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Old 02-26-2007, 02:35 PM   #1
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Meaning with someone else. (I'll let lleeder ask the singular/by yourself question). For me, two relatively unusual places: on the rocks at carderock in potomac md, hikers, tourist all around, and in the back of my buddies van, with an AU chickadee, rear window viewable by everyone on the highway behind us. My buddy was going 40 on 95 south ,and nobody was passing him. All sitting back and enjoying the show. Totally wasted on Mandrex (who kicked it old school with Mandrex?). How about you? Any department store screw stories?

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Old 02-26-2007, 02:41 PM   #2
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Old 02-26-2007, 02:44 PM   #3
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very similar to an old funwithcorpses thread.
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:02 PM   #4
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:57 PM   #5
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either here:

 or in the butt...

 or BOTH for a three-point conversion!

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Old 02-26-2007, 05:12 PM   #6
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Old 03-05-2007, 08:41 PM   #7
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The family cabin on the shores of Lake Huron.  Gappy wooden walls with family members in every other room, walking around and talking.

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Old 03-06-2007, 12:59 AM   #8
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in the middle of a hallway on the floor during a party. on the third level of the house, where nobody was hanging out, but there were people drinking and talking on the floor right below us. rugburns all over my knees and shit. everybody laughing at us when we came back down. good lay.

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Old 03-06-2007, 01:08 AM   #9
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:36 AM   #10
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:58 AM   #11
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On the table in an empty conference room in a hotel with my ex.
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:59 AM   #12
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:33 PM   #13
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My brother's kitchen table where he, his wife, my nephew and two nieces have dinner every night.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:35 PM   #14
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In a bed with the lights off and no music playing.

We still had our shirts and socks on and the only noise was the springs making a gentle creek.

 

 

Pretty Crazy huh?

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Old 03-06-2007, 01:37 PM   #15
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On the table in an empty conference room in a hotel with my ex.

oh - i did this!  but the conference table was at the office of a former boyfriend.  he had his morning meetings there every day - haha. 

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Old 03-06-2007, 01:40 PM   #16
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Old 03-06-2007, 03:01 PM   #17
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Old 03-06-2007, 03:04 PM   #18
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Old 03-06-2007, 03:05 PM   #19
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1. A graveyard

2. back of a C-130 at 10,000 feet 

3. Bathroom of Wolfgang Puck restaurant 

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Old 03-06-2007, 03:07 PM   #20
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:02 PM   #21
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In a pot it was wild for me. I can reproduce a-sexually.
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:08 PM   #22
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:11 PM   #23
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:21 PM   #24
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no crazy sex places... but i DID excuse myself from dinner to jerk off in my parent's friend's bathroom.  my ex lived around the block from my parent's friends.  this was before i could drive.  my ex gave me blue balls to the point where my stomach hurt.  when i went back to the parent's friend's place, i couldn't take it and had to jack it.

also, jacked in the backseat of a school bus once.  but no crazy sex places. 

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Old 03-06-2007, 04:34 PM   #25
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Machu Pichu with an Argentinian girl I met in Santiago, Chile.  Her and her friend traveled with me and a buddy for a month or so while we were there. My buddy says that he banged her friend somewhere else in the ruins while we were there.  That was an awesome trip. 

 A distant second would have to be in the bathroom at a Dairy Queen.

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