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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-21-2002, 03:05 PM
Years ago, I dated this guy for all of five weeks. Sure, some flags went up when he just seemed to be SO into me SO fast, but I was just coming out of a long "dry spell" so I was smitten. One Thursday night he calls me: "Oh honey, I can't wait to see you tomorrow night. I've missed you so much. I'm going to give you such a big hug and kiss when I see you, blah blah blah." OK, so I meet up with him the next night and he seems really sad and very down. I ask him what's wrong, how can I help. (*stupid!*) He wanted to get a cup of coffee so we go to Cafe Europa where he proceeds to tell me that, although it breaks HIS heart, I'm not "the one" and that he'll probably die a lonely old man and he's jealous of the man who marries me! I swear, it was like a LAMB TO SLAUGHTER.

Dumb ass had the NERVE to e-mail recently!



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CovDiesel
02-21-2002, 03:12 PM
No No NO...

I dated this girl about 4 years ago for 2 1/2 years.

It was my first serious relationship... read into that as you will.

So we broke up(she broke up with me on my birthday) and I went through a pretty radical change and became the person that I am today.

We don't talk for those years in between and this summer I see her again and of course... we hook up.

So, she decides to leave the guy she's living with... sketchy situation as it was... and moves back to live with her father whom she hated previously.

She comes home and I don't wanna date this girl, but drunkenly I hook up with her a couple of times.

She won't leave me alone... shows up at my house and stuff.. it got sooo bad that I pretended to be sleeping one time when she came over just so she would leave.

Finally... I tell her that she was sucking the energy out of me and was making me somebody who I wasn't.. she was making me less of a person.

It sucked... the breakup that surfaced and hit harder 4 years later.

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CYYYFYYY
02-21-2002, 03:22 PM
Hmmmm You get back together with this girl just for
sex and then when you break up you wonder why it
is tough.... will wonders ever stop!!!!!!!!


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Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
My name is CYYYFYYY and I like Ping Pong

Poison Ivy
02-21-2002, 03:26 PM
Hey CYYYFYYY...people that live in glass houses... ;) lol


As for the topic......NO comment!!

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Sheeplovr
02-21-2002, 04:31 PM
a LAMB TO SLAUGHTER.




BAAAAAAAH ?

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FiveB247
02-21-2002, 10:00 PM
I'd have to say the time Donna Martin caught David Silver fooling around with another girl in a limo. That was rough, cause you knew they were going to end up together in the end..you know?

Or how bout the time Kelly left Zack for that damned College guy who managed the Max. What a let down that was.

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sexy bastard
02-21-2002, 10:12 PM
only had one with my fiance she went psycho bitch in the car i said to her pull over and i walked about 2 miles to jersey city, i did not need that dram from her. but since then i have had fine break ups, in fact i have stayed frines with all my exes

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fatty
02-22-2002, 05:49 AM
speaking of a Lamb to Slaughter, we'll be going to the slaughtered lamb for thegamehhh march 2nd! why am i plugging?

but serioiusly i think losing a first love is the worst thing in the world. i know she wasn't meant for me, and i'm with someone i love to death now, but i don't know if i'll ever be completely over it, even after it's been 6 years

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impactplayer2k1
02-22-2002, 07:59 AM
i got the best one here:

About 3 years ago, i was in a serious relationship with this woman and we were together for 2 and 1/2 years.

One day, after work, i decide i'm going to the movies, so i asked if she wants to go. there was no answer at her house, so i thought she was with her friends. no biggie!

I go to the theatre, im in the lobby waiting and on the other side of the building, there she is with some other guy, laughing and kissing. As they were letting people in, she saw me and the only thing she did was mouth the words in sorry so her date wouldnt notice.

Right there is where is fell apart and became and angry son-of-a-bitch. After that we tried to be friends, then it became friends with benefits but it was too much for me. I couldnt trust her again and we eventually went our separate ways.

break-ups suck!

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wilee
02-22-2002, 10:18 AM
I went through a pretty radical change and became the person that I am today.So did you get the operation done in Sweden or the US?;)

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-22-2002, 10:45 AM
BAAAAAAAH ?


It's just an expression, dear.

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JustJon
02-22-2002, 12:05 PM
Worst breakup? David Lee Roth and Van Halen

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Sheeplovr
02-22-2002, 03:37 PM
It's just an expression, dear


Its okay i still lov ya

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-22-2002, 05:24 PM
Its okay i still lov ya


:-)!!!!!!!!!!!!


