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Old 11-03-2009, 06:23 PM   #1
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Default Weird smells that intrigue you!

For some reason, I kinda like the smell that comes from unwrapping a bandage that has been on for a long period of time.

It's sort of sweaty, not too hospitalish and just damn interesting.

I also like the smell of gasoline.

What's your smell of choice?
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:24 PM   #2
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Please, John.

One of my pet peeves is the constant misspelling of "wEIrd."

Can you edit the title?
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It's the lack of both thumbs!!!

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snowmobile exhaust, smell of yellowstone - that sulfur smell...burned out matches, rubbing alcohol and gasoline too.
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The smell of 2 stroke exhaust gives me an erection!


Also like the dank musty smell of the Log Ride @ Knot's Berry Farm......brings up happy childhood memories
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I don't smoke, but I like the smell of a cigarette on a really cold winter morning.
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diesel fuel and protein farts

diesel fuel always makes me feel like i am curious to smell more but not too much

and protein farts make me feel like i need to smell them more just because its hard to think that a smell like that is even real and coming from my body

and i like the smell of a pile of leaves and saw dust and grass and mud....i like the smell of dried mud
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diesel fuel and protein farts

diesel fuel always makes me feel like i am curious to smell more but not too much

and protein farts make me feel like i need to smell them more just because its hard to think that a smell like that is even real and coming from my body

and i like the smell of a pile of leaves and saw dust and grass and mud....i like the smell of dried mud


What is the recipe for protein farts?

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I kind of like that plastic smell when you unwrap a brand new DVD.
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I kind of like that plastic smell when you unwrap a brand new DVD.
me too. and the smell of a glossy magazine.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:37 PM   #22
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diesel fuel and protein farts

diesel fuel always makes me feel like i am curious to smell more but not too much

and protein farts make me feel like i need to smell them more just because its hard to think that a smell like that is even real and coming from my body

and i like the smell of a pile of leaves and saw dust and grass and mud....i like the smell of dried mud
Diesel's a good one. It reminds me of standing around the smudge pot in pouring rain getting shit-housed.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:38 PM   #23
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What is the recipe for protein farts?

drink protein shakes...if u can drink egg whites too youll be good to go


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now this is funny bc now that u say it i do smell my dogs feet often for an unexplainable reason
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