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The Blowhard
02-22-2002, 04:29 AM
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Good luck to the "lovely but lethal" Lisa, the "Lita" of the board who kicks ass and should be cast in her own TV series, something like Xena, but with brawling and beer. Lots of beer! :)

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sleepyeyed_Jynx
02-22-2002, 06:14 AM
Can someone make funeral arangements for Frighty Fright? Right after Lisa pounds him into oblivion, we all know Pantera will play "Grim Reaper", and knock sissy boy's block off just for the fun of it.

So anyway, it'll be nice if all the moderators pay for the hearse, the administrators pay for the burial, and being the nice guy that I am, i'll ship in for the tombstone and casket. It's the least I can do.

Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. Farewell Frighty fright. We hardly knew ye...:(

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IkeaBoy
02-22-2002, 06:24 AM
you people seem to forget that FF had a particularly lame Hannukah last year so he has Festival of Lights Rage building up.

God how ashamed must his father be of him..."i had plans for my boy and now he's going around beating women. oy"

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TomPoo
02-22-2002, 06:49 AM
I hope Pantara jumps in and takes him out with a chair shot



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(thanks Fallon for the sig!)

IkeaBoy
02-22-2002, 01:37 PM
There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom PooI just realized you attributed a Clerks quote to yourself.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

Se7en
02-22-2002, 02:56 PM
Last minute advice for Lisa - aim for the windpipe. Always aim for the windpipe.

There's NOTHING funnier than watching someone collapse another human being's trachea.

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mrbungle
02-23-2002, 07:01 AM
The aftermath: Lisa knocks the hell out of Frighty Fright and gets the victory due to outside interference of Fez Marie Whatley and a brick of flour :) I'm so glad I don't have to fight Lisa, she'd wreck me.


It's not funny, my ass is on fire...