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Old 03-03-2002, 10:49 PM   #1
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ok so i love really fucked up jokes. any joke that reinforces sterotypes or that is generally fucked up. including jokes about pedophiles and dead babies. so i figure were a really fucked up, twisted, demented group and that we could post our best fucked up jokes:

What will they call the movie about JFK jrs life?

Three funerals and a wedding


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Old 03-03-2002, 11:10 PM   #2
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What's the worst part about having sex with a 4 year old?

Getting the blood off your clown costume...

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Old 03-03-2002, 11:14 PM   #3
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What's grosser then 10 dead babies in 1 garbage can?

1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans


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Old 03-03-2002, 11:17 PM   #4
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What's the difference betwen a girlfriend & a wife? - 50lbs.
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle? - she knows she's given her last blow job.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? - nothing she's been told twice already.

Cake or Death? Uh, I'll have the cake please.
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Old 03-03-2002, 11:18 PM   #5
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What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car?

Hey, go easy on the candy!


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Old 03-03-2002, 11:21 PM   #6
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Q: What did the seven dwarfs say when the prince awakened Snow White?

A: "I guess it's back to jerking off."


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Old 03-03-2002, 11:28 PM   #7
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How do you get a pedophile out of your house?

Abort the fetus...

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Old 03-03-2002, 11:29 PM   #8
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I heard these jokes a long time ago (I think from an uncle) and I never say them:

What do a black guy and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza pie?

The pizza could feed a family of four.

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Old 03-03-2002, 11:36 PM   #9
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What's green, covered in crumbs, and lies on the side of the road?

A dead Girl Scout



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Old 03-03-2002, 11:48 PM   #10
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A black guy walks into an irish pub, the bartender says "Get the Fuck out!"

Cake or Death? Uh, I'll have the cake please.
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Old 03-03-2002, 11:59 PM   #11
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what's long, black, and smelly?

the unemployment line



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Old 03-04-2002, 12:01 AM   #12
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I heard these jokes from Hosp's uncle and I never tell them.

Why don't women need watches?
Cuz there's a clock on the stove.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The unemployment line.

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Old 03-04-2002, 12:11 AM   #13
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Yerdaddy, did you and him have "special" secrets too?

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Old 03-04-2002, 12:13 AM   #14
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What's the difference between a hard working black man and the Loch Ness monster?

There have been sightings of the Loch Ness monster

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here
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Old 03-04-2002, 12:14 AM   #15
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He showed me what my Special Purpose was for. And I taught him how to molest you.

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Old 03-04-2002, 12:23 AM   #16
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What is beautful, pretty,and most wanted for black men?


White women.

How do you keep secrets from Enron?

You shoot yourself and its over with.

How do you take a family of four to a funeral.

Have them drive in a SUV with firestone tires.

How does a girl remove her panties with out touching them herself.

Get several black men to and they'll be off in ten seconds.



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Old 03-04-2002, 12:26 AM   #17
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I may mess this one joke up, but here goes....

What do you get when you kill a 2 year old?

Aroused!

Q: What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A: A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.



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Old 03-04-2002, 12:26 AM   #18
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What? I was talking about his curve ball. That thing really knew how to sink. He never touched me.

PanterA, thanks for the new status. Before it was just going to be for fun, now you're just giving me a reason.

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Old 03-04-2002, 12:37 AM   #19
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What's the great thing about an Ethiopian blow job?
you know shell swallow

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
A fucking show-off!



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Old 03-04-2002, 12:40 AM   #20
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PanterA, thanks for the new status. Before it was just going to be for fun, now you're just giving me a reason.
now you'll really look like Charlie Brown

I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

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Old 03-04-2002, 01:00 AM   #21
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd ya get that?"
The parrot replies, "Afrika, there's millions of em."

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Old 03-04-2002, 01:05 AM   #22
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What's green, smells bad and has 12 tits?

A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic



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Old 03-04-2002, 11:24 AM   #23
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What do Dale Eearnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their last hits were The Wall.



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Old 03-04-2002, 12:32 PM   #24
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Clare you're killin' me!!!

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