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Old 09-17-2009, 06:02 PM   #1
opie's twisted balls
The occasional cock in the rear doesn't make you gay.

 
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Lightbulb My girlfriend is lactating but she's not pregnant

My current FB is lactating, why the hell would her tits leak?

anamnesis:
  • 35
  • 5'3"
  • 115lbs
  • caucasian
  • diagnosed with relapsing-remitting MS when she was 24, seems to have 2 or 3 episodes per year that have largely been contained to slight optic neuritis, fatigue and dysesthesias; she's been on Avonex 30mg bi weekly for 2 years and prednisone 300mg bid during any acute attack (which have been been thankfully rare)
  • other then her MS she's in good health, excellent cardio and muscle tone
  • has two children aged 16 & 17 (nursed both for what its worth)
  • is still intact....hasn't had a hysterectomy or TL
  • has been taking Levora for the past 3 years with no issues, prior was using the rhythm method or her partners wore jimmies
  • doesn't use any recreational drugs and is a light drinker
  • she's pee'd on the stick and the rabbit isn't dead
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