone hate those gap commercials where they sing the saffron song and make you want to light up their polyster pants with a candle?

speaker, outline, switch

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[furie]

i could just see the outline of the
warden when i heard him say
over the loudspeaker "Throw the
switch."

army, knife, absorb


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[Earth2RON]

the speaker in my car blew out,because i hit the wrong switch which then made the outline of my pants show how much i peed myself.

boytoy,carson daly,candle wax

"where the white women at"?

[Earth2RON]

go with furie's

"where the white women at"?

[EffMeBoobs]

I was dripping candle wax on my Carson Daly poster because it's a fetish of mine, which also includes rubbing green olive juice on boytoys like Brad Pitt and Luke Wilson.

sock, Teddy Ruxpin, gall bladder

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[IkeaBoy]

Teddy Rupskin doesn't have a gall bladder despite him being a technologically advanced sock.

coffee, nine, three

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[zathrus]

Nine drunk midgets beat me for
three hours because I wouldn't
give them coffee.


(let's go with furie's, we skipped
him)
knife, army, absorb


--zathrus
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[Tall_James]

My swiss army knife just cut a whole in your duke, hope that pad is absorbant enough.

Volkswagon, Val Kiler, Vasoline

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[Tall_James]

sorry

Volkswagon, Val Kilmer, Vasoline

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[Earth2RON]

val kilmer was ran over by a volkswagon,and the doctor used vasoline to dry his lips.

pancakes,beer,football

"where the white women at"?

[zathrus]

While driving my volkswagen
down vasoline drive, I ran over
Val Kilmer.


bobsled, lapdance, seven


--zathrus
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[Sheeplovr]

The seven jamacin bobsled team mebers got lapdances from Transexual hookers


Chicken, pot, pie

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[Captain Stubing]

I was eating eat, ya know pie, something pie...tastes like chicken...damm I should lay off the pot.

smelly, cowboy, finger

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[PanterA]

Sorry Earth2RON i deleted all of those replys and forgot to leave one lol BUT Earth2RON wrote:

"The Cowboy had a smelly finger when he pulled it out of his horse's arse."

Batman, Catwoman, Threesome

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

This message was edited by PanterA on 2-16-02 @ 11:47 PM

[PanterA]

Batman and Robin had a threesome with Catwoman. (That was easy)

Cribdeath, Joyous, school fair.
(TRY THAT ONE!! this game is fun when you try to stump the next person)

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

This message was edited by PanterA on 2-16-02 @ 11:51 PM

[furie]

the teen mother was able to turn
a tragic cribdeath into a joyous
victory at the school fair.

trail, hammer, lust




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[PanterA]

The old mans lust for a married women ended late last night on old blindcove trail, when he beat her to death with a hammer.

bloody, basketball, motorcycle

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[Arienette]

the thief fled the scene on his motorcycle, palming the teller's bloody severed head like a basketball.

sleeping, eraser, wolf

......................
the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[Earth2RON]

i used the eraser that i keep in my sleeping back to fight of the wolf that was trying to eat my donut.

spice girls,knife,airplane

thank for the help pantera

"where the white women at"?

[IkeaBoy]

The sleeping wolf ate the kid leaving only his eraser behind.

dog, bold, help

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[FUNKMAN]

It was very bold of that man to confront that dog when that woman needed help.

whisper scream weep

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[IkeaBoy]

i whispered in her ear while she weeped not to scream.


dude, cartman suceced

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[PanterA]

Dude, how do you expect to succeed as a comic when all you have is that lame joke and a bad cartman voice?

finger food, hooker, grandma

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[MANdrew]

i sat there blindfolded, eating fingerfoods out of the hooker's ass when, by the texture of her anus, i realized it was my grandma.

fish hook, cabbage, unicycle

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[IkeaBoy]

when i learned my grandmother was a hooker i could only chop her up and serve her body parts as a meal which i called finger foods; a bad pun i know but no one picked up on it.

pedialyte, diarheah, cars

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[FUNKMAN]

One night when there were no cars around i deposited my diahrea into any empty bottle of pedialyte...

shot hair load

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[IkeaBoy]

i shot her load in her hair while wondering why a more creative grouping of words couldn't be created.

blonde, fresh, mondays

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[FUNKMAN]

On mondays there is always fresh fish at the market where the blonde girl thinks about the lamest three fucking words she just read...


octopus umbrella cucumber

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[PanterA]

As I sat on the peir under the umbrella, eating my cucumber salad, I notice an octopus in the water.

cream cheese, funeral, merry-go-round

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[EffMeBoobs]

Why do I always fantasize of eating cream cheese off Jung's stomach while he's on the white horse on the merry-go-round, whenever I'm sitting at a funeral?

Winnie the Pooh, salt, speculum

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[Tall_James]

The evil twin of Winnie the Pooh likes to sneak into the Gynecologist's office and sprinkle salt onto the speculum.

Dripping, axle, New Jersey Devils

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[furie]

the axle of my car was dripping in
blood after i backed over the NJ
Devils again...and again...and
again...

rock, sock, jock




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[Brick Jesus]

I was at a rock show, and saw a jock I went to high school with who used to rub one out in a sock.

Pizza, Calender, Boobies

Disclaimer: The comments of Brick Jesus do not represent the feelings or opinions of any normal individual.

