Tools: What kind do you own and what do you use them for?

[Grumpy]

I was working on my house over the weekend and I looked around for my garage for the right tools. I own so many different tools, it's scary.

I'm curious - what kind of tools do you own? what do you use them for?

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[AngelAmy]

umm well i have a pocket rocket that a friend bought me...does that count?

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[DarkHippie]

i used to have an erector set . . . does that count?

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[Grumpy]

erection sets, pocket rockets?

okay - I wasn't talking about sexual toys but since you guys brought it up, I have

- a ball ping hammer and duct tape
- 1/2 nylon rope
- 2 large tarps
- finely shredded mulch

After I finish circling the junior high school and find my next victim...I mean volunteer to help me with my next project, I come up with some really creative projects.

Amy - I bought you a spatula to help smooth out the shit on your next mural. Give me a week and I'll have more "paint" for you to work with. So far, I have green (mexican food) and yellow (corn). Brown is coming up next and if I swallow the razor blades, I'll have red for you after that.

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[impactplayer2k1]

I have a pair of rusty pliars and a dull screwdriver so when i disembowel frenchy i can make it very painful!

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[Grumpy]

impac t- you'd have to take the screwdrive out of your ass if you want to use. and rusty pliers won't work for disemboweling. Try dull razor blades or a rusty drywall saw.

Oh and if you go near Frenchy - I will personally anally rape you with a table miter saw. Stay away from her or you'll answer to the midget. Got it?

Have a nice day!

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[AngelAmy]

Amy - I bought you a spatula to help smooth out the shit on your next mural. Give me a week and I'll have more "paint" for you to work with. So far, I have green (mexican food) and yellow (corn). Brown is coming up next and if I swallow the razor blades, I'll have red for you after that.

hurry up with the red, it runs me on when u bleed from the ass

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[Grumpy]

if you're in that much of a hurry for red, I can go milk snuka's pimples from his ass.

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[IrishAlkey]

Just me.

Figment stole my sig!

[impactplayer2k1]

Watch it midget, you talking to Hollywood Impactplayer, a member of the L.W.O. plus i have a 1,000 more posts than you. So respect and if i want to do something bad to frenchy that between me and her...besides knowing her she might like it. care to watch?

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[Grumpy]

Watch it midget, you talking to Hollywood Impactplayer, a member of the L.W.O. plus i have a 1,000 more posts than you. So respect and if i want to do something bad to frenchy that between me and her...besides knowing her she might like it. care to watch?

Oh you poor poor soul. You have no fucking clue do you? tsk tsk tsk tsk......

Let me educate you a little bit -

1. I really don't care who you are or what half-assed faction you belong to.
B. Having more posts doesn't make you any better than me.
III. Respect is earned not given
4. I don't watch debaucheries, I hand them out for fun.

and finally

% - I've taken shits bigger and meaner than you so your little "intimidate the newbie" bit is not going to work.

Once again - have a nice day!

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[JIMMYSNUKA]

c'mon grump...your not playing the right way..your suppose to kiss everyone's ass. tell everyone how much you love them. lets all hold hands and free the world of crime and mean people.

or we can just take everyones mother bake em in an oven like the germans did to the jews then violate every burned to a crisp body.

[DreamWeaver]

Watch it midget, you talking to Hollywood Impactplayer, a member of the L.W.O. plus i have a 1,000 more posts than you. So respect
you've got to be kidding me......please tell me you're joking...please

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[AngelAmy]

- I've taken shits bigger and meaner than you

and ive licked them clean from your ass

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[Grumpy]

Jimmy - I'll hold their hands. I'll play nicey nice but I am not kissing anyone's ass. I learned my lesson the last time I bent over to pick something up and you stuck your shit covered ass in my face. the taste didn't go away for weeks.

Dream - shhhhh.....yur gonnna roooooin it. Don't make my chew toys run away......:)

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[JIMMYSNUKA]

damn you amy...i thought i only got that special attention. esp like right now....my ass smells like dog shit and rusty pennies

[AngelAmy]

jimmy, you want me to come over and clean it up for you?

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[zathrus]

ok, what kind of tool sets are we talking about here?
normal tool: basic set
sex tool: teddies and a pair of handcuffs.

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[Grumpy]

I bet you have more tools than that Zathrus. what about the mr. happy double headed intruder under your bed or the silicone body mold kit you have hidden in your garage?

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[Prince Neptune]

A Trident and I use it for hunting prey.

Molester of mermaids and seafairing maidens
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[Grumpy]

oh great - what do we have here? a fish fucker?

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This message was edited by Grumpy on 2-26-02 @ 4:19 PM

[DarkHippie]

where exactly do you fuck the dolphin?

and do dophins get dry instead of wet? hubala hubala

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[Grumpy]

what are these dolphins you refer to? I'm talking about banging halibut and tuna. tuna is better but they're fiesty. flounder is not good. too flat.

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[jrSpivey]

Well the thread like most started off great, then went south some where. With foolish remarks and peoples feelings being hurt. This is a serious topic and should be treated as so:

Tools: what kind d you own and what do you use them for?


I have a BONG and I use it to smoke pot. =)

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[Supervixen]

ohh man- another post turned into fruitless flirting
games!
I was all ready to discuss hammers and power drills
and louann jig saws needle nosed plyerss and
sharp things!!
drat
foiled aga


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[FUNKMAN]

chainsaw
new thatcher or electric rake
weed whacker
tractor mower
push mower
roto zip
circular saw
haulin trailer
blower
power drill
ratchet sets
portable drill
bunch of handsaws, wrenches, levels, sanders, plains...

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[Grumpy]

For xmas this year, I'm going to buy everyone a tape recorder with laugh tracks tapes so people can hear the laughter.

that, and a new mitre saw. The last one i have doesn't work well after it was recovered from the cavernous abyss of Snuka's asshole

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[Jennitalia]

I have a pair of scissors, thumbtacks and some screwdrivers. Grump, any suggestions or pointers in how to use these? I've always appreciated and respected your much helpful advice ;)


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[zathrus]

grumpy,
sorry to have to tell you this, but there is no mr. happy double headed intruder under my bed or a silicone body mold kit in my garage(i don't even have a garage). really those are all the tools that i have. i believe in using technique not tools.

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[JIMMYSNUKA]

Hey grump..the only tool i have by my house is what your mother left there. Its a flagpole with a gas generator hooked up on one end. Its also known as her vibrator.



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[Early Grayce]

When I need to do some drilling, I use <a href="http://www.successwithgirls.com/images/cock-t004.jpg">this tool</a>

[EffMeBoobs]

The only tool I have is Irish Alkey, and what a tool he is. Any suggestions on how I can make him rust-free?

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[FUNKMAN]

The only tool I have is Irish Alkey, and what a tool he is. Any suggestions on how I can make him rust-free


rub him with oil...
:)

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[Grumpy]

I have a pair of scissors, thumbtacks and some screwdrivers. Grump, any suggestions or pointers in how to use these? I've always appreciated and respected your much helpful advice


Jenn, thank you for your kind words. You know I'm always there for you baby. :)

This could be a fun project for you Jenn. First take a look at the scissors and see if it's a flat head or a phillips. Then find the right screwdriver for it. Take that screwdriver and insert it between your meat flaps. Take the thumbtacks and use them to hold the screw driver in place.

Then when everything is set, see if you can take the scissors apart without actually using your hands.

If you happen to video tape it, be sure to send me a copy. I'm starting a new TV next month on TLC - it's called THIS OLD BOX.

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