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iscream22
03-02-2002, 06:06 AM
My reviews

Clerks= Classic, funny, and hockey!!
mallrats = certain type of humor still, funny not TOO much storyline, but still awseome.
chasing amy= chicks , and humor NICE
Dogma= god,and jay and silent bob!!
Jay and silent bob strike back= a little of all of the above, and hot chicks!

THEY ALL ROCK!!

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jatsv dan
03-02-2002, 09:48 AM
as far as just sitting around with some friends and laughing, i'd go with Mallrats...bu Dogma is definitely very close cuz you wind up doing a lot of thinkng throughout the course of that movie.

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Sheeplovr
03-02-2002, 09:58 AM
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but anyways mallrats is my fav but i love them all really Equaly just liek a little bit more is mallrats but its like when u liek grap and cherry and when they have grap and cherry u pick grape btu u woudl still eb happy wht cherry u jsut want grape a little more

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impactplayer2k1
03-02-2002, 10:25 AM
Clerks by far is the best. When Randal tries to figure out how the empire rebuilt the death star using independant contractors. Plus the fact that Dante wasn't suppose to be there just tops it. Chasing Amy is in a close second because of Hooper's rant about star wars.

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Sheeplovr
03-02-2002, 10:33 AM
did anyone check out the Flying car bit its liek a bounce sceen for clerks its like the cartoon show live

Its like magic

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impactplayer2k1
03-02-2002, 10:36 AM
I think I flip out too if my girlfriend sucked 36 other dicks.

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Jennitalia
03-02-2002, 10:47 AM
what's wrong with sucking 36 other guy's dicks? ;)
my favorites are clerks and chasing amy

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QuickStop
03-02-2002, 05:41 PM
best written - Chasing Amy
funniest - MallRats
smartest - Clerks, Dogma
fastest moving - JSBSB (watched it today w/ commentary...felt like i was there for only 30 mins)

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cheezeemee
03-02-2002, 06:08 PM
I love all of Kevin's movies.
I just wish he would drop Ben Afleck once and for all.


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Sheeplovr
03-02-2002, 08:41 PM
Bite Thy Toung

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Fallon
03-03-2002, 09:38 AM
Mallrats and Clerks. Weird thing is I hated Dogma the first time I saw it, now I like it. I loved J&SBSB the first time I saw it, now not so much.

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impactplayer2k1
03-03-2002, 10:01 AM
what's wrong with sucking 36 other guy's dicks?


because if i ever kissed you i would taste 36 other men.

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CrazyClare
03-03-2002, 03:23 PM
clerks..by far. one of my top 5 movies ever. you guys remeber the animated series? it had its moments..." who is driving car?"

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JustinR
03-03-2002, 04:09 PM
i loved mallrats and "strikes back". I havent seen chasing amy or clerks yet(!)

Dogma fucking confused me. I guess since Im not catholic.

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03-03-2002, 04:28 PM
" who is driving car?"

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Sheeplovr
03-03-2002, 06:50 PM
i want mini posters :(



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scorpion
03-03-2002, 07:18 PM
Lets see

1. Chasing Amy (Joey Lauren Adams) :) :) :)
2. Clerks
3. Dogma
4. The rest of Kevin Smiths movies.


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Fallon
03-03-2002, 08:37 PM
Lets see 1. Chasing Amy (Joey Lauren Adams) :) :) :)

Joey lesbian kiss in Chasing Amy vs. Joey topless in Mallrats. I'll go with Mallrats. :)

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brodieman
03-04-2002, 02:30 PM
hmmm...which one do i like the most ::retorical question::

well first off mallrats is without the a doubt the best, first off, when you watch the tv version with all hte added scenes its like watching a completely different movie, so mallrats isreally like 2 movies in one. it also had the best commentary track of all the dvd's

my second favorite view askew film is not a smith film, it's 'a better place' written and directed by vincent pirera (view askew historian) about 2 kids growing up on the jersey shore, it's just an insane movie, especially the last 20 minutes, a must see for any view askew fan

third is ofcourse clerks, actuallyi should have that up to with mallrats, i mean it started it all, and ofcourse had the distant cousin of brodie, randal, as one of the stars

next is dogma and jay and bob strike back, the most recent movies, dogma is just a great challanging of religion and views of religion, it's a thinking movie, and one of smith's smartest films. jay and silent bob stike back is great because,well as hooperx put it at the end og the film, "they took the charecters and made it into one 90 minute long gay joke." i really hope it's not the last inthe series, jay and silent bob must return!

and finally chasing amy, i dont hate chasing amy, it's an excellent film, the whole banky/holden relationshipis classic smith (brodie and ts, dante and randal, jay and bob) but it is my least favorite of his films, i thinki just dont like because everyone else loves it so much

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QuickStop
03-04-2002, 03:15 PM
brodie - they are making a clerks cartoon movie, so the characters shall return in, but it will be in cartoon form

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gone
03-04-2002, 03:28 PM
id have to say mallrats, with chasing amy a close second!

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brodieman
03-04-2002, 03:31 PM
hell yeah quickstop, i forgot about the cartoon movie, that will surely rock, and i didn't know you were on this board, welcome my view askew comrad :)

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TheGameHHH
03-04-2002, 03:57 PM
I would have to say Clerks with Mallrats running a close second.

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windowlck
03-04-2002, 04:24 PM
Who is this Kevin Smith that you speak of?

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brodieman
03-04-2002, 04:33 PM
nice friggin sig windowlck!

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Sheeplovr
03-04-2002, 07:47 PM
Beans is such a good actor

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mrbungle
03-05-2002, 07:44 AM
I can't believe I hadn't posted on this yet...

It's tough picking a fave, since they're all so different <tho "Strike Back" and "Mallrats" have the slapstick thing happening>...

The best film of the bunch is "Chasing Amy"...there are moments in that film that really gets me right in the stomach...

I guess my order would be:

1- Mallrats
2- Clerks
3- Chasing Amy
4- Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back
5- Dogma

I dunno...I didn't like Dogma a whole lot...it had moments, but god Matt Damon makes me itch.


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Sheeplovr
03-05-2002, 10:38 AM
Matt Damon makes me itch


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Fallon
03-05-2002, 11:07 AM
well first off mallrats is without the a doubt the best, first off, when you watch the tv version with all hte added scenes its like watching a completely different movie, so mallrats isreally like 2 movies in one.

I'm pretty pissed right now. Mallrats was on FX today and I haven't seen it in years, when I turned it on their was only like three minutes left. :(

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