[IkeaBoy]

i noticed on the calendar that it was a saturday which meant that I cut off a chick's breasts into tiny slips and put them on pizza, cook, and serve

carafe, pot, jar

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Sheeplovr]

I kept a carafe next to a pot on the self that i keep the jar with the hand of the monkey that gives me wishes


Cat,Retum,chess

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POWER AND CHAOS

[MANdrew]

like a livng chess game, the cat returned the new, "special" bone to the dog house as he let out a sedistic cat laugh

yo-yo, pigeon, textbook

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This message was edited by MANdrew on 2-17-02 @ 3:52 PM

[MANdrew]

double post, my apologies
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This message was edited by MANdrew on 2-17-02 @ 3:52 PM

[IkeaBoy]

after slamming the pigeon to death with a textbook i opened a yo yo and filled it with its remains.

eleven, UHF, dusbuster

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[FUNKMAN]

I saw a Martian with eleven eyes wathcing UHF while he had his penis inside a dustbuster...


sprint triceratops girdle

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[furie]

i had to sprint to catch the
triceratops, which is not easy to
do wearing a girdle.

leave, ink, g-spot




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[FUNKMAN]

it is written in ink somewhere that you should never leave the g-spot until the tremors subside...

glisten prostate airplane

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[IkeaBoy]

the shined the airplane made it glisten as he was having a prostate exam.

wallet, key, battery

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[FUNKMAN]

the key to a successful night with your girlfiend is having a condom in your wallet and a fresh battery in the vibrator...

tornado penthouse hibachi

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[furie]

it's never wise to let a penthouse
pet opeate hibachi in the back
seat of your tornado.

swan, outback, wipe






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[zathrus]

While cooking outback, I had to
wipe my ass with a swan.

aquaman, dildo, strawberries


--zathrus
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[Tall_James]

While the rest of the Superfriends were out, Aquaman snuck in Wonder Woman's room, sniffed her dildo and discovered it smelled like strawberries.

Woodworking, Chyna, Weebles

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[FUNKMAN]

Chyna would like to put the weebles that we made in woodworking class into her vagina and let me take them out with my teeth...

magic pleasure crowbar

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[EffMeBoobs]

It's my pleasure to announce the magic of a crowbar when inserted in a vagina, pure exctasy I say.

moon, prime rib, semen

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[FUNKMAN]

The last time I went down on my lady it tasted like prime rib and i was so good that she let me deposit my semen in her moon box...(what the?)


nipples magma saturn

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[Sheeplovr]

THe nipples on that girl had rings the size of saturn witch made her look hotter then magma


Train,Texas,Transexual

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[PanterA]

I met a beautiful girl on train headed down to Texas, it wasn't until I got my hands down her pants when I realized she was a transsexual.

Police, batch towel, ninja

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[FUNKMAN]

I was supposed to catch the bus to Transexual Transylvania to meet my lover but wound up getting a train in the o'l caboose by five redneck good o'l boys from Texas...

throat lightning starfish

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[MANdrew]

like a bolt of lightning, my manjuice shot to the back of her throat, then i withdrew and with my remaining spunk, i drew a starfish on her stomach.

handcuffs, trophy, compass

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<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[IrishAlkey]

I should win a trophy for removing those handcuffs with nothing but a compass.

balloon grease ocean

Figment stole my sig!

[Sheeplovr]

I put the left over grease in a ballon so i coudl take it with me on my trip over the ocean.


Blew,Bubbles,Socks

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POWER AND CHAOS

[FUNKMAN]

It was so long since i last shot a load that when my girlfriend blew me it made bubbles come out of her nose and knocked her socks off...
(yeah right)

cobra asteroid bra

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[Tall_James]

I took the train with an enormous transexual from Texas, as you know everything is bigger in Texas.

Diareah, Nausea, Sleepiness (the side effects of Zoloft)

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[Tall_James]

Oops, replied to the wrong one. Sorry Funkman.

While watching Stallone in "Cobra" , I told my girlfriend that I thought she had a couple of small asteroids in her bra.

Diareah, Nausea, Sleepiness (the side effects of Zoloft)

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[FUNKMAN]

After reading that last post i got both diahrea, nausea, and dammit, sleepiness too...

:) Just Kidding Mr Tall

javelin circus snickers

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[IkeaBoy]

at the circus the javelin thrower threw his javelin poorly and ended up impaling a child eating a snicker's bar.

disk, book, desk

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Sheeplovr]

On my desk there is a book with a disk inside.


Weener,Beaner,Ubangi

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POWER AND CHAOS

[PanterA]

The other day there was this crazy beaner running around main street with his weener hanging out yelling "Ubangi Ubangi!".

cornhole, pineapple, badminton

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[Tall_James]

Whilst scratching his weener, the beaner auto-mechanic told me "Ubangi this car up pretty good!"

Triumph, Mexican, Whitesnake

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Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[MANdrew]

a couple of mexicans were sitting outside a liquor store listening to Wu-Tang's "Triumph" when all the members of Whitesnake hopped out of a big red van and stole the mexican's radio.

biscuit, hippoptomus, quotient

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<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[Dan]

There is no greater triumph than sticking your whitesnake into a hot mexican princess.

Stapler, Canoodle, Snotty

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[PanterA]

Never canoodle with a stapler or a snotty tissue, you'll end up sticky and full of holes.


Festival, ghetto, hairball

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[FUNKMAN]

After going down on this Italian girl that I met at the St Tony's Festival in the ghetto end of Little Italy, i coughed up a hairball...

shark broccoli fist

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Sheeplovr]

I had to Get back my brocoli by shoving my fist up a shark.


