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Old 04-28-2004, 01:21 PM   #1
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Ok, so he's obviously out of his mind. I think he should be sentenced to a chicken coop.

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Old 04-28-2004, 01:25 PM   #2
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Choke him and be done with it.

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Old 04-28-2004, 01:25 PM   #3
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Old 04-28-2004, 01:28 PM   #4
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Old 04-28-2004, 01:33 PM   #5
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so he isn't right...aliens aren't turning people into chickens. i guess i'm losing that bet.

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Old 04-28-2004, 02:17 PM   #6
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That's just crazy. Murdering someone because you thought they were a chicken- carazy, I says!!
Murdering someone because you think they are human pez dispensers and you desire their candy, on the otherhand, is very normal and even prescribed.


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Old 04-28-2004, 04:38 PM   #7
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This guy messed up completely. He should have said he killed the man because he though he tasted like chicken. Now there's a defense: no can argue that a person would taste like chicken, cause everything tastes like chicken.




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Old 04-28-2004, 05:08 PM   #8
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Maybe he should've taken the chicken's way out and pleeded insanity?

oh wait, he was aquitted.


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Old 04-29-2004, 01:50 PM   #9
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The Japanese are on to this alien invasion. They are not taking any chances. Of course, it's "public health" reasons for the average Joe Sushi.

(Would Joe Sushi be the Japanese equivalent of Joe Six-Pack?)

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Old 04-29-2004, 01:57 PM   #10
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(Would Joe Sushi be the Japanese equivalent of Joe Six-Pack?)
Joe Sake perhaps?

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Old 04-29-2004, 07:09 PM   #11
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Thats just fowl! He got eggzactly what he deserved!





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