I tried, really I did

[erole]

I thought I had this contest in the bag. At least I got to play a Nirvana rif on the radio.
Well folks here it is, lest anyone thought it wasn't real.

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I had her for about 6 years. She did well for me. The guy with the fan did sound awesome but I'm sure he didn't have the emotional attachment I had with my now, dead love.

Guitar, $250
Amp, $150
Getting to break stuff on Ron and Fez,
priceless





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[erole]

Sorry, one more pic. I have to express myself somehow, or I'll have a breakdown.

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if you notice on the right, on the wall, I accidently broke my phone jack with a swing. oh, and sparks DID come out of the amp. It was great! I had to flip the fuse box switch because I blew a fuse in the worst way. LOL!

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[Gaia]

I'm sorry erole...I liked it, and I thought you were being honest...better luck next time... :)

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"I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife
and bleed my aching
Heart"

[erole]

thanks gaia, so far i talked to 3 people that were entertained by my actions. :)

i'm going to start thinking now about what i'll break next year. if anyone has ideas 'til then, send them my way





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[mrbungle]

Well, I could probably get you a deal on a new guitar :)


O.G.***Original Gluesniffer...

It's not funny, my ass is on fire...

[DarkHippie]

erole, you rock! I think you channelled pete townsend last night . . er . . except he's alive . . . maybe keith moon . . . except he's a drummer . . . oh fuck it!!:)

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[erole]

Thanks Dark Hippe...I think you're right on summoning keith moon becuase I was doing more drumming than strumming last night. lol

oh, Mr. Bungle, yes, I am definately looking for a new guitar! after the rush I had smashing it, I got an itch to play again!



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[Zipgun]

That was sad...what you did.

That poor guitar and amp never did anything to hurt you. Instead, you smashed them and killed them. And you're not even going to win that contest. There's a poor kid somewhere that could've used those things. You could've influenced someone's life in a positive way. But it's too late for that now. They're dead... and there's nothing you can do about it.

That was sad.

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[Jackie Sloan]

How about the guy who dropped the car? Poor jackass didn't even make the air...






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[erole]

man, that thing with the car guy! he had a fork lift and everything, that poor son of a bitch. he should have got a better shake at it...

...skidmark you're right ::sob:: i could have ::sniff sniff:: gave a poor kid, or a Sally Struthers 3rd world child ::sob:: a chance to enhance their creativity ::sniff:: I know what I have to do now......go out to the Slaughtered Lamb tonight with people from the message board and get hammered ::sob::

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

erole,

skidmark is right-- you made the baby jesus cry.

shame on you.

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I spoke about wings,
You just flew
I wondered, I guessed and I tried
You just knew
I sighed
And you swooned
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon

[Ninja Lesbian]

If it makes you feel any better, my rommmate just broke her guitar against the wall and i don't think she got a prize for it either or was even trying to get a prize. I've always thought that when rf has this contest that it's just a bunch of dicks standing around their cells placed on the ground in front of them while making "POW", "CRACK" "SH-PISSS"KA-BOOM" sounds and claim they just drove there bosses car into the side of their parent's house. At least i know one listener is following the honor code