Reduce,Reuse,recycle

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[FUNKMAN]

A good way for the company to save costs and reduce the budget is to implement Software Reuse and recycle their hardware...

viking crab rickshaw

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[MANdrew]

i felt just like a viking as a raped and pillaged the chinese whore in the back of the rickshaw; i didnt realize the bitch had crabs.

mayonaise, octogonal, microphone

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew42.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[ag]

The octogonal microphone smelled like mayonaise


gargantuan, modem, labido

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THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[furie]

i burned out my modem
downloadind porn, due to my
gargantuan labido

check, goose, pin



This message was edited by furie on 2-18-02 @ 9:10 PM

[MANdrew]

pin down that goose, check for herpes and then fuck it hardcore, boy!


twist, eagerly, habitual

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew42.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[FUNKMAN]

I was an habitual book reader who would eagerly read to learn of the twist to the plot...
(hey, no sex or curse words)

feather cactus abrasion

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">


This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-18-02 @ 10:41 PM

[Tall_James]

Chubby Checker, a habitual necrophiliac, eagerly did the twist with a corpse.

Pierce, Orange, Baboon

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[PanterA]

Ringling Brothers Circus will be touring again and the main event is the revealing of Pierce, the orange baboon.

Crock, rock, doc

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

[deckert]

She grabbed his rock and he let out a crock, and then called his doc the next morning about the rash.

R‚gime Japans Q-tip

[legroommusic]

the regime of past japans did not have the mordern comforts of today's society, such as the Q tip.


Quarry dancer nephew

let me know.

[IkeaBoy]

The dancer's nephew fell into the quarry where his head smashed against rocks causing his cranium to crack spreading the precious brain juice onto the dust below.

pure, switch, calculator

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[ag]

My calculator is so pure of crap , I had to switch brands


kindred , aplomb, zenith

(if these are impossible please tell me and Ill change them ASAP)

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THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[MANdrew]

i put down my math homework and switched my grip from my calculator to my junk as i stumbled upon FBP's pure extacy website.

gargoyle, thimble, solstice

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew42.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[IkeaBoy]

as the winter solstice approached, the snow covered the stone gargoyles which were a staple of the city's buildings, when the young orphan girl found a small thimble buried in the white mounds that covered the earth.

give, out, computer

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 2-19-02 @ 1:08 AM

[FUNKMAN]

I had to give Cablevision a call, my cable went out and it stinks to surf the Internet with my computer on 56k dialup...

cactus abrasion feathers



<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Captain Rooster]

My mother, in a fit of rage, spanked my bare ass, and screamed, "Give me your computer porn password, and get outside and rake those leaves!"


BTW, Ikea, that last sentence brought a tear to my eye. I want to know more about that girl's winter adventure.


HIV, clown, Camaro

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/roosterclawsanime.gif>

Rooster

[FUNKMAN]

We felt we would just clown around in the back of my Camaro but it went too far and we both got checked for HIV but it turned up negative...

"I'll try this one more time"
:)

abrasion feathers cactus

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Captain Rooster]

I rub cactus juice on my inner thigh if my rooster feathers cause abrasions after a long workout.

Polar bear, cupcake, glider

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/roosterclawsanime.gif>

Rooster



This message was edited by LTRooster on 2-19-02 @ 10:28 AM

[furie]

after being arrested for an
unfortunate glider accident, i was
put in prison. my cellmate was
Polarbear, and he called me
cupcake.

violence, ring, wheel




<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/surfer.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks WWFallon!

[Dan]

I gave my bookie a ring and placed a wheel bet on the horse Violence.

ticket, dilatory, custodian

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/dansig1
Check out my <font color=red>New</font> Column ("King of Pop My Ass") on FoundryMusic.com: http://www.foundrymusic.net/magazine/displaycolumn.cfm?intsubject=84&intcateg=2


This message was edited by Dan on 2-19-02 @ 10:41 AM

[IkeaBoy]

as the dilatory custodian put off cleaning he found a magic ticket in a toilet bowl.

stripes, composition, apple

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[ag]

The Juices in my Apple, ruined the blue stripes in my compostion notebook

Bug, Cigarettes, urinal

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/rfnetag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[Tall_James]

Finally deciding to quit smoking, I jumped out of my Volkswagon Bug and tossed my cigarettes into the urinal.

Red, White, Blue

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
Dodging low-flying aircraft since 1977.

[furie]

why is it the russians copied us
by using red,white, and blue for
their post-ussr flag. copy-cat
communist!

twig, fig, wig




<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/surfer.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks WWFallon!

[FUNKMAN]

I attended the costume party wearing just a wig and a fig leaf over my twig...

(not really though!)

navel syrup telephone

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[MANdrew]

she was licking syrup out of my navel when she bit my stomach so i clocked her in the head with the telephone and kicked her out of bed.

play dough, completion, slot machine

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew42.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[deckert]

I rewired my play dough slot machine to bring me to completion.

maverick, theory, sac

[FUNKMAN]

The young maverick kangaroo had his own theory of independance and refused to ride in his mothers sac...

dinosaur striptease policeman

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[Sheeplovr]

The dinosaur policeman barged into my hoem while 14 year old girls were doign a stripteast for my cusins batuler party

Dream,Batch,Ice Cream Cone

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[FUNKMAN]

I keep having this dream that I have this big batch of delicious ice cream but i only have one ice cream cone and it breaks...

funky berries paddle

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/3dflagsdotcom_gfr_2fawl.gif">


This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-20-02 @ 3:56 PM

[Jackie Sloan]

I'd paddle my way but funky berries pond is too thick



Sheeplover, Heckler, IceCreamGirl

noice!