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FUNKMAN
02-22-2002, 05:26 PM
When i was 12(between 8th and freshman) I was seeing a girl that lived across the street... From my 4th floor window I would make "I Love You" signs with my hands as she sat on her porch... Each day I would go to her home (her parents were working) and we'd just make out for hours...
Then one day it was like someone turned a switch and I didn't want to be with her anymore...
I turned into a jerk and told a friend that I wanted to have sex with her and then leave her...
He told her and she confronted me about it...So I started wrestling with her and took her sandal and stuck it down my pants and we sat in someone's backyard for a couple hours, but she held out and that was pretty much it...
Not sure what happened to the sandal...


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K.R.I.K.O.R.
02-23-2002, 07:22 AM
A FEW YEARS BACK I WAS SEEING THIS WONDERFUL LADY. AND YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD FINDING A WOMAN WHO SUPPORTS MY DESIRE FOR WORLD DOMINATION AND UNDERSTANDS THAT THE REQUIREMENTS OF RUNNING AN EVIL ORGANIZATION MEAN THAT WE DON'T GET MUCH QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. BUT STILL, THINGS SEEMED TO BE GOING GREAT, UNTIL ONE DAY I CAUGHT HER DOWNLOADING SUPER SECRET FILES FROM MY I-BOOK. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, I TRUSTED HER!

WELL, WE BROKE UP RIGHT THERE. TURNED OUT LATER SHE WAS A SPY ALL ALONG - AND YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU OTHER MEN CAN HELP ME OUT WITH THIS, BUT AREN'T ALL THE WOMEN WHO SHOW INTEREST IN YOU SPIES? MAYBE IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO ME. ANYWAY, AFTER THE BREAK UP, I WENT INTO A REAL DARK TIME, AND BY THE TIME I CAME OUT THE OTHER END OF THE DEPRESSION, I HAD KILLED HALF MY STAFF AND OVERTHROWN THE GOVERNMENT OF TOGO TWICE.

THE NICE THING, THOUGH, IS THAT WE MANAGED TO REMAIN FRIENDS.

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Poison Ivy
02-23-2002, 12:19 PM
she went psycho bitch


Hey!! I take offense to the misuse of my name :p

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Sheeplovr
02-23-2002, 02:18 PM
When i was 12(between 8th and freshman


Are ur like super smart u skiped 2 grades

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sexy bastard
02-23-2002, 02:45 PM
ivy baby, you with that smile would not be oinh psycho bitch baby.....you would be a happy bitch
lol
sorry you walked into that one....
my ex went nuts, coocoo,loca,psychobitch,
she even freaking said after that fight...she called me about 2 months later and she had a old dog that she put do sleep she said and I quote her on this "you know the dog love you more then me so i will mail you his fucking remains" like i said she went way coocoo

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FUNKMAN
02-23-2002, 03:01 PM
Are ur like super smart u skiped 2 grades


You are absolutely right, I was 13(Sorry!) My birthday is in October...

Thanks!

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DreamWeaver
02-25-2002, 09:56 AM
I brought my boyfriend of a month to my cousin's wedding. Psycho stalker, as what he is now called, didn't drink the month we were together because it "wasn't good for him". But he decides to drink the day of this wedding. Well I thought that would be cool, not realizing psycho couldnt handle his liquor. To make a long story short, he turned into a completely different person, I mean he even looked like someone else. I bought him a beer because he left his wallet in our room. Well, Mr. Psycho didn't like that one bit and decided to through a glass at me and scream and yell and call me a FUCKING CUNT which I will not tolerate. Then he got into a brawl with 5 of my cousins and the police had to come and arrest him. Oh and when I got home I had 35 new voice mails and found out he had gotten out of jail and went to my house to sleep in my bed " to be near me" and wait for me. Thank god for my roomate, who had no idea what was going on, but told him to leave anyway. Needless to say we were done after that.

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NurseMira
02-25-2002, 11:04 PM
I broke up with this guy who I was dating for about 5 months and he went nuts. On my birthday, he called me about 5AM and said he couldn't wait to see the look on my face when I see my surprise. I kept hanging up on him and he kept calling back. I pulled the wires out of the phone and then my beeper goes off indicating I had voice mail. He leaves such a detailed message about what he was going to do to me that I had enough evidence to go to the police and have him arrested. Finally, I was able to get an order of protection.



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sexy bastard
02-25-2002, 11:39 PM
WOW mira....that sucks

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Ralphy Ramone
02-26-2002, 08:41 AM
The most common theme(s) I see when reading these "break up " posts(in most cases) is ....I really loved him/her,it was good while it lasted,we're still friends,ect.

Tell me if I'm wrong but, don't you secretly hope and wish YOU are doing so much better than your EX emotionally,economically,socially,your toys are bigger and better,you should have stayed/married ME!, I hope you come crawling back to me after MR/MRS Right turns out to be a total J.O.(but I already have forgotten your name you witch/bastard), you filthy STD ridden stink whore douche!

Just wondering.