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    My friend wants to go out with this girl whos a friend of the girl i'm "involved" with. He's never seen her in person but he wants to go out with her. He's fat. As much as I wanna say, "talk to her in person you freak. Lose some weight!" I can't but I don't feel like seeing him get upset. He always does with girls.



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  • #2
    Well, I could go on about the person being more important than the look, but we live in a very shallow society, so tell Porky McChubberson to put the Ring Dings and pick up a Workout tape or he'll be alone..................

    FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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    • #3
      yea keith. listen to moe&#39;s advice and remember its coming from the most fit man in america




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      • #4
        "HEY FAT KID! We HATE you!"

        "Be lonely! Society despises a large child!"

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        • #5
          maybe he should start smoking up.

          <center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aridark.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>you lay your head onto my shoulder<br>pour like water over me<br>so if i just exist for the next ten minutes of this drive that would be fine</center>

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          • #6
            get to the bus stop before he does so you can throw rocks at his fat ass. then hook a brother up- you&#39;ll need him later in life. you&#39;ll find out about that in monsterone&#39;s online advice column. next weeks topic, getting your buddy to jump on the gernade.

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            • #7
              but if he smokes, he would prob get lazy and fatter. in fact im still stunned that im not gaining weight somehow.
              how old and fat is this kid?


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              • #8

                getting your buddy to jump on the gernade.
                by GERNADE, do you mean ugly chick
                oh oh the explosive, well why didnt you say that


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                • #9
                  just don&#39;t set it up as a &#39;date&#39;... invite the two girls over when he&#39;s there and let them &#39;feel each other out&#39; ... remember I said &#39;out&#39;, not &#39;up&#39;...


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                  • #10
                    which one has bigger tits?


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                    • #11

                      which one has bigger tits?
                      Parcells

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                      • #12
                        Are you sure he&#39;s not just phat?

                        That&#39;s an easy mistake to make.

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                        • #13
                          My friend is 15 and must weigh about 300 pounds. H has big tits. And sometimes I hit him in the arm to watch the fat jiggle. Really fun stuff...



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                          • #14
                            no way he is 300 pounds
                            if he is 15, and weighs 300, buy him a bottle of gin and a hooker and apologize to him for the rest of his life in advance


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                            • #15

                              I hit him in the arm to watch the fat jiggle. Really fun stuff...
                              You are an awesome person.

                              Will you be MY friend Douchy McSummerseve?

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