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  • My Dog Loves To Hump People

    Do you know people that own a dog that sniffs your crotch? The people always say, "Oh, he likes you" or "He smells your dog." Great, I have a rottweiler's nose snorting my balls through my jeans because that's how he says hi.

    My dog never has that subtle way of greeting guests to my home. He mounts, clamps his front paws around the nearest, stiffest leg, unsheathes his little pink pecker, and starts humping like a rabbit on crack.

    Does anybody have a dog that will F somebody's leg at the most inopportune times?


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    Rooster, you need anyone to watch him when you&#39;re out of town? Hudla! Hudla!

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    • #3
      Yerdaddy, sure you can. If you get the chance, shower with him too, it&#39;s a mind scrambler

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      • #4
        That damn dog of yours has stolen my patented greeting.

        You&#39;ll be hearing from my lawyers.



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        • #5
          Gvac, the difference is, you try and do something with your mouth while you are humping the leg. What an awkward site. *shutters

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          • #6
            my aunt&#39;s dog humps, my dog just has really bad gas.

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            • #7
              Lulu, you need anyone to watch him when you&#39;re out of town? Hudla! Hudla!

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              • #8
                I am never coming to your house! :-)

                Bring him to the fights. Have him hump Al&#39;s leg, and see if Al "squirts"!

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                • #9
                  yes my first dog Tara, apparently it&#39;s a dominace thing would hump anyone in the house. And i&#39;m not weirded out, i wish i could hump more houseguests.


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                  • #10
                    I think this thread has the potential to make the most popular thread list.

                    Bring him to the fights. Have him hump Al&#39;s leg, and see if Al "squirts"!
                    Nice!

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                    • #11
                      He also tries to inpregnate my couch when he is really horny. It&#39;s really bad when he manages to get his thingy between the two cushions

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                      • #12
                        It&#39;s really bad when he manages to get his thingy between the two cushions
                        Oh my god! This feels great! Thanks fo the tip brother.

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                        • #13
                          I&#39;m sorry, but if I go to someones house and their dog start humping my legs, the dog gets kicked square on the balls...

                          WTF???

                          Peace & hugs,






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                          • #14
                            My Dog Loves To Hump People
                            Me too


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