[FUNKMAN]

As I was on stage doing my comedy act there was a Heckler in the audience, so I told him his father was a Sheeplover and his mother was an IceCreamGirl because she loved to get licked by dogs...

exercise breakfast herpes

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/3dflagsdotcom_gfr_2fawl.gif">

"come again in the rice pudding"

[PanterA]

As I sat and ate the biggest breakfast and thought to myself, fuck it! why should i exercise, i have herpes! i'll never get laid again!

roastbeef, hamcunt, beenbag chair

(BTW it's funny how I start pages 4,5,6 LOL i swear i'm not planning it that way!)

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig3I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

This message was edited by PanterA on 2-20-02 @ 7:38 PM

[FUNKMAN]

Rumor has it that CovDiesel has a liking toward hamcunt(what the?) but I myself prefer a roast beef on rye as I'm sitting on my beanbag watching the tube...


cyclone peach makeup

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/3dflagsdotcom_gfr_2fawl.gif">

"come again in the rice pudding"

[ag]

MY freind called me a Hamcunt when I made him sit on a roastbeef sandwhich on his favorite beanbag chair

Beer, poland , fire extinguisher

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/rfnetag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[FUNKMAN]

In Poland they put out fires with beer and then go home and crack open a fire extinguisher...

no offense...

cyclone peach makeup

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/3dflagsdotcom_gfr_2fawl.gif">

"come again in the rice pudding"

[ag]

The cyclone put makeup on my peach

milk crate ,spoon, teeshirt

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/rfnetag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[FUNKMAN]

After stopping to pick up a new teeshirt I went down to buy a new soup spoon but was upset to learn that my car was now resting on a milk crate...

foggy dragonfly spaghetti



<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/3dflagsdotcom_gfr_2fawl.gif">

"come again in the rice pudding"

[Tall_James]

After seeing the new Kevin Costner film "Dragonfly" I felt foggy and fell face first into my spaghetti.

Love, Angry, Death

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
I'm looking down your blouse right now and you don't even know it.

[MANdrew]

you will be neither angry nor fear death if you have lived a life of love.


spanking, sioux, spicket

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew42.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[IkeaBoy]

After Spanking the Souix Indian Chief I cooked him on a spicket.

own, strawberries, bracelet

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[FUNKMAN]

The way to own a girsl heart at least for a little while is to buy her a nice bracelet and some chocolate covered strawberries...

bazooka kryptonite needle

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/3dflagsdotcom_gfr_2fawl.gif">

"come again in the rice pudding"

[furie]

i tried to kill superman with a bazooka, but ofcourse it din't work. so i poked him to death with a kryptonite needle. granted it took a while

screw, dart board, post-it's


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/surfer.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks WWFallon!

[JerryTaker]

After a terrific screw, I stuck one of those post-it's on her dart board about my HIV...

incriminate, semen, caterpillar

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
<IMG SRC="http://afs30.njit.edu/~gsm2321/sigpic2a.GIF">
"Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?"

[FUNKMAN]

The semen sample that was gathered by the police was going to incriminate the caterpillar for the murder of the tree...

bored cheater so-what

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/3dflagsdotcom_gfr_2fawl.gif">

"come again in the rice pudding"


This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-24-02 @ 3:53 AM

[FUNKMAN]

Some of you may feel I'm a cheater by answering my own post but I'm working 3rd shift again and I was so bored so I said "so what"

Plus I feel like such a "thread killer" No response since 2/21, and with such a cool thread...


rainbow sharing see-saw



<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">





This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-24-02 @ 3:59 AM

[Earth2RON]

a went to the end of the rainbow,and i started sharing my pot of gold,but then i saw a see-saw in the park so i went to play on it.

butter,a cow,strap on

hearing your voice brings meaning to my day.having you around brings chills down my spine.

[furie]

if you bang a cow while wearing a strap on, the milk will come out as butter.

pin, scrape, green



<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/surfer.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks WWFallon!

[Sheeplovr]

I becam famous becuase i was arested for lubeing up a strap on with butter and rapeing a cow

Freezer,
Fryer,
Electric boogaloo

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[Gaia]

I was arrested after shoving dead bodies in my freezer, and then doing the electric bugaloo with a fryer chicken strapped to my crotch.

Cheetah, peanut butter, tulip.

<IMG SRC="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/Davidd.jpg">

[IkeaBoy]

the cheetah ate a peanut b butter covered tulip and then mauled a child.

home, register, maul

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[furie]

i registered at home for the "I hate darth maul and everything about Episode I" club

pin, scrape, green


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/surfer.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks WWFallon!

[ag]

I want you to scrape this pin on your arm and see if green blood comes out.

Duplex, High definintion, mouse

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/rfnetag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[MANdrew]

i heard about this guy who broke into a miami duplex to steal their high definition toaster when a 9 foot mouse monster ate the guy whole!

pancakes, banchee, allegory

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrewgina.jpg">
<font color=yellow size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>

[zathrus]

while studying a bood on
allegory. I ate my pancakes and
listened to a new hot gospel
group, the banchees.



hockey
rat poision
chocolate chip ice cream


--zathrus
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/zathrusliberty.jpg">

[FUNKMAN]

The rodents in my house are so smart that they use toothpicks to play hockey with the rat poison and then celebrate their victories with a big scoop of my choclate chip ice-cream...


cologne bicep secret

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[zathrus]

Pee Wee Herman likes to put his
own secret cologne on every
other man's bicep.



utter
vampire
nose hair


--zathrus
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/zathrusliberty.jpg">

[IRISjr]

This vampire chick bit off my nose hair, it was utter horror.

