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  • My girlfriend farted in my mouth

    I gave her a really good massage with oil for about an hour. After the massage, I lifted her hips up to give her the "Beso Negro" (Black Kiss) and while I was lifting her and rimming her, she let out a fart. I guess she was sleeping. It had no taste and little smell. It wasn't as bad as I thought it could be. Has this ever happened to you?

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    your a special, special man.

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    • #3
      Girls don&#39;t fart! That&#39;s crazy talk.

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      • #4
        Special is right!
        When chicks do that, it&#39;s a sort of salute, it&#39;s how they say:"You de man!"



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        • #5
          Just don&#39;t talk into my face!!!!

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          • #6
            It&#39;s a sign that she appreciated your hard work.

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            • #7
              "Mmmmm...methane."

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              • #8
                thank god you weren&#39;t smoking, could&#39;ve been fatal...

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                • #9
                  Besides this being the hottest thread ever, I have a couple of comments/questions:

                  1. Do you have to pay extra for this?

                  2. What are you doing rimming your chick while she&#39;s sleeping? If she&#39;s that far gone, just stick it in and get a little something for your own time and effort.

                  3a. Was there a noticeable difference in the temperature of the air? Could you feel it get hotter or was it just the sound, smell and taste that alerted you to the fart?

                  3b. Could you feel the fart? Did your hair blow back and eyelids close like you were sticking your head out of a car window while driving down the highway, or was it just the same warning signs as 3a?

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                  • #10


                    Blak, that was lol hilarious.



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                    • #11
                      If her cheeks were red, you&#39;d know it was her.

                      ass cheeks that is.

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                      • #12
                        Your girlfriend never farted in my mouth.

                        She did once queef in my ear.

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                        • #13
                          3c. Did you end up with a Dirty Sanchez?

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                          • #14
                            Besides this being the hottest thread ever, I have a couple of comments/questions:

                            1. Do you have to pay extra for this?

                            2. What are you doing rimming your chick while she&#39;s sleeping? If she&#39;s that far gone, just stick it in and get a little something for your own time and effort.

                            3a. Was there a noticeable difference in the temperature of the air? Could you feel it get hotter or was it just the sound, smell and taste that alerted you to the fart?

                            3b. Could you feel the fart? Did your hair blow back and eyelids close like you were sticking your head out of a car window while driving down the highway, or was it just the same warning signs as 3a?
                            1. I stopped paying after I figured out how to give her orgasms.

                            2. I didn&#39;t know she was sleeping. We&#39;ve had sex countless times this way. I LOVE it. I feel foreplay is more than just spitting on my dick and ramming it home.

                            3a. Maybe alittle. It was mostly the sound of "psssupt" that initially alerted me but by then it was on me like stink on shit. A small odor and a taste of Latin spices.

                            3b. No it was a small poot.

                            3c. Did you end up with a Dirty Sanchez?
                            3c. If I did, it got rubbed into my pillow while I was sleeping.

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                            • #15

                              I feel foreplay is more than just spitting on my dick and ramming it home.
                              And yet you still feel like a man? Hmmmmm, interesting.


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