penis ruler
I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.
If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser |
I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"
Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle. I call copyrights! |
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wow. news to me. |
That's the only time I will use the metric system...
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if you're so concerned, why not just change from briefs to boxers
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but it was really a comb |
penis tape measure would be useful for girth
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I love how they have to explain the novelty of the trick ruler
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You could call it the pruler.
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Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs. And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure. |
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They do make one...at least for me. It's called a yard stick. ZING!! A geh geh geh! |
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Trick rulers? Insanity.
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