Predict man-boy Al's excuse for losing!

[Yeah Guy?]

Considering this man lives his life in denial you know he's going to come in tomorrow with a list of excuses why he lost.
It'll be either
"Joe Poo hit me when I was down and should have been dq'ed"
"The ref wouldn't let me bring my masters degree into the ring...so I was at a disadvantage"
"My Dad wasn't in the corner so I couldn't sip off his D in between rounds"
"Somebody spiked my water bottle with water!...you know I like man juice in my bottle to give me that extra energy"
Or, which is the least likely of all, he'll accept his defeat like a man.
What spin do you think Al's going to put on why he lost?

BTW, the best thing about all this is Al actually thought he was going to win going into the fight...you could hear it in his voice.
I'm so happy he got his ass kicked and I'll be even happier if he bitches and complains about it on Monday.

[Dan]

There was too much sand his vagina to put up a good fight/

He was just following Perrynoid's pre-fight advice.

Billy's celebratory Jig screwed up Al's inner-ear and he couldn't keep his balance.

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[FUNKMAN]

Hopefully he's a man about it, he's got nothing to be ashamed of...
Maybe he'll learn to not talk too much "junk"
Were they just hypin the fight or do they really not care for each other???

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[zathrus]

al's excuses are going to range
from bad ref's to bad lighting. It
should be interesting to hear
exactly what he says.


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[Cranky Ass]

He was distracted by Opie's boyish good looks.

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[Aldust19]

He was too tall and afraid of hitting his head on the ceiling.

al from li

[IRISjr]

It's obvious, joe-poo hit him while he was down.

But the truth is that moshin distracted him.

god im such an idiot, Al was afraid he'd hurt J-P's Dick.

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[furie]

he didn't put his gloves on right after he threw them off like a little girl.
that threw off his mojo.


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[roundi]

According to Al's Gynocologist, Joe laced his gloves with vaginal secretions, witch we all know is like kyrptonite to Dukes. Thank God they has scent of man ass smelling salt on hand to wake him up from the VKO (vaginal knock out).

[IkeaBoy]

he'll say Joe hit him while he was down

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[Poison Ivy]

He's not gonna stop whining about how Joe hit him while he was down....he'll blame losing on that, no doubt

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[TheGameHHH]

His excuse should be that he's a big fag and he sucks at life.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Se7en]

I have to go with the consensus here. Al will attribute his loss to "streetfighting" on Joe's part, the hitting while he was down being the number one offense. Al never accepts personal responsibility for failure, so I'm sure he'll place the blame elsewhere.

The funniest thing about this whole thing (to me) is that Al was so sure he'd win and kept announcing "The fag jokes end on Monday, Joe!". When, in fact, I'm betting they begin anew.

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[LingRLonger]

Maybe Al threw 5 punches and was spent.



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[IkeaBoy]

Maybe Al threw 5 punches and was spent.Hey, that's a sign of respect.

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[Jackie Sloan]

He's gonna say Joe cunt puched eem when no one was lookin




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[scorpion]

Maybe it was his time of the month.

OPPS Did I say that outloud?

[Grumpy]

how about
- cuz he's a flaming homo with a huge dildo up his ass that got in the way?
- he had a cock stuck in his mouth and wasn't done suckin on it?
- he needed a fudge packing so he wouldn't shit in his pants


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[unclewillie]

Not only did Poo break Al's big gay heart he may have broke his big gay nose. I say his excuse will be(How could I fight with a load of mud in my pants)

[Knocked]

hmmm, I guess it's "I've never been hit in the head before" -- what a loser!

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[furie]

but if he was never hit in the head before, and he knew that's whay boxing entails, why didn't he do a little training?

*sigh*


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