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Old 12-02-2010, 09:16 PM   #376
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Old 12-02-2010, 09:35 PM   #377
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It's not funny because it's not true.
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Old 12-02-2010, 09:40 PM   #378
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Old 12-02-2010, 09:49 PM   #379
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Old 12-05-2010, 04:11 PM   #380
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Old 12-05-2010, 08:53 PM   #381
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Old 12-06-2010, 07:35 PM   #382
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:01 PM   #383
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You heard the piece of paper...Keep being AWESOME!
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:21 AM   #384
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:50 PM   #385
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So, what's Dave and Black Earl been up to lately?

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Old 12-10-2010, 10:05 PM   #386
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that should be put into the photoshop thread
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:59 PM   #387
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Old 12-26-2010, 11:37 PM   #389
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:52 PM   #390
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Old 12-30-2010, 01:01 AM   #391
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Old 12-31-2010, 11:56 AM   #393
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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?


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Old 01-02-2011, 08:46 PM   #395
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Old 01-02-2011, 08:52 PM   #396
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The brunette???
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:35 PM   #397
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The brunette???
One of them is Meghan Mccain?
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:46 PM   #398
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They took a chubby girl and photoshopped her into a really chubby girl?
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:16 AM   #399
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