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TomPoo
03-01-2002, 05:05 AM
Always funny to quote the Simpsons!

Comic Book Store Guy:
Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

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Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I -- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Actor Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

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Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

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---Tom Poo

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fatty
03-01-2002, 06:45 AM
interesting sidenote to the skittlebrau, in the episode where they go shopping at the 33 cent store (simpsons go to japan), there are cases of skittlebrau on the shelf.

anyways here goes:

MOE: hi everybody, my name's moe. or as the ladies like to call me, "hey you behind the bushes."







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TomPoo
03-01-2002, 07:10 AM
Troy McClure: [Reading a fan letter] "How does Matt Groening manage to crank out a brand new episode of The Simpsons each week?" Well, I'm glad you asked. That's why we sent someone over there to find out!
[Matt Groening in his office, drinking whiskey. He notices the camera.]
Matt Groening: Get outta my office!
[Shoots the cameraman.]
Troy McClure: Of course what he MEANT to say, according to his lawyers, was that he couldn't possibly do it alone!


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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

(thanks Fallon for the sig!)
zathrus
03-01-2002, 08:40 AM
Homer: Bart!!!! You little.....

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CovDiesel
03-01-2002, 09:03 AM
Homer: I am so smart.. I am so smart.. S-M-R-T.. I mean SMART.

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Zipgun
03-01-2002, 09:26 AM
uhhh, my shirt fell off.

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brodieman
03-01-2002, 09:43 AM
miss hoover: ralph just put your head down and go to sleep.
ralph: yay! sleep! that's where i'm a viking!

::grandpa simpson waking up next to homer's vegas wife:: come one, just give ol honest abe another term in the oval office

::homer, singing:: he was a little spanish be, a movie star he thought he'd be

::And a classic::i'm bart simpson, who the hell are you?

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thanks for the sig droopygirl
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JerryTaker
03-01-2002, 09:55 AM
<b>Homer:</b> So they have the internet on <I>computers</I> now?



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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-01-2002, 10:24 AM
Homer: That's it! You've held me back long enough! I'm going to clown college!
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Barney: Go back to Russia!
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Martin: Spring forth burley protector!
Nelson: Uh, I don't hang around with him.
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Ralph: Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

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We're the same, when we shine in each other's sky



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Doogie
03-01-2002, 10:44 AM
Homer : "English?? Phhhhtttt, Im never going to England..."

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brijjack
03-01-2002, 11:18 AM
Homer:"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems"

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Fallon
03-01-2002, 11:27 AM
Ralph: Me fail english? That's unpossible!

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furie
03-01-2002, 11:48 AM
Willie: Ach! Don't worry wolfy, I was wrestling when you were still suckling from yur mother's teet!



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erinmoran
03-01-2002, 12:27 PM
moe : Amanda hugnkiss.....why can;t i find a man to hug n kiss???!

Barney: maybe your standards are too high!

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furie
03-01-2002, 01:14 PM
Lionel Hutz: I've argued before every judge in this county. Sometimes as a lawyer!
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Skinner: Hmm, the children see overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms!

Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!!!





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Zipgun
03-01-2002, 01:27 PM
<a href=http://simpsons-mail.purespace.de/61.jpg>Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts</a>

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Michael Fury
03-01-2002, 01:32 PM
At home, Homer announces he is leaving

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything] Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aah! [Runs off]



"Other than that, how was the parade, Mrs. Kennedy?"
Zipgun
03-01-2002, 01:37 PM
Sidenote: I was at work today, and had to call a customer, and he had a very effeminate voice. Anyway, after I hung up, I said out loud to myself in a dead on Barney voice impression "Can I come out now Mister Gay Man Sir? Please?"

I got looks.
And it dawned on me that I work with people that wouldn't get that in a million years because they're unfunny, miserable people that go home and watch crap like Touched by an Angel or The education of Max Bickford and they think Friends is the funniest show ever. No it isn't! You stupid, know nothing, box of wine drinking, soccer moms. You wouldn't know what "funny" is even if it came in your eye and shit the bed. Die.

