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Old 10-01-2002, 10:56 PM   #1
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...I had to buy a turbo ear and nose hair trimmer from the Sharper Image.

What was your first sign that you were no longer a "spring chicken?"



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Old 10-01-2002, 11:01 PM   #2
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When climbing trees seemed so pointless.

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Old 10-01-2002, 11:04 PM   #3
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when u cant bs in school anymore

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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Old 10-01-2002, 11:22 PM   #4
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When I hit 30.





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Old 10-01-2002, 11:25 PM   #5
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when I went to the Cd store
and the girl behind the
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Old 10-01-2002, 11:48 PM   #6
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When Van Halen was considered Classic rock.

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Old 10-02-2002, 12:15 AM   #7
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The first time I said "When I was your age"

Or when I said record to a guy I know and he said "What's that??"

And the first time a kid called me Mister.

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Old 10-02-2002, 12:23 AM   #8
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I'm not old yet.

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Old 10-02-2002, 12:26 AM   #9
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When people the same age as me, or younger, began being drafted into professional sports.

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
---'The Daily Show' on the advent of television

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Old 10-02-2002, 12:35 AM   #10
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it seemed to have hit me most in work when we hire the 20 to 25 year old...before i learn his age we're kidding around talking sports and in my mind at that time it's just a couple of young dudes hanging out...but then their birthday comes up and their turing 22 and then I realize I'm 18 years older...

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Old 10-02-2002, 12:41 AM   #11
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When I noticed the birthdate of the 1st Playmate BORN in the 80's.

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Old 10-02-2002, 09:32 AM   #12
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Wait until you start walking around saying"Ya know 20 years ago I used to....".Then you will remember how you hated to hear that same expression from any old fart in your past.











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Old 10-02-2002, 09:36 AM   #13
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when someone said I'm a short man instead of kid


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Old 10-02-2002, 09:40 AM   #14
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when i could no longer tell people i am watching cartoons

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Old 10-02-2002, 09:44 AM   #15
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I'm not old yet either...Gvac you old fart!
Actually it hit me when I started school again...I hadn't heard of incubus or system of a down. It was sad.

I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
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Old 10-03-2002, 12:08 AM   #16
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When I returned to school and discovered that my professors were younger than I.

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Old 10-03-2002, 02:03 AM   #17
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when my tits started to sag


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Old 10-03-2002, 12:44 PM   #18
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when the movie Coyote Ugly came out and i relized hot chicks were so much younger that me!

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"
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Old 10-03-2002, 12:52 PM   #19
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when
1 - girls in playboy were born in the 80's
2 - they play a song from my highschool days on the "oldies" station, and then I realize - hey that song came out 18 YEARS ago

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Old 10-03-2002, 12:53 PM   #20
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Led Zeplin is only on CBSFM Oldies and when i jump off the curb EVERY FRIGGIN BONE IN MY BODY HURTS

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!
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Old 10-03-2002, 01:02 PM   #21
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It was this summer actually. Up in Yonkers, at Nathan's, every Thursday night there is bike night. Everybody just hangs out, does a little riding and a lot of racing.


So, there I was, going full throttle on the Hutchinson River Pkwy, neck and neck with this total squid, and all of the sudden it hit me that this probably wasn't such a bright idea.


As long as it was fun, that had always been reason enough to be doing almost anything, but right there, that night, commen sense prevailed.... and I actually felt like a guy in his 30's as I downshifted and rode safely back to Yonkers.



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Old 10-03-2002, 01:22 PM   #22
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when i bent over to tie my shoe and a sharp pain ran through my back.


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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

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Old 10-03-2002, 04:44 PM   #23
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...I had to buy a turbo ear and nose hair trimmer from the Sharper Image.
BOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!


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Old 10-07-2002, 02:17 PM   #24
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I've had a constant onslaught of reminders to drive the point home-
-my first ma'am
-the first time I didn't get proofed
-having my son ask me if we had electricity when I was a child
-when my older aunts are talking about their operations, I now find myself joining in
-being at the hospital with my little sister and having the doctor think I was her mom-I'm 13 years older than her so that wasn't SO bad except my dad was there too and he's 61 and looks it.





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Old 10-07-2002, 02:27 PM   #25
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I found myself screaming about the price of paper towels in the aisle of a supermarket. Fucking paper towels - I sounded like an old coot.



So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!
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