Clituris
Oxycotton
Masterbate.

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[FUNKMAN]

Sometimes it stings when i mastubate with oxycotton, it leaves my clitoris a little sore...

explore intense aroma

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

I fell for your love when I was out of my mind
I fell for your love and now you tell me it's time
To kiss it away
To stand here and say
Goodbye

[IRISjr]

I was exploring funkmans mom's clit, and there was an intense aroma.

Funkman
Al Dukes
Butt

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[ag]

I had to explore where that intense aroma was comming from.

chickarina, airport, condom

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/rfnetag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[FUNKMAN]

I was running late so when i got to the airport I stopped and got a bowl of chikarina and was upset to find a condom wrapped around one of the little meatballs...


insert exhale propellar

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

I fell for your love when I was out of my mind
I fell for your love and now you tell me it's time
To kiss it away, To stand here and say
Goodbye



This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-24-02 @ 5:39 PM

[IRISjr]

Ikeaboy had a propellar to insert into his clit, he had to exhale not to hurt himself

Jesus
Monkey
Faggot

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[ROMEO]

The faggot got the HIV from the monkey,should have listened to Jesus.

melee,power,scrotum



GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[FUNKMAN]

At the "night of fights" the power went down which caused a melee after which somebodies scrotum was found on the floor...


lips raindrops corn


<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

I fell for your love when I was out of my mind
I fell for your love and now you tell me it's time
To kiss it away, To stand here and say
Goodbye

[ag]

I kissed her lips as the raindrops hit us and felt like corn falling from the sky


lane sharp emancipated

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/rfnetag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***

[FUNKMAN]

Penny Lane emancipated herself from the captors rope by cutting it with a sharp piece of glass...

purple licorice tractor

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

I fell for your love when I was out of my mind
I fell for your love and now you tell me it's time
To kiss it away, To stand here and say,
Goodbye

[Earth2RON]

i was listening my prince cd,and purple rain came on just as i was about to take the tractor for a spin to go pick up some licorice at the store.

butter,strap-on,a virgin girl

<img src="http://www.c:my documents
ew folderRFnetearth2ron.jpg">

[science!]

A perfrect way to break in a vergin girl is to butter her up and then f* her with a strap on

stop, this , shit



See Ya!

[IkeaBoy]

when i have diahreeah i scream out "stop this shit."

reply, to, topic

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[science!]

when Ikeaboy posts a funny message, I laugh and reply to this topic


lemonjuice, doodie, duty

See Ya!

[IkeaBoy]

The man with sores inside his ass bleeds everytime he makes a doodie so it's any sadists duty to push him on the floor, put one foot on his neck, spread open his ass checks and spread the lemonjuice as if it was holy water and you were performing an exorcism.

bullet, hole, library

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[science!]

I was in the library reading "juliet" by the Marquis de Sade when i heard this conversation...some person said "who is that guy who shot himself with a bullet, his wife was that twat from hole...I forgot his name"

"It's Kurt Kobain you ass!", I replied.

Yes, its more than one sentence, but screw you for judging me!

methane, testosterone, Arnold

See Ya!

[Grumpy]

If I banged Arnold's testosterone ladened mother with a 2 foot retractable dildo in the ass, she'd let out some serious methane gas.

Cumquat, Swallow, Faggit

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Grumpy%27s%20Files/rfstuff/grumpy_retardrf.jpg
<font color=red>Into each life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.</font></center>

[science!]

Fuck..I'm lost. What's a cumquat? Looks like I'll have to swallow a load from some faggit.

assjuice, sweet, buttery


C'mon it practically writes itself!
See Ya!

This message was edited by science! on 2-25-02 @ 7:01 PM

[chefpitt]

Science was soon to find out that the assjuice from the faggit had a sweet aroma with a buttery like flavor.

Fart, pickle, justice

Shoot first
Then ask Questions........

[science!]

I was captivated by the sweet buttery flavor of the faggit until he unleahed swift justice by letting out a pickle smelling fart in my face

you, are, a tool

See Ya!

[IRISjr]

God science, you are a tool.

Bling-Bling
Grimy
Whity

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[EffMeBoobs]

The whity old man named Tuttle, had his grimy hands all over Too Cute, that his bling bling went zonkers.

Ikea Boy, French Bread Pizza, Fatty

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[Gaia]

Fatty stole my lunch money while Ikeaboy was the look out, and French bread pizza kicked me in the leg repeatedly.

Crazy Claire, Goldfish, Rubberbands.

<IMG SRC="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/gaia2.jpg">

[erole]

After eating Chinese food from Paterson, NJ, Crazy Claire shit goldfish parts and rubberbands for a week.



adult diapers, fetus, Captain Crunch

<center>Reality weighs my spirit down
while dreams lift their wings to Pegasus
They rub against my dreary soul
feathers taunt my head for comfort's kiss ~me</center>

[Grumpy]

As Snuka's 800 lb Aunt Matilda sat in her living room eaching captain crunch, she felt a bowel movement. when she went to go hose herself down, she an aborted fetus in the pile.

Toe cheese, nail file, gonorhea.

