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  • Fat Fuck Redefines The Term "Couch Potato" & Dies

    Wow, I have NEVER heard a story like this. This is just fuckin' incredibly SICK. Apparently this fat bastard literally didn't leave her couch for anywhere from 2-5 years, and as a result, BECAME PART OF THE COUCH. If this were in the National Enquirer, I wouldn't believe it for a second.

    That's a whole lotta TV watchin'

    That right there is a sad moment for humanity.

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    We all pay for this kind of shit. If she has insurance, everyone in her insurance pool will have their rates go up. If she didn&#39;t, either Medicaid or the hospital will cover her, which means the taxpayer pays and the people who go to that hospital will have to pay more. All because of this lazy fuck.

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    • #3
      So what did I learn?

      Emeril_Dice is a woman.

      I now understand her goodbyes last night. She must have been one of the original Tampa listeners.



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      • #4
        YO MOMMA&#39;S SO FAT...

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        Fuck it from behind.

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        • #5
          YO MOMMA&#39;S SO FAT...

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          Fuck it from behind.
          THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS...

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          • #6

            YO MOMMA&#39;S SO FAT...
            ...that they had to Scotch-Guard her ass!


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            • #7

              YO MOMMA&#39;S SO FAT...
              She has to tie a boomerang to her scarf to throw it around her neck...

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              • #8
                im seriously a little nauseous

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                • #9
                  Those firefighters are wearing hazmat suits. That alone tells you how fucked up this is.


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                  • #10
                    Woohoo! R&F mentioned the story!

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                    • #11
                      I heard yesterday about this other guy who weighs like 1300 lbs somewhere who hasnt been out of the house in years. Remember that guy Walter Hudson?

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                      • #12
                        Isn&#39;t Paul O&#39;s wife named Gail? Don&#39;t they live in Florida?

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