Well, I'm pretty much the dumbass psychich.
I predicted the game and score that the last two playoff games of the NBA finals would end by, as well as the year before last's World Series, and I have a vision for tomorrows bouts.
Even though Al has been going through "training"(which i think is just him in a dark room chanting, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."), I do think it will be somewhat of a close fight. However, through a sudden burst of strength and speed, Joe Poo will beat the stiff senseless until he starts seeing pinball tables floating about his head.
I'm having mixed feelings with the 'TooCute, Tuddle" bout. If TwoCute goes befoe Billy's mystery date,(who I think will lose agasint Tuddle), Tuddle will unleash the rage of a barefoot hillbilly on her and claim victory. However, if she goes second, Tuddle'll be a bit tired and may lose due to fatigue, and some outside inteferrence, which I strongly fell will occur in both thise fight, and the Joe Poo, Al Dukes fight. Let's remember that Opie will be in the proximity.
For Lisa Croft vs. Frighty Fight, it's a bit lopsided. As much as I'd love for Lise to taste the ring apron, I think Frighty Fright'll get pounded, being that Pantera will destroy him if he does win. And Lisa, the only reason why I want you to lose i because you sucker punched the poor kid TWICE. I have nothing against you, I just want the kid to win to build back his ego after you knocked the retarded grin off his face. I do hope you understand.
The only bout that really thorws me for a loop is Bill and PerryNOID. Bill is big, and we all know big people are powerful when mad,(I've seen several incidents in Mcdonalds, trust me), but I've never seen PerryNOID. He talks a lot of smack though, which decrease points in my book, and he just doesn't seem to come across as a good fighter. Yes he is taking on the "Ali" approach of messing with your opponents head, and making them your bitch before you get in the ring, but for some reason my power just doesn't work on this guy. I can't tell whether who'll win for sure, but I do think we need to look closely at this bout, and expect something special from PerryNOID.
Well, those are my views on the bouts. I'd love to make fight night, but I'm just a 15 year old kid, and the teenagers are avoided like herpies or AIDs. I do look 22 however,(handsome at that, the mirror doesn't lie), but still I don't have permission from my folks, and I'm not sure who would be kind hearted enough to take me. I just hope that there's plenty of pictures that will be posted to make up for not being there. :)
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