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Grumpy%27s%20Files/rfstuff/grumpy_retardrf.jpg
<font color=red>Into each life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.</font></center>

[zathrus]

While using a nail file to dig out the hardened toe cheese. The young teenager discovered that she had gonorhea.


diapers
vasaline
strawberries








--zathrus
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/zathrusliberty.jpg">

[ROMEO]

I fed her strawberries just before i applied the vasaline ,and when i'd finished she needed a some diapers.
drench
pound
thunder


GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[FUNKMAN]

I ran to the store for a pound of ham and it started to lightning and thunder so needless to say
there was no need to drench my thirst...


relish comedy licking

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">



This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-28-02 @ 2:03 PM

[erole]

I relish the comedy of Ron and Fez so much that I find myself licking the radio.




electrocuted, pervert, oral

<center>Reality weighs my spirit down
while dreams lift their wings to Pegasus
They rub against my dreary soul
feathers taunt my head for comfort's kiss ~me</center>

[FUNKMAN]

Johnnie the pervert had climbed the utility pole to watch his neighbor perform oral on his wife and almost got electrocuted...

tulip cadillac lion

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[ag]

AS I was driving my cadillac through a tulip garden, I nearly hit a lion

slicer box sulpher

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/rfnetag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***

[erole]

Nothing turns me on more than having Crazy Claire put my hand through a meat slicer, putting it into a box, and pouring sulfer over the fleshy bits.



popcorn, Steve Buchemi, golden retrievers

<center>Reality weighs my spirit down
while dreams lift their wings to Pegasus
They rub against my dreary soul
feathers taunt my head for comfort's kiss ~me</center>

[Gaia]

I sat on the couch eating popcorn, with my 25 golden retrievers while watching Steve Buchemi argue"Why do I have to be Mr.Pink?"

Figment, Lent, Hosp.

<IMG SRC="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/gaia2.jpg">

[FUNKMAN]

Hosp was going to give up sex for lent but it turned out to be a figment of his imagination because that night he made love to 2 women...


zuccini razor pipeline

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum.gif">

[IRISjr]

I was hiding from the coppers in a pipeline, using a razor to cut my zucini.

Whore
Al Dukes
Son

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[FUNKMAN]

Al Dukes and the town whore had a son, his name is IRISjr...
:)

payback cracker bust

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum.gif">

[erole]

For payback, the black man was going to bust up the car of that god damn cracker.



palpitate, paddle, peacock




<center>Reality weighs my spirit down
while dreams lift their wings to Pegasus
They rub against my dreary soul
feathers taunt my head for comfort's kiss ~me</center>

[EffMeBoobs]

The peacock's nipples were moving in rhythym as the poor little bird's heart was palpitating to the sight of Grumpy smacking the paddle upside his balls.

spleen, Boston, Dixie Chicks

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[erole]

I saw the Dixie Chicks at Boston Market once, and they ordered cow spleen and goats blood.


nipple-orgasm, Raisin Bran, phosphorus



<center>Just call me Mr. "3"</center>

[Jackie Sloan]

Immediately following the raisin bran beating, my nipple-orgasm exploded - phosphorous style!






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[Jackie Sloan]

Immediately following the raisin bran beating, my nipple-orgasm exploded - phosphorous style!


Gvac, Tenbatsuzen, coward






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[FUNKMAN]

If anyone on this board were to call Gvac and Tenbatsuzen a coward their life would be in double jeopardy...


scrabble broccoli soap

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum.gif">

[IRISjr]

I just finneshed a dirty game of scrabble, so I washed with broccoli soap.

Jesus
Ikeaboy
Opie

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>


This message was edited by IRISjr on 2-28-02 @ 2:25 PM

[Christy]

Jesus likes Ikeaboy, but not Opie.

- pain, Mountain Dew, tampons

<IMG SRC="http://norraccm.50megs.com/images/christy.gif">

This message was edited by Christy on 2-28-02 @ 2:39 PM

[Big Jim]

While drinking a Mountain Dew, I discovered through a great deal of pain that you cant substitute tampons for a good ole fashion vibrator.


Fargo
Winnie Cooper
olive

<img src = "http://members.aol.com/inkgrrrl99/images/jimgifsig.gif"> SigPic courtesy of AG1247 and Inkky

[zathrus]

On the way to Fargo, Winnie Cooper did un speakable things with olives.



scotch
propane tourch
cotton balls

--zathrus
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/zathrusliberty.jpg">

[Grumpy]

if you drink scotch and then light your balls on fire with propane, you'll need cotton to help them heel, thus then yuo'll have cotton balls.

Diarhetic
Gonorhea
Syphyllis

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Grumpy%27s%20Files/rfstuff/grumpy_retardrf.jpg
<font color=White>Humour: A comment or act that causes one or more person to laugh.
Sarcasm: Intentional misdirectional use of humour. May also be combined with irony.

I hate it when people just don't get it</font></center>

[Big Jim]

Diahretic, ghonnoreah, and sypholis are three words that should never again be used in this sentence game thread at one time.

Bob Denver
spray paint
VCR

<img src = "http://members.aol.com/inkgrrrl99/images/jimgifsig.gif"> SigPic courtesy of AG1247 and Inkky

[Grumpy]

what if I put Bob denver has syphyllis today but had gonorhea yesterday and I think tomorrow he'll need a diarhetic to get rid of the excess fluids sprayin it on the wall as he tapes it and plays it back on the VCR for his own personal amusement? Does that work?

Anal Warts
Vaginal Bleeding
Cucumbers

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Grumpy%27s%20Files/rfstuff/grumpy_retardrf.jpg
<font color=White>Humour: A comment or act that causes one or more person to laugh.
Sarcasm: Intentional misdirectional use of humour. May also be combined with irony.

