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Old 10-13-2009, 04:06 AM   #2001
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:04 PM   #2002
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are there any black people named jack?
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:06 PM   #2003
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Jack Johnson. The boxer, not the effeminate singer/songwriter.
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:09 PM   #2004
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:09 PM   #2005
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fuck. thank you hammer.


jackie don't count hippie.
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:13 PM   #2006
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jackie don't count hippie.
But his name isn't Jackie it is Jack Roosevelt Robinson and Jack Leroy Wilson
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:17 PM   #2007
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:22 PM   #2008
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:41 PM   #2009
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:49 PM   #2010
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My dog's name is Jack and he happens to be black.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:41 PM   #2011
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is he funny and kinda weird?
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:02 AM   #2012
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Why does the USA Network play so damn many Steven Seagal movies?
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Old 10-17-2009, 03:00 AM   #2013
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Why do some people feel cheated, if they don't like every second of the Ron & Fez show? And when there is something that they don't like, they feel the need to let everyone know that they don't like it?
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:16 AM   #2014
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Has anyone seen one of these? The whole back of the truck is a giant LCD screen with rotating ads. I would think that's kind of a road hazard.

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Old 11-06-2009, 12:19 AM   #2015
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Has anyone seen one of these? The whole back of the truck is a giant LCD screen with rotating ads. I would think that's kind of a road hazard.
imagine the cost of repairs when you slam into it at a sudden red light
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:59 AM   #2016
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Or what if that whole screen suddenly turned red and flashed like a strobe.
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Old 11-07-2009, 10:25 PM   #2017
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It will be about five years before one of those trucks reaches here. Seems like a very bad idea.
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:05 PM   #2018
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They must be driving pretty slow.
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:55 PM   #2019
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They must be driving pretty slow.
They only drive East. It takes longer that way.
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Old 11-10-2009, 03:57 PM   #2020
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Whatever happened to scottinnj? I enjoyed him.
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Old 11-10-2009, 04:14 PM   #2021
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he moved to georgia.
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Is Uncle Ben's Rice in a bag the single greatest invention of the 21st century thus far?
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:09 PM   #2023
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Is Uncle Ben's Rice in a bag the single greatest invention of the 21st century thus far?
The 90 second microwave pouch of brown rice is...
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:10 PM   #2024
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How about the tongue scraper on the back of the toothbrush head?

Where does that rank?
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