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  • Are Retards Regional?

    Due to a recent bout with illness, I've been able to put much thought into the ways of the world, and I've come up with this most perplexing question:

    Are Retards Regional?

    Do some retards have accents? If they do, that's HYSTERICAL. I would pay a lot of money to see that. Hopefully, they'd dance for me, too.

    Have you ever seen a retard speaking a foreign language? If I went to, say, Quebec, would I see a French Canadian Retard speaking french?

    That, also, would be HYSTERICAL.

    I bet they all speak english and it's an undiscovered phenomenon.

    Oh, and if not by the eyes, how do you tell a jap retard? They're the big ones.


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  • #2
    just thinking of &#39;downs snydrome&#39; voice saying "what are you talking aboot" makes me giggle

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    • #3
      Wow, you have way too much time on your hands, but I&#39;m glad to see you are putting that time to good use. How funny would a large Chinesse retard be?

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      • #5
        Ive never seen a midget retard, have you?

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        • #6
          Asians who stutter make me laugh. I think Staten Islanders are a little more retarded the the rest of the city. Maybe because of the dump. Who knows.

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          • #7
            the chinese kill their unfortunates HHH

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            • #8
              I&#39;ve seen a midget retard in a golf cap. I have never laughed harder in my life.

              And there has to be a chinese retard SOMEWHERE. Maybe not in China, but maybe in the dark recesses of some grocery store...

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              • #9
                In China, baby retards and girls have their heads smashed against rocks and thrown into the river. You can look it up.

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                • #10
                  More fascinating that speaking dialect is signing dialect.

                  I had a case once where the claimant was a deaf mute who communicated with ASL (American Sign Language). He had his own interpreter and off the record would talk through her. On the record, he had to go through a court appointed ASL duly sworn and all.

                  During the course of his testimony, I noticed that his (unofficial) interpreter was very restless and looked upset. I pointed it out to the judge who asked her what was bothering her.

                  She said that the court interpretor wasn&#39;t saying what he signed to her.

                  The judge asked the court interpretor what was going on and she threw up her hands in frustration and said "I can&#39;t understand his accent!"

                  That was a red letter day in American Jurisprudence.

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                  • #11
                    poot... you seriosly have outdone yourself

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                    • #12
                      God wouldnt that be classic to walk into a chinese food place and make an order with a retard, watch him screw up, then get clubbed on the head with a large spoon for it..."pork flead reecee, otay". God we are all going to have retarded children as a result of this post...

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                      • #13
                        Iv seen RETARTED french people in this weird TV show that IFC showed when i had it


                        oh iv seen retarted asians to

                        I used to teach a retarted jewish kid



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                        • #14
                          There is a french retard on Opie and Anthony, no?

                          Anyway, I would pay money to see a retard say "ya&#39;ll" and I would love to see one peal an orange.

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                          • #15
                            This is so funny, Pootertoot.

                            Yes, there are French Canadian &#39;tards..and if you think Celine Dion speaks "wid dat &#39;REH-decyuluss acSON&#39;, Oui?" Imagine the same, except with a slight difference. "Den yoo mae Fyine dat (slobber) hwe wetawds ahv dee thimiilah, funny thoun&#39;, non? yeth?"

                            Okay, now I can go back to my native homeland, and slowly burn in hell. ( I have already alienated myself from the Amish. Does that sound redundant?)


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