I hate it when people just don't get it</font></center>

[FUNKMAN]

Ever since Mary used the rotten cucmber for sexual pleasure she has had both vaginal bleeding and anal warts...YUCK!


maiden potroast fertilizer

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum.gif">



This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-28-02 @ 4:56 PM

[Grumpy]

as I sat in the livingroom listening to iron maiden with a pot roast stuck up my ass, I realized that the shit that comes out after I remove it can be used as fertilizer.

Nipple clamp
Testicle
Cactus

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Grumpy%27s%20Files/rfstuff/grumpy_retardrf.jpg
<font color=White>Humour: A comment or act that causes one or more person to laugh.
Sarcasm: Intentional misdirectional use of humour. May also be combined with irony.

I hate it when people just don't get it</font></center>

[ag]

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/ag1247.jpg>
THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***


This message was edited by ag1247 on 2-28-02 @ 9:22 PM

[Lost Tourist]

my left testy felt great when i put a nipple clamp on it, better then when i placed a cactus in an "unnatural" place.

http://members.rogers.com/jpencz/images/lost_t.jpg

[zathrus]

I can put dry and grab in a
sentence, but what is a
dumpsweats?


honeybuns
cat hair
diet coke


--zathrus
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/zathrusliberty.jpg">

[ag]

my honeybuns had cathair in it and I had to wash it down with a diet coke


newtons, cloths, mylar


<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/ag1247.jpg>



<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***

[erole]

Hey beautiful, how about we rip our cloths off and I can pound Newtons three laws of motion into you; I'll record it on my special mylar videotape so we can watch ourselves as we do it.



Wonderboy, cattle, fructose




<center>Just call me Mr. "3"</center>

[Yerdaddy]

There's too much saffron in this rice you orange polyester turban wearing candle-rammer!


jungle bungle balloon-knot

C:My DocumentsMisc. crapRon and Fezgreetings.jpg

[Yerdaddy]

oops. I was talking to my mom and I didn't know I was typing.

Wonderboy thought fructose came from gay cattle.

jungle bungle balloon-knot

C:My DocumentsMisc. crapRon and Fezgreetings.jpg

[ag]

As the song goes, lets bungle in the jungle, how ever it never said show me your balloon knot!


fructose, chamomile, wings

<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/ag1247.jpg>



<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***

[Tall_James]

I prefer to put fructose in my Chamomille tea while I listen to Paul McCartney & Wings.

Homeless, monkey, Ethiopia

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>
I'm looking down your blouse right now and you don't even know it.

[zathrus]

On my trip to Ethiopia, I saw
several homeless monkeys.



benadryl
tampons
yodels (the snack cakes)


--zathrus
<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/zathrusliberty.jpg">

[FUNKMAN]

My runny nose was so bad that i couldn't even taste my yodels so I didn't know whether to use Benadryl or stuff my nostrils with tampons...


baby-oil radish haircut

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum.gif">

[ROMEO]

It was bad enough that her nipples grew to the size of a radish when i rubbed baby oil on them, but then when i went further south,WOW did she need a hair-cut too.
love
steel
moon

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[Yerdaddy]

Ah caint stands country music or steel guitars, but ah do love moonshine!

poop
clown
Abraham Lincoln

<IMG SRC="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigelvis.jpg">

[Sheeplovr]

My cat steped on the phone cord after droppign kitty mud and all of a suddon i Leaped it was liek a Quantim leap as in the show and i was inside
Abraham Lincoln i knew becuse i look in the mirrow and saw my ugly mug taking a stinker on the ol tolite when all of a suddon there was a knock on the door and it was my old freind Jhon waye gacey in full clown gear he said welcome to the dollhouse and told me there will be no cristmass for you.


Jane hanson (NBC reporter),Ross Aberham(ABCreporter), and Bernie Mac (unfunnny black guy)


number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[erole]

"Hello, this is Jane Hanson for NBC news: there have been conflicting reports about ABC reporter, Ross Aberham being beaten so bad by Comedian Bernie Mac that 3 of his bones were broken because Mr. Aberham called Mr. Mac "a unfunny black guy" during an interview. This just in...we have just learned that Ross Aberham has an alias which is none other than Sheeplvr from Ron & Fez radio/message board fame!"



weed, sky diving, shrimp

<center><IMG SRC="http://eggerq.no-frills.net/images/thesig02.jpg"><center>

[FUNKMAN]

After sharing a shrimp cocktail I wanted to take my girl skydiving but all she wanted to do was smoke weed and have me go muff diving...


maiden butterfly earlobe

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum.gif">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[IRISjr]

I love to rape people in the earlobe, first i did a maiden then a butterfly

Whore
Me
Ron

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[Yerdaddy]

So me and Ron were bangin this whore...

urinal
Uranus
Yo mamma

<IMG SRC="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigelvis.jpg">

[IRISjr]

Yo mamma ramed me in
Uranus, it hurt my urinal track.

Blacks
JoePoo
Alaska


<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[FUNKMAN]

There is not enough ice in Alaska to put on the shiner that JoePoo gave Al Dukes and that reminded me of when I got beat up by six blacks...

railroad deep baloon

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[Gaia]

I was getting off the L.I. Railroad when all 300 of my banana shaped baloons flew away, I had to take a deep breath so I didn't cry like a little girl....

Mice, chocolate, razor blade.

<IMG SRC="http://knocked.homestead.com/files/sigsprout1.jpg">
"I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife
and bleed my aching
Heart"

[FUNKMAN]

After finding out that what I thought to be chocolate jimmies were actually mice droppings I took a razor blade to the ice cream store owner...


filling spaceship moisturizer

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[Yerdaddy]

(nice one FUNKMAN)

The air filling this spaceship is so dry, you should really bring some moisturizer -and it's handy for when you want to run a spacebatch.

