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    ok so i love really fucked up jokes. any joke that reinforces sterotypes or that is generally fucked up. including jokes about pedophiles and dead babies. so i figure were a really fucked up, twisted, demented group and that we could post our best fucked up jokes:

    What will they call the movie about JFK jrs life?

    Three funerals and a wedding



  • #2
    What's the worst part about having sex with a 4 year old?

    Getting the blood off your clown costume...

    Figment stole my sig!

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    • #3
      What's grosser then 10 dead babies in 1 garbage can?

      1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans


      <a href="aim:goim?screenname=Windowlck&message=You_st upid_Dick!">AIM me</a>

      " You are the ones who are the ball-lickers"

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      • #4
        What&#39;s the difference betwen a girlfriend & a wife? - 50lbs.
        Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle? - she knows she&#39;s given her last blow job.

        What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? - nothing she&#39;s been told twice already.

        Cake or Death? Uh, I&#39;ll have the cake please.

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        • #5
          What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car?

          Hey, go easy on the candy!


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          • #6
            Q: What did the seven dwarfs say when the prince awakened Snow White?

            A: "I guess it&#39;s back to jerking off."


            <a href="aim:goim?screenname=Windowlck&message=You_st upid_Dick!">AIM me</a>

            " You are the ones who are the ball-lickers"

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            • #7
              How do you get a pedophile out of your house?

              Abort the fetus...

              Figment stole my sig!

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              • #8
                I heard these jokes a long time ago (I think from an uncle) and I never say them:

                What do a black guy and an apple have in common?

                They both look good hanging from a tree.

                What&#39;s the difference between a black man and a pizza pie?

                The pizza could feed a family of four.

                <center></center><center>Member of the 2006 RonFez.net Olympic Curling Team.</center><center>Italy here we come!</center>

                This message was edited by Hosp on 3-3-02 @ 11:39 PM

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                • #9
                  What&#39;s green, covered in crumbs, and lies on the side of the road?

                  A dead Girl Scout



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                  • #10
                    A black guy walks into an irish pub, the bartender says "Get the Fuck out!"

                    Cake or Death? Uh, I&#39;ll have the cake please.

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                    • #11
                      what&#39;s long, black, and smelly?

                      the unemployment line


                      <IMG SRC=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/inkgrrrl99/images/hippiesig.gif>
                      compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine fine work
                      <i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

                      living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
                      now you wear you skin like iron, your breath&#39;s as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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                      • #12
                        I heard these jokes from Hosp&#39;s uncle and I never tell them.

                        Why don&#39;t women need watches?
                        Cuz there&#39;s a clock on the stove.

                        What&#39;s long and black and smells like shit?
                        The unemployment line.

                        <img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigruby.jpg" >

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                        • #13
                          Yerdaddy, did you and him have "special" secrets too?

                          <center></center><center>Member of the 2006 RonFez.net Olympic Curling Team.</center><center>Italy here we come!</center>

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                          • #14
                            What&#39;s the difference between a hard working black man and the Loch Ness monster?

                            There have been sightings of the Loch Ness monster

                            Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

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                            • #15
                              He showed me what my Special Purpose was for. And I taught him how to molest you.

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