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SatCam 05-31-2009 06:03 PM

penis ruler
 
I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

led37zep 05-31-2009 06:05 PM

I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!

weekapaugjz 05-31-2009 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SatCam (Post 2284023)
I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

girls know how to count?

wow. news to me.

BlackSpider 05-31-2009 06:09 PM

That's the only time I will use the metric system...

SatCam 05-31-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by led37zep (Post 2284030)
I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!

wow that is a good idea, maybe go with 3/4" intervals it would probably be less noticable

Drunky McBetidont 05-31-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackSpider (Post 2284037)
That's the only time I will use the metric system...

guess someone here never bought or sold drugs:ohmy:

Ritalin 05-31-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SatCam (Post 2284023)
I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

Interesting. I used to have a T Square that I would let girls use to make sure mine was straight.

Foster 05-31-2009 06:12 PM

if you're so concerned, why not just change from briefs to boxers

TooLowBrow 05-31-2009 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by led37zep (Post 2284030)
I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!

i had a knife like that.

but it was really a comb

SatCam 05-31-2009 06:12 PM

penis tape measure would be useful for girth

Kris10 05-31-2009 06:12 PM

:blink:

Judge Smails 05-31-2009 06:13 PM

http://www.flixya.com/content_photos...nshun99843.jpg

SatCam 05-31-2009 06:14 PM

nevermind

BlackSpider 05-31-2009 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betidont (Post 2284043)
guess someone here never bought or sold drugs:ohmy:

I did buy a Litre of coke once...

Foster 05-31-2009 06:16 PM

I love how they have to explain the novelty of the trick ruler

Quote:

The PENIS RULER is a novelty gag gift. It is a white plastic ruler that is only 8 inches long. The gag here is that the inch markings on the ruler go from 1 inch to 12 inches.

Remember, the ruler is only 8 real inches long. This means that anything measured with this ruler will appear to be much bigger than it really is.

MacVittie 05-31-2009 06:17 PM

You could call it the pruler.

Foster 05-31-2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackSpider (Post 2284059)
I did buy a Litre of coke once...

really, I used to buy pot by the cup

lleeder 05-31-2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacVittie (Post 2284063)
You could call it the pruler.

Or the fooler.

BlackSpider 05-31-2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacVittie (Post 2284063)
You could call it the pruler.

I think ESD already invented that...

Drunky McBetidont 05-31-2009 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacVittie (Post 2284063)
You could call it the pruler.

it needs an adjustment for cold weather and stuff

hanso 05-31-2009 06:53 PM

Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs.
And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure.

K.C. 05-31-2009 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SatCam (Post 2284023)
I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser


They do make one...at least for me.

It's called a yard stick.

ZING!! A geh geh geh!

SatCam 05-31-2009 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hanso (Post 2284107)
Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs.
And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure.

well we would play this game where she was the scientist and i was the test subject and my bed was the lab. at least when i would mercilessly dump her she would have less ammo against me

epo 05-31-2009 09:07 PM

Trick rulers? Insanity.

keithy_19 05-31-2009 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epo (Post 2284324)
Trick rulers? Insanity.

Some of us don't need them. Right fellas?

















































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