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Rockvillejoe

01-13-2008 11:05 AM

My Fars Smell Like Corn

Most disconcerting. Yet oddly aromatic, I kid you not. Corn? Praytell, why?

Rockvillejoe

01-13-2008 11:06 AM

My Farts Smell Like Corn

Most disconcerting. Yet oddly aromatic, I kid you not. Corn? Praytell, why?

bimmle_420

01-13-2008 11:10 AM

is it double post sunday?

IamPixie

01-13-2008 11:11 AM

i thought you left.

King Hippos Bandaid

01-13-2008 11:13 AM

stop sitting on corn

HBox	01-13-2008 11:13 AM

My farts smell like farts.

Bunny™

01-13-2008 11:15 AM

Is it rotten corn?
We may have similar intestinal issues.

IMSlacker

01-13-2008 11:16 AM

You might want to check with Bunny.

fezident

01-13-2008 12:41 PM

And the nominees for "best thread title on the RnF board" are...........

mikeyboy

01-13-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockvillejoe (Post 1583057)

My Farts Smell Like Cum

There's a simple explanation for that.

angrymissy

01-13-2008 01:30 PM

I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.

Bunny™

01-13-2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angrymissy (Post 1583253)

I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.

You need to get to Wendy's ASAP and order the 1/2 LB Jalapeno Cheddah Melt burger thingy....not only do you get molten cheddar cheese all over the front of my shirt, but in my case...I can't properly digest peppers...I get the Whole-Jalapeno-Trots. Undigested, still-hot peppers shooting through my mirth-canal. YOW-DE-DOW-DOW!

It's a good burger, I recommend it to all.

sailor

01-13-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny™ (Post 1583258)

I get the Whole-Jalapeno-Trots. Undigested, still-hot peppers shooting through my mirth-canal. YOW-DE-DOW-DOW!

don't you chew?

ralphbxny

01-13-2008 03:21 PM

Sweet, regular or popped?

Bunny™

01-13-2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailor (Post 1583311)

don't you chew?

Chewing is for Marys

bigredd

01-13-2008 04:29 PM

Cream style, niblets or on the cob?

donnie_darko

01-13-2008 04:40 PM

corn cob strap ons have that effect.

Rockvillejoe

01-13-2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyboy (Post 1583231)

There's a simple explanation for that.

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cum as in when a woman has multiple orgasms and squirts out like a water pistol due to my masterful manipulation of the female menses. what i'm sayin? oh yeh baby!
he said menses....

ralphbxny

01-13-2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigredd (Post 1583401)

Cream style, niblets or on the cob?

Im starving... I could go for a mcrib and some cream corn!

WampusCrandle

01-13-2008 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angrymissy (Post 1583253)

I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.

what makes you throw up, turns me on

we are at a cross roads :wallbash:

SatCam

01-13-2008 06:08 PM

http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/K/Korn/Korn.jpg

keithy_19

01-13-2008 09:51 PM

I don't fart.

And nor do women. They also don't poop. Instead their waste turns into smooth skin. It's amazing how great God is.

PapaBear

01-13-2008 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithy_19 (Post 1583624)

I don't fart.

And nor do women. They also don't poop. Instead their waste turns into smooth skin. It's amazing how great God is.

You've obviously never been married.

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