They say you suck one dick, you're a faggot. Well, maybe "they" don't, but I sure do.


Anyone wanna play Monster Rain with little Jimmy? Crinkle crinkle!

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I`m not sure if he`s a fruity ass...but I do know that he sucks as a comedian...

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I like him even better now since I don't think he has any teeth and I'd love a gum job. I can finally stop going out to the retirement home's coma ward. Huddela huddela!

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Fuck it from behind.

stolen from Maxim from memory so its off but:

Farmer Jim is talking to a bunch of people. "You see all those trees? I planted all of them every single one. But do they call me Jim the Tree Planter? No."

"You see those acres of corn? I planted those. Every single stalk. But do they call me Jim the Corn Farmer? No."

"But you fuck One single Goat..."

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Who is a good comedian? Ellen Degeneres?

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Norton is hilarious. I just found this story to be a little ghey.

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Coincidentally, Norton has a Zitty Taint Seam and I enjoy pissing in people's mouths. But I don't love F‘ces enough to be a proper fag.

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I don't know about all that. I think your plenty gay.

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I only held my huge nutbag against you because you said you loved my unfunny gaping anus.

Good & Plenty Gay!!!

Licking an unwiped asshole kinda gay!!!

Hairy balls in the mouth kinda gay!!!

Chocolate swirlies on your Taint kinda gay!!!

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 10-28-04 @ 9:29 PM

No. Jim Norton is not really gay. He is really really gay.


This message was edited by BoondockSaint on 10-28-04 @ 9:40 PM

hes still sexy anyway....right kat?

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

hes still sexy anyway....right kat?

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

she heard you the first time. :)

there is no way he is gay. he basically spends every dollar he makes on whores, of the female variety.

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Fiesty so nice, she said it twice.


Fo shizzle my nizzle.

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