You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
another reason that the Texas Rangers suck. [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

PDA

View Full Version : another reason that the Texas Rangers suck.


irishkb
02-20-2002, 06:39 PM
now don't mad at me for this one i am not making fun of the problem at all.. this is just funny to me......



What do Rafael Palmeiro and Bob Dole have in common?

Viagra.

Palmeiro, the 37-year-old Texas Rangers first baseman/designated hitter, is close to
finalizing an endorsement deal that will make him the first athlete among the four major
sports to serve as a spokesman for the drug that helps correct erectile dysfunction in
men.

Palmiero's agent, Fernando Cuza, told Sports Business
Journal that his client "does not suffer from this problem."
But when contacted by ESPN.com, Cuza declined to
elaborate.

Palmeiro reportedly is scheduled to appear in advertising
for the drug, which will begin a three-year sponsorship
deal with Major League Baseball this season. However,
neither deal has been finalized yet, said Geoff Cook,
spokesman for Pfizer, which manufactures and distributes
the drug.

Some question the relevance of Palmeiro, assuming the
outfielder doesn't need the product.

"The medical profession frowns upon the drug being used
as an enhancement for people with otherwise normal
functions in their sex life," said Frank Vuono, founder of 16W Marketing, a sports
marketing firm. "With the association, the implication would seem to be that
(Palmeiro) would take the drug even if he doesn't have a problem. Pfizer, as a
regulated company, obviously has to be careful about the communication, and I'm
sure they will be."

While athletes don't have to use the products they endorse -- remember Joe
Namath and Beautymist pantyhose, and Steve Garvey and the Fat Trapper -- the
appeal of the product likely would be enhanced if the endorser could vouch for its
benefits through firsthand experience.

"The best endorser might be some athlete or former athlete who is still relatively
young who would be secure enough to say, 'I'm 45, but I use the product
legitimately,' " Vuono said.

Palmeiro's endorsement could make for easy fodder on late-night talk shows, as it
did when Dole began pitching the product.

"(Palmeiro) better give me some free samples," ESPN Radio's Rob Dibble said on
The Dan Patrick Show on Wednesday afternoon.

Pfizer and Viagra have been the main sponsor of NASCAR driver Mark Martin's
Winston Cup race car since last year. While the campaign is meant to increase the
visibility of the drug, Martin talks about the company's initiative to get men to get
frequent checkups, instead of his personal use of the drug. So far, Pfizer has given
50,000 free exams to men at a mobile screening unit that travels to each Winston
Cup race, Cook said.

The drug has been used by 10 million men in the United States since its inception in
April 1998, Pfizer says. The company says the dysfunction, in some degree, affects
about half of U.S. men from ages 40 to 70.


<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/irishkbspeed1.JPG>

The new Governor of the Moon

Fallon
02-20-2002, 06:44 PM
What a retard, he's totally going to be made fun of on SportsCenter and every ballpark he plays in!

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet15.jpg">
<b><a href="http://www.geocities.com/wwfallon.com">That F'n Good!</a> - <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=71&Topic=8110&RequestTimeout=9000">Want a free sig? CLICK HERE!</a></b>

CovDiesel
02-20-2002, 07:17 PM
There's nothing wrong with Viagra is there?...

I think it's a damn fine drug.

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/covpigs.jpg">

MANdrew
02-20-2002, 10:45 PM
cant wait for the rangers to come to town, "limp dick" chants will be heard for miles in every direction coming from the studium.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew42.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>you and i can get funky to the rhythm of a choo choo train<br> dancing in the pouring rain </font>