Sorry, had to get that out.

Continue posting, nothing to see here.

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irishkb
03-01-2002, 01:48 PM
Barney: Just tap it to my veins!

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Everyone is Irish on St. Patty's Day......
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-01-2002, 02:38 PM
Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts



Homer: Ewwww!

And it dawned on me that I work with people that wouldn't get that in a million years because they're unfunny, miserable people that go home and watch crap like Touched by an Angel or The education of Max Bickford and they think Friends is the funniest show ever. No it isn't! You stupid, know nothing, box of wine drinking, soccer moms. You wouldn't know what "funny" is even if it came in your eye and shit the bed. Die.



Preach on, brother man!!

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irishkb
03-01-2002, 02:50 PM
classic bart...
"eat my shorts"
"aye carumba"
"i didn't do it, it wasn't me"

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Everyone is Irish on St. Patty's Day......
nickeye
03-01-2002, 02:53 PM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Zipgun
03-01-2002, 03:01 PM
I bent my wookie!

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nickeye
03-01-2002, 03:06 PM
What's a diarama?

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Tazz
03-01-2002, 03:08 PM
Save me Jebus!!!!!!!!

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reeshy
03-01-2002, 03:15 PM
If you can believe it, I have never, ever watched the Simpsons!!! So sue me!!






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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-01-2002, 03:22 PM
If you can believe it, I have never, ever watched the Simpsons!!! So sue me!!



Kids, who's up for an intervention????

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Tazz
03-01-2002, 03:29 PM
I'm in. The Simpsons is the greatest show ever!!!!!!!!

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CovDiesel
03-01-2002, 03:58 PM
Homer is sitting in a porta-john and is being rammed by wild animals...

Homer- Jesus, Allah, Buddha... I LOVE YOU ALL!!

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furie
03-01-2002, 04:20 PM
Kids, who's up for an
intervention????


definatly. a life without the
simpsons is a life half lived



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MANdrew
03-01-2002, 05:00 PM
that was impressive...every quote i thought of to post, i then immediately saw in another post. so here you are

homer: ralph, youll be on special teams
ralph: im special!

and, i think im getting this right (from the lord of the flies episode)...
ralph: i eated the red berries, they taste like burning.


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jamesdiggy
03-01-2002, 07:45 PM
"I'm P-ing with the door open and I love it"

"Simpson Eh! I'll remember that name"

Cake or Death? Uh, I'll have the cake please.
MANdrew
03-01-2002, 09:59 PM
homer (to the tune of the flinstones theme song): simpson, homer simpson, hes the greatest guy in history, from the town of springfield, hes about to hit a chestnut tree AHHHHHHH!!!

homer: to start, press any key. Where's the any key?

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gone
03-01-2002, 10:25 PM
ralph:my doctor says my nose would stop bleeding if i just kept my finger out of there.

ralph:you choo choo chooose me

ralph:i sleep in drawers


as you can tell ralph is my favorite.....




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Zipgun
03-02-2002, 08:52 AM
Professor Frink:Step away foolish amatures, just keep back, keep out of it, the role is mine! With the acting and the groupies, and the "Luke Luke save me!" with the light saber and the "vwiing vwiing... vwiiiiing".

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-02-2002, 09:19 AM
Ralph: Do you like... stuff?

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nickeye
03-02-2002, 09:27 AM
There are only two kinds of people who wear hawaiian shirts - gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me.

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impactplayer2k1
03-02-2002, 10:58 AM
Smithers:"That's Homer Simpson, sir. He works in sector 7G"

Mr. Burns:"Simpson, eh!"

btw, does anyone know what the "C" in C. Montgomery Burns stands for?

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Zipgun
03-02-2002, 11:03 AM
I'm going to the backseat of
my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.

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Fallon
03-02-2002, 11:08 AM
Homer at the post office:

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I'm here to pick up my mail.
Bank Teller: Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.

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