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Old 12-22-2011, 06:19 PM   #351
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I kind of wish I could grab it out of Louis' hand and then jump into a waiting helicopter.
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Old 12-22-2011, 06:22 PM   #352
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and $220k to keep for himself, for rent, his children and to do "terrible, horrible things with and none of that is any of your business."
I could only imagine what would have happened if Norton got this kind of money.
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Old 12-22-2011, 08:26 PM   #353
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Not like at Starbucks, but most bars have something where they pool the tips in.
What!? I've been in many a bar but never seen this.
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What!? I've been in many a bar but never seen this.
When you leave your tip on the bar, what do you think they do with it? Put it in their pocket? It goes in a tip bucket.
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:31 AM   #355
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I need to download this!
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Old 12-23-2011, 06:48 AM   #356
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What!? I've been in many a bar but never seen this.
try tipping next time, then follow the money.
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Old 12-23-2011, 03:14 PM   #357
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try tipping next time, then follow the money.
I did see this first hand last night The bucket was hidden pretty well but the 2 bartenders kept slipping shit in there.
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:31 PM   #358
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:49 PM   #359
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:04 PM   #360
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gay talk, Louis and Jay insult each other and Louis take on "motherfucker" made me LOL.

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Old 06-26-2012, 09:35 PM   #361
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Season 2 of Louie is finally on Netflix. I can't believe I wasn't watching during the first run.
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Old 06-26-2012, 11:10 PM   #362
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who else got tickets to Louis upcoming tour?
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:32 AM   #363
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so the new season is this week?
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:48 PM   #364
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You and 99,999 other people.

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NEW YORK (AP) Louis C.K.'s gambit to sell tickets to his comedy shows himself is paying off.
The comedian said Wednesday that after just 45 hours, his tour has sold 100,000 tickets and taken in $4.5 million in sales. He's bypassing ticketing services like Ticketmaster to sell tickets only on his website.
On Monday, he began selling tickets for $45 without fees. His 39-city stand-up tour kicks off in October.
After announcing the results, he tweeted: "I guess it was a good idea."
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:42 AM   #365
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so the new season is this week?
Yes I see my dvr is ready to record it tonight.
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:53 AM   #366
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the FX comedy block.
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Old 06-28-2012, 07:04 AM   #367
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Louis
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I forgot
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Old 06-28-2012, 01:48 PM   #368
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I went ahead and set the DVR to record this after Louie tonight, but I honestly have no idea what the hell it is.
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Old 06-28-2012, 08:08 PM   #369
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I went ahead and set the DVR to record this after Louie tonight, but I honestly have no idea what the hell it is.
Did the same hit info button said it's his spin on US stuff, news, what not.
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:37 PM   #370
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:57 PM   #371
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Did the same hit info button said it's his spin on US stuff, news, what not.
They are determined to force that unfunny limey cuntbag down the throats of American audiences.
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I can't stand him.
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:18 AM   #373
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He really is the worst

And he looks like a creepy mongoloid.
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:29 PM   #374
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I am all for depressing weird stuff. But the episodes of louie this season have just been plain lame imo especially the last 2. I would at least like a laugh or two thrown into the mix.

When the show is dragging on this season you dont even have the hottie milf from californication to save you anymore.

Heres to hoping the rest of the season picks up.
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I am all for depressing weird stuff. But the episodes of louie this season have just been plain lame imo especially the last 2. I would at least like a laugh or two thrown into the mix.

When the show is dragging on this season you dont even have the hottie milf from californication to save you anymore.

Heres to hoping the rest of the season picks up.
Yea the last ep was just weird and really did not fit..
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