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  • Pantera <3 Real bad Pirate Jokes...

    ...a good one being:

    What did the pirate's secretary get?






















    Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpal Tunnel.


    Here's some more for your shitty repertoire.

  • #2
    What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?

    Cap'n Book!

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    • #3
      What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?

      A nervous wreck!!!!

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      • #4
        What's a Pirates favorite rum??













        Bacaaaaaaaaaaaardi

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        • #5
          What do you get when you make a joke?

          a carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wreck

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          • #6
            A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

            The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

            "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

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            • #7
              What did the pirate name his cat?


              Garrrrrfield!

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              • #8
                What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?

                A HOOK-SHOT!

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                • #9
                  Why could the 16 year old pirate not get into the movies.....


                  It was rated AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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                  • #10
                    What is a pirate's favorite type of currency?

                    The dollaarrrrrrrr!

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                    • #11
                      How do pirates navigate their ships?

                      With the staaaaaarrrrrs.

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                      • #12
                        What's the pirate's wife's name?

                        Peggy.

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                        • #13
                          What does a Pirate's pet lion say?

                          Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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                          • #14
                            How did the pirate raise his mast?

                            He used a wench!

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                            • #15
                              How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
                              A buck an ear!!!

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