<IMG SRC="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigelvis.jpg">

[Yerdaddy]

oh yea:

Hooters
transsexual
dustbuster

<IMG SRC="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigelvis.jpg">

[ag]

<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***


This message was edited by ag1247 on 3-3-02 @ 7:46 PM

[FUNKMAN]

thanks yerdaddy!

Just my luck, the last time i picked up a transexual from Hooters he blew me like a dustbuster instead of a hoover deluxe .... YUCK!


rubdown spike eyebrow

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[ag]

I once knew this Girl Spike who gave an awsome rubdown, but if you were to complian shed pluk your eyebrow


Kibles'n bits, server tabaco

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/images/sig.jpg>


<marquee>BRING BACK FAT GUY!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***

[FUNKMAN]

If you ever become the server to my Chihuaha named Guapo, you'd better make sure you put tobasco on his kibble'nbits or he just may bite your enchilada off...

ironman wd40 stuck

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[Heavy]

The bodybuilder known only as ironman was shooting WD-40 for a energy boost when he realized his nuts were stuck in the car door

Axl Rose, vibrator, Restaurant

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[erole]

Axl Rose is so unpopular these days, he was seen pleasuring his ass with a vibrator, in a restaurant, just to get noticed.


Underwear-drawer, Dick Cheney, stucco

<center><IMG SRC="http://eggerq.no-frills.net/images/thesig02.jpg"><center>

[erinmoran]

while admiring the stucco finish on the house next door....dick cheney was trying to get his nuts out from underwear drawer

spiderman......cocaine...keyboard

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/wolvcyke.jpg"height=101 width=300>

[IRISjr]

spiderman took a line of cocaine off a keyboard, so then I killed him and ruled the world.

IRIS
Greek lady
Fag


<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rundog2001/myhomepage/irisjr-new.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US"></center>

<font><FONT FACE=" comic sans ms">
<marquee>IRIS loves ya</marquee><font>
<font color "blue"><marquee>but IRIS jr probably doesn't</marquee></FONT>

<marquee>Monkeys in Suits Rule!!!
</marquee></FONT> </BODY>

[erinmoran]

The GreeK lady called Iris's son a Fag ....after hearing that hes got a small wee wee

has-been
horse
vibrator

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/suave.jpg"height=101 width=300>
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[FUNKMAN]

Noone has seen Mary for sometime and consider her a has-been, not knowing that Mary has been locked up in her bedroom since she found a vibrator that's the size of a horse penis...



lilac ankles rocket

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[ag]

The lilac in my garden came up to my ankles, but was higher next to my rocket

abbreviation, toys, pseudonym

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/images/sig.jpg>


<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

***HUGS & KISSES TO INKGRRRL***

[ROMEO]

Everytime i log in to rfnet i use my pseudonym, but i should learn to use more abbreviation so that typing would be like playing with my toys.
rug
brick
fence


<HTML>
<img src="http://members.hometown.aol.com/boogertaste/images/savingprivateromeo.jpg">
</HTML> tanx Oz

[chefpitt]

As I cut a rug here on this 18 green after sinking A 30 foot putt I notice my caddie pounding away on this old man with a brick, repeatedly driving his head into the fence.
junkie
space
system

Shoot first
Then ask Questions........

[Jackie Sloan]

Being a junkie, I owe the space dealer way more than I have so it's time to leave this pop stand star system!


battery
photo
baseball






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[chefpitt]

I saw this sick photo of a elderly women who had battery cables hooked to her nipples and a baseball in her ass....
cow
oil
attendance

[erole]

Idea for future board parties:

If attendence is low at your next party, cover a cow with oil and light it on fire.


boogers, Shawshank, dynamic

[Cybersoldier]

The was a dynamic young man who was caught hacking into a computer network, as time passed he ended up at the shawshank jail for greeks where he meet a guy whos picks his nose with boogers are the size of his index finger

GeForce, eddie trunk, liberties

<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/cybersoldier_omgea/rfnetpic24.jpg">

[FUNKMAN]

The radio station must give Eddie Trunk some liberties to play all kinds of heavy metal and it feels like GeForce when you crank them in your car?


cake swan hairbrush



<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[ag]

I dont think my pet Swan likes to be fed cake and given a hairbrush at the same time, judging from the bite marks all over my body

stop vitamans including

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/images/sig.jpg>

owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

My doctor told me to stop eating fatty foods and that I should be including vitamins in my diet...


sherbert reflection holy

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

"Tell Everybody You Know, You Got To Rock And Roll, Soul"

[EffMeBoobs]

I was eating rainbow sherbert at Liberty Science Center, when suddenly I saw my reflection in the sherbert bowl and I was deemed at that moment as the Holy Mother.

hole, vicinity, urine

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[ag]

the hole that my urine comes out of is larger than normal, and is in the vicinity of the place where my batch comes out

mountain irrefragable, health

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/ag1247/images/sig.jpg>

owner of a lonely heart
<marquee>PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!</marquee>

[Cybersoldier]

With all the mountain amount of stress at the station I'm surprised opie's health is irrefragable

pumps,Ron, Fez

<IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/cybersoldier_omgea/rfnetpic24.jpg">

[tikka masala]

Fez pumps Ron

cookies, anguish, Sharpie

[JimMQ]

I toss my COOKIES in ANGUISH ever time I see a SHARPIE