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Old 03-28-2012, 03:32 PM   #4776
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Reading the words that he writes makes me want to put him in the hate pit.
I see.

I enjoy his writing, but what do I know?
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:56 PM   #4777
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Old 03-28-2012, 07:32 PM   #4778
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Old 03-29-2012, 12:18 AM   #4779
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Why don't we have a thread for when people are hallucinating?
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Old 03-29-2012, 12:27 AM   #4780
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Why don't we have a thread for when people are hallucinating?
All the threads here fall under that category.
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:02 AM   #4781
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All the threads here fall under that category.
That's somewhat true.
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:29 PM   #4782
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:32 PM   #4783
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:48 PM   #4784
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All the conversations you're taking part in are all together on one page. It's more convenient than clicking on all the silly subforums one at a time.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:17 PM   #4785
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All the conversations you're taking part in are all together on one page. It's more convenient than clicking on all the silly subforums one at a time.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:21 PM   #4786
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Or jizz or sumthin, tss tss.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:23 PM   #4787
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Or jizz or sumthin, tss tss.
Yeah, I'm like a Jizz Musician or somethin. Tsss.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:31 PM   #4788
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Yeah, I'm like a Jizz Musician or somethin. Tsss.
OMG, this man loves the jizz so much or sumthin, he must eat it all up and poop it out later or sumthin.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:36 PM   #4789
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OMG, this man loves the jizz so much or sumthin, he must eat it all up and poop it out later or sumthin.
Im no doctor but pooping jizz is pretty gay.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:37 PM   #4790
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Well, you're a doctor of love at least.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:39 PM   #4791
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:47 PM   #4792
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Prescription, four days of gay anal sex, four days of gay oral. Then you'll be as right as rain.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:55 PM   #4793
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Old 03-29-2012, 11:27 PM   #4794
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The delete subscription option does not work. I've been trying to delete the now painful since my breakup 'I've been researching engagement rings' thread for a few weeks now and it's still there. Please deal with it. Thank you.
If I were a mod/admin, I'd fix that.
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:09 AM   #4795
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Or jizz or sumthin, tss tss.
Did you know that the words jazz and jizz share the same origin?

TRUE FACT.
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:26 AM   #4796
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The delete subscription option does not work. I've been trying to delete the now painful since my breakup 'I've been researching engagement rings' thread for a few weeks now and it's still there. Please deal with it. Thank you.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:11 AM   #4797
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:14 AM   #4798
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stomach pancakes

not exactly the normal way to "score"
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:17 AM   #4799
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stomach pancakes

not exactly the normal way to "score"
I'm not interested in the pancakes. I went there last year and picked it up "to-go". They only give you like 3 pancakes in a to-go order. But they load you down with sausage from a very good local slaughter house.
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:19 AM   #4800
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I'm not interested in the pancakes. I went there last year and picked it up "to-go". They only give you like 3 pancakes in a to-go order. But they load you down with sausage from a very good local slaughter house.
You just can't get enough of that "sausage" can you?
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